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Author has written 33 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Smallville, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. About Me: Hi.I'm Jonni. Im the biggest dork you'll ever meet. I'm almost eighteen years old. TWILIGHT IS LOVE. BioFunography: I burn toast, I eat crackers, I'm no longer a vegetarian (I couldn't take it after almost a year!), and I like soup. Movies are awesome, tattoos are cooler. Guerrillas are my favorite animal, and green is my color. I wear skinny jeans, and vans, and like to make fun of emo people. Superhero's are fun, but average joe's are cooler. I like to text, and drink starbucks, i love dying my hair, and drawing on my arms. Reading and writing, thinking and dreaming are some of my most favoritest past times, but I like to doodle too, and and rearrange my room. i love lil wayne. I like the sun, singing in the shower and dancing down the hallways with my best friend. Wearing glasses that are too big for my face, and picking under my nails. im a senior in high school, i babysit for mucho denero...or however that's spelled. i like to pretend that i can rap along with songs, and i tend to enjoy inserting ridiculously thrashed version of espanol into my conversations, even if i sound like a retarted. Totally Wizard, i know. i love heath ledger, and the joker was his finest work. i would love to have robert pattinson's babies. batman/spiderman/superman are the greatest. i hug them often (in my dreams). anyone love robert pattinson? not as much as me. (sticks out tongue) nice to meet you. :) Stories to watch out for: -I'm working right now on a Bella/Quil story. It's called Thank You and I've only got about a few more solid days work ahead of me before it's done. -Also, I'm working on another Bella/Emmett story. It's set after Edward has left in NM, but it's got a little ways before its done. It's called Hurt. -Next would be a sequel to the story Holy Crow. I'm not sure when I'll get time to start it or what I want to do with it. But I want it loosely based on the events of NM. I'm not sure what I want to call it, but if you have suggestions please feel free to message me! I'd love to hear them all. -I'm trying to work out a sequel to my Batman one-shot, but there are no real ideas for it yet. It needs a little time and some development, but I'm going to give it a shot. :) A/N: And finally to those of you who read my Harry Potter stories, I just don't have time for them right now. As you can see I'm really busy, and I just don't have the inspiration for them. If I tried to write them now, they would come out as crap. I'm sorry for putting them off like this, and I'm sorry that you have to wait, but please, be patient. I'm going to try and finish all my stories before the end of summer when I have to start college. Wish me luck! -Last Update: Sunday, Novermber 9, 2008 | |||||||||
1. Thank You » reviewsQuil and Bella make a vital connection after the loss of a friend, and in the process they become more than just friends. QuilxBellaTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 11-15-08 - Bella & Quil Jr.2. Holy Crow » reviewsWhat if Edward had fallen in love with Rosalie Hale? What if Bella had met Emmett first? What if she had fallen in love with him instead? This is how it would go. BellaxEmmett COMPLETETwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,437 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 11-1-08 - Bella & Emmett - Complete3. Forced reviewsTheir words were felt, they were seen, they were too strong to be forced out of kissing lips and molded into meaningless words. JasperxEdward Slash.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-1-08 - Edward & Jasper - Complete4. Eyes That See reviewsWhen they look at each other what do they see?...The Joker takes Bruce Wayne after finding out that he is Batman. He kills someone Bruce loves, and brings out his Bat. Some hints of BatmanxJoker. Not much. Character Death. No Spoilers. Sequel?Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete5. Daisies, Doctors, and Dreams reviewsBella wakes up to find herself in a very...wonderful position. But it is a dream, or is it reality? CarlislexBella Set in Twilight. No Spoilers.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-29-08 - Carlisle & Bella - Complete6. Destruction » reviewsHis leaving was the end. But it was also the beginning. The beginning of the destruction of Bella Swan. She was changed the night he left, into a demon like him, a vampire. BellaxEdward Set during New Moon. Rating may go up later. Beware.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 8-17-08 - Bella & Edward7. Carlisle reviewsThis is the short and intense story of Carlisle's frantic beginning. We all know he was afraid of his new life. But here's what truly triggered his greatest fear. Killing innocents. Complete-?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-08 - Carlisle - Complete8. Accident Prone Family reviewsBella, accident prone, and loveable Bella does it again. She's found a new way to embarrass herself. Emmett can't help but laugh, and Rosalie can't help but get revenge for her newest sister. Maybe she's not as bad as everyone seems to think.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-2-08 - Bella & Rosalie - Complete9. Barbie Spice reviewsEmmett and Jasper have to watch Bella. Remotes explode. Pipes are thrown. Hoods are jumped on. And laughter and ridiculous amounts of random hilarity ensue. Beware.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-2-08 - Emmett & Bella - Complete10. Royally Tripping » reviewsHe didn't know how he'd tripped so royally and fallen for Bill Weasley. But he certainly had fallen hard. HarryxBillHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-17-08 - Bill W. & Harry P. - Complete11. Blue Moon » reviewsHarry accidently goes back in time, to meet with the man he loves, only the younger and more suicidal version. [SxH] Better than you might think. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,663 - Reviews: 339 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 9-30-06 - Harry P. & Sirius B.12. Hate Is A Strong Word reviewsHate really is a strong word. But Zuko and Sokka find that it's no less powerful a word then love. ZukoxSokkaAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-17-08 - Sokka & Zuko - Complete13. Bring Me To Life » reviewsVoldemort, regaining some of his soul, is not happy. So he with evil intent, he goes into Harry's dreams. Only to encounter a shock he'll never forget. HarryxVoldemortHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 8-5-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort14. ParaWhatWhat » reviewsHarry accidentally gets sent to the past. Why's everyone so paranoid? POSSIBLE SiriusxHarry Rating will mostly likely change. WIPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Harry P. & Sirius B.15. Christmas Is Over reviewsCute Drabble-ish story. Harry is a little confused, and Draco is taking advantage of it again. Xmas, does not always mean Christmas. HarryxDracoHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete16. Malum Intus » reviews[Malum Intus. The Evil Within] What would have happened if in School Hard, Spike did bite Xander, and what if Angel joined him? [Second Season][SpikexXanderxAngelus]Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-1-07 - Xander H. & Spike17. Leaving reviewsLex was leaving again. But Clark would never go. A sad, little Christmas Oneshot. ClarkxLex Dedicated to my best friend, Kelly. Warning, small amounts of cursing.Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-07 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete18. So Dissatisfying reviews[Complete!For Now!] ...This night would not end on a silent or sweet note, but bloody and sexual one. In ways that Harry would only learn in later years of his lonely life, to be so dissatisfying. [FenrirxHarry]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-29-07 - Fenrir G. & Harry P. - Complete19. Of Demons and Boys » reviewsWhat if Angelus was never cursed with a soul? What if when he went to Sunnydale it wasn't to fall in love with the Slayer, but to kill her? And what if a certain young man caught his attention? [XanderAngelus]Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Xander H. & Angel20. Done It For Evans reviews[Sequel to Do It For Evans] James Potter is at it again, he's after Remus' new comb and will stop at nothing. Though there's one problem he didn't forsee. Sirius Black, master theif and swimmer..er..drowner. 7th year[JamesxLily]Complete!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-26-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete21. Am I Beautiful » reviewsIn the wise words of a teenager: Being a Veela sucks... LxH, DxB [Complete]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,283 - Reviews: 388 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 7-8-06 - Lucius M. & Harry P. - Complete22. The Astronomy Tower Love reviews[Complete] Small oneshot, HarryGinny. Dedicated to KittyKat. Harry and Ginny can't get enough of each other, filled with love and lust to the brim. Kissin just isn't enough anymore...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-7-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete23. Vampire Talk Vampire Walk » reviewsIt takes a lot to be Spike, to be a vampire, and it makes it even harder having only a sadistic and a mad pair of vampires for companions. That is why he has decided he needs a new friend, his own childe. But who? [SxX] Second SeasonBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-5-06 - Spike & Xander H.24. The Perfect Dream » reviewsThey were the perfect dream, but reality was taking over. As James realizes his horrible mistake, Sirius moves away from him, feeling hurt and alone. JxS MWPP ERA!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 10-28-06 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete25. Do it for Evans reviewsA short little fic about a poor little blue comb, and a couple of hopeless boys. It really is funny, and sweet. I know you'll love it! A bit random but cute! Set in 4th year. [JamesxLily] Complete!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-16-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete26. Did it hurt? reviewsSirius is the King of one liners, and the play boy of Hogwarts, and his eyes are set on our favorite wolf boy wonder. What happens when you throw all that into one, you get my funny little fic! RxS LxJHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-16-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete27. Surprise! » reviewsThe sequel to Malfoy's Deserve the Best Harry and Draco have been married for over a year now, and now Ron and Hermione are getting married. But that will not be the only suprise that our boys will recieve on this day!HxD [sequel has been posted]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 5-21-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete28. You Made Me Go Into Labor! reviews[Sequel to Surprise!]Draco the Veela, and his pregnant mate Harry have been invited to witness the surprises of their lives when something very odd happens. The scene which they witnessed has caused a panic in Harry that starts a chain reaction.HxDHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 6-3-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete29. Malfoy's Deserve the Best » reviewsMalfoy has it in his mind that he deserves the best. But Harry is no ones's sex toy. And he is not happy about being Malfoy's sex toy, or is he? HxD!Veela!Draco [Sequel has been posted]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 4-30-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete30. I Love Being Scared reviewsGodric always screws up Salazar's potions, and Salazar always gets mad, and well he's scary when he's mad. But Godric loves it! GxSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-17-06 - Godric G. & Salazar S. - Complete31. Really Malfoy, did you have to be so mean? reviewsWhy the hell does Malfoy always have to be so mean! Well, I know someone who doesn't really mind anymore. HxDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-17-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete32. Broken Promises, and Broken Hearts » reviewsHe loves one, and the other gets her heart broken. Who will help her learn to love again. KagSess InuKik SHORT ONESHOT Rated for implied adult themes, and mild language.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 12-23-05 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete33. Lost in You reviewsHermione recieves a letter from a dead headmaster. And decides to go back in time to help Harry. But the time and destination are unknown to her, as well as the fact that she will fall in love with a very unexspected person. TomHermsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-06 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr.
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