Hiya ppl! Welcome to my profile. It's all about me!...well, it's not COMPLETELY, but oh well!

Irvine: Woohoo!

Oh yeah, my four favs and my side-kick shall help me! (a/n: if bolded, its an action) I update randomly; things can come and go! So uh...yeah, expect the unexpected!

Irvine: Yeah! (Gets tackled by Shadow) What was that for?

Shadow: You idiot!

First things first, a little bit about myself: (Shadow: As if you need to know. (Gets shot by Irvine) Owww!)

Name: You think I'm telling you? Well I don't wanna. If you really wanna know, you gotta befriend me. Besides, you don't want to know it anyway; it's long and hard to spell. And you rarely see it (I've only seen other people with my name...less than ten times).

Aliases: RF, Royal, Cecilia (After one of my OCs. You heard me. XD), Joc (the friend nickname, and the closest you'll ever get to my true name if you're a stranger; only my friends can call me that. You know who you are!).

Age: Where the hell have I been? I've turned twenty already, and went through my quarter-life crisis. Yay. Still, one more year til the legal drinking age. Woot. XD

Sex: What? NEVAR! Wait, that's not what they mean? XP I'm female.

Location: Well, I live in the United States! Woo! But I'm not telling you my state or town. You got a one in fifty-one chance for my state, and as for my town, it's small, and not well known, so you couldn't find me anyway! Ha! x)

B-Day: July 27th, 1988. Go Leos! And rubies! (Waves shield encresed with a lion wearing a ruby on its head in the center) XD

I Am: A ticking time bomb with a VERY short fuse; Loyal at my best and defensive at my worse; One to take what I hear seriously (Unless I know there's sarcasm or that it's just a joke); Not too confident with my phone skills (They range inbetween bad and s--k); Not sure if I'm a socialistic kind of person; A flute player; Somewhat of a singer; A Catholic (I'm not a HUGE believer, but I believe); A believer also in fate and karma; A Democrat; Disappointed in those who discriminate against others (Race, gender, and sexuality are the things you really CAN'T change in your life...why hate the things you don't have control over?); Disappointed in President Bush (He's biased! And this war is just stupid!); Not a big fan of humanity in general; Unsure about love; A total nutcase and proud of it; A glasses wearer; Bitter rivals with responsibility; At war with inanimate objects; A hater of bees; A bowler; A twin; Many other things.

Attention attention! To my wonderful Secret Santa! Secret Santa look over here please!!

Bowser: Secret Santa?

I've entered Celebaby20's Secret Santa challenge, and I must say, I'm looking forward to it! And it may very well be possible that my Secret Santa is not a reader of my fics, or else doesn't know too much about what I like or dislike in a fanfic.

Now, about my own preferences. Mr./Ms. Secret Santa, I want you to play to your writing strengths. I will read any genre here, and I'd rather you work with your strongest genre and produce something you can write. I'm an angst writer, and love the genre to bits. I also hold the Family, Friendship, Adventure, and Drama genres in high regards too, but if you are a strong romance writer, then by all means please write romance! I'll still read it; I'd rather see a good romance than a mediocre angst. (Nods head)

Irvine: Here here! Now, if you DO want to go Romance, then check out RoyalFanatic's list of pairings a little down below. Her top two pairings are Marth/Ganondorf and Ike/Pit for the Yaoi writers, Luigi/Samus and Ike/Zelda for the Straight writers, and Peach/Zelda and Zelda/Samus for the Yuri writers. Now, if you don't neccessarily approve of any of these six pairings, feel free to look down below and pick from there! If it's not there, then chances are she won't approve of the pairing too much, so might as well play it safe, eh?

If you're going at a friendship situation, I'd want to see ANYTHING involving Marth and Meta-Knight as buddies. I think Masks started this craze, but whatever! MK-M friendship for the win! If you're going angst, don't worry about character death; I don't mind people dying at all!

