| fairlyironic |
Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, Weiss Kreuz, Good Omens, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, X-overs, Chronicles of Narnia, Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Caribbean, Zorro, Constantine, Lost, Smallville, Princess Bride, Breakfast Club, Misc. Books, Parent Trap, Grey's Anatomy, X-Files, Lost Boys, His Dark Materials, Misc. Movies, Prison Break, Pretender, World War Z, Sky High, and Lord of the Rings. My fiction can be found here: fanfiction.net (excludes drabbles and NC-17 rated stories) AO3 (excludes drabbles) livejournal masterlist (a few of my NC-17 rated stories are locked; they can be found on AO3) Also: Fandom Recommendations | |||||
1. The Deadly Sea reviewsSlash, Zombies! Character death. 'There were two casks of water left, and some French wine. And then there was the Commodore.'Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-12 - James N. & Jack S.2. Solstice reviewsFive Solstices. Boromir/Théodred preslashLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-11 - Boromir & Theodred - Complete3. The Marble and the SculptorAya/Schuldig, Aya/Yohji, crossdressing, drama. Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Published: 12-31-11 - Aya/Ran F. - Complete4. Stand and Wait reviewsWill waited for his power to come, and waited and waited. That was then, this is now. AU slash, written for girl wonder in yuletide.Sky High - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-4-11 - William S./Will & Warren P. - Complete5. Interview 256 reviewsThen there was one kid who got onto the rope and just sat there, clinging. He couldn't climb, or he didn't believe that he could, and he just sat there as they came for him. We could hear the screaming as they stripped us to look for bites.World War Z - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-10 - Complete6. Musical Chairs reviewsAnd where it ends, nobody knows. Jarod and Miss Parker as children, a series of drabbles. AU, written for inmyriadbits in Yuletide 2008.Pretender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-09 - Miss Parker & Jarod - Complete7. a kiss before growing up reviewsEdmund wants another chance; Caspian wants to give it to him. Takes place at the end of 'Prince Caspian,' slash implications, written for angela snape in 3fan holidaysChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-09 - Edmund Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete8. what might have been reviewsFour different turns Alex' life could have taken.Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-08 - Complete9. Full Circle reviewsIt could mean, 'I win,' or 'you lose,' but it always meant, 'I'm paying attention to you.' Michael/MahonePrison Break - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete10. The Future reviewsBody of Lies snippet, preslash, Rogers life in Jordan.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-08 - Complete11. Taking Chances reviewsKirjava jumped up in Will's lap, and he ran his fingers absentmindedly through her fur, looking distant. "I've been asking my mother about my father."His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete12. Cleanup reviewsCleanup's a bitch.Lost Boys - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete13. To Take Action reviewsDuring the seventh book events in Ravenclaw's tower take a somewhat different turn. H/D preslashHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete14. Just Another Day reviewsTrouble comes in threes. Written for the apocalytothon, gen, humor.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-08 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete15. The Mountain Comes to Muhammad reviewsAU, for riddle gifts. In 1952 Tom Riddle became the DADA professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Seven years later he became its headmaster. Thirty-nine years later he still held that position. genHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-23-08 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete16. Waking up is hard to do » reviewsSchuldig plays practical jokes. Yohji responds. Slash.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-29-08 - Schuldig & Youji K. - Complete17. Zombies, Werewolves and Ghosts, Oh My! reviewsNew World Zorro. Pretty much what the title says.Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete18. Wartime Blues »Crossover with MASH. For Alex, the idea of becoming a doctor had always included prestige, respect, and dozens of beautiful nurses. Korea had nurses, so he got one out of three. Could be gen or slash. On hold for the moment.Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 7-16-0719. Small World reviewsWritten for sprinkink. Prompt:SayidSawyer, Comfort, The blood never washes off. It's not comfort, it's a steady income, and it's not blood so much as familiarity. Sawyer craves both, though he'd never admit it out loud. On hold for the moment.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sawyer & Sayid - Complete20. What Came Next reviewsIt didn't work out nearly as well as everyone had hoped that it would.Parent Trap - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete21. Possibilities for James Norrington » reviewsThis is fantasy, anything can happen. In dialogue form. Spoilers for AWEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-0722. Victurus te Saluto reviewsSweet fluff from Season 1 that completely disregards most canon. ClarkLex slash.