Hey there. Call me Jaggery.

Me: I'm young, but feel incredibly old. Anytime is a good time to sleep. I'm a procrastinator, an over-thinker, and a dreamer. I'm terribly shy and keep my mouth shut even when my mind is shouting. I unquestioningly believed in God for most of life, until puberty came and I actually started questioning and thinking. Now I have no idea what I believe in. ._.

On Writing: I write on whims, maybe pairings I want to see and can't find.

On Reading: I'm having a hard time reading anything not gay. You can pelt me with your virtual rocks now.

I love humor and parody and the people that can write it well. :D I've always wanted to do an ongoing fic like that.

Oh, and refined crack. That's always good.

Pairings?:

I firmly support EveryonexEveryone. 8D

And now, a haiku:

Cherry Blossoms fall

with Force equal to Mass times

Acceleration.