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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Powerpuff Girls, Superjail!, and Phineas and Ferb. I ain't here to impress none of you motherfuckers. About Me Name: NarutoBlackmail NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD ALL READ BEFORE LOOKING AT MY STORIES If you read any of my fanfics from 2005-06 (Black Bleeding Roses, Boys Don't Cry, Dance-Dance, American Bakas, etc.), please note that they were written when I was a young and stupid person and that swallow more cum than Fai and Toki put together in a bukkake circle (in the bad way). So don't read those, or they will make your eyes bleed and I won't be held responsible because I gave you this warning and you didn't listen. Critique I absolutely do not mind if you critique my writing. In fact, I encourage it because I tend to repeat a lot of words and miss typos when I don't even realize it. However, on the basis of what is and what is NOT critique, here is how I see it in my book: 1. Positive feedback is welcome, such as "Sandwich" comments (negative as well, but know that I will facepalm to no end IRL at your stupidity). Good Example: "I like the plot and how you developed the characters, but I think you should improve on..." I am not a child. I have been a grade A student in English and Writing for eight in a half years and know how to structure sentences, indent paragraphs, check my spelling, and take critique, but if you resort to being a sarcastic fuck and acting all high and mighty, then don't bother writing anything at all. All you're doing is showing me that you cannot write one useful thing to help me in a CONSTRUCTIVE manner. Not to mention how close-minded and ignorant you sound when assuming that just because I like slash/yaoi that I am a brainless, retarded fangirl. So don't bother if that's how you portray yourself to me in your reviews, you insensitive faggots. Remember, kids! First impressions are the most important and the most that you can easily screw up on. ALSO If you are under the age of 15 or 16 and submitting reviews to my stories saying "omg so kawaii yaoi desuu", "update soon", "damn it i hate you right moar" and proving to me how random and "deep" (i.e. retarded) by going "TACOS OF DOOOM AAAHH!!", "I'm just your typical emo/goth/fucktard" etc. etc., go hang yourself and pull the trigger where ever you aimed it at on your body, the head and genital area preferably. I fucking hate you, seriously. Favorite Slash/Yaoi Pairings Pretty much every single slash pairing ever to exist in the history of ever. REALLY I love anything ranging from Childhood Raping to LOLwut (yes, this includes Het and Yuri). Gift Art and Other Groovy Stuff Here's the picture of Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus (or is it "Person" now? XD) in my style for Turn It Into Love! I got fanart for Boys Don't Cry! Thank you soooooooosososo much to these three who contributed! C: Scene from Chapter 12 by Keiko-cha Whatsername by Dancing Kitsune | |||||||||||
1. Turn It Into Love » reviewsWhen Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. OH SH- IT'S A SLASH FICPhineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,466 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 6-28-092. The Truth About Heaven » reviewsIchigo and Hichigo are assigned to take care of a young boy named Sasuke. However, both teens don't know how much this kid can change their lives and how close he can bring them together. YaoiBLBleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 5-6-07 - Ichigo K. & Dark Ichigo3. You're Hideous and Sexy reviewsThe Warden gets an AMAAAAAZING idea to keep Jackknife from escaping all the time. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. EVER. The Warden/Jackknife slash. DO NOT WANT? DO NOT READ. Wow, what a shitty summary, lmao.Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-17-09 - Complete4. Boys Don't Cry » reviews[AU][SasuNaru NejiGaara and more] YaoiYuri LemonLime Naruto tries so hard survive high school. He has to go through the obstacles of gains, losses, new friends, wierd moody girls, and most of all, his relationship for the boy he loves. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,976 - Reviews: 576 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 11-20-05 - Complete5. I Will Come To You reviewsYeah. Sure you can love me. As long as it doesn't get in the way of of our scams. SLASH Ace/Snake. Do not want? DO NOT READ. Totally my last time changing the summary, promise.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-2-08 - Ace & Snake - Complete6. First Love reviewsSaying I love you just made it harder to say goodbye. IchiRuki.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete7. Welcome To Malchik Gay High » reviewsAU MAJOR Crossovers. When Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, and Neji get into a new High School slash College, they think it's a normal place- until they meet the strangest characters and pairings in Yaoi History. DISCONTINUED BAAAAAAAAAAAAWNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 3-4-06 - Complete8. Gay Bar » reviewsWhen NB takes Hichigo and Ichigo to a Gay Bar, the stupidest things start to happen. It's so pointless, but hilarious all at the same time! Contains Yaoi, Rude Jokes and HILARITY. READ WITH CAUTION while drinking some Smirnoff. :DBleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete9. Testosterone Boys reviewsHichigo wants to have fun, and Ichigo will be his toy for the night. Hichi x Ichi Smut, smut, and MORE smut! :D STRONG YAOI SEXUAL CONTENT and TOTAL PWP. Do NOT read if you hate yaoi or mansmex. OR I WILL EAT CHOO D:Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 11-29-06 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K. - Complete10. American Bakas reviews[Oneshot] This was done out of pure randomness. Gaara and Neji listen to Green Day's American Idiot album, and Gaara begins to get more hyper than usual... Total OOCness! Hints of GaaraNeji!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-3-05 - Gaara & Neji H. - Complete11. Black Bleeding Roses » reviewsMy first Vampire Fic! Naruto is an ordinary teenager trying to survive through highschool. But when he visits his mother's grave, he meets a gothic raven haired teen. But this teen just happens to be... a vampire. SasuNaru [Yaoi] Rating may go upNaruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,188 - Reviews: 315 - Updated: 11-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05 - Complete12. Dance, Dance reviewsSasuke finds out there's a school dance coming up, and EVERYONE'S gonna be there. Seeing as every girl wants to go with him, and he detests, he decides to get a date... with a blond. And if you're thinking it's Ino, think again. Songfic with lyrics from FNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-14-05 - Complete
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