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since: 08-19-05, id: 881162, Profile Updated: 12-15-09
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Author has written 80 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Death Note, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy VIII, D.Gray-Man, Air Gear, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION-

Hi.

I'm Kaza J. Walker Sttaw the Third, esquire. (Of course, this is not my real name. OR IS IT NYEH NYEH NYEH)

A few of you (the ones who care) are probably wondering why I haven't been doing shit with this fanfiction thing for some time. Thereby, I feel that it is my duty to explain myself and, subsequently, my jackassery.

So, yeah. I'm going through quite a bit right now, and not all of it is bad.

1. I'm a high school senior. I've got college deadlines and scholarship essay and so much shit to do that I can hardly even do it.

2. My mom's a fucking psycho. I'm starting to think she doesn't want me to leave, because that lady is putting me on punishment every time I blink wrong.

3. I'm super tired. ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME. Seriously, it's hard for me to write this and keep my eyes open. Luckily I already know the keyboard by heart!

4. I'm actively working on a webcomic. It's a fun hobby, and I like to draw more than I like to write right now.

5. I got the game Bully. I'm too busy kissing guys to do anything else, really!

6. I just don't feel like writing. It's not writer's block, because I know damn well what I'm doing, but I just don't have the energy to sit down and type a few thousand words for free. I actually do get paid to write on the occasion, but I don't even want to do that right now.

7. My favorite band broke up. I am very distraught.

Well, I hope that explained everything. :D

I will, though, put in an honest effort to write.

When I get the energy to.

Thank you,

Kaza C. Klawer Lelcha the Third, esquire

P.S. -Still is not my real name.

P.S.S. -OR IS IT NYEH NYEH NYEH


The Incredible, Inedible Novelist Pup Profile!

-Seventeen

-African-American

-Major gamer

-Total nerd

-In a love/hate relationship with anime conventions

-Lives in Georgia, USA

-Hails from California, USA

-Trying to get into UCLA

-Writes a lot

-Reads a lot

-Cannot handle criticism

-Sleeps ten hours a day in the summer

-Love love loves D.Gray-man

-But love love love loves Hetalia: Axis Powers more

-HATES FINAL FANTASY

-LOVES FINAL FANTASY

-Very confused induvidual

:D Exciting, aren't I?


Read D.isney-man, a crack-filled parody written by Emiggax and I. :D It's on her profile, though, because she needs a fanfic and I already have 77. D: I put all my sleeping time into making sure it's ausom though.

Keep calling me a girl, and we are going to fight. D:

OH, and Tuli-Susi is made of awesome, because she created a forum just for Any Way You Want It (aka the fanfic that is going to be updated more than any other fic). I'd like it very much if you checked it out, yes? :D


I'm not a "quote" kind of person--that's too much unnecessary space taken up from people getting to the part of my profile that they actually might want to see.

BUT! I do wish to share the quotes I found exceedingly amazing, because they were just that: exceedingly amazing.

“What if someone’s walking by right now? And we kill them, and then the headline tomorrow is ‘Panic! in the Parking Lot’ and I go to jail?”
-
Brendon Urie in "The Negotiation Limerick File" because it was, like, ULTIMATELY HILARIOUS. My life is so complete. :D

“Baby,” he said with a sterile logic, “this one is for you.”
-
Spock to Kirk in "When Spock Lost Kirk," a parody fic of epic proportions. :D:D:D

McKoy: "What do you want from me? I'm a bartender, not a doctor."
Kurk: "Actually, you're neither."
-A panel from the parody comic book, "Trek Teens" where the Star Trek TOS crew is in a Happy Days-esque high school situation. I lol'd, literally.


These are my three favorite fanfics at the moment. Really, they're, like, a new version of amazing, and great reads.

three AM - A Kanda/Lavi AU fanfic that is so EPIC that it brings tears to my eyes. It's rated M, so you should know what THAT entails. But still, to read it is to read something amazing in the making.

