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since: 08-13-05, id: 877179, Profile Updated: 05-14-10
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Phil Of The Future, Harry Potter, Smallville, and Top Gun.

I suck at profiles. So, enjoy some quotes:

Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial, man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. (Oh, Matt Damon. How I love you.)

Lucas Davenport: "..that fucking Flowers."

Perry: "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse!?"

Perry: "If you looked up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find?"

Harry: "A picture of me?"

Perry: "NO! The definition of the word 'idiot,' which you fucking are!"

"I don't know where he is! And even if I did...well, I'd probably tell you, because I don't wanna be here anymore." (If anyone can figure out where this is from, and let me know, since I CANNOT remember and Google is terribly uncooperative when I search it, I would be eternally grateful.)

Love,

Lorn


1. Head Case » reviews
Maverick considers his Iceman-fixation and is interrupted...by himself? Twoshot, most likely, though I may add more if the fancy strikes.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 7-14-08 - Complete
2. A Dicey Situation reviews
Hermione plus Draco plus magical sex dice. Dude, what's better than that? Don't answer that. I probably don't wanna know. By the way, as you have probably already deduced, this story is rated M for a reason. Don't like it, don't click the thing! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-21-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
3. One Word reviews
There's only one word to describe Pete Mitchell...Oneshot for now. IceMaverick
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete
4. And That's The Way It Is reviews
Lex wants Clark to have something, but Clark's got a counteroffer...One Shot. CLex, slightly suggestive, but I edited out anything overly dirty.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-24-07 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete
5. Phil loves ? » reviews
Phil and Keely are always around each other but they never tell the truth...well...they do now. Rated M for later chapters. I know I've been awful about updating...will try, I promise. I have started chapter 15..
Phil Of The Future - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 8-23-05
6. Ron? » reviews
Ron has always had feelings for Hermione and he finally admits it. They are happy and soon to return to school when Harry goes missing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 12-30-05 - Ron W. & Hermione G.