And the rest I leave to you. Good luck; I'm sure the end result will be amazing! =D

Next, some favorites: (Marth: Finally! Kratos, we're on! Kratos: (Waking up))

Fav games: Guitar Hero for the win (Legends of Rock, Aerosmith, AND World Tour! Give lots of love to the latter though!!), any Mario game, any Zelda game, any Sonic game, SSB & SSBM, Tales of Symphonia, FF 7-10-2, Tactics, and XII!! (Bowser: FFXIII, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and GH: World Tour! Well, she only plays the latter nowadays), Fire Emblems 7-10, Golden Sun and GS: The Lost Age, Jaks II and III, Pokemon (yes...yes pokemon), Bomberman

Fav characters: (First are my four favs. Afterwards, they are favorites displayed by game. The games are the sections I read, secretly read, write for, and plan on writing for. But if I DON'T put a character here it's not because I hate him/her. He/she's just not a FAV fav. Favs will be added and/or (possibly) deleted over time, so expect the unexpected! Bwahaha! XD

Sad extra note: I think my four favs will soon become FIVE favs. And yes, I do refer to the hot philander sky pirate that is Balthier. See what XII did/does to me? XD

Marth! (YES! He is my #1 fav! Out of all the characters in Melee, I use him the most. This means yes, I do torture him a lot in my fics, but that's what we all do to our favs, right? XD)

Kratos! (Behold my #2 fav! Out of all the people you can have Lloyd choose at the end of the game, he's the one I choose the most (Zelos: ;_;). He is also the one I use the most!)

Irvine! (Behold fav #3! He's always in my FF8 team, and is always Kiros in the Dream World sequences. He's also usually the one I give Eden to, which shows how important he is. XD)

Shadow! (Last, but certainly not least is fav #4! I love Shadow so much, I got A's in ALL of Team Dark's levels in Sonic Heroes and in ALL his stages in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!)

Super Smash Brothers: Bowser, Kirby, Mr. Game and Watch, the Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Peach, Zelda, Roy, Ganondorf, Pikachu, Mario, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Pichu, Sheik, Yoshi, Diddy, Meta Knight.

Tales of Symphonia: Presea, Colette, Genis, Raine, Regal, Lloyd, Zelos, Martel/Mana, Tabitha, Corrine, the Summon Spirits, Magnius, Yuan.

Final Fantasy (7, 8, 9, 10, 12): Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, Reeve, Aeris, Barret; Irvine, Rinoa, Selphie, Squall, Quistis, Zell, Edea, Biggs, Wedge, Xu, Fujin; Amarant, Eiko, Freya, Vivi, Zidane, Steiner, Dagger, Mikoto, Lani, Tantulus, Cid; Lulu, Rikku, Auron, Kimarhi, Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Cid, Braska, Jecht; Balthier, Penelo, Fran, Basch, Ashe, Vaan, Reks, Dr. Cid, Al-Cid, Reddas, Larsa, Drace.

Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie and Sega): Knuckles, Juli-Su, Sally, the Chaotix, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Maria, Omaochao, Bunnie, Antonie, Jules, Sir Charles, Rouge, Emeral.

Legend of Zelda: Ruto, Midna, Malon, Nabooru, Saria, Tetra, King of Red Lions, Daphenes, Epona, the Four Giants, Nayru, Din, Impa, Queen Ambi.

Fire Emblem (7, SS, PoR): Legault, Nino, Hector, Lyn, Raven, Ninian, Nils, Eliwood, Priscilla, Heath, Canas, Erk, Isadora, Kent, Sain, Rath, Wil, Rebecca, Florina, Fiara, Fiora; Ephraim, Marisa, Lute, Cormag, Myrrh, Tana, Erika, Ewan, Tethys; Tibarn, Reyson, Mia, Ike, Oscar, Soren, Jill, Stefan, Rolf, Leanne.

Golden Sun: Felix, Piers, Sheba, Jenna, Mia, Issac, Ivan, Garet, Hamma, Kraden, Kyle, Lupin, King Hydros, Briggs.

