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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter. Oi! I am ~ginny~, reader, writer, wanna-be comedian (but can only do it in fanfic and improv) actress, and insane asylum patient! (but only part time.) I love writing Voldy fics, where I have fun springing the most impossible situations on him and his Minion. My grammar is okay(ish), and my spelling sucks. Yes, I just admitted it. But on the plus side, in the past year I have finally learned that "during" is not spelled with two "r"s, and due to their frequent occurrences in my fics, I can spell "seizure", "convulse", and "involuntary" without spell-check. Hopefully, the sneakily placed advertisement above for my fics has tricked you into reading them, and, incidentally, reviewing them, as everyone wants to know what kind of weird story involves seizures, convulsions, and involuntary seizures and convulsions. Current News: Inching along slowly in my latest fic, Misadventures. Inch by inch, chapter by chapter. Inch... inch... Catch ups: This is for those who started reading my Voldy fics at Roadkill or Show Biz. Sorry guys, but life will be much easier if you just read iVoldy. Honestly. But if you're too lazy/you don't want to have the guilt of not reviewing, here's the basic overview: Voldemort likes PC technology, hates everything from Steve Jobs, and is slowly losing his evil demeanor. When he says 'Minion' he means 'Snape'. Snape is obsessed with tea. Lucuis is obsessed with TV/Will and Grace/Friends. Bellatrix is obsessed with drugs. Postman has problems, and a fear of Toy Chihuahuas. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are practically not existent by this point. Mutant Cockroahces live in the basement of Malfoy Manor. And everyone breaks the fourth wall. Everyone. Oh. And Snape is a Buddhist. He goes by Soy-Reincarnation Faster, because Death Eater is offensive to him. The only "copy and paste" thing I will do is this one, because I was laughing my ass of when I read it, and will, should it acutally happen. Notes for Current/Upcoming Stories: Latest creation: The Misadventures of a Dark Lord and his Minions - Ayup. The title says it all. Not sure where it came from, not sure where it's going either. Will probably involved lots of Snape scenes, and maybe some Kraft macaroni and cheese. Holiday Cheer - A fairly ongoing little thing that'd I'll update whenever I'm feeling cheery, joyous, etc. A fic of all faiths. Voldemorts Holiday: the Attempt - HAITUS I can't believe this story is still alive, to tell you the truth.It has about 75 percent chance of continuing. After Show Biz. Actually, after the fic I'm planning after Show Biz... ha ha... But yes. Since it is on this list, it will continue once I run out of plot ideas and need a fall back. Vote for Voldy! - HAITUS It will finish, yes, but not as planned. The final chapter will (obviously) not be posted Nov. 5th... but I can still predict it to be a bucket load of political comedy and commentary! (Much like Capitol Steps, except... not...) Plus, Jon Stewart and Stephan Colbert are doing an hour long, live special together Nov. 4th... and can you really expect me to miss that to write a final chappie? Ahahaha... yes, I bet you can... | |||||||||
1. The Misadventures of a Dark Lord and his Minions » reviewsMalfoy Manor is never free of the incidents caused by it's occupants and a combination of questionable plots and an ample supply of highly flammable objects. There's nothing Voldy can't do - or at least attempt to do, which is pretty much the same thing.OHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Voldemort & Severus S.2. Holiday Cheer » reviewsA fun collection of semi-oneshots about the holidays at Malfoy Manor. Based off my own collection of iVoldy characters, of course... Read and be merry!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-20-08 - Voldemort3. Halloween at Malfoy Manner » reviewsLook, I know the title is kind of lame. Sorry. But anyways... Voldy doesn't seem to know a thing about Halloween, but who would ever trust a man when there's free candy involved? Twoshot. Character developments from my other fics. Strange/Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 10-30-08 - Voldemort - Complete4. Vote for Voldy! » reviewsOut of context, our favorite and only Dark Lord is making an ambitions bid... to become President of the United States! Unfortunetly, our favorite and only Boy Who Lived isn't going to let Voldy into the Oval Office without a fight... The race is on!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 8-17-08 - Voldemort5. There's No Biz Like Show Biz » reviewsVoldy realizes his current true meaning in life when he discovers Broadway. Now his plans to open a fantastic albeit plagiarized show will be the money maker of a lifetime, if only he had a cast. But that's what Death Eaters are for... FINALE!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 5-20-08 - Voldemort - Complete6. Roadkill » reviewsOur favorite Dark Lord is at again; this time trying to learn how to drive after a rather painful incident with a broomstick. Snape and all the other Death Eaters are in for an... interesting ride. But what else is new? Chap 7, final!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 4-8-08 - Voldemort - Complete7. Harry's Middle Earth reviewsLord of the Ring, Harry Potter humor style. The two worlds are combined to make an outcome that one would never expect. Short, not very far into the actual LOTR plot, oneshot. Minor adult references, and thus rated T for safety. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete8. Voldemort's Holiday: the Attempt reviewsVoldy tries to relax... but his TV addict, tea loving Death Eaters still have memories... Do not read if allergic to random. Oneshot, R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-30-08 - Voldemort9. Snape Enlightened reviewsThe strange result of Snape choosing his divine fate. Short, sweet, and without a point. Oneshot, R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-30-08 - Severus S. & Voldemort - Complete10. Cajun Time » reviewsCrawfish and alligators and cottonmouths, oh snap! Voldemort is condemned to live in the Louisiana swamp land, more terrifying than some might think. And of course, that's only the place. He hasn't even met the people yet. Chap 4, up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 1-14-08 - Voldemort11. iVoldy » reviewsWhat will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Voldemort - Complete12. Don't Ask reviewsA fun little oneshot on what really goes down at Malfoy Manor while Harry frolics around Hogwarts. The overall feeling you get when you come away is: I shouldn't have asked.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-07 - Voldemort & Lucius M. - Complete13. Never Tickle a Sleeping Draco » reviewsAn expedition journal and audio recording of Fred and George's adventure into the Slytherian House. Target: Malfoy. Why: Why not? And what will happen when they stumble upon a surprising secret? Rated for mild language. No ships. Final chapie up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 4-7-07 - George W. & Draco M. - Complete
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