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Author has written 31 stories for Batman, Harry Potter, RENT, X-Men: Evolution, Rocky Horror, Grey's Anatomy, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Last updated/edited: February 26th 2008. I'm Charlotte, I'm seventeen, live on Long Island and I'm not dead. I simply have been busy with the insanity that is real life, and have been writing original work. My aim is also Orange Seltzer, and I'm usually on because I love communication. I've been writing on hear since I was thirteen years old, so the newer stories are longer, and in general, better. But mostly longer, which equals more detail, and yumminess. I'm a girl who likes girls, which put a damper on a lot of my slash-tastic fic. I came out and the boy love kind of stopped; it totally correlates, I swear. I also have a job, at the library, so you know. I'm "super busy". Seriously, I love getting mail from adoring fans (Just let me kid myself, please?) and I almost always reply to reviews and whatnot, unless I'm "super busy" which is the new way of saying "I'm a lazy fuck". I love connecting with other fanfic lovers, and geeking out with people who know who Stephanie Brown is, cried your eyes out on page 637 of Deathly Hallows, and want to give Rorschach a hug. Message me, I'm not terribly exciting, but I live on the internet so you'll probably get a reply. I'm rather fond of the following Your mom. - Harley Quinn, Rogue, Jubilee, Boom Boom. I have awesome taste in music. Look. Alice Cooper. Amanda Palmer. Basshunter. The Beatles. Blink-182. The Bloodhound Gang. Bright Eyes. Britney Spears. Cat Power. The Cliks. Coldplay. The Cranberries. David Bowie. Dawn Landes. The Donnas. The Dresden Dolls. Elliott Smith. Fleetwood Mac. Fountains of Wayne. Frou Frou. Garbage. Harvey Danger. Hole. Hollywood Undead. I Am X-Ray. Jane’s Addiction. Janis Joplin. The Kills. The Killers. The Kinks. Lady GaGa. Led Zeppelin. Lily Allen. Liz Phair. Little Nell Campbell. Madonna. Michelle Branch. Mika. Mindless Self Indulgence. Modest Mouse. Morningwood. Neutral Milk Hotel. Nirvana. Nico. No Doubt. P!nk. Pink Floyd. The Presidents of The United States of America. The Ramones. Santogold. The Shins. Simon & Garfunkel. Sinead O'Connor. Sixpence None The Richer. Smashing Pumpkins. The Smiths. Sonic Youth. The Submarines. Sum 41. The Ting Tings. The Violent Femmes. The White Stripes. Avril Lavigne. Yes, I know she’s sucking my soul out with her “music.” I know it’s bad for me.Genres: Classic rock, rock, techno, pop, indie, folk rock. Soundtracks: Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Moulin Rouge, RENT, The Rocky Horror Genres: Classic rock, rock, techno, pop, indie, folk rock. Soundtracks: Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Moulin Rouge, RENT, The Rocky Horror (Picture) Show If you read these books, your life could suck less. True facts. 1984, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Animal Farm, Audrey Hepburn's Neck, Catcher In The Rye, The Devil's Dictionary, The Giant's House, The Great Gatsby, Hamlet, Innocence, I Was Amelia Earnhart, Life of Pi, Lolita, Long Way Gone, Niagra Falls All Over Again, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Raisin In The Sun. I want to do the Time Warp a-fucking-gain. I have exceptional taste in movies. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Animated Disney. Annie Hall. Arrested Development (I don't care if it's not even in production yet), Benny & Joon, Clockwork Orange. Clue. The Dark Knight. Fight Club. Forrest Gump. Ghostbusters. Hard Candy. Hedwig and The Angry Inch. Iron Man. Juno. Little Miss Sunshine. Lords of Dogtown. Moulin Rouge.Old School. Some Like It Hot. Superbad. Remember The Titans. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Wedding Crashers. Wedding Singer. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Completely Fictional People I Adore: Harley Quinn, Rogue, Jubilee, Boom Boom, Fred & George, Hermione, Tonks, Luna, Rorschach Working on Nothing, except original work. Ideas bouncing around my head. Presents AKA One-shots. HarleyxJoker-I have ideas, and they will blossom and turn into little ficlits that'll help you sleep better at night. Because I miss writing evil clown porn. "It's the best written porn I've ever read."-A guy. No Grey's Anatomy fics. I don't watch the show anymore, please find your slashy goodness somewhere else, and I really am sorry. I might do some Callica or femmeslash, but I dunno. That show irks me. Original work. Yeah, I know, good luck with that. Things in hiatus hell aka blame it on the writer's block. Everything. | |||||||||||
