Author has written 6 stories for Phil Of The Future, Harry Potter, Smallville, and Top Gun.
I suck at profiles. So, enjoy some quotes:
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Lucas Davenport: "..that fucking Flowers."
Perry: "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse!?"
Perry: "If you looked up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find?"
Harry: "A picture of me?"
Perry: "NO! The definition of the word 'idiot,' which you fucking are!"
"I don't know where he is! And even if I did...well, I'd probably tell you, because I don't wanna be here anymore." (If anyone can figure out where this is from, and let me know, since I CANNOT remember and Google is terribly uncooperative when I search it, I would be eternally grateful.)
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