Hi! Welcome to CrazyTwin Productions! All my other workers are busy at the moment, so I, the director, will be your tour guide today. Aren't you a lucky duck! If you see a hunk of coal or limestone driving a tour-shuttle around, don't be alarmed: they're just hard working sedimentary rocks, trying to make an honest, descent living. And if the blonde guy at the admissions desk tries to start up a conversation, please don't engage him. A final note before the tour begins, if a big pink salamander or a blue snake threaten you with whiffle bats, explosives or rocks, don't take it personally: they like to lord their security-personnel authority and influence over tourists. I've asked them to stop, but they don't always listen. If this bothers you, I'll have a word with them as fast as I can white them out. ;)

AAAaaand, by request: this is an original drawing of 6, chewing on my head, way back when my hair was half-way down my back. Nom-nom-nom. :P

My name--as far as y'all know--is Freida Right. I've been writing here since 7th or 8th grade, and pretty much all my stories are split between Final Fantasy IV and 9. Haha, most of you have probably never heard of either one of them. XD I must have a thing for young, sweet, slightly-to-painfully dysfunctional fraternal twins. Some other stuff has come along... But I tend to stick to my fads. :P

I have also been attending one of the many Art Institutes in America, pursuing a BS in Culinary Management. Yeah, not related to FF or creative writing, really. But it is my true calling--and I need something to get frazzled about and need an escape from, don't I? Plus, my teachers and admissions peeps say that I'd make a terrific cookbook author and food columnist. So look--all these years of using FF to develop my writing style have been useful, after all! I knew it! 8D

Graduation is June 2013. The world can't POSSIBLY be ending in December, because I HAVE to graduate. Simple logic always leads to the truth. ;D

How's 'bout some vitals?

Name: Um... Haha, guess:

GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emi-izzle

DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Owl

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rocemose

SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Pepper

GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Caliope

ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong) Starfruit Identity-Theft

PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Eyepatch

Age: 20, FINALLY! 8D

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Brown (Although someone said that I should dye it purple or green. No way!)

Location: This wondrous land called emily'shead.com. Located somewhere on the east coast. Nice white rice, y'all!

Stuff I Tend to FF About: 9, which is a movie (The Tim Burton puppet-people one, not the wired musical one with Nicole Kidman); Final Fantasy IV (which is a video game); and random, incidental fantasy series I read in middle school, because after middle school all new literature just turns trashy. (Rowan of Rin has always been a fave, but the new fandom here is tinier than Rowan, himself. 0.o)

Special New Extras Bin: As of May 17...

Huh? What the--where the heck did May just go???

Back to school, bright and early. You can look forward to the following in the next 11 weeks: the conclusion of Prodigal; a short little blurb-fic that was inspired by Prodigal;the completion of Midday, the final instalation to The Other Eyes Saga; a new series, going back to Final Fantasy IV; and, at long last, a fic for the Rowan fandom. (Here's to you, Bronden... That isn't funny if you haven't read the books, but I am chuckling to myself.) However, all these juicy things may take a while to complete. These classes require an awful lot of work. It's just like high school all over again... -_-0

I am now registered as a Beta, mostly for 9 and Final Fantasy IV, in case you can't tell from from repertoire. All books and cartoons welcome as well. No hardcore yuri, yaoi, explicit sex or pointless fluff, please. Other than that, welcome aboard! 8D

If you are here for the 9-fics, please be warned: when it comes to the twins, I write 4 as a girl, not a boy. I feel that it adds some dynamic and depth to characters who were left pretty static and flat, and makes it easier and more interesting not only to write about, but to read about, as well. I am also aware that, in reality, both the twins are boys; be aware, yourself, that 9 is not real at all. Also, I am not the only person in the fandom who feels this way about the twins, and I have actually found a little evidence from the movie to back our point up. That in mind, I'm not changing the way I write my fics; and, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. You have now been warned. From now on, anyone who flames me about 4 will be blocked from my page.

That is all...

