"It's in his kiss, that's where it is"

Name: Analyn

Nickname: Annie

Age: 22

Gender: Female as if you couldn't tell by my name.

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Green

Home state: California

Current residence: Washington (that's state not DC)

Addiction(s):Chocolate! Caffeine, Jack/Ianto fanfiction, Jack/Ianto videos, Jack/Ianto in general, listening to my music, John Barrowman and did I mention Jack and Ianto?

I don't know what exactly Jack and Ianto did with Remus and Sirius, I don't think they killed them but they certainly tied them up and hid them from me. Jack and Ianto have taken over my brain thus keeping me away from the puppies and my original fiction. I forgive them because they're hot.

Posted 3 August 2009: I am not happy with series 3. They could have done something just as dramtic and heart wrenching without killing Ianto and Steven. they could have but I suspect that RTD just didn't think long enough. I mean I knew Ianto was going to have to die some day but did it have to be so freakin' soon? Jack and Ianto could have done so much more together. While I can accept what happened because I do understand drama, I can ignore it. That's what fanfiction is for. Now there is a fic I'm working on that follows series 3 but I'll tell you right now it will be a happy ending for Jack and Ianto. Some of us might be a little miffed that Jack didn't say "I love you too" to Ianto but I think we all know he meant it. it was just too hard for him to say, to face. he did love Ianto though, I think that's clear with how he was acting when Ianto was in his arms. he was crying and said "Don't leave me, please". I was already bawling during the scene but that line right there got me crying harder, like I was right there with them.

Favourite TV show(s):Highlander, I Love Lucy, Scooby-Doo, Torchwood (but only because of Jack and Ianto), Doctor Who

Favourite Book(s):Dragonlance Chronicles and Legends, The Hobbit, The Dresden Files, Discworld

Favourite Movie(s):The Princess Bride, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, The Muppet Movie, Labyrinth, Pirates of the Caribbean and others... (not nessecarily in that order)

Favourite Characters: Methos"Highlander", Raistlin"Dragonlance", Doyle"Angel"(May Glenn Quinn rest in peace), Gambit"X-Men", Sirius&Remus"Harry Potter", Ares"Hecules" and "Xena" (May Kevin Smith rest in peace), Ianto Jones "Torchwood", Thomas Raith, Bob the Skull both "The Dresden Files", DEATH (Discworld)

Pairings I like:

Torchwood: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Owen/Tosh (they're together in the Afterlife!)

Highlander: Duncan/Tessa, Duncan/Amanda

Harry Potter: Sirius/Remus, to be perfectly honest they're the only pairing from that universe I like and they're not even canon, least not yet anyway...

X-Men: Remy/Rogue, Scott/Jean, Logan/Ororo

BuffyAngel: Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Spike, Doyle/Cordelia, Willow/Oz, Xander/Anya and Dawn/Connor might be interesting.

HerculesXena: Xena/Ares, Ares/Aphrodite(in actual mythology they had a thing), Gabrielle/Joxer, Hercules/Deinera (if that's spelled wrong I'll fix it later)

Pairings I will avoid...like the plague:

Torchwood: Jack/Gwen (need I say more?), Owen/Ianto (what's up with that?), and pretty much Jack/anyone that's not Ianto and Ianto/anyone that's not Jack.

Highlander: Duncan/Methos (not seeing it), Methos/Richie (what sicko thought that up?) Joe/any other male

Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks (I don't give a crap about canon), Harry/Draco (tried it, weirded out by it)

X-Men: Rogue/anyone that's not Remy

BuffyAngel: Spike/Xander (if Spike was ever inclined that way, no way in hell would he pick Xander)

Hercules/Xena: Gabrielle/Ares (talk about out of left field), Ares/Joxer (see explanation above only replace 'Spike' with 'Ares' and 'Xander' with 'Joxer'

I met Ted Raimi(Joxer) once, at the 2001 San Diego Comic Con and I also met Warwick Davis that same day (he was in that movie "Willow" and he plays Professor Flitwick)

Anyway...

Fics in Progress:

"Not Unbreakable": A Torchwood Janto fic. AU, consists of several short story arcs. Ianto is the youngest of ten and he has a six year old son. Jack has a five year old daughter from the future. They move in together in the house that Ianto's grandmother left him.

"Gambit and Endgame" formerly "X-Factor": A Torchwood crossover with X-Men and will also be a Janto. Ianto is a mutant, need I say more? Ianto 1st person POV and Remy 3rdperson POV.

"Immortality: Greatest Gift or Greatest Curse?": TW fic, crossover with "Highlander", will likely be update quicker than "X-Factor" because I know more about Highlander than X-Men.

"Black and Lupin: School Days": A Puppy fic and I have every intention of finishing it, I just have extreme about of writers block. I know what I want to happen, I just can't get the words out of my head. ON HOLD.

"Sugar&Spice": Also a Puppy fic but on indefinite hold till I can figure out how to fix it because I'm not happy with it.

"Wild Endeavour": TW with some DW, Jack/Ianto main pairing. The Doctor wasn't the first Time Lord Jack had met. He had known one when he was a teenager and travelled with him awhile before the Time Lord also a teenager had to go home and face punishment for stealing a TARDIS and stuff. Then Jack started hearing rumours of a time war and thought his first love was dead.

