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Author has written 29 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lazytown, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, and Misc. Tv Shows. Current Quote I'm not saying Sherlock Holmes wasn't a Christian, I'm saying he believed in evolution. He not only quoted Charles Darwin, he attributed the quote correctly and made reference to a time when human beings had no language, not possible in Christian creationism. I don't think Holmes could work with Scotland Yard for that long and not believe in lower humanoids. Ouch, Sherlockian burn... - Me and an equally obsessed friend So, decided a list of pairings is boring and decided to, you know, do an actual profile. Here are some things you may or may not want to know about me: I'm a borderline indie, which means I have an unnecessarily large collection of scarves and listen to a lot of bands no one else knows, but I also have American Eagle jeans and shelled out two hundred bucks for an iPod. I also listen to a lot of techno, opera, techno opera, and musicals. My favourite bands include Toybox, Cobra Starship, David Bowie, Tin Machine, Meat Loaf, and Bloodhound Gang. My favourite musicals are Phantom, Cats, Rent, and The Frogs. My favourite operas are Magic Flute and La Boheme. I do not watch a lot of TV, but I am a South Park addict and have seen every episode at least once. I also adore House MD, Monk, Robot Chicken, Corner Gas (Canada representing!) and (as ashamed as I am to admit it) Family Guy. My top movies are Pan’s Labyrinth, Silence of the Lams and its sequels/prequels, Misery, Green Mile, and The Staircase. I will read everything and anything, just ask my school librarian. I have been known to read books in a single day. My favourite authors are Stephen King, Ibsen, George Eliot (everyone must read Middlemarch at least once in their life), Stephen Leacock (the best Canadian writer of all time), and Bernard Shaw. I would say I’m an atheist if so many people weren’t bent on making us look like complete jerks. I study religion from a scholarly viewpoint and find the Catholic faith particularly fascinating. I am also a student of the Tao from a more personal standing point, though I would not say I am a Taoist. You might find a lot of elements of Taoism in my stories, however, particularly the themes of balance and pathways. Slash... Isn’t that what everybody loves to either display wildly or shame without mercy? I will refrain from stating my own personal preference because, quite frankly, it doesn’t affect my writing. Am I a slash fan girl who will fave any story with boys making out? No. I do, however, find that same sex romance should be held on the same scale as different sex. Anyone who feels differently has the right to feel that way, and therefore you won’t find me sending scathing PMs to anyone who advertises a dislike of slash on their profile. I'm on DeviantArt, but there's nothing Holmes related there. Just my photography, which I like to think it alright (but then, that's me). If you're bored, give it a look some time. http://onegig.deviantart.com/ So lately, a lot of RPs I've been in are either slower in updating or have been put on hiatus. I love love love to roleplay. If anyone else wants to roleplay just about anything over e-mail or a message board, drop me a line and we'll see what happens. If you've got a plot for a "Great Mouse Detective" one, I'm likely your new best friend. My muse is currently being lazy (or maybe I should have put air holes on that jar...) so if anyone has suggestions or requests for "Best Laid Plans" or PhD, don't hesitate to ask. And finally, if the urge ever strikes you to use one of my original characters (Ann Marie, Eve, Marco Polo, and so on), they're free domain. Simply drop me a line so I can enjoy the story! | |||||||||
1. Inestimable Blessings and Bothers » reviewsSequel to "The Girl" and "Perpetual Anticipation". Mycroft Holmes' household has doubled upon the birth of his twins, and his job, and his younger brother, is hardly getting any easier...Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 2-4-092. Paternity » reviewsDrabbles series. Holmes knew it was a mistake, but for one night, the night before The Woman left to be married, he abandoned inhibitions. There is a price to pay, but the usual person is not paying it... General AUness/crackfic. No pairings.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 7-7-083. Best Laid Plans » reviews221b Challenge. 50 - Welcome to the world, Sherlock Holmes. 51 - Siamese cats don't have wonderful reputations with children, but there's a first time for everything. 52 - There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And giant magnetic tubes.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 3-29-084. A Drop in the Ocean » reviewsSequel to “What Words Fail Of”. A seaside holiday turns into a case when the local ghost legend comes to life and Holmes is determined to lay the myth to rest. But does this have anything to do with the disappearances of Whitehall agents? Collab with KCS.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,331 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 8-8-085. Gourmet reviewsMycroft Holmes had given up on Valentine's Day; sticks and stones may break one's bones, but salmon with dill and lemon can leave a mark. When you love the one you cook for, however, it can be more enjoyable. MxW Slash. One-shot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete6. Solo reviewsSherlock Holmes is not surprised to find himself alone on St. Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean he has to be happy about it. No real pairings. One shot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete7. Birthday Wishes reviewsIt's a sad thing when an old man is robbed, but it's so much worse when it happens on his birthday. Cheers, Mr. Darwin.