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since: 08-12-05, id: 875928, Profile Updated: 01-09-11
Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, Weiss Kreuz, Good Omens, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, X-overs, Chronicles of Narnia, Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Caribbean, Zorro, Constantine, Lost, Smallville, Princess Bride, Breakfast Club, Misc. Books, Parent Trap, Grey's Anatomy, X-Files, Lost Boys, His Dark Materials, Misc. Movies, Prison Break, Pretender, World War Z, Sky High, and Lord of the Rings.

My fiction can be found here:

fanfiction.net (excludes drabbles and NC-17 rated stories)

AO3 (excludes drabbles)

livejournal masterlist (a few of my NC-17 rated stories are locked; they can be found on AO3)

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1. The Deadly Sea reviews
Slash, Zombies! Character death. 'There were two casks of water left, and some French wine. And then there was the Commodore.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-12 - James N. & Jack S.
2. Solstice reviews
Five Solstices. Boromir/Théodred preslash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-11 - Boromir & Theodred - Complete
3. The Marble and the Sculptor
Aya/Schuldig, Aya/Yohji, crossdressing, drama. Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Published: 12-31-11 - Aya/Ran F. - Complete
4. Stand and Wait reviews
Will waited for his power to come, and waited and waited. That was then, this is now. AU slash, written for girl wonder in yuletide.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-4-11 - William S./Will & Warren P. - Complete
5. Interview 256 reviews
Then there was one kid who got onto the rope and just sat there, clinging. He couldn't climb, or he didn't believe that he could, and he just sat there as they came for him. We could hear the screaming as they stripped us to look for bites.
World War Z - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-10 - Complete
6. Musical Chairs reviews
And where it ends, nobody knows. Jarod and Miss Parker as children, a series of drabbles. AU, written for inmyriadbits in Yuletide 2008.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-09 - Miss Parker & Jarod - Complete
7. a kiss before growing up reviews
Edmund wants another chance; Caspian wants to give it to him. Takes place at the end of 'Prince Caspian,' slash implications, written for angela snape in 3fan holidays
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-09 - Edmund Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete
8. what might have been reviews
Four different turns Alex' life could have taken.
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-08 - Complete
9. Full Circle reviews
It could mean, 'I win,' or 'you lose,' but it always meant, 'I'm paying attention to you.' Michael/Mahone
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete
10. The Future reviews
Body of Lies snippet, preslash, Rogers life in Jordan.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-08 - Complete
11. Taking Chances reviews
Kirjava jumped up in Will's lap, and he ran his fingers absentmindedly through her fur, looking distant. "I've been asking my mother about my father."
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete
12. Cleanup reviews
Cleanup's a bitch.
Lost Boys - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete
13. To Take Action reviews
During the seventh book events in Ravenclaw's tower take a somewhat different turn. H/D preslash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
14. Just Another Day reviews
Trouble comes in threes. Written for the apocalytothon, gen, humor.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-08 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete
15. The Mountain Comes to Muhammad reviews
AU, for riddle gifts. In 1952 Tom Riddle became the DADA professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Seven years later he became its headmaster. Thirty-nine years later he still held that position. gen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-23-08 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
16. Waking up is hard to do » reviews
Schuldig plays practical jokes. Yohji responds. Slash.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-29-08 - Schuldig & Youji K. - Complete
17. Zombies, Werewolves and Ghosts, Oh My! reviews
New World Zorro. Pretty much what the title says.
Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete
18. Wartime Blues »
Crossover with MASH. For Alex, the idea of becoming a doctor had always included prestige, respect, and dozens of beautiful nurses. Korea had nurses, so he got one out of three. Could be gen or slash. On hold for the moment.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 7-16-07
19. Small World reviews
Written for sprinkink. Prompt:SayidSawyer, Comfort, The blood never washes off. It's not comfort, it's a steady income, and it's not blood so much as familiarity. Sawyer craves both, though he'd never admit it out loud. On hold for the moment.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sawyer & Sayid - Complete
20. What Came Next reviews
It didn't work out nearly as well as everyone had hoped that it would.
Parent Trap - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete
21. Possibilities for James Norrington » reviews
This is fantasy, anything can happen. In dialogue form. Spoilers for AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-07
