Well hello. I'm glad to meet you and thank you for visiting my bio/profile/whatever the heck it is. Here's some info about me.

Pen name: MaliksTenshi13

Name: Neko.

Age: 20

Favorites:

Songs: "Tenant", "Killing Jar", "Let Me Be Your Armor", "Sorry", "Anthem", "Bi-Polar", "Binary", "Me", "Krabat", "Upstairs", "The Sparrows and the Nightingales", "Find You're Here", "Find You're Gone", "Sebastiane", "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", "Hex", "The Beauty of Poison", "Decline and Fall", "Baby Turns Blue", "No Words", "Enjoy the Silence", "Everything Counts", "Temple of the Black Pharaoh", "Lucretia, My Reflection", "This Corrosion", "Killing Game", "Testure", "Violet", "Looking Glass", "The Great Commandment", "Frozen", "Tempted", "Nemesis", "We Believe We Believe", "Rio", "Come Undone", "Hungry Like The Wolf", "As We Fall", "Gravity", "Endure", "Discolored Eyes", "Terror Couple Kill Colonel", "Host of Seraphim", "All The Things She Said", "All About Us", "Show Me Love (extended version)", "Animus", "Cruel and Unusual", "Worship", "Our Solemn Hour", "The Howling", "Stand My Ground", "Angels", and "Frozen". (Takes a deep breath) Dear Ra that's a lot. And that's only about a tenth of the list.

Artists/Bands: Siouxsie and the Banshees, Assemblage 23, Asp, Wolfsheim, Sex Gang Children, Specimen, Virgin Prunes, Clan of Xymox, Depeche Mode, Nox Arcana, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, The Birthday Massacre, Camouflage, Collide, VNV Nation, Wumpscut, Duran Duran, Imperative Reaction, Cesium-137, Velvet Acid Christ, Bauhaus, Dead Can Dance, TATU, Fem 2 Fem, and Within Temptation. Oh, and no, that's not the full list.

Anime: Yugioh, Death Note, Inuyasha.

Manga: Yugioh, Death Note, Inuyasha, Negima.

Movies: Labyrinth, The Prince of Egypt, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands (though I haven't seen it in ages!), X-Men: The Last Stand, 300, and 10,000 BC (for now).

TV Shows: Invader Zim, Criminal Minds (does anyone else think Reed is really really cute?), Bizarre Foods, and anything with Guy Fieri in it.

Books: Fantasy, some Sci-fi, and murder mysteries.

Authors: Stephen King, James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, Dean Koontz, Anne McCaffery, Tamora Pierce.

Food: Blood, followed very closely by Japanese and Chinese food. Oh, and Vault.

Hobbies: Reading and writing fanfictions, listening to music, singing, chatting online, and annoying people (which I seem to be very good at).

Characters:

Yugioh: Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Marik.

Inuyasha: Inuyasha, Kikyo, Miroku.

Death Note: Light, Ryuk, and "L".

Invader Zim: Zim, Gir, the Tallest, and Dib.

Story Quotes

"'Aye aye Pegasus,' Malik said suddenly grinning. 'Just one EYE,' Bakura corrected." Harry Potter and the Egyptian Phoenix.

"'We're teenage boys. We got an excuse to be immature.'" Joey, HPEP.

"'Nah-uh.” Bakura shook his head, then smirked. “Negative, Sir!” He saluted and stood to attention. “Operation Bug-Attack is for the Snake, Sir!”" HPEP

"“Hey, why are Bug Guts and Dino Crap here?”" Bakura in reference to Weevil and Rex HPEP

"Everything scares the children. Clowns scare the children, flamingos scare the children, transvestites scare the children, rainbows scare the children, PBS scares the children… No, wait, those are the things that scare me." Maria SUPER FREAK

"They reached the stoop of Yuugi’s grandfather’s house. Malik, desperate to get his thought across to Ryou, said, “Okay. What we can all rememberfrom today is that having sex with me is FUN. Not fun, but FUN.” Malik rang the doorbell. Ryou giggled, and replied, “Nor can you say anything about memories. You forgot your pants back in the field.”" Why Yaoi is FUN