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-07 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete23. Laughing ThunderEgyptian Myth. slash, for Cobaltnine, His voice was low and smoky and familiar. Horus thought that if he forgot everything else, forgot that he was a god, that the Nile flowed south, that the sun rose and set every day, he would still remember Set's voiceMisc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete24. Optimist reviewsHe started leaving little things on her desk, leaves and marbles and candy, and once a millipede. Written for larah33 in Yuletide 2006.Breakfast Club - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete25. The Crypt reviewsRegulus is running out of choices. Regulus, Voldemort and Sirius, RegulusSirius if you squint. General Voldemort creepyness, deathfic. Written for derryere on hpslashnotsmut.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-06 - Regulus B. & Voldemort - Complete26. The Seventh Horcrux » reviewsSix of Tom Riddle's horcruxes have been found and destroyed. Voldemort has been destroyed, but Harry Potter is acting strangely...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 9-3-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.27. Of Witches and Castles » reviewsPrompt: Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman. Angelina Jolie. Summary: She wasn't really a woman, and it wasn't really love, and the only crazy person was Edmund, but still.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-06 - Complete28. More Than One Way reviewsButtercup dreams, and plans, and waits. Written for the Arcana challenge.Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-06 - Complete29. Mixed Emotions » reviewsNagi's life is hell, it really is. NagiOmi preslash, chapters 1 to 3 Nagicentric, 4 to 6 Omicentric.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 2-16-06 - Nagi N. & Omi T.30. Homesickness reviewsLucy wants one thing, well, really she wants two things, and the crux of the matter is that she can never have both.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-06 - Complete31. Someday reviewsChloe won't tell him today. Written for svmadelyn's The Thirteen Challenge.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-06 - Chloe S. - Complete32. End Times reviewsLives aren't the only thing that are being lost. A challenge ficlet for hyperfocused's plague challenge.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-06 - Eko - Complete33. Praying Mantis reviewsLucifer has discovered a new obsession.LuciferJohn Constantine impliedConstantine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-06 - Complete34. What We Are Inside reviewsBecause what a person reads can sometimes tell you a thing or two about what they are. For my mother, the bookworm.Zorro - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete35. Around the World10 drabbles of wrongness. Schwartz tangles with a lot of different fandoms in their travels. Crossovers.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Published: 10-31-0536. Desafortunado reviewsNew World Zorro fic: Diego's luck can't last forever.Zorro - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-0537. Darkness series » reviewsCrawford is little by little taking control, and Aya can't seem to do anything about it. Slash.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 8-18-05 - Aya/Ran F. & B. Crawford38. Polyphobia reviewsA plethora of phobia drabbles, some of which are crossovers. Teaser: No one, Aziraphale thought, shuddering, should have to dream about a pregnant demon.Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-0539. Iluvia AbajoNew World Zorro crossover with Good Omens. Los Angeles has a few unusual visitors.X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Published: 9-29-0540. As We Are reviewsJack Sparrow should be despairing over his fate right now, but that wasn't how it worked in Jack Sparrow's world. slash.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-0541. Inevitable reviewsCrawly has a little difficulty staying alive.Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-0542. Intercessor reviewsBaldwin has an unexpected visitor.Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-0543. Sobering Up reviewsJust how did Crowley and Aziraphale develop that ability to sober up?Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-0544. Second Self reviewsLucy meets someone on Christmas Eve.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-11-0545. Underneath It All reviewsEight drabbles about the members of Weiss and Schwartz, all related to alcohol.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-0546. Not a Proper Mutant reviewsX MenGood Omens crossover. Marie remembers how she got her power.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-0547. The edge is what I have reviewsFrom 'Red Dragon': Will's psyche is a mess.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-0548. Changing Shape reviewsCrawly's having a difficult time adjusting to his human form.Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-05