Fav Food: If I like it, it's a fav. (Bowser: Picky eater, need I say more? (Gets hit by Kratos))

Fav Animal: A three way tie with wolf, hawk, and dolphin! (Shadow: Wait! What about hedgehogs, my kind? I thought you loved me! (Runs away) Marth: ...)

Fav Colors: Blue (Marth: (Smiles)), white, purple, and red (Irvine and Kratos: (Smile))

Fav Music: For the most part, rock. 70's, 80's, 90's, the old stuff, man! All Guitar Hero songs are also awesome, which means more rock. XD;

Fav Band: Honestly, I love songs more than bands (like, I'll like one song of several bands), but I do have a few bands I like. Okay, World Tour songs have taken over my ears, but Aerosmith is still my favorite band, okay!?

Behold the changingness of this section again! XD (Bowser: She'll never find a satisfactory way of having this section! XD). Behold the pairings I support and enjoy for the video game sections I read, secretly read, write, and plan on writing in! While I do follow and support some of the typical pairings seen out there, there are two pairing types I mainly support and one type I HATE: I am a unique pairing shipper (pairings that are barely written about and that I create out of nowhere and magically make sense out of when/if I write it. XD), I am a boy/boy (and girl/girl, although not as much!) pairing shipper, and I am an incest pairing...well, let's just say I don't like it. Unless I dislike/detest the pairing, you should hear from me. If I do detest/dislike a pairing you write, no worries! I respect that, and if I must read it, I'll bear it. After all, I expect no less from you. :)

Super Smash Brothers (SSB, SSBM, & SSBB)

Roy/Zelda, Mario/Peach, Luigi/Peach, Luigi/Samus, Link/Samus, Kirby/Jigglypuff, Mewtwo/Jigglypuff (onesidedness), Ness/Nana, Young Link/Nana, Link/Roy, Fox/Falco, Fox/Wolf, Marth/Ganondorf (I think I created this pairing, of course I have to like it! XD), Mr. Game and Watch/Pit, Ike/Pit, Ike/Snake, Peach/Samus, Zelda/Samus, Zelda/Peach, and perhaps more (Kudos to those who manage to add a pairing to this list! And any other list for that matter! XD).

Tales of Symphonia

Lloyd/Sheena, Lloyd/Raine, Lloyd/Colette, Lloyd/Presea (Lloyd's got all four of them! XD), Zelos/Raine, Zelos/Colette, Zelos/Presea, Zelos/Sheena (So does Zelos! XD), Genis/Colette, Genis/Presea, Regal/Raine, Regal/Alicia, Kratos/Anna, Yuan/Martel, Yuan/Raine, Zelos/Lloyd, Lloyd/Genis, Colette/Presea, and perhaps more.

Fire Emblem (Seven (yay!), Sacred Stones (Umm...there won't be any of these here. I'll get back to you on that), and Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn (Eventually...)

Eliwood/Ninian, Eliwood/Lyn, Hector/Lyn, Hector/Farina, Erk/Priscilla, Serra/Oswin, Kent/Fiora, Kent/Lyn, Sain/Fiora, Nino/Jaffar, Isadora/Harken, Vaida/Harken, Lowen/Rebecca, Eliwood/Hector, Lyn/Florina, and perhaps more.

Final Fantasy (Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, and Twelve. More may appear another day, I don't know)

Cloud/Aeris, Vincent/Yuffie, Zack/Cloud, Squall/Rinoa, Ivrine/Selphie, Zell/Quistis, Seifer/Fujin, Zidane/Dagger, Amarant/Lani, Steiner/Beatrix, Vivi/Eiko, Tidus/Yuna, Wakka/Lulu, Balthier/Fran, Vaan/Ashe, Vaan/Penelo, Basch/Penelo, Basch/Ashe, Larsa/Penelo, Cid/Fran, Vaan/Basch, and perhaps more.

