I guess its time for an update.

Im Roadkill. Im 18. I have a very strange sense of humor.
I apologise in advance for even trying to write fanfiction but sometimes these things get stuck in my head and I cant them out.

I love Dragonball Z, Prison Break, CSI, Criminal Intent, Numb3rs, Medium, Life, Dexter, GINTAMA and ONE PIECE.
My attention span is the shortest you may ever see so I only attempt to write oneshots as I know Ill never finish a chapter length story.

NOTE: Im still getting the hang of the HTML system here so some of my work seems to be stuffed paragraph and space wise. My apologies.
Anyways thats about all, thanks for stopping by random stranger.

Favourite Fandoms: One Piece & Gintama

ONE PIECE

OTP: ZoroxLuffy (Anyone who doesnt like this pairing is obviously an idiot)

Likes: LuffyxNami

Generally Dislikes: Zoro/Anyone but Luffy, Luffy/Anyone but Zoro

Hates with a passion: ZoroxSanji, NamixSanji, Sanji/Anyone.

GINTAMA

OTP: GinZura (Gintoki/Katsura) (It makes me froth at the mouth with happiness.)

Likes: Hijikata/Okita, Gintoki/Hijikata, Gintoki/Shinpachi

Generally Dislikes: Gintoki/Female Character, Katsura/Female Character

Hates with a passion: Nothing. (For the first time in my life I have found an anime I adore completely)

To put it bluntly I would rather die then read a ZoSan fic. 8D
(The very thought of it makes me want to punch kittens)

Shipping is serious business. If your fic has ANY hint of ZoSan in it I wont read it. Im so petty.

...I really should write a story now...

-wanders off-

: NOTE: A big thankyou to all and any reviewers I have gotten for storys, Im not yet well-versed enough in fanfiction.net etiquette and I cant figure out for the life of me whether I should reply personally to the reviews so I thought I'd just make a note here and say thankyou for taking the time to read them and I hope to get off my lazy ass and write more soon xD :