The Other Eyes Saga will be complete... um... sometime... This will be two years I've been working on this... Three, if you consider I wrote the first one in 2010, then thought to myself, "You know what'd be fun? If I did one of these for 2, for my birthday. And didn't stop until each of them had an explanatory oneshot of their very own?!?!?!?"... Please, just shoot me now. T_T

8's installment, Midday, is in the works now... But Day's End sorta burned me out, and I knida don't want to finish now. But must... finish... 8...! GAH! DX I had though that 9 might get a bit of his own, just post-story that might lead directly into Prodigal... But I'm not doing that. :P

Prodigal has only an epilogue to be had! I can't believe it's almost done! 8D Not a bad way to spend the first half of the year--yes, I started back in January, and now it's almost June. The changes in weather in the story kinda mirror the ups and downs of the weather here, the last few months. Chilly, then warm, then COLD, then warm again, then suddenly, freakishly chilly again... Hmmm...

Thanks to the TERRIFIC group of girls following this story! The four of you leave awesome reviews, and I'm happy that my work entertains you, so. It's all I've ever wanted to do on this site. You're a great audience! :D

When all that is done, I'd like to pick up all my FFIV stories where I left them all off senior year, when 9 wormed his way into my head and started whispering in my eardrum, "Write about me, Freida, WRITE ABOUT MEEEEE!!! 8D" Yeah... Anna Begins and Faraxhae Family Values both kinda fell by the wayside for my three-year-long 9 addiction. I think I can still salvage what became the wreckage of FFV, if I just try to pick up the pieces and make it better. It will probably come down for a while, but will be re-posted as being all bright and shiny and new and all holy-crap-I-know-where-the-hell-I'm-going-with-this-now. Both these epics are much closer to completion than I remembered. I should really get back to those... Soon. Oh my... -_-0

From Me To You is on hiatus for a bit, but not for long. I am almost done planning the next couple of chapters, and I pretty much know how chapter 2 will go down. It's just a matter of getting other... things done. I just have to step back and prioritize for a minute. Prodigal has to come first--its almost done, and there IS a team of fangirls waiting on the edges of their seats for updates.

Actually... I think this 9-thing might be mellowing out, finally. And the reason I say that is...

...Oh my glob--I find myself tumbling back down the slippery slope that is my old, die-hard Rowan of Rin addiction. It has plagued me since middle school, and initially inspired me to fanfic seriously in the first place. Some short, fluffy, random oneshots--mostly concerning Allun, cuz he's awesome-- may be in the works, because SOME blessed person got a RoR fandom started after all these years. It's six fics big so far, which is good... which is also kinda sad, if you think about it...

I will make it bigger. I WILL DO THIS ALL BY MYSELF LIKE A TRUE DAUGHTER OF RIN WOULD!!!!!! 8D

Ha, I'm also crazy. Can you tell?

The fandom has also been rather sloppily put together, I think. In the character-select, they've spelled Bronden's name incorrectly. Which was detrimental to me, because she was the character I NEEDED to select. What the bliz. People.

Someone, pleeeeeeeze review Wood and Stone. Even if you've never heard of Emily Rodda, just go read it. PLEASE.

My Stories--Only the important ones that you need to know.

Someone New to Love (c. 2004): my Edward fic; from middle school, but considering that the caliber is better than everything else from this era, I'm very proud of it. Edward's recovery in Troia leads him to a new love interest, who is featured quite often in some other stuff I wrote in middle school... Please don't read those. Don't read ANYTHING from middle school, except this.

Faraxhae Family Circus (c. 2008-9): much more recent. This one is all about Palom and Porom and their miniscule role in the game. Faraxhae is their surname. A lot more story than the game had, very endearing--it's a great "Awwww! Cute!" fic, but also very serious and down-to-business.

Faraxhae Family Values (c. 2009--???): another sequel, back by polled popular demand. 15 years later; Palom's got a girlfriend, Porom is as serious as ever, and now one of them (-cough-Porom-cough-) has to become the elder. This one is a big disappointment to me--it's a major fallback to my sloppy middle school days. I'm planning to take it down and totally revamp it. It's mostly about Porom; Palom has kinda become a secondary character. Now sure how or when that happened... That will be fixed in the revamp.

