“If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, you can always baffle ‘em with bullshit!”-Unknown
ULTIMATE DISCLAIMER (Because I don't feel like posting one of these things in every single chapter of every story): I own nothing, never have never will. I'm not making money off of this and I claim only the story plots and OCs as my own.
Hello, folks...I'm Sarah also known as 4ESD (4EverSleepingDragon), Zero-Motivation (Saiyan Island's fault), Zero-san (Some person on FF.N's fault), QueSaraSarah (Leah's fault), Arrows (Annie's fault), and the Lordess of all in existence.
MAIN FANDOMS:
-NARUTO
-D.Gray Man
-CSI (The original)
-Pirates of the Caribbean
-AVATAR: The Last Airbender
-Harry Potter
-Full-Metal Alchemist
-Star Wars
-Hellsing
-MEG: A novel of deep terror
-Artemis Fowl
-Fruits Basket
-Death Note (MY CURRENT FAV!)
4ESD is (Brief description): A Yaoi-fangirl , an Akatsuki and constructive crit whore, a lover of all things Deidara related, a cosplayer, a critic, an avid-user of colorful language, a plot fanatic, and an overly obessive freak in general.
LIKES (More like lurves :3): Description and character development in stories, all sides of the spectrum ;), chai tea or uber strong coffee, doodlin on my homework, romance (As long as it is played out well, believable, and NOT cliched!), poetry, reading people's bumper stickers, Indigo Prophecy (BEST GAME EVER!!), getting reviews, watching AMVs (although I've gotten really picky lately), chewing on icecubes, watching CSI, popcorn, constructive criticism (Giving and getting), and cheesy sexual innuendo!
HATES (Yes, hate is a strong word...but I REALLY mean it here!): Racists/racism (or just all close-minded people in general), living in the South West, people with no sense of humor, Fundies, chat-speak (Except for actual chatrooms and text-messaging), Mary-sues, (Don't get me started on OOCness, cliched plotlines/romance, and way too ukey ukes), mindless fluff, and worst of all... computers, because they just fucking suck ass.
Also I'm up for betaing. Since its the summer, I can take up to 3 people. So far, two spots has been taken; if you're interested in one of the other two, send me a PM.
BETAING FOR:
DestineysMistake
demonrubberducky
My Works in Progress:
Priests Don't Gamble
Series: You-Gay-Ho (Just kidding, tis only Yu-Gi-Oh)
Rating: M (It’s YAOI baby!)
Genre: Romance, Family Life, Angst, YAOI, Friendship
Pairing: JouxSeto (Yes, Seto is totally uke)
Summary: Seto the stuck-up priest and Jounouchi the once lowly commoner now risen to greatness...and of course, the single bet that will determine the course of their relationship. Heh, maybe there is a reason that priests don't gamble.
Torn Silk
Series: NARUTO
Rating: M (YAOI)
Genre: YAOI, Romance, Angst, General
Pairing: TobixDeidara (Plus side pairings)
Summary: With his danna supposedly lost to the raging tide of war and his burning jealousy over Itachi's relationship reaching its limit, a Deidara tries to find solace in another man, but can he really trust someone who won't even show him his face? Geisha-verse and loosely based off 'Memoirs of a Geisha' but not really.
Possible Future Fics
The Aftershock
Series: NARUTO
Rating: M
Genre: Angst, Family, Friendship, General
Pairing: None
Summary: The story following our favorite blonde bomber through the ages; from childhood in the sheltered region of Iwagakure to his untimely explosive death in chapter 362. (Estimated length: 20+ chapters) Revision of my original fic Blow Me Away Fabricated from latest manga chapters and my own personal assumptions.
My Priorities, His Percentages
Series: Death Note
Rating: M
Genre: YAOI! Romance, Friendship, Family, General, Angst
Pairing: LxRaito (Yes, that means RAITO is UKE!)
Summary: They share no common ground save for their determination and intellect so it would seem that any kind of kindred relationship between the two would simply be out of the question. Well, the statistics aren't always right nor as clean-cut as in appearance. Then again, neither are they.
Challenges: (Meaning that they are MY ideas, but I'm too lazy to actually write them myself XD)
-General Death Note 'What if?' fic: What if Raito's favorite table in the coffee shop had been taken that day the famous model Amane Misa paid the same establishment a visit and ordered a strawberry sundae? What if she had seen him then and realized who he was? What if they got together and began making their plans weeks in advance?
-Yu-gi-oh yaoi JouxSeto Mpreg: On an expedition to Egypt, Jou and Seto get locked within the temple of Min (God of Fertility) and to survive, they eat the food left on an offering plate in front of his statue. Enraged by this, Min casts a curse upon the two. After being rescued by their friends, the two indulge in a drinking contest, leaving both thoroughly intoxicated. The next morning, neither can remember what happened the night before, but it's pretty obvious seeing as they are both naked and laying in the same bed. A month after returning to Domino, Kaiba becomes ill and seeks medical attention; little does he know that its far too late and that Min's curse has already worked its magic on his body.
With no chance of abortion.
-Death Note mpreg LxRaito (With Raito as Uke): Don't care how it happens...JUST DO IT XD
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this on your profile-
-If you believe that all OOC (Out-of character, not 'original character') and Mary Sue characters (and the authors who wrote them) should just drop dead, post this in your profile-
-If you support the TOBITO theory (Despite the latest manga chapters), post this in your profile-
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it
wasn't cool to breath. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your
ass off as you watch the others, copy this to your profile.-
NOTICE: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a
better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your
profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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