Yet to be written and posted:

"In the Blood": can work with canon (I know, gasp). Ianto wakes up 25 years into the future to find a new Torchwood and Jack off planet. Gwen is in her mid-fifties and retired and her son Ianto Owen Williams is the police liasion with Torchwood. The commander of this new Torchwood claims to be Jack's son and Ianto has no trouble believing it because the man has Jack's smile and chin. The TW Rift expert is none other than Ianto's niece AND the reigning coffee king is apparently her cousin but NOT from her father's side. The main thing running through Ianto's head is "What the bloody hell is going on?" He's not the only one thinking that because everyone else wants to know why he's alive and not looking like a zombie or Rip Van Winkle.

"Champions": TW crossover with Angel mainly. Some Buffy and DW tossed in for kicks. That machine didn't kill Doyle instead it (w/some Rift and Hellmouth interference) sent him precisely nine years in the future to Cardiff where he and his visions have to help yet another brooding immortal who likes rooftops.

Here's some wackiness (don't ask):

Spike chopped off someone's head with the chainsaw he bought from Amanda who originally stole it from Commander Riker. Captian Picard took Professor Xavier's wheelchair to use against Kronos who was brought back to life by the First. Professor Xavier then comandeered the Enterprise by using his brain. Kronos got away and joined up with Q they then took over California. Magneato led their army and trapped Buffy and Angel in a metal box. Spike threw the chainsaw off the Empire State Building and it missed Duncan's head by three inches. Spike came down and said 'sorry'. Duncan didn't answer, he just threw the saw in the trash can. Gandalf then appread and told Spike and Duncan he knew how to get rid of Magneato and the other two evil dudes. Gambit then blew up Voyager and stole Methos's sword. The Man in Black showed up and started singing "We're men in tights". Spike joined in. Duncan left to help Methos find his sword. Meanwhile, Kronos was beating Q at chess. Amanda knocked Gambit out after playing a video game. She then sold Methos's sword to Fryer Tuck who used to be friends with Darius. Fryer Tuck gave the sword back to Methos. Duncan was mad at Legolas and Gimli who wouldn't stop saying "toss me". Legolas left Gimli in the cave to go to the Bronze which was infested with vampires. Gimli was drunk and confused Spock for an elf. Spock had come to help stop Q who used to bother Vulcan. Buffy and Angel were still trapped in the metal box. Q was beating Kronos at checkers. Magneato was laughing at the clown. Lancelot came and began singing "Camelot". Imotep came by with milk and cookies for the evil dudes. and the world went crazy (just now?). the Easter Bunny came and scared Anya who used to date Imotep.

I...don't...know. I was quite honestly sober when I wrote that five years ago.

Favourite Quotes:

"A footprint doesn't look like a boot"-The Doctor(10)

"Don't step on any butterflies"-The Doctor(10)

"I'm going to tie him up, that's all I swear"-Remus (PoA book)

"You wanna conquer the world with monkeys?" Caspian (Highlander season5)

"Don't be breaking your shin on a stool that's not in your way" -Irish proverb

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much"-Oscar Wilde

"There are better things to do today. Dying can wait"-The Face of Boe

"Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch"-Ianto Jones

"Measuring tapes never lie"- Capt. Jack Harkness

"That'll put marzipan in your pieplate"-Buffybot

"Have I threatened you before?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why is the rum gone?" -see above

"Did no one come to save me just because they miss me?" see above

"What you gonna do, throw your A Levels at them?" -The Doctor (9)

"I've got a secret weapon; chocolate, preferably dark"-Ianto Jones

"The problem with being the last of anything, by and by there be none left at all"-Captain Barbossa

"I wash my hands of this weirdness"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Nobody takes my frock"-Capt. Jack Harkness

"Hermits United. We meet up every ten years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun...for a hermit."-The Doctor(10)

"So, you're not gonna help me catch this pterodactyl then?"-Ianto Jones

"Let's go hunt some Orc"-Aragorn

"Anybody want a peanut?"-Fezick

"Can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"If you're interested, I still have that stopwatch"-Ianto Jones

"Why doesn't that surprise me?"-Legolas

"Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?"-Magneato

"Was someone kissing me?" Capt. Jack Harkness

"By the way, love the coat"-Spike to Slayer in the 70's and Ianto to Jack

"You'll have to buy me a drink first"-The Doctor (9)

"Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon" = "A nation without a langauge is a nation without a heart"

"Y Ddraig Goch ddyry gychwyn"="The Red Dragon will show the way"

"I like bananas. Bananas are good"-The Doctor (9)

There's way more, I just need to think of them.

I am straight but I have no probelm with homosexuality. I think that love is the most important thing in the world and it doesn't matter who you love as long as you're loved in return. Sadly, there are still a lot of people in the world that don't realise this because they can't break out of the confines of the way they were raised. I was fortunate enough to be able to think for myself all my life, able to make my own decisions, find my own way in life. I wish that more people were able to do that.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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Blessed Be

Lady Analyn