Enterprise High - That one Star Trek fanfic I must always stop to read because it's just...just. I can't really describe it. :) It's the high school AU that'll make you smile, because even though it's a futuristic orgy of hormonal teenagers, the drama is worth the read. It also has BFF Kirk/Uhura, which was the one thing I wanted for Christmas. :D

Erased - One of the only Kingdom Hearts fanfics that I've been able to take honest to god seriously all year. Like, for real. It even has Zexion/Demyx, which I generally avoid like the plague. It's really just that good~ :)

Oh.

And Emiggax and I are IRL BFFs.

We went to middle school together. High school? Not so much.

So, uh, don't doubt our SPECIAL CONNECTION. :D

My Livejournal

My DeviantArt

My YouTube

I got an awesome translation for my first Poker Pair fic, in the language I mutilate the most in my fics! :D Speculate, in Portuguese. :D:D:D Next, another translation for the notorious "letter chapter" of Make It Last, Write It To, but in Russian! IVANESE.

And if you've read certain D.Gray-man fanfics by me, then you might be interested in Emiggax's DeviantArt. OH, OH, and here's her FFN Account. She loves PMs. Or something.

I got fanart! Seriously awesome fanart! Inspired by my DeiSaso fics, and drawn by Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal)! Doesn't it make you feel all tingly?

Holy shit, more fanart! Drawn by Emiggax (Anakifox) and for the fic The Incredible You. Lavi for the sooooooooul.

OSHIT, there's moar? From KISproductions, for the fic The Incredible You, A-A-ALLEN, BABY.

Did I ever mention how fanart has the magical power of making me fall out my chair and spazz like the power of Christ compels me? From Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal) once more, fanart for Bomber, Baby. And a comic based off a conversation between us, where I used my mad fanficcing skills to write a short drabble and she used her ultramatic art skillz to turn that short drabble into an awesome comic. And here's part two. :D Oh, and the last part too!

For Salutation, Education, from GaarasBabe, IT'S MR. SASORI and his MAGICAL RULER. :D

Pertaining to my SUPER OTP THAT SHOULD BE LOVED but sadly isn't, Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal) drew me gift art of POKER PAIR WOOOOO!

And for Any Way You Want It, Emiggax has taken the adorable liberty to draw Timcanpy the puppy. He is MADE OF CUTE AND RAINBOWS AND FUCKIN' A FOR AWESOME. OH MY GOD LOOKIT, it's Timcanpy the Adolescent Puppy. WHO IS MADE OF FABULOUS AND...MOAR FABULOUS.

For the fanfic, Yellow Submarine, she made the most LOLRIFFIC yet cocaine fueled picture you'll ever be blessed to see. YOU CAN TELL WHERE THE BEATLES INFLUENCE COMES FROM, I'm serious. And, because our favorite part was actually Allen thinking he was dying, "WHERE HAS ALL THE AIR GONE?!"

For Any Way You Want It, Darmed is in the WIN ZONE because she managed to make Kanda look oddly AMERICAN but still keep his hairstyle and gaytar. IS THIS NOT BEAUTIFUL??

Also for the same fic (whoa, that must be the only fic people like enough for fanart :D) Shinigami Hunter (alias ShinkinaSilverFan on DA) DID THE BAND, Y'ALL. Kanda's guitar is this close to getting a spinoff dedicated to it, because everyone loves it for some reason.

And, the most awesome Allenalee(friendship) pic for Any Way You Want It we've received is the one made by DA artist, the-fish92. You can totally hear the Chariots on Fire muzik in the background, and Allen's hair makes me want to go white--I mean European.

M-m-moar fanart! By DA artist Shoychan, the band is missing a Lavi, but makes up for that with pure crucial awesome!

I really am going to cry at some point, you guys. From Shinigami Hunter again (with...a different alias, actually), KANDA SAYS: "Marijuana is Jamacian for happy."

My second-favorite character to write is Lenalee Lee, but, being one of the few female characters in a Shounen manga has made her rather unliked and labeled as a Mary-Sue. So, just imagine my joy when xHanako sent AWYWI illustruous fanart about Lenalee all by herself--no homosexual side characters for a distraction~!

:D

(that's right, if you give me fanart, I will PIMP YOUR EXISTENCE! :D)

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1. Any Way You Want It » reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,992 - Reviews: 1612 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 6-22-08 - Lavi & Allen
2. Geeks In Love » reviews
For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Kanda & Allen
3. The Incredible You » reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 378 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-4-07 - Kanda & Allen - Complete
4. The Chesapeake Campaign reviews
AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-4-09 - France & England
5. Status Quo Ante Bellum reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-3-09 - Hungary & Prussia - Complete
6. Association Socialistic reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 3-31-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
7. Grand Duchy reviews
AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-28-09 - Sweden & Finland - Complete
8. Yellow Submarine reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 3-2-09 - Kanda & Allen - Complete
9. Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 2-9-09 - Tyki & Allen - Complete
10. The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke » reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
11. Make it Last » reviews
Seven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-18-08 - Kanda & Allen - Complete
12. Speculate reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 9-22-08 - Tyki & Allen - Complete
13. Out of Touch reviews
Lavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-20-08 - Lavi & Allen - Complete
14. Walkin' the Beat » reviews
AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Kanda & Allen
15. Romantism » reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 10-19-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru
16. Rapunzel reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 6-8-08 - Kanda & Allen - Complete
17. Thief! » reviews
AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Edward E. & Envy
18. Salutation, Education reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 5-28-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
19. Low Wage Worth » reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 518 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 2-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sai
20. Going Long » reviews
[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.
21. Cell Block Tango reviews
Regardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete
22. Double A reviews
Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-1-08 - Karin & Sakura H. - Complete
23. Ask the Lonely » reviews
It seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 11-1-07
24. Ready, Red reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-10-08 - Itachi U. & Sasori - Complete
25. CPR reviews
Akito learns how to swim. The, uh, 'professional' way, as Ikki calls it. Ikki x Akito
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete
26. A Love Unrequited reviews
CRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For Niver
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete
27. Gravesite Night reviews
For Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-19-08 - Tobi & Zetsu - Complete
28. Feeling Furry reviews
Of course Vaan isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, but we can't hold that against him. :BalthierVaan::Little Red Riding Hood Parody:
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete
29. All in Your Head reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-22-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete
30. Wrestling Sasuke reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete
31. Dolly, Darling reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-6-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
32. Coffee without the Cream reviews
AU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-1-07 - Allen & Kanda - Complete
33. Killer Instinct » reviews
In which Raito Yagami is chosen to be a student at Hogwarts, but not without his own agenda. And L, the newest teacher, wants nothing more than to stop him. [HPDN xover]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Light Y.
34. Psychology » reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - Itachi U. - Complete
35. Closet Wanted reviews
And it was totally obvious that InuYasha was gay for his brother. [CRACK] [Click for HOMO]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-19-07 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru - Complete
36. Bomber, Baby reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-12-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
37. Kadaj Equals Cheerleader » reviews
Aw man, not another high school fic! [Crack, yaoi, AU]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth
38. Naruto no Go reviews
In which an eccentric client gives Naruto a wooden box. With a ghost, as it seems. [NaruHnG Xover][Crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Naruto U.
39. Snap Snap Tap reviews
[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-23-07 - Itachi U. & Kyuubi - Complete
40. Walking With God reviews
[Slight AU] Kira is my God. He loves me, but I love him more. [Dog!Mikami]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-07 - Mikami T. & Light Y. - Complete
41. So You Want To Be King Of Hell? » reviews
This story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. [SasuNaru][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 5-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
42. Cotton Candy Clouds reviews
And chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-25-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete
43. Chocopup reviews
[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-22-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete
44. Ask Suigetsu? reviews
You'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. [Spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
45. The Longer The Blade? reviews
[For Virulent Enmity] Seifer brags, Squall gags, and Zell lags. Penis jokes abound! [SeiferxSquall, not for the immature who can't handle the 'p' word]
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-17-07 - Seifer A. & Squall L. - Complete
46. Melodramatic reviews
It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-9-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
47. Game Over reviews
[AU] So no one could defeat the prick of a champion, LeadingMan's, score? Well, Vaan was going to change that little fact. [BalthierxVaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete
48. Ditzy Doggy Mix reviews
[AU] Zexion thought the dog was dangerous, but the dog was a complete ditz! [Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-07 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete
49. Hotline reviews
[AU] A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. [Marluxia x Axel][Crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-07 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete
50. Umbrella reviews
A rainy day, a sad face. How could Balthier ever resist? [AU BalthierxVaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete
51. KeyBladé GO! reviews
[AU] Join Sora in his incredibly rational journey to unknowingly frustrate his friends as he searches for Riku! [hinted yaoi, no pairings][Pokemon fusion]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-07 - Sora & Riku
52. A Guardian's Dreamer reviews
[Dreaming will get you nowhere in this Organization] Demyx loved to dream, and meeting Auron was a dream come true. [Auron X Demyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-07 - Auron & Demyx - Complete
53. King of Hearts reviews
[There is one card that carries the most power] A late night card game leads up to a late night lesson. [Luxord X Roxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-07 - Luxord & Roxas - Complete
54. Crack A Smile reviews
All Sasuke needed to do was smile. [SasuNaru] [For Kativachan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-26-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
55. Ookami XIII » reviews
[AU] A different perspective on the Organization. Just add fur. [Weird!fic, AkuRoku, Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 12-6-06 - Axel & Roxas
56. Charming reviews
Balthier carries a charm that can make anyone give into him, except for Vaan. [Balthier X Vaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete
57. Kurimasu reviews
Jiraiya learns the concept of 'Christmas' through blackmail and kissing. [JiraOro, shounen ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-15-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete
58. Cloud's Smile reviews
Cloud never smiled. Never. So, who was Kadaj to try and make him? A whole lot, obviously... [CxK, Shounenai]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Kadaj - Complete
59. The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi » reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 8-20-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
60. Konoha News reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 10-18-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
61. Necromancer reviews
Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 9-25-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
62. The Morning After reviews
Some people just weren't made for 'the morning after'. [Sephiroth x Cloud x Kadaj?]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-14-06 - Sephiroth & Cloud S. - Complete
63. Misunderstood reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-5-06 - Kyuubi - Complete
64. Black Rap reviews
The one thing that, without a doubt, will get Kingdom Hearts sued for everything they've got. [hinted RikuSora] [crackfic]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-1-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete
65. Mirror Mirror reviews
Sesshomaru finally achieves his one goal. To obtain the Tetsuaiga. And he's found the perfect purpose for it. [pure crack]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-06 - Sesshomaru & Inuyasha - Complete
66. Untitled reviews
Itachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-3-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
67. Smile reviews
Because it's the only thing you can do until the end. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-31-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
68. Shut Up reviews
Itachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-27-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
69. The Most Logical Mpreg Ever reviews
Like the title says. You can't argue with this one.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-25-06 - Seymour - Complete
70. Welcome To My Life reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 7-19-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
71. Action reviews
Where Sora's brain is poked and his adventure, to find out where his sexual preference lies, begins. [Slight RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-13-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete
72. Questioning reviews
Where Roxas begins to really question his life, and Axel's not helping. [AxelRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-19-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
73. The Riku Method reviews
Riku's way of handling heartbreak. [RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-6-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete
74. Chance Of A Lifetime reviews
Tired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-27-06 - Naruto U. - Complete
75. Swashbuckling reviews
Sasuke finally reveals to Naruto what he's always wanted to be. Parody of chapter 306
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
76. Tasting My Tears reviews
Sometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 3-18-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
77. A Stupid Question reviews
A stupid question leads to the start of a stupid relationship, which leads to a stupid heartbreak. YxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-15-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete
78. Paper Heart reviews
Sasuke visits his family's grave, and just can't bring himself to cry for them. Songfic, Uchihacest, ItaSasu, to The All American Reject's song, My Paper Heart
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-17-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
79. Never A Happily Ever After reviews
What's the point in anticipating a fairy tale? YxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete
80. A Disclaimer Gone Awry reviews
The easiest way to gain ownership for your favorite characters, with half the actual effort!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete
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