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete8. Perpetual Anticipation » reviewsA new generation of the Holmes clan is impending, but is the story not in the arrival but in the journey? Mycroft Holmes might tend to disagree. Somehow, the British government simply cannot envision fatherhood. As if he has a choice. Sequel to "The GirlSherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 560 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete9. Another Brick in the Wall » reviewsSherlock Holmes is about to return from his three-year Hiatus when he learns of the death of Mary Watson and, realizing how distant he has been from the world, is flung into blackness. He awakes in a courtroom. Inspired by Pink Floyd's "The Wall".Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 9-15-0810. Yes, Sherlock, There is a Great Old God Cthulhu reviews221b Baker Street is visited by some very abnormal carollers with a rather unique take on the holiday season and existence itself to impart upon them. Tribute to H.P. Lovecraft. Christmas crackfic.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete11. Bumps in the Night reviewsMrs. Martha Hudson is a practical woman, too practical to be scared by the nonsense of Halloween. She is not above teaching an impish lodger a lesson for trying to scare her. Or who she thinks is an impish lodger... Slight non-slash romance.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete12. Nip reviewsBeing a detective is easy. Being the cat of a detective’s brother’s wife is hard, and a certain Siamese learns that lesson the rough way. Set within “The Girl”. Rated for kitty drug use. Dedicated to VHunter.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-19-08 - Complete13. Day by Day » reviewsResponses to KCS’s daily prompts. 23 - The squeaky wheel gets the greased pan; a prompt/221b hybrid. 24 - There are some women who just can't pull off a decent hat. 25 - How many papers must a man go through 26 - Another 221b. Technology is overrated.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,894 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 7-9-0814. When the Clock Stops » reviewsThe hour hand trudges on as a young Sherlock Holmes waits in the still of the night for his brother's pain to stop in whichever way it will. Finally updated!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 2-3-0815. A Study in Tea Leaves reviewsPost-STUD one shot. In tasseography, the image of a teapot indicates future friendships. For KCS.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete16. Go Ask Mrs Holmes » reviewsAll of London, and especially the women, want to know more about the Holmes family. What better way to sell papers than start a questions column in a publication answered by Mrs. Mycroft Holmes? Questions Accepted.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,137 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 10-4-0717. PhD » reviews“I’m a doctor, not a...” Watson attended medical school to become a doctor, and yet sometimes he wonders if others even know he is one... Largely random drabbles.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 5-19-0818. Creative Writing reviewsWhen Dr. Watson discovers his main romantic rival is English-Chinese foreign politics, he is forced to be a bit imaginative to drawn the wanted attention elsewhere. Mycroft/Watson fluff. SLASH. One shot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete19. What Words Fail Of » reviewsWhen a candidate for prime minister is found dead in a tent of a travelling carnival, Holmes is summoned to avoid political unrest. Little does he know that the waters run deeper than anyone thinks. Joint fic with KCS.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,291 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete20. The Girl » reviewsDrabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 523 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 12-30-06 - Complete21. The Case Before Christmas reviewsHappy Holidays, all! Holmes and I, we had settled for a Christmas in peace. I should have known that was something that surely would cease...Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-07 - Complete22. Crushed Velvet reviewsCorner Gas: I should have told him that the ring was ugly. Why didn't I say something when I had the chance? It wouldn't have changed anything, anyway. Oneway KarenxDavis, DavisxOCMisc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete23. Tender Lumplings reviewsJust ask his brother, Halloween has always brought out the worst in Holmes. So don’t blame him, oh children, if his promises don’t keep... One shot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-07 - Complete24. A Little Night Music reviewsCorner Gas: One shot. “Do you ever look at the stars at night and wonder if we’re all alone in the universe?” “Sometimes... But then Davis usually starts to snore, and sound really echoes in those squad cars.” KarenxLacey slashMisc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-07 - Complete25. Learning the Nazi Hoedown » reviewsWhen Robbie gets shunted into directing the school play that his daughters are in, he doesn’t have a blind clue how to put on The Producers. He’d better learn in a hurry, though, before he goes insane. Can he do it? SportaRobbieLazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 6-30-0626. From the Main Mast reviewsDMC spoilers: Elizabeth and the captain of the Black Pearl have a talk about a rather serious matter. Miss Swann realizes something that she never wanted to realize. JackElizabethPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete27. What You Call Professionals reviewsOneshot: Sportacus and Robbie team up to give the kids at home a warning. Of course, it doesn’t quite turn out like our hero had planned…Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-06 - Complete28. A Different Kind of Family reviewsSportacus talks with his daughter about how although all families are different, they are all really the same as long as there is love in them. She insists, however, that their family has something no other family in LazyTown has. SportaRobbie slashLazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-05 - Complete29. That Lucky One Percent » reviews2005 Wren’s life was fine until the unthinkable happened. With her mother dead, she is sent to live with her previously unknown father, Willy Wonka, whose genius is only surpassed by his immaturity. And the chocolatier’s daughter wants to be a botanist...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-18-05
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