Kirmon64 - FanFiction.Net

(waves hi)
Hiya. The name’s Kirmon. Welcome to my profile :)
I be's part of the Nerdherd, yo.
Also, this profile is ridiculously long.
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I'M BAAACK! Was on a month-long 'vacation' (more like living hell...), but I did have a chance to work on some fanfic. Another Bress Button and The Forgotten One chap should be up sooner or later, as well as some Pikmin minifics.
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A Little Bit 'Bout Me:
~I'm female. Fangirly female at times. Although my inner fangirl usually appears for the strangest characters... like Arpeggio and Game&Watch. And others that the majority of you haven't heard of... Iari, Harv-5, or (JFG) Floyd ringing any bells? No? Didn't think so.
~I'm pansexual, polyamorous, a furry, and a huge robophile... aren't ya glad I told ya that? :D
~If I didn't have music, I think I'd go insane. Well... more insane than I already am.
~I'm a horrible procrastinator. Thus it takes me... a really long time to get things finished. That and I'm lazy. Whoot.
~Look it's Kirbot!
~And because I was bored, a Taurcha, plus Clank's Mom (who I've taken to calling Whirr).
~And here's the Pod, too. Twas rather painful for me to draw in that style...
~You can find me as 'ladylombax' on both Neopets and Gamefaqs. Haven't been on Gamefaqs for a long time, though...
~Read these fics now kplzthx, for they are full of awesome and win.
The Diaries (Andromeda)
The Essences of Life (Star Wars --fav fic on the site, currently!)
Rhapsody in Steel (Starfox --2nd fav fic!)
Redemption (Transformers; rated M)
Silver and Gold (I, Robot)
The Stupid Quest (Pikmin)
Twist of Fate (Elder Scrolls: Oblivion)
Understudied Understudies (Mario)
~Avatar found on the image hosting site I use, tinypic.com. I have no idea of who made the image x_x
Current Obsession: mostly Pikmin
Current Fav Character: no one in particular...
Current Fav Pairing: TEC/Peach. Ya have to admit it's ridiculously cute...
Currently Watching: the anime Wolf's Rain
Currently Playing: Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters (so glad they ported it to the PS2!) and Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door.
Currently Listening To: "Dancing for Rain" by Rise Against, and the Doopliss battle theme from Paper Mario TTYD
Currently Reading: the huge backlog of ff.net alerts in my inbox...
Currently Writing: random stuff
Random Coolness, Hilarity, and Possibly Helpful Things
Hell of Falling Sand - a game that, when first played, had me up almost all night, and when I finally did get to sleep, I was seeing little particles of sand dance around despite the fact that my eyes were closed... In other words, it's a lil bit addictive at first.
The HeroMachine - this thing lets you build - you guessed it - your own superheroes, although it works pretty well for more 'normal' characters too. Fun for hours :D
Superdickery - You might have heard of this one somewhere. Suffice it to say, there are a number of extremely amusing comic covers/panels here. Don't believe me? See for yourself.
Death Star Cafe - Best. Parody/Movie/thingy. Ever. Prepare to be ded of lol. Contains plenty of swearing, just so ya know. Also, this.
The Holly Dolly Song to TF:TM - (ded of lol)
Looking For Group - a webcomic that Evilhumor Author introduced me to. It's one of the funniest things I've read, I can tell ya that much! FOR PONY!
In Space... - ...no one can hear Starscream. Wayward's website that got me hooked on Dreadmoon, the Constructicons, and, of course, the Insecticons. Warning: don't visit it if you're busy, because you will be up all night reading/looking at everything. I found this out the hard way. Several days in a row. D:
Cracked - exactly what the link says XD Some of the video game lists had me rofl'ing nonstop...
The Holy Bibble - rather amusing webcomic. I wouldn't check it out if you don't like swearing/nudity and/or you're an easily-offended Christian/Catholic/whatever, though.
TF2007fun - the livejournal community for the 07 Transformers movie. There is a lot of great fanfic and artwork here, you don't even have to be a member to read/look at it!
The Random Pairing Generator - for those of you who like/want to write cracktastic Transformers pairings, this is the tool for you! Guaranteed to get hysterical laughter, headdesking from weird/disturbing mental images, expressions of WTF? and/or disgusted gagging at least 80 percent of the time! #grin# Not created by me.
The Love Calculator - this is certainly a very amusing thing to while away the time with. Interesting fact: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe get 98 percent XD
The TV Tropes Wiki - pretty amusing/informative... and abslolutely huge. Don't try reading everything, it'd take you weeks...
The Writerium - it's pretty small, still, but this Wiki for writers is at the very least amusing. And it's pretty informative on what it does have, too.
The Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test - most people aren't big fans of Mary-Sues... so put your OC through this to see if he/she/it is one of them. Personally, I find this test a little heavy on the Sueish questions compared to the nonSueish ones, but it's still rather useful. Also not created by me...
And now for... the quotes 'n shit that nobody really cares about! Yay!
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If you don't read the Harry Potter books 10 times when a new one comes out, paste this into your profile. (I still haven't read Deathly Hallows... XP)
If you would rather wear dorky rainbow suspenders for the rest of your life and keep your individuality than be cool for a week and be a clone of fashion magazines for the rest of your life, paste this into your profile.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Caellach Tiger Eye, Kirmon64,
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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My best friend is insane. If you have a best friend who is insane, copy this into your profile. (all my friends are insane, does that count? XDD)
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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Some Food For Thought:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it that if something says "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Which way does a compass point in space?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If you're sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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Ah, Chain Email Phrases...
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible?
YESTERDAY'S NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
A doctor says to his patient, "I'm sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in two parts... left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it."
I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.
Coffee - do stupid things faster and with more energy!
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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Aaaand... Finally Quotes:
"Note to self: never mess with a trigger-happy lombax." ~Annihilation Nation Announcer, RC:UYA
"Imagine if everybody was an overachieving emo... it would be like, 'The suicide rate is now 110 percent!'" ~a friend being random
"Stop global warming! Or all the Reese's will melt." ~a magazine ad
"(... )Relations are simply a tedious pack of people who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die." ~Algernon, from Oscar Wilde's play 'The Importance of Being Earnest'
"I'm not going to have kids. I'm going to have clones." ~Darkking (a real-world friend)
"HOLY FREAKIN' SHOCKWAVE'S NONEXISTENT-FACE-ON-A-STICK!" ~Enigmatic Insomniac
"I will never let my schooling interfere with my education." ~Mark Twain
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." ~Also Mark Twain
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."~...Take a guess...
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." ~Edgar Bergen
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~Elbert Hubbard
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." ~Steven Wright
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." ~Isaac Asimov
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." ~Stephen Hawking
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." ~Chris Rock
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." ~Albert Einstein
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Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, by Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Sitting in a rainy tent
In an 'I love New York' hat
She said I was beautiful,
And I'd never heard that
From someone like you,
Come on this can't be true
You make me feel all new...
~From Danny Michel's "Beautiful" (And the links lead to a pair of squeeful Star Wars fanfics. Srsly squeeful.)
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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
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~Let the words flow...~
~Kirmon64~