1. Flawed reviewsAlt. Universe Snape/Hermione. Sort of. She kissed him mortified; she kissed him sadly.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-24-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete2. Sola Vide reviewsIt didn't make sense, but for a few minutes, Percy was okay with living by faith alone.[Lunacy, better known as LunaPercy][PostDH][Oneshot]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-07 - Percy W. & Luna L. - Complete3. One reviews[Deathly Hallows Spoilers]Fred & George, the night before the Battle of Hogwarts. Fred wishes George wouldn't worry about him so much. Slight irony for those who've read the book. [Twincest]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 7-23-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete4. Hot reviewsIt was just her sanity. What did she have to lose? [JokerxHarley]Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-07 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete5. Wild Blue Yonder Love reviewsTabby tries to cheer Kurt up. She may not be the most considerate person, but she tries. Join them on their day of madness and watch them be teenagers. [KurtxTabitha] Mindless fluff sex? Maybe funny? [I'm not using Kurt's accent, sorry. Imagine!3]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-27-06 - Boom Boom & Nightcrawler6. Rose Tint reviewsIt's Christmas day, and Harley's locked in Arkham, with only her thoughts to make it through the day. Her twisted, glass half full views on a few others.Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete7. The Good Girl Corruption reviews[ShockTreatment]Dentonvale: This is a place for Sanity not Morals.[Ansalong]Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-068. Someone More » reviews[PreRHPS]When things don't work out for Columbia and Frank, she goes to desperate measures to try and get them back together. But what if things don't go as planned? [FrankxColumbia][ColumbiaxMagenta Friends with Benefits][Eventual ColumbiaxEddie]Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 3-27-06 - Complete9. Eye Candy reviewsA little ramble about Charlie's thoughts on Wonka. Innocent, unrequited slash. Fluffy. Because, Willy Wonka is eye candy, in an unconventional kind of way...[CharliexWonka]Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-14-06 - Complete10. Avarice reviewsHe was a present, and she wanted to open him. [HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-14-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete11. Just Us Two reviewsTragic rambling about Magenta being sad about Columbia's death. Riff's POV.Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-06 - Complete12. Sacrifices reviewsAs long as Magenta didn't get hurt, he'd step in.Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-06 - Complete13. Into the Shadows reviewsThrough it all, their eyes would be locked into each other, saying even more than their shouts and murmurs could. [RiffxMagenta]Incest, what else?Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-06 - Complete14. Blue Scrubs reviewsOut of all of them, O'Malley looked the best in blue scrubs. [GeorgexAlex]Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-19-06 - Complete15. Missing in Action reviewsHe couldn't care about her, yet she drove him crazy. [JokerxHarley]Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete16. Feeding Time reviewsSometimes he wanted to rev up his Harley. Vroom, VroomBatman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-06 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete17. Anything to Numb the Pain reviewsHe hated to pretend to hate him...[GeorgexAlex]Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete18. Vaudeville in the Rattrap reviewsIt was one of those nights.[HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete19. Breaks reviewsEveryday she breathed in her sin. She knew in her heart it was worth it, right?[Tabby]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-06 - Boom Boom - Complete20. Dream World of Inmate 6669 reviewsLather, rinse, repeat the insanity. [JokerxHarley]Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete21. Risks reviewsThis was her one chance to make everything perfect. [IvyxHarley]Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-06 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete22. Tests reviewsHer touch had to be worth something, right? [Romy]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-9-06 - Gambit & Rogue - Complete23. Adjustment reviewsThere are some adjustments to be made when you're bedding the Clown Prince of Crime. [HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete24. Thirty reviewsHe'd put up with her as long as she took him 'round the world. [JokerxHarley]Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete25. She reviewsShe was ready to show them who she was.[Angel]RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-12-06 - Angel D. - Complete26. Dirty Little Secrets reviewsEven the Clown Prince of Crime has some figurative skeltons in his closet...[JokerxHarley]Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete27. Last reviewsIs madness that easy to break away from? [HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete28. Voyeurism reviewsMaybe if she dazzles him, all will be forgiven. [HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete29. Late One Night reviewsFred has feelings for the one person he knows he can't. But will one night make his give into temptation? Simply smuttastic.[Twincest]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-15-06 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete30. Gotham's Most Wanted reviewsThis is how Gotham's Most Wanted do Gotham.[HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete31. Around His Finger reviewsPuddin, do ya think i'm pretty? [HarleyxJoker]Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete
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