""They plot to corrupt our dear headmaster!" George said. "It's terrible, it really is...The next time we see our beloved headmaster he will be a different man..." "Oh, yes," Fred continued. "He'll be wearing earrings and makeup and have his beard dyed purple! Oh, the horror!"" The New Students

"Malik found this conversation to be growing tiresome. "Why can't you just accept the fact that Snape has a new favorite student? Go find someone else's butt to kiss." Malfoy put his hands up in mock submission. "Okay, you win. You are a far better butt-kisser than I. There, does that make you happy?"" The New Students

"“You have reached the phone of Yami Marik. How dare you call me! Die! Leave me a message with your screams.”" Missed Calls

"“You have reached the phone of Marik. If you want to become a Rare Hunter press #1. If you are Ishizu press #2 if you’re a future victim press #3.”" Missed Calls

"Now then, as they say in the movies: Take me to your leader." Mahaado, A New Dawn

"MARIKU, GOD DAMNIT! I ALREADY TOLD YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE WINGS! STOP JUMPING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!" Malik, How Clothing Affects a Yami

"No Marik no Malik refrigerator brimming with food Ryou on a creepy health food craze poor starving tomb-robber FRIDGE RAIDING TIME!! With the speed of... well... a football fanatic with a raging urge to pee after being stuck to their chair for 4 hours during the Super Bowl while it’s raining both on TV. and outside, Bakura dashed to Marik’s beloved fridge." The Day Marik Lost His Laugh

"So he did what any prideful, powerful man would do. He begged and kissed ass." Blackmail Yami Yuugi Style.

""Fuck that. Listen up, cattle! I am so sorry to my boyfriend here," he gestured to Ryou, who was trying to sneak off, "that I am humbling myself atop these melons."" Malik, Why Yaoi is FUN (That's just wrong.)

“Isn’t no reaction at all also a reaction? You see, if you do nothing then you’re doing something because even doing nothing is doing something. You can never just do nothing because everything is something, so nothing must be something. Therefore, no reaction is a type of reaction. …Can anyone tell me what I just said, cause I sure can’t!” Maria, SUPER FREAK

“Let’s just take Bakura to the nurses’ office before it’s too late. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind sparing an ice pack for his nut sack.” Maria, SUPER FREAK

“But right now we need to see the nurse to check your now sterile nuts.” Maria, SUPER FREAK

“Why does she want my pants? Wait, never mind. Why wouldn’t she want my pants? After all, I am one irresistibly handsome slice of beefcake if I don’t say so myself! She probably wants to add my pants to her amazing Marik shrine that she keeps hidden in her closet, just like all my other millions of fan girls. No, I’m not vain. What makes you think that?” Marik, SUPER FREAK

“Whenever I talk about evil I start to feel giddy… and just a tad horny. YEAH! Blood orgy, blood orgy! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Marik, SUPER FREAK

“Do you have a problem with my rod? I don’t see why; it’s so nice and long and hard. In fact, I seem to recall you handling my rod just moments ago with a maniacal smile of glee on your face.” Malik, SUPER FREAK (O.O)

“‘Well, I’d say there are two possibilities. One, he’s calling a phone sex hot line because he’s the sick kind of bastard that gets his kicks by jacking-off in public; or two, he’s calling some other pain in the ass to come and annoy me since that seems to be one of Japan’s favorite pastimes nowadays.’

‘Yeah, it’s probably one of those. I sure hope it’s the second one, though, because I don’t think I have enough money with me to bail him out of jail.’” Maria and Malik talking about who Marik is going to call, SUPER FREAK

“‘That’s right! No longer shall I be a slave to such restricting and uncomfortable undergarments!’ I declared as I stood up on the coffee table. ‘I have a dream that, one day, man shall be free to go commando any time he wants! A dream where man shall no longer have to go through the painful experience of wearing itchy cotton briefs on a warm, summer day! I dream of freedom for all men, everywhere!’ With that, I slipped off my boxers and let them fall to the ground, standing in front of my hikari in all my naked glory. ‘Free at last, free at last! RA ALMIGHTY, WE’RE FREE AT LAST!’