The Legend of Zelda

Link/Midna, Link/Ruto (I TOLD you I'm a unique pairing shipper! This is the ultimate proof! XD), Link/Malon, Link/Epona (Blame KILL THE EMPIRE for this one), and perhaps more (Didn't read enough Zelda fics (Sweatdrop)).

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic/Sally, Shadow/Mina, Knuckles/Juli-Su (YAY ARCHIE!), Tails/Cream, Tails/Amy, Sonic/Shadow (I blame all the Sonadow writers XD), Sonic/Tails, and perhaps more.

Golden Sun

Issac/Mia, Issac/Jenna, Garet/Jenna, Garet/Mia, Ivan/Sheba, Felix/Sheba, Issac/Ivan, Felix/Piers, Jenna/Mia, and perhaps more.

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Now: Allow me to introduce my side-kick, Bowser!

Name: King Bowser Koopa! (Irvine: Hmmm...name's still the same)

Age: 36 (HE NEVER AGES! XD Kratos: It's STILL her favorite number...)

Description: (Yes, he is a guy! It clearly says KING. XD Shadow: O.o) Black costume color in SSBM, has orange cape, (hangs by right arm, think Fire Emblem 7, Eliwood on his horse), and he wears a crown! (Marth: (Holds bottle of superglue. Bowser screams in background.) Well, at least it'll never fall off! XD)

Job: Bowser pretty much helps me with my reviews, "hunts" down any loser who flames my work (Marth: If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't speak! Flames are an excuse to hurt others! XP), and watches over my account when I'm not around (that way others can't review via my name).

Now for my fiction updation: (Yay fiction updation!) First some announcements!

October 04, 2008: Okay, so obviously I've regain a will to write. As you can see, Through Her Eyes has been revamped and done over YET AGAIN, and the fairy tales have been updated! Yay! I'll probably be remaining in the Tales Section for a bit now; it has been the key to my writing revival, so yeah, expect fics and updates from me again!

I'm not sure about my Smash Brothers stuff; for now it's all on hiatus. But at least I'm back, right!?

November 10, 2008: Through Her Eyes has been taken down again, and will officially not reappear on this site. Why? Because a self-insert that ties REALLY close to it will be replacing it instead! And since the SI and THE are basically going to be the same, I don't see the reason to have BOTH fics on the same site. If you actually did care, THE will still be rewritten on deviantART. My homepage on my profile should link you to my deviantART page, and you really don't have to join and review if you DON'T want to. So yeah, THE is on DA, and the SI is over here.

November 27, 2008: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I'm very thankful for all my time here on FF.net, as well as all of you readers who magically put up with me! Thanks so much, and I'll try to get on a more constant updating spree as soon as I can! Enjoy your holidays, everyone!

December 09, 2008: Last week of classes, everyone. I still have a few projects and finals to worry about, hence why I'm quiet, but after this, I should be back in business. (Nods) Just a heads up!

A Legend in History (ALiH): Some of you might have seen this before; others of you may have no clue what the heck this fic is. Well, I'm actually branching off Tales of Symphonia and Smash Brothers and expanding my horizons! Woo! XD Anyway, to summary: A legend of a land with the golden power...a legend of a boy who saves the world...a legend in history. Follow the epic journey of the Hero of Time, and his three friends, as they do the impossible: save their world. A LoZ fic with SSBM cameos. The first of the "A Legend in..." Series.

Fairy Tales of Symphonia (FToS): A humoristic parody of fairy tales featuring the Tales of Symphonian cast, narrated by Botta. Among the completed tales: Little Red Riding Hood, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I plan on adding Robin Hood, Rapunzel, Rumplstilksten(sp?), Tumbelina(sp?), The Three Little Pigs, Peter Pan, and Jack and the Beanstalk. If anyone else has a fairy tale they want to see, please let me know. And...the next fairy tale is UP! I'm on a roll here folks! ;) It's good to be back! Please R&R if you would like, and I'll update ASAP!