Anna Begins (c. 2009--???): I've always been curious about Anna. She was Tellah's kid, after all--surely she was heroically well-adjusted and more than a little rebellious. This one is about her brief but exciting life--her home town of Kaipo, her boarding school days in Baron, deep romance with a certain spoony bard, etc. Will be completed... some day... Overlaps with FFC. These three also form a saga I'm working on about the Faraxhae family as a whole--I'm calling it "The Faraxhae Chronicles". One day it will include a story for Tellah, his sister, Mira (the twin's mom), the Elder, Raidon (their brother), their parents, and their anscestor, Sarid. But that day is waaaaay off. -.-0

A Meeting With the King (c. 2008): another FFIV oneshot, about the king of Baron. It's short and sweet, and fairly nondescript; but it features Cecil, Rosa and Kain in one place, and sheds some light on the king they all thought they were serving. I'm also very proud of this one--I feel that was very well done.

From Me to You (c. 2012): Every year, the Warriors of Light hold a summit in Baron, to stay in touch as friends. Palom is only 6, and convinced that girls are icky; Edge thinks that this is hilarious, and can't wait to watch this change over the next several years. Thanks to the wonders of fanfiction, YOU will get to watch this change, as well. Muchos gracias, senorita, to mythweaver1 for helping me come up with a title that was actually good. :P

Where The Wild Things Are (c. 2010): for 9. For this one, you have to assume that all nine Stitchpunks are alive, and are actually in a universe parallel to the movie: a universe known as my grandmother's house. Here, they ruin my life and the life of my little cousin as we try to spend a month with our cranky old grandparents. Their antics are no different, except you finally get to see all nine of them forced to live together in a dark closet. XD NO yaoi or yuri. Sorry.

7 Song (c. 2010): my only real poem-fic. It's all from 7's POV, and she's yelling at 1. (The jerk...) It's got an actual tune; I wish I could publish a small score or a midi on the site so your could hear it. It's really pretty.

The Other Eyes Saga (c. 2010--???): a series of oneshots I've been doing for 9. It involves pairing each of the Stitchpunks with a relevant scene from the movie and then re-writing the scene from their POVs. Like all by best fics, they tell a much more interesting story than the movie had time to tell. 8's installment, Midday, is the last one that needs to be written. It will be done soonish...

Prodigal (c. 2012): more 9 fic. Based on the parable of the prodigal son, 3 feels unduly neglected because of a new baby and runs away from home to find a family that will appreciate him. And, when he finds a new family, everything seems to be perfect... until he realizes through trial and error how wrong he was about everything. But how can he return home, after all he's done? Would his real father welcome him back? If you know the parable, and if you know 9, you know the answer. ;)

The Unrhyming Alphabet of Obscurities (c. 2007): my three favorite fantasy series--none of which anyone else knows of--in an alphabet. It's actually inspired one or two people. though perhaps I should edit it, since one of them has a fandom now... You can guess which from my ramblings above... ;P

OMG, this is hilarious... If you've read these books.

List twelve characters, in no particular order. (I shall use characters from books I read in AP English III and IV.)

1. Tess Durberyfeild (Tess of the D’urberviles)
2. Angel Claire (Tess of the D’urberviles)
3. Alex D’uberville (Tess of the D’urberviles)
4. Heathcliff (WutheringHeights)
5. Cathy Earnshaw (WutheringHeights)
6. Isabella Linton (WutheringHeights)
7. Bernard Marx (Brave New World)
8. Lenina Crowne (Brave New World)
9. John Savage (Brave New World)
10. Nick Caraway (The Great Gatsby)
11. Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)
12. Daisy Buchanan (The Great Gatsby)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Isabella/Jay? Nope, and I’m willing to bet that it doesn’t exist. But it might work out…

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hale yes! No one does brooding angst like Heathcliff! XD

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

…Girls can’t get girls pregnant... -_-0

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

There was this one that I was planning in my head once upon a time; John was my favorite.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Alex/Isabella. Um… Maybe, actually… o.O

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I’d have to go with Cathy/Nick. John wouldn’t STAND Cathy; but she’d love New York in the 20’s. She and Nick might get along okay for a while…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Bernard walks in on Angel and Daisy doing it. He’d either scream, “I’m telling Tess and Tom!!!!” or, “Holy crap! This is SOOO not my book!!!!”

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

“Tess/Great Gatsby xover. Alex is drunk and tries to come onto Nick. Daisy thinks it adorable; Tess is disgusted. However will poor Nick get out of this one??”

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Tess/Lenina. No, thank God.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

For Bernard/Daisy. “We May Be Alone, but We have Each Other”

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What’s het? Whatever it is, all my friends hated Tess, so I’m gonna guess no.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Jay Gatsby? Probably not.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Angel/Heathcliff/Cathy? I hope not. Heathcliff would beat the holy living snot out of Angel.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Lenina: “Obsession”, by Abba. (I think it was Abba…)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tess/Isabella/Daisy. Warning: classical lit. xovers. Girl-on-girl-on-girl, if you can believe I'm writing it. n.n

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Sort of back in winter, when DragonSaphhira and I had to write something about Heathcliff for a project grade. Cathy was mentioned, but it wasn’t really about her, per se…

17. "(1) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Tess and Heathcliff are in a happy relationship until John runs off with Heathcliff. Tess, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jay and a brief unhappy affair with Daisy, then follows the wise advise of Cathy and finds true love with Alex.

THAT needs a commentary…

Tess and Heathcliff are in a happy relationship (that could work…) until John runs off with Heathcliff (WTF?!). Tess, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jay (oh right, like that could ever happen.) and a brief unhappy affair with Daisy (Jay’s gonna kill one or other of them…), then follows the wise advise of Cathy (since when was she wise??) and finds true love with Alex. (AGAIN??! You’d think a girl would learn!! DX)

What title would you give this fic?

“WTF?! This isn’t my book!!”

And now, some of these things, many of them 9-related:

If you think "Y-you dropped this," "Where have you been hiding?" are just another way to say, "I-I love you." "I love you too." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish to find a raindrop with tiny little green fragments of soul in it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know that it was all an accident, and 9 is a really sweet guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know that 7 was really heartbroken when she thought 9 was crushed to death, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If 6 is one of your favorite stitchpunks from the movie '9', copy and paste this onto your profile.

6 said the pen is mightier than the sword. 7 replied that that isn't true unless you can beat your enemies by drawing mustaches on them. If you know who 6 and 7 are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 4 could be a girl, copy and paste this onto your profile, and STOP FLAMING ME!

If your major lies outside of creative writing or classical art, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If these ARE the droids you are looking for, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Rowan of Rin fandom was entirely TOO LONG overdue, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a guy or a girl who is SO white they should be called "Marshmallow", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands... Then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are still wondering where the Flair app on Facebook went, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are THRILLED about the return of the Flair app on Facebook, but are STILL wondering where it went, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl gamer or a Bionicle fangirl, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get a chain message in your email that says you're going to hell if you don't forward it to at least 50 people in half an hour, and DON'T forward it for being so rude, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Ash and Brock should tell Dawn and May to HIT THE ROAD and ask Misty to come back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you go crazy whenever you hear "Final Fantasy" or hear Final Fantasy music, copy and paste this to your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in itYou didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.Nobody cared what you looked like.Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word.Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary.Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, BeckyTao. Kivuli. lady of the wilds. Freida Right.

And thus concludes our tour of my production studio. Thanks for coming and have a nice day! If the red-head at the customer service desk is painting her nails and talking on the phone again, feel free to smack her and order her to get back to work, very much in the fashion of an evil overlord. Throw your trash in a garbage can, please; my only two janitors are a couple of tree-frogs and they work very hard to keep this studio clean. Oh, don't mind those black footprints on the floor: Coal's just been here, that's all. (Unless Benny fell asleep at the admissions desk again; then I'd advise you to watch your backs for a while...) The exit is behind you, and the gift shop is to your immediate left... Nagaina, these are paying customers; don't hurt them, or they'll sue me. And you don't want that...

Do you?! :D