‘Bakura,’ Ryou started, his tone dark, ‘Put your pants back on, now. Your Bakura Jr.is the last thing I want to see while I’m eating a banana.’” Ryou and Bakura, SUPER FREAK

Yugioh Quotes

Joey: (Sees the spirits of Bakura's monsters) "Don't let them get me!" (Hides behind Tea) Tea: "Hey! Do I look like a human shield to you?!" Joey: "I'm not going to lie to you, yes you do." Ancient Egyptian Arc in the Tomb when Bakura duels Yuugi.

"Put the rod in the hole, and we'll both pull." Joey, Post Duelist Kingdom Pre Battle City.

"This I gotta see. Dueling grandpas!" Joey, Post Duelist Kingdom Pre Battle City.

"Let's check the damage and cause some more." Marik, Battle City Finals

"'Great Pharaoh' ... so... I finally got your butt off the throne." Bakura, Ancient Egyptian Arc manga I believe. (Please correct me if I'm wrong. I am so often.)

Invader Zim Quotes

"Why iz his head so big? WHY iz his head so biig?!" Gir, "Door to Door".

"Do not show fear. This is me without fear... and a 62 pound hall pass." Dib, "Dark Harvest".

"WHY? Why my piggy?! I loveded you piggy! I loveded youuuuuuuuu!!" Gir, "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy".

"But, Invaders blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!" Zim, "The Nightmare Begins".

"It's got chicken legs!" Gir, "Megadoomer".

"Your methods are stupid. Your progress has been stupid. Your intelligence is stupid. For the sake of the mission you must be terminated!" Gir, "Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff".

"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!" Gir, "Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff".

"You will be assigned to the planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering Rat People." Tallest Purple, "The Nightmare Begins".

"Ummm, is it supposed to be stupid?" "It's not stupid. It's advanced!" Zim and Tallest Purple, "The Nightmare Begins".

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!?" "I MADE IT MYSELF!" Zim and Gir, "Rise of the Zitboy".

"I'm right here Gir. It's me. And keep it down! Do you want to wake up the whole planet?" "I do." Zim and Gir, "The Nightmare Begins".

"Hello friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine." Zim, "The Nightmare Begins".

"And now I leave you to your... eh..." "Say moosey fate. Say moosey fate!" "Your moosey fate." Zim and Gir, "A Room With A Moose".

Real Life Quotes

"Hey, do you want to use my vibrating thingy?" My grandmother referring to the massage pad she got.

"Old people need humoring." My grandfather (a man of very few words)

"Crazy person!" "Thank you!" A VERY short conversation between Vince and me in the halls between classes.

"Ducky." My grandfather after my response when he used the intercom to ask if I was up and ready to watch my 'cartoons on the anime network' (referring to Yugioh).

"Words cannot express my enthusiasm." My grandfather. It's his way of saying 'I don't care.'

Godfathers

"I can drive this stick." My co-worker Mike. He and Tonya were talking about cars but I listened in at the wrong time. That was what I heard.

"For future references, my butt has an 'Exit Only' sign." Mike. We were talking about gay rights at the time.

"Kris: My car heater's gay. Neko: Really? I didn't know it had a preference. Kris: (Serious look and voice tone) It won't get hot. Neko: O.O XD" One of the strangest work conversations I have ever had. And yes, he did put the emphasis on hot.

Family Dollar

"Robert: You work six days this week, but two of them are short days. Neko: Oh, that's not a problem. Robert: (at the same time as me) Like you." My boss teasing me about my height. I get a lot of short jokes.

"Mel: (in the office with the door shut) (in a whiny voice) It won't come out. Neko: (passing office door) O.O XD" She may have been referring to staples in the stapler but with her husband in the office with her, it did not sound right.

Well, that was interesting...