22. Victurus te Saluto reviews
Sweet fluff from Season 1 that completely disregards most canon. ClarkLex slash.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-07 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete
23. Laughing Thunder
Egyptian Myth. slash, for Cobaltnine, His voice was low and smoky and familiar. Horus thought that if he forgot everything else, forgot that he was a god, that the Nile flowed south, that the sun rose and set every day, he would still remember Set's voice
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete
24. Optimist reviews
He started leaving little things on her desk, leaves and marbles and candy, and once a millipede. Written for larah33 in Yuletide 2006.
Breakfast Club - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete
25. The Crypt reviews
Regulus is running out of choices. Regulus, Voldemort and Sirius, RegulusSirius if you squint. General Voldemort creepyness, deathfic. Written for derryere on hpslashnotsmut.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-06 - Regulus B. & Voldemort - Complete
26. The Seventh Horcrux » reviews
Six of Tom Riddle's horcruxes have been found and destroyed. Voldemort has been destroyed, but Harry Potter is acting strangely...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 9-3-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.
27. Of Witches and Castles » reviews
Prompt: Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman. Angelina Jolie. Summary: She wasn't really a woman, and it wasn't really love, and the only crazy person was Edmund, but still.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-06 - Complete
28. More Than One Way reviews
Buttercup dreams, and plans, and waits. Written for the Arcana challenge.
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-06 - Complete
29. Mixed Emotions » reviews
Nagi's life is hell, it really is. NagiOmi preslash, chapters 1 to 3 Nagicentric, 4 to 6 Omicentric.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 2-16-06 - Nagi N. & Omi T.
30. Homesickness reviews
Lucy wants one thing, well, really she wants two things, and the crux of the matter is that she can never have both.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-06 - Complete
31. Someday reviews
Chloe won't tell him today. Written for svmadelyn's The Thirteen Challenge.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-06 - Chloe S. - Complete
32. End Times reviews
Lives aren't the only thing that are being lost. A challenge ficlet for hyperfocused's plague challenge.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-06 - Eko - Complete
33. Praying Mantis reviews
Lucifer has discovered a new obsession.LuciferJohn Constantine implied
Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-06 - Complete
34. What We Are Inside reviews
Because what a person reads can sometimes tell you a thing or two about what they are. For my mother, the bookworm.
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete
35. Around the World
10 drabbles of wrongness. Schwartz tangles with a lot of different fandoms in their travels. Crossovers.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Published: 10-31-05
36. Desafortunado reviews
New World Zorro fic: Diego's luck can't last forever.
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-05
37. Darkness series » reviews
Crawford is little by little taking control, and Aya can't seem to do anything about it. Slash.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 8-18-05 - Aya/Ran F. & B. Crawford
38. Polyphobia reviews
A plethora of phobia drabbles, some of which are crossovers. Teaser: No one, Aziraphale thought, shuddering, should have to dream about a pregnant demon.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-05
39. Iluvia Abajo
New World Zorro crossover with Good Omens. Los Angeles has a few unusual visitors.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Published: 9-29-05
40. As We Are reviews
Jack Sparrow should be despairing over his fate right now, but that wasn't how it worked in Jack Sparrow's world. slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-05
41. Inevitable reviews
Crawly has a little difficulty staying alive.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-05
42. Intercessor reviews
Baldwin has an unexpected visitor.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-05
43. Sobering Up reviews
Just how did Crowley and Aziraphale develop that ability to sober up?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-05
44. Second Self reviews
Lucy meets someone on Christmas Eve.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-11-05
45. Underneath It All reviews
Eight drabbles about the members of Weiss and Schwartz, all related to alcohol.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-05
46. Not a Proper Mutant reviews
X MenGood Omens crossover. Marie remembers how she got her power.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-05
47. The edge is what I have reviews
From 'Red Dragon': Will's psyche is a mess.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-05
48. Changing Shape reviews
Crawly's having a difficult time adjusting to his human form.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-05
49. Regulus reviews
Regulus can't seem to hold on to what he loves. Slash implications. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-05 - Sirius B. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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