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Author has written 84 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Death Note, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy VIII, D.Gray-Man, Air Gear, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Misc. Comics, and Homestuck. hi guys my name is kaza, and it is nice to meet you i am nineteen, so please keep the sexual offers to yourself if you are under 18 so i don't end up on like "To Catch A Predator" or something--but feel free to proposition me all you want otherwise i am also black and i like to tell people this so you can remember that fanfiction writers are fairly diverse ok i study art so i'm gonna be poor for a long long time and i also FUCKING LOVE 80s MUSIC I WILL KILL FOR IT KILL If you have read Onto Something (That's What She Said) or have an interest in reading it without being confused off your ass, find the webcomic I wrote it for here: Curious Travels! Curious Travels is not, though, slash lol. It is, however, really good, so I'd highly recommend it if you like time-travel, Victorian gentlemen, and of course the motherfuckin' 80s YES I SAID IT THE MOTHERFUCKIN' EIGHTIES GET ON THIS SHIT MAN IT'S GOT THE 80s and when you are done feel free to read Onto Something lolololol thank you friends AS OF JANUARY 12th, 2011, 4:34AM EASTERN TIME ANY WAY YOU WANT IT HAS IT IS NOT THE QUANTITY OF THE NUMBER AS MUCH AS IT IS THE IRONY I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS YOU HAVE MADE MY DREAMS COME TRUE IN MY PANTS (i have a screenshot for my happiness OH DEAR GOD I AM SO ENTHRALLED I COULD PUNCH A UNICORN) There are only two quotes I care for people to know I like. “What if someone’s walking by right now? And we kill them, and then the headline tomorrow is ‘Panic! in the Parking Lot’ and I go to jail?” McKoy: "What do you want from me? I'm a bartender, not a doctor." My Livejournal My DeviantArt My Smackjeeves My YouTube TRANSLATIONS BECAUSE THIS SHIT SOUNDS SEXY IN NOT ENGLISH Speculate, in Portuguese FANART BY PEOPLE WHO ARE COINCIDENTALLY MORE AWESOME THAN ME Naruto stuff: For my DeiSaso fics that you secretly hate: Doesn't it make you feel all tingly? It's by this REALLY AWESOME artist, Yue-Iceseal. LOVE HER. D.Gray-man crap: For The Incredible You: Lavi for the sooooooooul. By Emiggax, whom of which is coincidentally my white best friend. IRONY. I LOVE YOU GUYS | |||||||
1. Young Fun Sans Sun Electric Shock Egomania » reviewsHuman AU: awkward high school senior Karkat Vantas is head over heels for John Egbert, but John is probably in total love with Dave Strider. So, completely reasonably, Karkat pretends to be a serial killer to 'encourage' John into his arms.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,091 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-12-12 - Published: 1-5-12 - Karkat V. & John E.2. Any Way You Want It » reviewsAU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllenD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 253,851 - Reviews: 2352 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 6-22-08 - Allen Walker3. Onto Something reviewsAU: In another universe, TED accidentally breaks into a home, and Felix accidentally mistakes him for a man with a television on his head. Temporal paradoxes and human emotion occur. TED/Felix :fic for the webcomic Curious Travels:Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-11 - Complete4. The Collective Analysis of a Former Delinquent » reviewsAU: In which Arthur Kirkland discovers why he hates everything. Especially Alfred, the Italian mafia, and the French detective that isn't very good at his job. But, with emphasis on Alfred. :SlashHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 6-14-10 - S. Italy/Romano5. It's Like Being On Broadway » reviewsAU: Wherein hair design student Lenalee Lee considers her relationship with her styling rival, the suspiciously homosexual and perpetually smiling Allen Walker-and, yeah, it doesn't look too good. :Allen/LenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 3-21-10 - Lenalee Lee & Allen Walker6. Geeks In Love » reviewsFor Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 230 - Updated: 1-22-10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete7. The Incredible You » reviewsAU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 426 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-4-07 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete8. The Chesapeake Campaign reviewsAU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts-just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/LithuaniaHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-4-09 - France & England/Britain9. Status Quo Ante Bellum reviewsAU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race-except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/PrussiaHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-3-09 - Hungary & Prussia - Complete10. Association Socialistic reviewsAU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with-unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/ItalyHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 3-31-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete11. Grand Duchy reviewsAU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/FinlandHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-28-09 - Sweden & Finland - Complete12. Yellow Submarine reviewsAU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACKD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 3-2-09 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete13. Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat reviewsAU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls-at first sight-for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/AllenD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,921 - Reviews: 146 - Published: 2-9-09 - Tyki Mikk & Allen Walker - Complete14. The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke » reviewsItachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.15. Make it Last » reviewsSeven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-18-08 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete16. Speculate reviewsCRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/AllenD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 9-22-08 - Tyki Mikk & Allen Walker - Complete17. Out of Touch reviewsLavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-20-08 - Lavi & Allen Walker - Complete18. Walkin' the Beat » reviewsAU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACKD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker19. Romantism » reviewsAU, Highschool Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. JiraOroNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 10-19-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru20. Rapunzel reviewsCRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 6-8-08 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete21. Thief! » reviewsAU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEdFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Edward E. & Envy22. Salutation, Education reviewsAU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSasoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 5-28-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete23. Low Wage Worth » reviewsThe irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? AU, SasuNaruSaiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 546 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 2-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sai24. Going Long » reviewsAU What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. SuiSasu, CRACKNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.25. Cell Block Tango reviewsRegardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/LenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete26. Double A reviewsSasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-1-08 - Karin & Sakura H. - Complete27. Ask the Lonely » reviewsIt seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 11-1-0728. Ready, Red reviewsAU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-10-08 - Itachi U. & Sasori - Complete29. CPR reviewsAkito learns how to swim. The, uh, 'professional' way, as Ikki calls it. Ikki x AkitoAir Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete30. A Love Unrequited reviewsCRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For NiverNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete31. Gravesite Night reviewsFor Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-19-08 - Tobi & Zetsu - Complete32. Feeling Furry reviewsOf course Vaan isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, but we can't hold that against him. :BalthierVaan::Little Red Riding Hood Parody:Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete33. All in Your Head reviewsKyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-22-07 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete34. Wrestling Sasuke reviewsBecause, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete35. Dolly, Darling reviewsAU So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' DeiSaso Sequel to Bomber, BabyNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 12-6-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete36. Coffee without the Cream reviewsAU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoiD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-1-07 - Allen Walker & Kanda Yuu - Complete37. Killer Instinct » reviewsIn which Raito Yagami is chosen to be a student at Hogwarts, but not without his own agenda. And L, the newest teacher, wants nothing more than to stop him. HPDN xoverDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Light Y.38. Psychology » reviewsInsanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - Itachi U. - Complete39. Closet Wanted reviewsAnd it was totally obvious that InuYasha was gay for his brother. CRACK Click for HOMOInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-19-07 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru - Complete40. Bomber, Baby reviewsAU And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. DeiSasoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 10-12-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete41. Kadaj Equals Cheerleader » reviewsAw man, not another high school fic! Crack, yaoi, AUFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth42. Naruto no Go reviewsIn which an eccentric client gives Naruto a wooden box. With a ghost, as it seems. NaruHnG Xover Crack!ficNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Naruto U.43. Snap Snap Tap reviewsAU He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. KyuuItaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-23-07 - Itachi U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete44. Walking With God reviewsSlight AU Kira is my God. He loves me, but I love him more. Dog!MikamiDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-07 - Mikami T. & Light Y. - Complete45. So You Want To Be King Of Hell? » reviewsThis story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. SasuNaru AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 5-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.46. Cotton Candy Clouds reviewsAnd chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. Spoilers, CRACKDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-25-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete47. Chocopup reviewsAU, OOC My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. CRACK!ficDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-22-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete48. Ask Suigetsu? reviewsYou'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. SpoilersNaruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - Suigetsu H. - Complete49. The Longer The Blade? reviewsFor Virulent Enmity Seifer brags, Squall gags, and Zell lags. Penis jokes abound! SeiferxSquall, not for the immature who can't handle the 'p' wordFinal Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-17-07 - Seifer A. & Squall L. - Complete50. Melodramatic reviewsIt's about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. AU, Uchihacest CRACKNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-9-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete51. Game Over reviewsAU So no one could defeat the prick of a champion, LeadingMan's, score? Well, Vaan was going to change that little fact. BalthierxVaanFinal Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete52. Ditzy Doggy Mix reviewsAU Zexion thought the dog was dangerous, but the dog was a complete ditz! ZemyxKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-07 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete53. Hotline reviewsAU A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. Marluxia