About Me:

Hi.I'm Jonni. Im the biggest dork you'll ever meet. I'm almost eighteen years old (October 5th!). And I'm huge Harry Potter fan.

BioFunography:

I burn toast, I eat crackers, I'm no longer a vegetarian (I couldn't take it after almost a year!), and I like soup. Movies are awesome, tattoos are cooler. Guerillas are my favorite animal, and green is my color. I wear skinny jeans, and vans, and like to make fun of emo people. Superhero's are fun, but average's joe's are cooler. I like to txt, and drink starbucks, i love dying my hair, and drawing on my arms. Reading and writing, thinking and dreaming are some of my most favoritest past times, but I like to doodle too, and and rearrange my room. i love lil wayne. I like the sun, singing in the shower and dancing down the hallways with my best friend. Wearing glasses that are too big for my face, and picking under my nails. im an upcoming senior in high school, i babsit for mucho denero...or however that's spelled. i like to pretend that i can rap along with songs, and i tend to enjoy insterting ridiculously trashed version of espanol into my conversations, even if i sound like a re. Totally Wizard, i know.

-Last Update: Saturday, July 18, 2008

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1. Royally Tripping » reviews

He didn't know how he'd tripped so royally and fallen for Bill Weasley. But he certainly had. HarryxBill

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-17-08

2. Blue Moon » reviews

Harry accidently goes back in time, to meet with the man he loves, only the younger and more suicidal version. [SxH] Better than you might think. R&R!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,663 - Reviews: 315 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 9-30-06

3. Hate Is A Strong Word reviews

Hate really is a strong word. But Zuko and Sokka find that it's no less powerful a word then love. ZukoxSokka

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-17-08

4. Bring Me To Life » reviews

Voldemort, regianing some of his soul, is not happy. So he with evil intent, he goes into Harry's dreams. Only to encounter a shock he'll never forget. [HarryxVoldemort]

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 8-5-07

5. ParaWhatWhat » reviews

Harry accidentally gets sent to the past. Why's everyone so paranoid? POSSIBLE SiriusxHarry Rating will mostly likely change. WIP

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 1-27-08

6. Christmas Is Over reviews

Cute Drabble-ish story. Harry is a little confused, and Draco is taking advantage of it again. Xmas, does not always mean Christmas. HarryxDraco

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 2-1-08

7. Malum Intus » reviews

[Malum Intus. The Evil Within] What would have happened if in School Hard, Spike did bite Xander, and what if Angel joined him? [Second Season][SpikexXanderxAngelus]

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-1-07

8. Leaving reviews

Lex was leaving again. But Clark would never go. A sad, little Christmas Oneshot. ClarkxLex Dedicated to my best friend, Kelly. Warning, small amounts of cursing.

Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07

9. So Dissatisfying reviews

[Complete!For Now!] ...This night would not end on a silent or sweet note, but bloody and sexual one. In ways that Harry would only learn in later years of his lonely life, to be so dissatisfying. [FenrirxHarry]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07

10. Of Demons and Boys » reviews

What if Angelus was never cursed with a soul? What if when he went to Sunnydale it wasn't to fall in love with the Slayer, but to kill her? And what if a certain young man caught his attention? [XanderAngelus]

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-5-07

11. Done It For Evans reviews

[Sequel to Do It For Evans] James Potter is at it again, he's after Remus' new comb and will stop at nothing. Though there's one problem he didn't forsee. Sirius Black, master theif and swimmer..er..drowner. 7th year[JamesxLily]Complete!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-07

12. Am I Beautiful » reviews

In the wise words of a teenager: Being a Veela sucks... LxH, DxB [Complete]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,283 - Reviews: 375 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 7-8-06

13. The Astronomy Tower Love reviews

[Complete] Small oneshot, HarryGinny. Dedicated to KittyKat. Harry and Ginny can't get enough of each other, filled with love and lust to the brim. Kissin just isn't enough anymore...

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-7-07

14. Vampire Talk Vampire Walk » reviews

It takes a lot to be Spike, to be a vampire, and it makes it even harder having only a sadistic and a mad pair of vampires for companions. That is why he has decided he needs a new friend, his own childe. But who? [SxX] Second Season

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-5-06

15. The Perfect Dream » reviews

They were the perfect dream, but reality was taking over. As James realizes his horrible mistake, Sirius moves away from him, feeling hurt and alone. JxS MWPP ERA!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 10-28-06

16. Do it for Evans reviews

A short little fic about a poor little blue comb, and a couple of hopeless boys. It really is funny, and sweet. I know you'll love it! A bit random but cute! Set in 4th year. [JamesxLily] Complete!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06

17. Did it hurt? reviews

Sirius is the King of one liners, and the play boy of Hogwarts, and his eyes are set on our favorite wolf boy wonder. What happens when you throw all that into one, you get my funny little fic! RxS LxJ

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06

18. Surprise! » reviews

The sequel to Malfoy's Deserve the Best Harry and Draco have been married for over a year now, and now Ron and Hermione are getting married. But that will not be the only suprise that our boys will recieve on this day!HxD [sequel has been posted]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 5-21-06

19. You Made Me Go Into Labor! reviews

[Sequel to Surprise!]Draco the Veela, and his pregnant mate Harry have been invited to witness the surprises of their lives when something very odd happens. The scene which they witnessed has caused a panic in Harry that starts a chain reaction.HxD

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 6-3-06

20. Malfoy's Deserve the Best » reviews

Malfoy has it in his mind that he deserves the best. But Harry is no ones's sex toy. And he is not happy about being Malfoy's sex toy, or is he? HxD!Veela!Draco [Sequel has been posted]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 4-30-06

21. I Love Being Scared reviews

Godric always screws up Salazar's potions, and Salazar always gets mad, and well he's scary when he's mad. But Godric loves it! GxS

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06

22. Really Malfoy, did you have to be so mean? reviews

Why the hell does Malfoy always have to be so mean! Well, I know someone who doesn't really mind anymore. HxD

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06

23. Broken Promises, and Broken Hearts » reviews

He loves one, and the other gets her heart broken. Who will help her learn to love again. KagSess InuKik SHORT ONESHOT Rated for implied adult themes, and mild language.

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 12-23-05

24. Lost in You reviews

Hermione recieves a letter from a dead headmaster. And decides to go back in time to help Harry. But the time and destination are unknown to her, as well as the fact that she will fall in love with a very unexspected person. TomHerms

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06

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