From One World to the Other (FOWttO): Okay, there isn't a good chance of a title change. It is the story of an authoress' jump from one world to another; a fanfiction I write actually turns out to be an alternative universe of Symphonia, and a disasterous death causes me and my OC to swap bodies, names, and lives. Tales of Symphonia comes to life in front of me in a way one would probably not imagine, and the questions still remain: Do I forsake my old life and home for this new one? How will the storyline differ even knowing what I know (for some reason, my ToS and fanfiction knowledge are all I have of my old life)? Will the madman win it all anyway? A perlious journey in which all relearn how precious life really is. Chapter four is now up, and chapter five will appear ASAP!

My Heart (MH): A small fic consisting of four oneshots. The story of a stubborn young man, and his just as stubborn father. How similiar they are to each other, and how that no matter what they go through, blood and the heart will always link them together forever. First chapter oneshot has been written, but must be offically typed; should be up shortly.

Blood Links (BL): It's done! Yay! I won't say who the murderer is here; don't wanna spoil for people who look at my profile and want to read it! But you should read this before reading the sequel, The Angels' Door.

The Angels' Door (TAD): The last chapter is up, and I hope you all enjoy it! The first offical fic of the Fantasy Series is done! Woo! Now for the next one!

A Grasp at Life (AGaL): The last chapter is finally up, and that means this fic closes! Finally! XD Now, let's continue with the series! The next fic will be introduced below!

The Demon's Staff (TDS): In a massive updating spree, the fic closes. Unsettling? That's what I was hoping to achieve! XD Nevertheless, both chapter fifteen and the last chapter are up, and so the clock begins to tick. Summary for the fic below is now releasable...let's finish the Fantasy Series off!

A Brother's Love (ABL): This one will be the last of the series, but it's bound to be the most action-packed (maybe...) and intense (definiently! XD) ride of them all...at least, I hope it will. Summary time at long last: though the staff was reclaimed, and the battle won, the casualties far outweighed everything. Two angels' lives face permanent vanishment; their cure: history and legends: the Ancient Elixir, made by the Five Herbs of Preservance. But those who find pleasure in pain despise the happy ending of angels saved from the brink of destruction...and the clock is ticking...can the smashers save the lives of their companions? Or will a brother's love go unreturned...forever...? Reposted! Reposted! ZOMG I restarted this old thing! Let's end the Fantasy Series once and for all!

The Angel of Sorrow (TAoS): Epilogue is up, and with that, the fic closes! Not one of the best endings, I'll admit, but all questions now raised and are still unanswered will be explained in the fic below, which...will probably take some time before posting. XD I'm still in the plotting stage, and I don't want to have to worry about too many fics at once. O.o Nevertheless, R&R, enjoy, and below is MoH's summary, ready to go!

Meaning of Home (MoH): I'm sure you're thinking where this came from? Well, I never said I wasn't going to follow The Angel of Sorrow, so...XD Summary finally releasable: It's been five years since the aftermath with the Mirror of Worlds, and the four trapped smashers have managed to live a pretty decent life. Whisperings between Others, however, have created the idea of a usage of a one-use, one-way portal, but the stakes are high. The four smashers must find their personal meaning of home, and decide if they wish to take the chance to return. Will appear...umm...yeah...XD

A Current In Time (ACIT): The first of the Time Series; now Brawl-based instead of Melee-based! But don't you count the Melee Smashers out of this! The future of the smashers is a bleak one...they're in a fierce war that was to never happen, and not only are they fighting against those they once called friends, but some of them have passed away as well. In order to change their future, and make sure it would never be as such, they sent eight of their kids back to the past. The outcome of the future is up to these eight Junior Smashers; will they succeed?

A Forbidden Love (AFL): It's FINALLY DONE! I hath conquerored the evil embarrassment that was delaying the epi's completion! Take that evil embarrassment! x) Eh? Why would I be embarrassed? Well, I'm not much of a romantic in general too. (Sweatdrop) So, AFL ends, and I get to start the fic below! Let's get the summary out there!

The Game of Life (TGoL): Chapter three is finally up after a long hiatus...OMFG I'M NOT DEAD!? Mewtwo's finally here, Mario's on a mission, and the trouble's only starting to begin...let's see what happens next! R&R if you've been waiting for so long, and apologies for the hiatus!

The Three Maidens (TTM): My first ever fanfic, already written and done with! Not as...well written...as my other, more recent fics, but hey, we all start somewhere, right? Besides, you can see how much I've grown as a writer. x) Nonetheless, if you wish, you may certainly take a peek at it. Has a parody counterpart, which is further down the list. R&R if you would like, and enjoy!

For Power, For Revenge (FPFR): The Three Maidens' sequel! It was actually on the site once, but I took it down for personal reasons. Will make a comeback when I'm not swamped with other things. I can regive the summary though: It's been a year since the collasping of the Shadow Temple, and somehow the maidens and heroes are coping with the losses it brought. A darkness once thought destoryed rises from the ashes, though, and two figures walk the three maiden's homes. Will the princessess be able to protect their lands?

What's Going On Here? (WGOH): Offically on hiatus, as always, but I have plans for what I'm going to do with it; it'll become yet another experiment fic (like TGoL).

ZOMG The Three Maidens! (ZTTM): Bwaha! Behold a parody of muh first ever fanfic! I have greatly improved from my first few days/months of being on the site, but TTM holds some value in my heart. n.n Summary: Teh evilz are evil...and they is trying to...just kidding! The evils of the VA are trying to clone Hyrule's hero, and they require the power of the three maidens. Will evil get its way? You'll find out! Or will you? XD Here in the States (where I live) it's offically the 31st. It's early as heck, but it's the 31st. So I'm posting up the Intro AND the first TWO chapters! Yeah! Though now it's on hiatus because the third chapter's too short for my liking. --; We'll see if that changes.

Bowser: Oh man...down and out. Maybe she'll regain the will, maybe she won't. In the meantime, enjoy what writing she does have up, and try not to assault her with threats and stuff please! Only she can decide when she's regain the will, okay!?

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It's official official (In my book at any rate XD): I am a writer of this site. I have written at least one fic and one one-shot, I've gotten over a hundred reviews for at least one fic, I have spent at least a year here, and I got an official flame! (Proudly shows off flame-like scar on face) Note that the scar thing is the representation of getting the flame; I don't actually have a scar on my face (I'd like one though...). XD

Irvine: Ouch...permanent or temporary?

Permanent. The flamer was nice enough to sign in when he did it. Which gives me the idea to express my opinion on what we call "The Flamer". Okay, while most of them are just jealous people who flame because of pairings, the author of the fic, because they can, ext., there are people who are on this site to flame and flame only. And I ran into one of them. Ouch. But honestly folks, I have to say, as soon as I saw the flame, I laughed, I whooped, and I felt like I got an early birthday gift.

Bowser & Shadow: O.o

We live in a world with both of the two types of flamers above, and most, if not all of them, will be impossible to change. Like the flamer who hit me. He proudly proclaims he doesn't flame at random, that he has multiple names and makes up more, so blocking won't work, and he deletes all PMs sent his way, which means he doesn't read them. We all know they want the attention. We do. We just have the instinct to strick back, cause they hurt us. Believe me: I'm as defensive as they come, but a fellow author gave me some good advice, and now I give it to you: Ignore it.

And that's what we have to do. Don't reply: it's not worth it. The most probable situation is the flamer won't read it. I think that helps him or her, because it gives him/her the attention he/she wants. Then he/she attacks again, and gets even more attention. It's an endless cycle. And we all know that we won't be able to change the flamer's opinion (unless we end up with a novice who can be changed. Too bad we don't have many of those...), so we're just wasting time that could be used planning, writing, and posting chapters of our fics, especially the one(s) that got flamed!

