--&--come on, this is screaming "photo op"

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. THERE'S THIS EPIC-TASTIC FANFICTION UP BY FEILYN. IT'S CALLED OZYMANDIAS. IT'S THIS EPIC WIN BLEACH/NARUTO CROSSOVER, WHICH I KNOW WOULD NORMALLY BE LIKE, "EW", BUT AUGH YOU HAVE NO IDEA IT'S SO AWESOME. READ IT. READ IT. READ IT. READ IT NOW.

Icon by anguisel of LJ.

--&--it only takes a moment to be loved a whole life long

kingdom.hearts -- kairiku . naminerikureplica . namiku . sokai . larxenedemyx . haynette . xemnaskingdomhearts
harry.potter -- harryginny . ronhermione . nevilleluna . snapelily
ouran.high.school.host.club -- tamakiharuhi . kyouyaharuhi . kaoruharuhi
bleach -- ichigoorihime . renjirukia . ishidaorihime . ichigotatsuki . hanatarourukia . nanaokyouraku . yoruichikisuke . shinjihiyori . ichirukaien . kirahinamori
death.note -- mikamitakada
naruto -- narutosakura . nejitenten . juugokarin . tsunadejiraiya . asumakurenai . sakurasai . sasukesakura
pendragon -- markcourtney . bobbyloor
keys.to.the.kingdom -- arthursuzy . arthurleaf . fredsuzy . monday'sduskwednesday'sdawn
star.wars.EU -- lukemara . hanleia . jainajag . darmanetain
rurouni.kenshin -- kenshinkaoru . sanosukemegumi . yahikotsubame
absolute.boyfriend -- riikososhi . nightsatori . riikogaku
maximum.ride -- maxfang . maxiggy . iggyangel
twilight.sequence -- edwardbella . bellajacob . edwardbellajacob . alicejasper
danny.phantom -- dannysam . dannyval . tuckerval . jackmaddie . boxghostlunchlady
forgotten.realms -- drizztcatti-brie . wulfgardelly
vampire.knight -- yuukizero . rukakain

-- Talk to me about any of my pairings. I will glady rant with you.

--&--never gonna give you up

"Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)." --xkcd.com

"I just got Rick-rolled by Jesus!" --The Ansem Retort

"How about a giant penguin fighting a giant bikini babe over Neo Tokyo?" --Fanboys

"They stole my name! And they're using it to sell fart burgers!" --The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

"I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism." --Dinosaur Comics

--&--the streets are alive with the sound of dying

SHOUTBOARD AND RANDOM COMMENTS

"Who can say that I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good." --Wicked
-to Jade Rhade, the center of the known universe. Visit her fanfiction.

Best Thing Ever Said to Me:
"DON'T CRY. CANADA IS YOUR DESTINY." --by the amazing zanisha.

The blood of the innocent will flow without end! His name is Zorc and he's destroying the world!

BEST FANFICTION EVAR: Just a Nobody, by Random One-Shot. HOLY FRIKKIN CRAP, OKAY? JUST HOLY CRAP. (read it now, kthx)

I has a livejournal now! Clicky!

HOLLOW ICHIGO'S NAME IS SMOOF. SPAM IT.

--&--time to see the mask behind the man

For those of you reading Darkness in Zero: The Life and Times of Ansem the Wise:

(prologue): up. author's notes here.
(chapter one): someone shoot me. please. it's still drafting.

--&--you don't break a promise, even if your promise has broken you

-- coming.soon --

kh -- update to DiZ:TLaToAtW. that's such a great abbreviation.

naruto -- "kill all your friends": we're all a bunch of liars; tell me baby, who do you want to be? (crackcrackcrack!pairing) itachi/anko

naruto -- "blinded": you're filling my eyes and burning my mind; no matter where I look, I still can't unsee you. jiraiya/tsunade

naruto -- "good news": goodness knows, the wicked's lives are lonely. goodness knows, the wicked die alone. uchiha bros.

naruto -- "lonesome road": if I had cooled my head and warmed my heart, I'd not be on this road tonight. sasu/saku

naruto -- "devil": and he says, I swear I'm not the devil, though you think I am. sasu/saku

naruto -- "blood": it will have blood, they say. blood will have blood. itachicentric

bleach -- THIS EPIC AU MULTI-CHAP THING IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME LAJKFJKSJAKFJAKFJSDAL~

--good-bye, halcyon days

hikari tsudukeyou ano hoshi no you ni

(so let's continue to shine like those stars)

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Loathing reviews

Define "hatred." Sakura/Sai.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08

2. Tastes Great, More Filling reviews

Hey, even filler needs love. A collection of Bleach one-shots, all involving elements of filler. Fill yourself up — with pure, unadulterated crack. 1: In which several heads explode, and Renji and Rukia discover they maybe aren't as cool as they thought.

Bleach - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08

3. A Story Told by Silence reviews

It’s an unbearable emptiness between them, a someone—shaped void around which their arms just can’t quite meet. In a way, hope kills.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08

4. The Other Side: Tony's Story reviews

—the shining— He knew that the ghosts we inherit, we carry for the rest of our lives.

Complete - Stephen King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08

5. Rumor Has It reviews

contest entry for loren : “Rumor has it, the next ones to go down that hill get walloped.” “Yeah, well rumor has it that I’m awesome.”

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08

6. with a smile reviews

what mask will you wear today? black angel or white demon? : the killer in me is the killer in you. send this smile over to you.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-23-08

7. auld lang syne reviews

axelkairi. for loren: Let’s drink a toast to innocence, let’s drink a toast to time. Reliving in our eloquence...another auld lang syne. :merry belated christmas:

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

8. shotgun wedding reviews

[ichirukaien] She didn’t want to kill him, but sometimes these things just happen. [but they believe it from the tears and the teeth, right down to the blood at her feet & come on, this is screaming “photo op.”]

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 12-8-07

9. Darkness in Zero reviews

[The Life and Times of Ansem the Wise] Once there was a young boy chosen for an extraordinary destiny. This is not his story. Witness the rise and fall of one man, and through his eyes, a world. [now come one, come all, to this tragic affair] Slight AU.

Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-3-07 - Published: 12-3-07

10. Masquerade reviews

You can fool any friend who ever knew you, so take your turn, take a ride on the merrygoround [& let’s see the mask behind the man.]

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 12-2-07

11. second nature » reviews

[replicanaminé] Because loving you just comes second nature to me. A collection of oneshots based on false memories and falser emotions. [welcome to hell. we’ve been waiting for you.]

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 10-3-07

12. guiltybeautylove » reviews

[kairiku] A one shot collection dedicated to keeping the old school love alive. [ix.] broken [better for me to be broken than you.]

Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 6-7-07

13. Lie to Me reviews

Oneshot. [namiku] [dedicated to the lovely jadedraindrop] Tell me I’m real. Lie to me. And ask yourself if it was worth it in the end. [12 stones, ftw]

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 9-22-07

14. under the hat reviews

[for jadedraindrop's crack!fic contest] She'd never noticed the small kid in the funny hat much, but she's about to. [viviXolette]

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 9-6-07

15. The Party from Hell » reviews

There’s a party in the Underworld! All of the major villains are invited, but what’s this? Maleficent won’t let her newest ally attend? Well...Riku’s going to go anyway! Insanity, drinking contests, and Chris Farley impersonations abound! IT IS DONE.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-4-06

16. Drowning Lessons reviews

[SPOILERS. I’M SERIOUS. I’M REALLY SERIOUS.] It amazes you that you couldn’t even hear your own heart break. SnapeLily.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07

17. Sweet Dreams reviews

Oneshot, Replicacentric. [contest fic for xxlovelycollision] Everybody’s looking for something. Why not you?

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-07

18. OMG, HAX reviews

One shot. Mikami Teru takes his relentless quest to do Kira’s bidding and rid the world of evil to the Internet! Much to Light’s chagrin... Spoilers, oh no.

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07

19. In a Heartbeat reviews

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 25. Oneshot, L centric. In a heartbeat, you saw, and you knew. [as you flash emergency red to blinding white: ALL DATA DELETION]

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-23-07

20. Ice Sculpture reviews

One shot, Replica centric. Your heart is an ice sculpture, all reflection and none of yourself. So you don't want to be broken anymore. [and now the snowflakes are melting]

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 4-19-07

21. Kingdom Hearts: The Quest for the Holy Grail » reviews

King Mickey is on a quest—to find the Holy Grail! Also featuring Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the Riku Replica, and Sir NotAppearingInThisFanfiction. Spoof of all things Monty Python.

Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 5-7-06

22. Rush reviews

You can’t spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. [and how far will I let the rush take me this time?]

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-16-07

23. Save Me reviews

One shot, Rikucentric. Even if it'll be the last thing you do before you go, you are going to save her like you'd always meant to. Even if it means saving her from yourself. [and the punchline to the joke is asking, someone save us] [Heaven Help Us, MCR]

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-07

24. Normalcy is Overrated » reviews

ON HIATUS. AU Written preHBP. With Lord Voldemort busy with...other things, is it possible for Harry to have a normal 6th year? ...Probably not. A new guidance counselor, a mysterious stalker, and a pinball machine all make this year the zaniest yet!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 8-26-05

25. Patience reviews

One shot. You’ve been waiting a long time for such an opportunity. Seems a shame to waste it. Xehanort’s Heartless centric OMG. Direct companion to “Drowning.”

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07

26. Drowning reviews

One shot. Rikucentric. The dark is everywhere, and you can’t breathe, and you are willing to do anything to stop it, but you are about to find out that some fates are worse than drowning. Direct companion to Patience.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-9-07 - Published: 2-9-07

27. Let It Snow reviews

Sora wants to give Kairi the ultimate Christmas present...But how, when it involves defying the laws of nature? Merry Christmas, people!

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 1-1-07

28. Addiction reviews

Oneshot. Rikucentric. You lie awake at night, because you can’t forget...that some needs can never be satisfied. Rated K plus for Xtreme Angst.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-30-06

29. The Taste of Evil reviews

Sequel to The Smell of Darkness! Riku wants to know the real truth about mayonnaise. But will it cost him his soul? Kairi tells her dark story... And Sora wonders about metaphors.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-12-06

30. The Smell of Darkness reviews

Oneshot. Sora asks Riku what darkness smells like, but are he and Kairi prepared for the answer? Featuring high school randomosity, Lord of the Flies, and sacrifices to the Chorus Gods. Kplus for drug references.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-06

31. A Moment Alone reviews

Oneshot, Rikucentric. As he poured his heart out to that silent, soulless white room, he was almost glad that Sora couldn’t hear him. If you’re looking for yaoi, keep looking. Rated T for Riku's potty mouth.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-27-06

32. Empty Spaces reviews

Oneshot. Roxas asks Axel what it was like to have a heart. NOT YAOI.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06

33. Double Entendre reviews

Oneshot. Larxene walks past the door to Axel’s room, and gets an earful of an...interesting conversation. No, it isn’t what you think...or is it?. T for inappropriate humor.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06

34. Free Spirit » reviews

24 year old Danny thinks he’s ready to liberate himself from his chains of guilt and self doubt. But a long forgotten enemy has been liberated as well—and Danny won’t be a free spirit for long.... Odyssey of the Spirit: Part One

Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,493 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 11-10-05

35. Silver Rain reviews

Oneshot. During a rare summer storm on the islands, Kairi reflects on how things have changed...especially her feelings toward a certain someone... Featuring “Love’s Recovery,” by the Indigo Girls.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 9-10-06

36. Mea Culpa reviews

Oneshot. Sometimes...all the apologies in the world don't make a difference when they come too late. It's a Dan drabble, what else? T for death and violence and...stuff.

Complete - Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-06

37. Twilight Dreamer reviews

Oneshot. Rikucentric. All he wanted was an end to the hurt and the pain. When a voice from the twilight offered him comfort, it was hard to turn it down. Featuring “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-06 - Published: 6-8-06

38. SixtyTwo Shots reviews

Oneshot vignette. Dan does some melancholy existential pondering at a local Ghost Zone bar. Featuring “Broadway” by The GooGoo Dolls. Random angsty drabble.

Complete - Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 4-12-06

39. Ode to Hogwarts reviews

Songfic sorta OneShot possibly more. This is what happens when an insane person listens to Weird Al and eats too much sugar. Spoof of Weird Al's Albuquerque. Kplus to be safe.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-19-05