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Author has written 80 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Death Note, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy VIII, D.Gray-Man, Air Gear, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION- Hi. I'm Kaza J. Walker Sttaw the Third, esquire. (Of course, this is not my real name. OR IS IT NYEH NYEH NYEH) A few of you (the ones who care) are probably wondering why I haven't been doing shit with this fanfiction thing for some time. Thereby, I feel that it is my duty to explain myself and, subsequently, my jackassery. So, yeah. I'm going through quite a bit right now, and not all of it is bad. 1. I'm a high school senior. I've got college deadlines and scholarship essay and so much shit to do that I can hardly even do it. 2. My mom's a fucking psycho. I'm starting to think she doesn't want me to leave, because that lady is putting me on punishment every time I blink wrong. 3. I'm super tired. ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME. Seriously, it's hard for me to write this and keep my eyes open. Luckily I already know the keyboard by heart! 4. I'm actively working on a webcomic. It's a fun hobby, and I like to draw more than I like to write right now. 5. I got the game Bully. I'm too busy kissing guys to do anything else, really! 6. I just don't feel like writing. It's not writer's block, because I know damn well what I'm doing, but I just don't have the energy to sit down and type a few thousand words for free. I actually do get paid to write on the occasion, but I don't even want to do that right now. 7. My favorite band broke up. I am very distraught. Well, I hope that explained everything. :D I will, though, put in an honest effort to write. When I get the energy to. Thank you, Kaza C. Klawer Lelcha the Third, esquire P.S. -Still is not my real name. P.S.S. -OR IS IT NYEH NYEH NYEH
-Seventeen -African-American -Major gamer -Total nerd -In a love/hate relationship with anime conventions -Lives in Georgia, USA -Hails from California, USA -Trying to get into UCLA -Writes a lot -Reads a lot -Cannot handle criticism -Sleeps ten hours a day in the summer -Love love loves D.Gray-man -But love love love loves Hetalia: Axis Powers more -HATES FINAL FANTASY -LOVES FINAL FANTASY -Very confused induvidual :D Exciting, aren't I? Read D.isney-man, a crack-filled parody written by Emiggax and I. :D It's on her profile, though, because she needs a fanfic and I already have 77. D: I put all my sleeping time into making sure it's ausom though. Keep calling me a girl, and we are going to fight. D: OH, and Tuli-Susi is made of awesome, because she created a forum just for Any Way You Want It (aka the fanfic that is going to be updated more than any other fic). I'd like it very much if you checked it out, yes? :D I'm not a "quote" kind of person--that's too much unnecessary space taken up from people getting to the part of my profile that they actually might want to see. BUT! I do wish to share the quotes I found exceedingly amazing, because they were just that: exceedingly amazing. “What if someone’s walking by right now? And we kill them, and then the headline tomorrow is ‘Panic! in the Parking Lot’ and I go to jail?” “Baby,” he said with a sterile logic, “this one is for you.” McKoy: "What do you want from me? I'm a bartender, not a doctor." These are my three favorite fanfics at the moment. Really, they're, like, a new version of amazing, and great reads. three AM - A Kanda/Lavi AU fanfic that is so EPIC that it brings tears to my eyes. It's rated M, so you should know what THAT entails. But still, to read it is to read something amazing in the making. Enterprise High - That one Star Trek fanfic I must always stop to read because it's just...just. I can't really describe it. :) It's the high school AU that'll make you smile, because even though it's a futuristic orgy of hormonal teenagers, the drama is worth the read. It also has BFF Kirk/Uhura, which was the one thing I wanted for Christmas. :D Erased - One of the only Kingdom Hearts fanfics that I've been able to take honest to god seriously all year. Like, for real. It even has Zexion/Demyx, which I generally avoid like the plague. It's really just that good~ :) Oh. And Emiggax and I are IRL BFFs. We went to middle school together. High school? Not so much. So, uh, don't doubt our SPECIAL CONNECTION. :D I got an awesome translation for my first Poker Pair fic, in the language I mutilate the most in my fics! :D Speculate, in Portuguese. :D:D:D Next, another translation for the notorious "letter chapter" of Make It Last, Write It To, but in Russian! IVANESE. And if you've read certain D.Gray-man fanfics by me, then you might be interested in Emiggax's DeviantArt. OH, OH, and here's her FFN Account. She loves PMs. Or something. I got fanart! Seriously awesome fanart! Inspired by my DeiSaso fics, and drawn by Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal)! Doesn't it make you feel all tingly? Holy shit, more fanart! Drawn by Emiggax (Anakifox) and for the fic The Incredible You. Lavi for the sooooooooul. OSHIT, there's moar? From KISproductions, for the fic The Incredible You, A-A-ALLEN, BABY. Did I ever mention how fanart has the magical power of making me fall out my chair and spazz like the power of Christ compels me? From Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal) once more, fanart for Bomber, Baby. And a comic based off a conversation between us, where I used my mad fanficcing skills to write a short drabble and she used her ultramatic art skillz to turn that short drabble into an awesome comic. And here's part two. :D Oh, and the last part too! For