Take me for example: my fic got flamed, by a "pro" no less (I'm special XD), and I'm going to continue as if nothing has happened, because nothing has happened. Flamers hitting my fic is just like...well...me not getting a review. I encourage, no...BEG you guys, do the same thing! Flames are exactly like getting no reviews. Encourage your readers to not defend you or send PMs of their own; the PMs won't be read, and they might be (heck, they probably are: who knows what goes through the mind of a flamer...) setting themselves up to be flamed. And I don't think we all should go around with these scars, especially the permanent ones. Also, I think flamers are trying to prove to the world that readers are mindless loyalists, and defending the author who got flamed I think helps him/her prove his/her point. The best way to help the "victim" of a flame: DO. NOTHING. Trust me; if we ignore flamers, they don't get the attention.

Kratos: And if they keep flaming?

They're provoking us, and while it's hard to back down, I know for a fact we're all mature enough to know how to, and actually do it. I cracked up when I saw the flamer saying he was sure he'd get a reply from me. It only proves he wants the attention. But I'm not going to play along; I'm not replying, and that's what everyone else should be doing too. I know the urge to reply is strong, but trust me: it's like giving a banana to a monkey: it helps them out, and it feels pointless to us.

Umm...this sounds like a lecture/essay...doesn't it? (Four faves and sidekick nod) Okay...I'll shut up now...but who knows? Maybe I convinced at least one person? Maybe? Maybe I'm onto something here? But yeah, this is just what I think. I ask you to try it though: for me. Next time you're flamed, and you get a shiny scar like I have, ignore them. If they flame again, continue to ignore them. If you need to vent, don't vent to the flamer. If you can fully repress the urge to strike back, which can be done, you won't care about flames anymore, and you will be happier. Like me. Oh, and if you agree with this, there's a copy and paster below. x)

We might be able to stop Flamers!

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If you have never watched Heroes, 24, the O.C., Grey's Anatomy, or any of that stuff, and are sickened by those who do, please copy & paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have added the names Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Presea, Martel, Yuan, Raine, Mithos, ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rcneet sudteis sohw taht yuor mnid rades wdros as one wrod, not as snglie ltrtees, as lnog as the frsit and lsat lrettes are in tiehr rgiht pcales. So mnay polpee soluhd be albe to raed tihs; hewveor, tihs may not be the csae. If you are cpalbae of raidneg tihs, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor pflrioe.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

.eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If ~Hail-NekoYasha is you favorite artist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't known which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

And just one more. Good going Nintendo4ever! Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Linkies! Here's where I'll post links of stuff; most likely they'll come from deviantart, but meh. x)

http://royalfanatic.deviantart.com/art/The-Kirby-Frying-Pan-Glitch-63649479 - The Kirby Frying Pan Glitch! The pics that inspired me to do a humor fanfic that soon became What's Going On Here?! Look and see for yourself, and be sure to full view!

http://royalfanatic.deviantart.com/art/The-Engagement-Ring-65317173 - The Engagment Ring...well, I attempted to draw the ring out, and I have to say, I do like it. Again though, I'm not much of an artist, so bear with me here folks! x) I'd recommend you read the chapter before looking at this, but meh, it's up to you. Full view if you would like; I think one can see it in the small view though.

http://espeonstar.deviantart.com/art/quot-Crazy-quot-Jeremy-Hand-and-Co-72902420 - EspeonStar/MalonSings (DA/FF), a good friend of mine, was doing gifts, and was kind enough to take my request. Readers of The Demon's Staff, I demand that you click this link RIGHT now! XD Is Jeremy and his generals, so lookie lookie!

As for my massive furry doll spree, well, just check out muh DA gallery: my already long profile will be even LONGER if I leave them up. XD I have dolls of my OCs; most of the Juniors have been taken down for a make-over, and there have been a few additions to the list.

And that's pretty much it for my profile. (Hugs little Marth plushie)

Marth: ...umm...where did you get that?

My plushie! Stay away!

Marth and Irvine: O.o (Run away)

(No, I don't have a little Marth plushie, although I want one so bad!)

Well, that's that. End of profile. Go enjoy reading my stuff. Or go vote on my poll. Or you could...ZOMG rabid monkey right behind you!! (Flees)