ULTIMATE DISCLAIMER (Because I don't feel like posting one of these things in every single chapter of every story): I own nothing, never have never will. I'm not making money off of this and I claim only the story plots and OCs as my own.

NAME: Sarah Gamer (No, it's pronounced GAH-ME-R not GAME-R)

AGE: 17

EMAIL: 4eversleepingdragon@gmail.com

STATUS: Not yet dead? XD

SCREENNAMES: 4ESDragon (FF.N), Zero-Motivation (dA), and 4EverSleeping (LJ)

FAQ:

"What does your screenname mean?"

4ESDragon is just the shortened version of '4EverSleepingDragon' Can you tell I've gotten lazy?

"How long have you been writing?"

I've been writing since I was 11, but I didn't get serious about it until I went on FF.N. I looked up to a lot of writers here and I strove to be as good as they were. Spleefmistress was a big inspiration to me and still is (although I doubt I'll ever be able to pull off a sex scene anywhere close to hers...Not like I could ever post them here anyway).

"Why do you never update?"

Because unlike most people, I actually care about what I post on the internet. It takes me hours just to get one or two good scenes written out and school (now college prep) eats up a lot of my time. It's also very hard to get myself in a writing mood because I'm a natural procrastinator. I do usually finish up my fics...I hate slapping a 'discontinued' label on my work because I feel like I've given up. Sure, I'm slow, but at least I try...right? XD

"Are you willing to beta?"

Only if I like the story and if I think your writing is at least decent. No, I'm not being a snob about this; I just think that anyone who wants a beta should AT LEAST run their work through spell check. If there is one thing I hate about this site, it's the fact that there is no goddamn quality control. Song-fics, script format, and basic grammar are all listed in the site rules, but NO one enforces them. Rules is rules, folks.

"Do you only write yaoi?

No. I just happen to enjoy writing it. In the past I've horribly written DOZENS of general one-shots and het fics which I've deleted over the years (Actually, they might be on my old dA account...o.0). Racing By the Rulebook is actually a general fic. I asked people out of curiosity if I should turn it into yaoi, but I've decided to go against their wishes and keep with my original plan because I want to focus on the plot and not the 'romance'.

"Why are all your fics 'M' rated?"

I hate censorship in all forms, but one that irks me to no end is language. I don't want to be restricted to saying "oh shooty darn!" when I really want to say "SHIT!". I rate my fics 'M' because I don't want to worry about being hassled by the admin. Also, there tends to be a lot of violence in my stories. No, it's not always blood and guts, but there are plenty examples of physical and psychological abuse in my stories (-none of which are sexual; I know the rules) and I. Tough break if your parents have childlocked your PC, but I'm not going to risk the ban hammer or censor my work just so you can have a peak.

"Where can I read the sex scenes you cut out of your stories?"

Send me a PM if you want those and I'll link you to my LJ where I'll post all the uncensored chapters. I won't check you age or anything like that, but know that if you get caught with my stuff and you're underage I am in no way responsible. Read at your own risk, folks.

"Will you write a fic for me?"

No.