Salutation, Education, from GaarasBabe, IT'S MR. SASORI and his MAGICAL RULER. :D Pertaining to my SUPER OTP THAT SHOULD BE LOVED but sadly isn't, Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal) drew me gift art of POKER PAIR WOOOOO! And for Any Way You Want It, Emiggax has taken the adorable liberty to draw Timcanpy the puppy. He is MADE OF CUTE AND RAINBOWS AND FUCKIN' A FOR AWESOME. OH MY GOD LOOKIT, it's Timcanpy the Adolescent Puppy. WHO IS MADE OF FABULOUS AND...MOAR FABULOUS. For the fanfic, Yellow Submarine, she made the most LOLRIFFIC yet cocaine fueled picture you'll ever be blessed to see. YOU CAN TELL WHERE THE BEATLES INFLUENCE COMES FROM, I'm serious. And, because our favorite part was actually Allen thinking he was dying, "WHERE HAS ALL THE AIR GONE?!" For Any Way You Want It, Darmed is in the WIN ZONE because she managed to make Kanda look oddly AMERICAN but still keep his hairstyle and gaytar. IS THIS NOT BEAUTIFUL?? Also for the same fic (whoa, that must be the only fic people like enough for fanart :D) Shinigami Hunter (alias ShinkinaSilverFan on DA) DID THE BAND, Y'ALL. Kanda's guitar is this close to getting a spinoff dedicated to it, because everyone loves it for some reason. And, the most awesome Allenalee(friendship) pic for Any Way You Want It we've received is the one made by DA artist, the-fish92. You can totally hear the Chariots on Fire muzik in the background, and Allen's hair makes me want to go white--I mean European. M-m-moar fanart! By DA artist Shoychan, the band is missing a Lavi, but makes up for that with pure crucial awesome! I really am going to cry at some point, you guys. From Shinigami Hunter again (with...a different alias, actually), KANDA SAYS: "Marijuana is Jamacian for happy." My second-favorite character to write is Lenalee Lee, but, being one of the few female characters in a Shounen manga has made her rather unliked and labeled as a Mary-Sue. So, just imagine my joy when xHanako sent AWYWI illustruous fanart about Lenalee all by herself--no homosexual side characters for a distraction~! :D (that's right, if you give me fanart, I will PIMP YOUR EXISTENCE! :D) | |||||||||||
1. Any Way You Want It » reviewsAU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllenD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,992 - Reviews: 1612 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 6-22-08 - Lavi & Allen2. Geeks In Love » reviewsFor Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Kanda & Allen3. The Incredible You » reviewsAU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 378 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-4-07 - Kanda & Allen - Complete4. The Chesapeake Campaign reviewsAU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/LithuaniaHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-4-09 - France & England5. Status Quo Ante Bellum reviewsAU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/PrussiaHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-3-09 - Hungary & Prussia - Complete6. Association Socialistic reviewsAU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/ItalyHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 3-31-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete7. Grand Duchy reviewsAU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/FinlandHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-28-09 - Sweden & Finland - Complete8. Yellow Submarine reviewsAU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACKD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 3-2-09 - Kanda & Allen - Complete9. Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat reviewsAU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/AllenD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 2-9-09 - Tyki & Allen - Complete10. The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke » reviewsItachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.11. Make it Last » reviewsSeven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-18-08 - Kanda & Allen - Complete12. Speculate reviewsCRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/AllenD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 9-22-08 - Tyki & Allen - Complete13. Out of Touch reviewsLavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-20-08 - Lavi & Allen - Complete14. Walkin' the Beat » reviewsAU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACKD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Kanda & Allen15. Romantism » reviews[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 10-19-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru16. Rapunzel reviewsCRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 6-8-08 - Kanda & Allen - Complete17. Thief! » reviewsAU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEdFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Edward E. & Envy18. Salutation, Education reviewsAU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSasoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 5-28-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete19. Low Wage Worth » reviewsThe irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 518 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 2-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sai20. Going Long » reviews[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.21. Cell Block Tango reviewsRegardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/LenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete22. Double A reviewsSasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-1-08 - Karin & Sakura H. - Complete23. Ask the Lonely » reviewsIt seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 