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It's been a couple of years since I've been on this site... but I plan on keeping this account lubricated! Fics might appear occasionally, though with my new schoolwork regime that might be very rare. I've also moved from Canada to the UK, so that throws me even further out of the loop. And also, with a completely new lifestyle comes completely new obsessions. My former Ninja Turtle craze has dulled now, and I've migrated onto the wider pastures of manga and anime (it was doomed to happen eventually), though I still love TMNT! With that said, here's my new, revamped and revarnished profile:

Fics: All of my fics on this account are really old - embarrassingly old and (in my opinion) in need of rewriting. But since I have neither the time nor the inclination to rewrite them all, I'll probably just leave them as they are and put up more fics to cover them up. :P Some plots were left unfinished, including the long-winded badly-thought-out Secret Series. I'd love to completely rewrite it since I think (though it's a biased opinion) that my OC for that series had potential. But that will probably never happen. I had no foreseeable end for the series either, so it is unlikely it will ever be finished. White Raven is more likely to be updated and I'd like to do that since it's the story that has the most alerts, but I can't promise anything. I think Sheila is Mary-Sueish and I feel the need to change her character a little to fix that. So for now, just think of all my fics as being on a hiatus for an undetermined length of time.

Fave Fandoms:

Naruto (+ Shippuuden)

Shakugan no Shana II

Ninja Turtles

Ouran High School Host Club

DRAMACON

Avatar the Last Airbender

Harry Potter

Twilight (The whole series... the series doesn't have a name, does it?)

Firefly

Karin

Offbeat

Bartimaeus Trilogy

Lord of the Flies

I waste my time by: drawing. Mostly drawing anime-styled stuff. Writing has taken a back seat lately... (Urg, I'm getting rusty.) So's reading. FOR SHAME!

Ships: Basically, if it's in character or canon, I'll support it. However my OTP is (currently) RL/SB from Harry Potter.

... I am inclined to search for slashy hints in fandoms. Because slash beats het every time. XD You know it's true.

Quotes:

"I think I'd sooner watch Pokey here hit rock bottom." - Nikki Wong, 6teen

"Also, I can kill you with my brain." - River Tam, Firefly

"Mal: Well look at this. 'Pears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?

Zoe: Big damn heros, sir.

Mal: Ain't we just." Firefly

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." - G. K. Chesterton

"Oh, crappers and milk." - Kakashi, Naruto Abridged

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West.

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." - Norm Papernick.

"We shall not cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring

Will be to arrive where we started

And know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot.

"Solitude: in darkness it breeds madness. In light, a fatal innocence." - ?? (I read it in a graphic novel once, and cannot remember what it was called. If you know, PLEASE message me!)

Random One-Liners:

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!!

No trespassing: violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a mental problem.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

Let me find a container for my joy.

I'm a genious! (Ok, that's an honest mistake really. But it's still funneh. :D)

It's not racism if you hate everyone.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'!

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Random Facts About Me (That You Probably Didn't Need to Know):

- I'm really forgetful;

- I can be very random;

- I love writing and receiving long reviews;

- I like honest critiques;

- I love sarcastic/dry/cynical/witty humour. Bartimaeus is God. Worship him.

- My attention span is really short;

- I have glasses;

- I have a mild case of Tourette Syndrome;

- My family owns a Land Rover. (Red SWB Defender!! It's teh best.)

- I can wiggle my ears;

- I love lists.

D'fly Rider

(I feel it necessary to let you know that I put '~' before my name when signing a review because if you squint hard enough, and if the font permits it, the percent sign looks kind of like a dragonfly. See? Squint and tilt your head to the right. The squiggly is showing that the dragonfly is flying away. It means something! It's not just random! I sometimes don't put it in but usually I do, and that's what it means. So now you know.)

Exceptions to any rule only prove the rule futile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the Dark Side. (We have cookies.)

... even if my attempts to make him look cuter make him look like he sat on something sharp. It would be wiser to go find someone else's profile (honestly, nearly everyone has the little guy now) and copy their version. Mine looks like a retarded mouse. On crack. (looks at it) Hahaha.