Hey, I'm Beth, I'm 18 and I live in England.

I read lots and write occassionally. I'm a very bad reviewer, but I do my best.

BTW, I used to be Bob The Amazing Immortal Bouncing Goldfish Lord Of The Exploding Plastacine Chickens, but then ff net decided you couldn't have that many characters in your name so I had to change it. So you might know me as that instead.

Edit: 02/10/09 - Hey everyone! I'm sorry for the lack of updates but I have just started university and so do not have a lot of free time. Please be patient! However, the occassional prod would be appreciated, so i know that someone is still reading!!

May all my stories, especially the comical, be for C, who always made me laugh.