x Axel CrackKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-07 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete54. Umbrella reviewsA rainy day, a sad face. How could Balthier ever resist? AU BalthierxVaanFinal Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete55. KeyBladé GO! reviewsAU Join Sora in his incredibly rational journey to unknowingly frustrate his friends as he searches for Riku! hinted yaoi, no pairings Pokemon fusionKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-07 - Sora & Riku56. A Guardian's Dreamer reviewsDreaming will get you nowhere in this Organization Demyx loved to dream, and meeting Auron was a dream come true. Auron X DemyxKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-07 - Auron & Demyx - Complete57. King of Hearts reviewsThere is one card that carries the most power A late night card game leads up to a late night lesson. Luxord X RoxasKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-9-07 - Luxord & Roxas - Complete58. Crack A Smile reviewsAll Sasuke needed to do was smile. SasuNaru For KativachanNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-26-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete59. Ookami XIII » reviewsAU A different perspective on the Organization. Just add fur. Weird!fic, AkuRoku, ZemyxKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 12-6-06 - Axel & Roxas60. Charming reviewsBalthier carries a charm that can make anyone give into him, except for Vaan. Balthier X VaanFinal Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete61. Kurimasu reviewsJiraiya learns the concept of 'Christmas' through blackmail and kissing. JiraOro, shounen aiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-15-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete62. Cloud's Smile reviewsCloud never smiled. Never. So, who was Kadaj to try and make him? A whole lot, obviously... CxK, ShounenaiFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Kadaj - Complete63. The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi » reviewsSasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. UchihacestNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 8-20-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete64. Konoha News reviewsThe Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. Yaoi, crackNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 10-18-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete65. Necromancer reviewsInsanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. yaoi, SasuNaru?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 9-25-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete66. The Morning After reviewsSome people just weren't made for 'the morning after'. Sephiroth x Cloud x Kadaj?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-14-06 - Sephiroth & Cloud S. - Complete67. Misunderstood reviewsKyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. absolute crackNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 9-5-06 - Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete68. Black Rap reviewsThe one thing that, without a doubt, will get Kingdom Hearts sued for everything they've got. hinted RikuSora crackficKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-1-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete69. Mirror Mirror reviewsSesshomaru finally achieves his one goal. To obtain the Tetsuaiga. And he's found the perfect purpose for it. pure crackInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-06 - Sesshomaru & Inuyasha - Complete70. Untitled reviewsItachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-3-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete71. Smile reviewsBecause it's the only thing you can do until the end. UchihacestNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-31-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete72. Shut Up reviewsItachi just didn't know when to stop talking. UchihacestNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-27-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete73. The Most Logical Mpreg Ever reviewsLike the title says. You can't argue with this one.Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-25-06 - Seymour - Complete74. Welcome To My Life reviewsItachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 7-19-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete75. Action reviewsWhere Sora's brain is poked and his adventure, to find out where his sexual preference lies, begins. Slight RikuSoraKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-13-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete76. Questioning reviewsWhere Roxas begins to really question his life, and Axel's not helping. AxelRoxasKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-19-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete77. The Riku Method reviewsRiku's way of handling heartbreak. RikuSoraKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-6-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete78. Chance Of A Lifetime reviewsTired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNarutoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-27-06 - Naruto U. - Complete79. Swashbuckling reviewsSasuke finally reveals to Naruto what he's always wanted to be. Parody of chapter 306Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete80. Tasting My Tears reviewsSometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. UchihacestNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 3-18-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete81. A Stupid Question reviewsA stupid question leads to the start of a stupid relationship, which leads to a stupid heartbreak. YxKFruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-15-06 - Kyo S. & Yuki S. - Complete82. Paper Heart reviewsSasuke visits his family's grave, and just can't bring himself to cry for them. Songfic, Uchihacest, ItaSasu, to The All American Reject's song, My Paper HeartNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-17-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete83. Never A Happily Ever After reviewsWhat's the point in anticipating a fairy tale? YxKFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-06 - Kyo S. & Yuki S. - Complete84. A Disclaimer Gone Awry reviewsThe easiest way to gain ownership for your favorite characters, with half the actual effort!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete