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Author has written 52 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, Bleach, Dark Tower series, Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club. --&--come on, this is screaming "photo op" Fantabulous Itachi AU is now up! :D Please visit! It is my new baby! Icon by hoshidesigns of LJ. Art in it by Lily. --&--it only takes a moment to be loved a whole life long kingdom.hearts -- kairiku . naminerikureplica . namiku . sokai . larxenedemyx . haynette . xemnaskingdomhearts -- Talk to me about any of my pairings. I will glady rant with you. --&--never gonna give you up "Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)." --xkcd.com "I just got Rick-rolled by Jesus!" --The Ansem Retort "How about a giant penguin fighting a giant bikini babe over Neo Tokyo?" --Fanboys "They stole my name! And they're using it to sell fart burgers!" --The Adventures of Dr. McNinja "I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism." --Dinosaur Comics --&--the streets are alive with the sound of dying SHOUTBOARD AND RANDOM COMMENTS "Who can say that I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good." --Wicked Best Thing Ever Said to Me: The blood of the innocent will flow without end! His name is Zorc and he's destroying the world! I has a livejournal now! Clicky! --&--how does she know that you love her for all KH fans: Just a Nobody, by Random One-Shot. HOLY FRIKKIN CRAP, OKAY? JUST HOLY CRAP. (read it now, kthx) for all Naruto and Bleach fans: OZYMANDIAS, by FEILYN and BELLZOOKS. The capslock alone should tell you how amazing this AU crossover is. Give it a chance. You won't regret it. for Naruto fans: Itsuka, by Jade Rhade. I'M BETA-ING THIS!! Even if you don't like SasuSaku, read this for the gorgeous imagery and general win. for Naruto fans with an open mind and love of everything that is awesome: Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter, by Dayadhvam. This is a Sasuke time-travel fic that exploded my brain. All other fics utilizing this concept are not even worthy to share space on this site with this glorious piece of fanfiction literature. Her craftsmanship with words and ability to convey insanity as if it happened every day simply burns my soul with self-disgust that I could never be that good, ever. CLICK THE GODDAMN LINK. --&--time to see the mask behind the man For those of you reading Darkness in Zero: The Life and Times of Ansem the Wise: (prologue): up. author's notes here. --&--you don't break a promise, even if your promise has broken you -- back on schedule -- ;;bleach -- stained, chapter four (that which names all) --&--and we all wanna party when the funeral ends -- finally up -- Those Who Favor Fire Blinded, broken, and left for dead, Itachi thought he'd finally earned the right to a peaceful death and whatever came after. He was wrong. Found still breathing, and taken by Konoha, Itachi must choose between village and family one last time. This is no happy ending. This is purification by fire. inspired by the Robert Frost poem "Fire and Ice:" Some say the world will end in fire --&--good-bye, halcyon days hikari tsudukeyou ano hoshi no you ni (so let's continue to shine like those stars) | |||||||||
1. Ten Sins reviewsitachi/anko;; ten short fic snippets for ten different genres, written for a livejournal meme.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-09 - Anko M. & Itachi U. - Complete2. Those Who Favor Fire reviewsAU — Some say the world will end in fire. But one missing-nin, left for dead and taken by Konoha, is about to forge a new destiny in that same flame. ;;canon up to chapter 402.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-09 - Itachi U.3. Ten Things I Hate About Loving You reviewssasuke/karin;; ten short fic snippets for ten different genres, written for a livejournal meme.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-16-09 - Karin & Sasuke U. - Complete4. soft touch reviewsfor jade — it takes a soft touch. “What does the snow taste like?” “Flaky.” “That doesn’t help...” neji/tenten ;;christmas request o5Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete5. symptomatic reviewsfor jade — try to shake this disease. ;;christmas request o4Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. unseen reviewsfor red and feilyn — no one forgets my face. itachi/anko ;;christmas request o3Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-09 - Itachi U. & Anko M. - Complete7. mistaken identity reviewsfor feilyn—maybe she was some sort of pyro magnet. ;;christmas request o2Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-08 - Karin - Complete8. space monkeys reviewsfor loren — we were all promised we’d be movie gods and rock stars. but we won’t. ;;christmas request o1Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-08 - Complete9. night terror reviewsEven Uchiha Itachi has a fear. For him, it is that his redemption and his condemnation walk hand in hand. ;; itachicentricdrabbleNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-08 - Itachi U. - Complete10. cognitive dissonance reviewswe’re all addicts here, in wonderland;; sasukarin, slight karinjuugoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-08 - Karin & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Insomniac reviewsWhen you have insomnia, nothing is real. You don't understand any of it, and then you die. : Because every man kills the thing he loves. Itachi/Anko with a side helping of Fight Club. Slight AU...ish.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-2-08 - Itachi U. & Anko M. - Complete12. Stained » reviewsAU. It’s black on white on black — bleached-blank memories and red-stained hunger. A coup d’état leads to a new twist in this tale: his story from the dark side of the moon. –post episode 124– ::What would happen if Ichigo's Hollow side won?::Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 7-29-08 - Dark Ichigo13. Kill All Your Friends reviewswe’re all a bunch of liars—tell me, baby, who do you want to be?: She was six years his senior, and he was wearing more nail polish than she had ever worn cumulatively in her life. There was something inherently wrong here. :crack!ItaAnko:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-08 - Anko M. & Itachi U. - Complete14. Loathing reviewsDefine "hatred." Sakura/Sai.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-10-08 - Sakura H. & Sai - Complete15. Tastes Great, More Filling reviewsHey, even filler needs love. A collection of Bleach one-shots, all involving elements of filler. Fill yourself up — with pure, unadulterated crack. 1: In which several heads explode, and Renji and Rukia discover they maybe aren't as cool as they thought.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-0816. A Story Told by Silence reviewsIt’s an unbearable emptiness between them, a someone—shaped void around which their arms just can’t quite meet. In a way, hope kills.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-08 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete17. The Other Side: Tony's Story reviews—the shining— He knew that the ghosts we inherit, we carry for the rest of our lives.Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete18. Rumor Has It reviewscontest entry for loren : “Rumor has it, the next ones to go down that hill get walloped.” “Yeah, well rumor has it that I’m awesome.”Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-08 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete19. with a smile reviewswhat mask will you wear today? black angel or white demon? : the killer in me is the killer in you. send this smile over to you.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-23-08 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K. - Complete20. auld lang syne reviewsaxelkairi. for loren: Let’s drink a toast to innocence, let’s drink a toast to time. Reliving in our eloquence...another auld lang syne. :merry belated christmas:Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-20-08 - Axel & Kairi - Complete21. shotgun wedding reviews[ichirukaien] She didn’t want to kill him, but sometimes these things just happen. [but they believe it from the tears and the teeth, right down to the blood at her feet & come on, this is screaming “photo op.”]Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-8-07 - Rukia K. & Kaien S. - Complete22. Darkness in Zero reviews[The Life and Times of Ansem the Wise] Once there was a young boy chosen for an extraordinary destiny. This is not his story. Witness the rise and fall of one man, and through his eyes, a world. [now come one, come all, to this tragic affair] Slight AU.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-07 - DiZ23. Masquerade reviewsYou can fool any friend who ever knew you, so take your turn, take a ride on the merrygoround [& let’s see the mask behind the man.]Bleach - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-2-07 - Shinji H. & Dark Ichigo - Complete24. second nature » reviews[replicanaminé] Because loving you just comes second nature to me. A collection of oneshots based on false memories and falser emotions. [welcome to hell. we’ve been waiting for you.]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 10-3-07 - Riku & Naminé - Complete25. guiltybeautylove » reviews[kairiku] A one shot collection dedicated to keeping the old school love alive. [ix.] broken [better for me to be broken than you.]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 6-7-07 - Riku & Kairi26. Lie to Me reviewsOneshot. [namiku] [dedicated to the lovely jadedraindrop] Tell me I’m real. Lie to me. And ask yourself if it was worth it in the end. [12 stones, ftw]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-07 - Naminé & Riku - Complete27. under the hat reviews[for jadedraindrop's crack!fic contest] She'd never noticed the small kid in the funny hat much, but she's about to. [viviXolette]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-07 - Olette - Complete28. The Party from Hell » reviewsThere’s a party in the Underworld! All of the major villains are invited, but what’s this? Maleficent won’t let her newest ally attend? Well...Riku’s going to go anyway! Insanity, drinking contests, and Chris Farley impersonations abound! IT IS DONE.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-4-06 - Riku - Complete29. Drowning Lessons reviews[SPOILERS. I’M SERIOUS. I’M REALLY SERIOUS.] It amazes you that you couldn’t even hear your own heart break. SnapeLily.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-22-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete30. Sweet Dreams reviewsOneshot, Replicacentric. [contest fic for xxlovelycollision] Everybody’s looking for something. Why not you?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-07 - Riku & Naminé - Complete31. OMG, HAX reviewsOne shot. Mikami Teru takes his relentless quest to do Kira’s bidding and rid the world of evil to the Internet! Much to Light’s chagrin... Spoilers, oh no.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-1-07 - Mikami T. - Complete32. In a Heartbeat reviewsSPOILERS FOR EPISODE 25. Oneshot, L centric. In a heartbeat, you saw, and you knew. [as you flash emergency red to blinding white: ALL DATA DELETION]Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete33. Ice Sculpture reviewsOne shot, Replica centric. Your heart is an ice sculpture, all reflection and none of yourself. So you don't want to be broken anymore. [and now the snowflakes are melting]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-07 - Riku - Complete34. Kingdom Hearts: The Quest for the Holy Grail » reviewsKing Mickey is on a quest—to find the Holy Grail! Also featuring Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the Riku Replica, and Sir NotAppearingInThisFanfiction. Spoof of all things Monty Python.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 5-7-0635. Rush reviewsYou can’t spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. [and how far will I let the rush take me this time?]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-07 - Riku - Complete36. Save Me reviewsOne shot, Rikucentric. Even if it'll be the last thing you do before you go, you are going to save her like you'd always meant to. Even if it means saving her from yourself. [and the punchline to the joke is asking, someone save us] [Heaven Help Us, MCR]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-07 - Riku & Kairi - Complete37. Normalcy is Overrated » reviewsON HIATUS. AU Written preHBP. With Lord Voldemort busy with...other things, is it possible for Harry to have a normal 6th year? ...Probably not. A new guidance counselor, a mysterious stalker, and a pinball machine all make this year the zaniest yet!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 8-26-0538. Patience reviewsOne shot. You’ve been waiting a long time for such an opportunity. Seems a shame to waste it. Xehanort’s Heartless centric OMG. Direct companion to “Drowning.”Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-07 - Ansem - Complete39. Drowning reviewsOne shot. Rikucentric. The dark is everywhere, and you can’t breathe, and you are willing to do anything to stop it, but you are about to find out that some fates are worse than drowning. Direct companion to Patience.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-07 - Riku - Complete40. Let It Snow reviewsSora wants to give Kairi the ultimate Christmas present...But how, when it involves defying the laws of nature? Merry Christmas, people!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-1-07 - Sora & Kairi - Complete41. Addiction reviewsOneshot. Rikucentric. You lie awake at night, because you can’t forget...that some needs can never be satisfied. Rated K plus for Xtreme Angst.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-30-06 - Riku - Complete42. The Taste of Evil reviewsSequel to The Smell of Darkness! Riku wants to know the real truth about mayonnaise. But will it cost him his soul? Kairi tells her dark story... And Sora wonders about metaphors.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete43. The Smell of Darkness reviewsOneshot. Sora asks Riku what darkness smells like, but are he and Kairi prepared for the answer? Featuring high school randomosity, Lord of the Flies, and sacrifices to the Chorus Gods. Kplus for drug references.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-06 - Riku - Complete44. A Moment Alone reviewsOneshot, Rikucentric. As he poured his heart out to that silent, soulless white room, he was almost glad that Sora couldn’t hear him. If you’re looking for yaoi, keep looking. Rated T for Riku's potty mouth.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-27-06 - Riku - Complete45. Empty Spaces reviewsOneshot. Roxas asks Axel what it was like to have a heart. NOT YAOI.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete46. Double Entendre reviewsOneshot. Larxene walks past the door to Axel’s room, and gets an earful of an...interesting conversation. No, it isn’t what you think...or is it?. T for inappropriate humor.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-25-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete47. Free Spirit » reviews24 year old Danny thinks he’s ready to liberate himself from his chains of guilt and self doubt. But a long forgotten enemy has been liberated as well—and Danny won’t be a free spirit for long.... Odyssey of the Spirit: Part OneDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,493 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 11-10-0548. Silver Rain reviewsOneshot. During a rare summer storm on the islands, Kairi reflects on how things have changed...especially her feelings toward a certain someone... Featuring “Love’s Recovery,” by the Indigo Girls.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-06 - Kairi & Riku - Complete49. Mea Culpa reviewsOneshot. Sometimes...all the apologies in the world don't make a difference when they come too late. It's a Dan drabble, what else? T for death and violence and...stuff.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-06 - Dan Phantom - Complete50. Twilight Dreamer reviewsOneshot. Rikucentric. All he wanted was an end to the hurt and the pain. When a voice from the twilight offered him comfort, it was hard to turn it down. Featuring “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-06 - Riku - Complete51. SixtyTwo Shots reviewsOneshot vignette. Dan does some melancholy existential pondering at a local Ghost Zone bar. Featuring “Broadway” by The GooGoo Dolls. Random angsty drabble.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-12-06 - Dan Phantom - Complete52. Ode to Hogwarts reviewsSongfic sorta OneShot possibly more. This is what happens when an insane person listens to Weird Al and eats too much sugar. Spoof of Weird Al's Albuquerque. Kplus to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-19-05 - Complete
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