11-1-0724. Ready, Red reviewsAU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-10-08 - Itachi U. & Sasori - Complete25. CPR reviewsAkito learns how to swim. The, uh, 'professional' way, as Ikki calls it. Ikki x AkitoAir Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete26. A Love Unrequited reviewsCRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For NiverNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete27. Gravesite Night reviewsFor Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-19-08 - Tobi & Zetsu - Complete28. Feeling Furry reviewsOf course Vaan isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, but we can't hold that against him. :BalthierVaan::Little Red Riding Hood Parody:Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete29. All in Your Head reviewsKyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-22-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete30. Wrestling Sasuke reviewsBecause, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete31. Dolly, Darling reviews[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-6-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete32. Coffee without the Cream reviewsAU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoiD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-1-07 - Allen & Kanda - Complete33. Killer Instinct » reviewsIn which Raito Yagami is chosen to be a student at Hogwarts, but not without his own agenda. And L, the newest teacher, wants nothing more than to stop him. [HPDN xover]Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Light Y.34. Psychology » reviewsInsanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - Itachi U. - Complete35. Closet Wanted reviewsAnd it was totally obvious that InuYasha was gay for his brother. [CRACK] [Click for HOMO]Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-19-07 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru - Complete36. Bomber, Baby reviews[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-12-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete37. Kadaj Equals Cheerleader » reviewsAw man, not another high school fic! [Crack, yaoi, AU]Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth38. Naruto no Go reviewsIn which an eccentric client gives Naruto a wooden box. With a ghost, as it seems. [NaruHnG Xover][Crack!fic]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Naruto U.39. Snap Snap Tap reviews[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-23-07 - Itachi U. & Kyuubi - Complete40. Walking With God reviews[Slight AU] Kira is my God. He loves me, but I love him more. [Dog!Mikami]Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-07 - Mikami T. & Light Y. - Complete41. So You Want To Be King Of Hell? » reviewsThis story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. [SasuNaru][AU]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 5-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.42. Cotton Candy Clouds reviewsAnd chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-25-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete43. Chocopup reviews[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-22-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete44. Ask Suigetsu? reviewsYou'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. [Spoilers]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - Suigetsu H. - Complete45. The Longer The Blade? reviews[For Virulent Enmity] Seifer brags, Squall gags, and Zell lags. Penis jokes abound! [SeiferxSquall, not for the immature who can't handle the 'p' word]Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-17-07 - Seifer A. & Squall L. - Complete46. Melodramatic reviewsIt’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-9-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete47. Game Over reviews[AU] So no one could defeat the prick of a champion, LeadingMan's, score? Well, Vaan was going to change that little fact. [BalthierxVaan]Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete48. Ditzy Doggy Mix reviews[AU] Zexion thought the dog was dangerous, but the dog was a complete ditz! [Zemyx]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-07 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete49. Hotline reviews[AU] A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. [Marluxia x Axel][Crack]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-07 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete50. Umbrella reviewsA rainy day, a sad face. How could Balthier ever resist? [AU BalthierxVaan]Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete51. KeyBladé GO! reviews[AU] Join Sora in his incredibly rational journey to unknowingly frustrate his friends as he searches for Riku! [hinted yaoi, no pairings][Pokemon fusion]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-07 - Sora & Riku52. A Guardian's Dreamer reviews[Dreaming will get you nowhere in this Organization] Demyx loved to dream, and meeting Auron was a dream come true. [Auron X Demyx]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-07 - Auron & Demyx - Complete53. King of Hearts reviews[There is one card that carries the most power] A late night card game leads up to a late night lesson. [Luxord X Roxas]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-07 - Luxord & Roxas - Complete54. Crack A Smile reviewsAll Sasuke needed to do was smile. [SasuNaru] [For Kativachan]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-26-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete55. Ookami XIII » reviews[AU] A different perspective on the Organization. Just add fur. [Weird!fic, AkuRoku, Zemyx]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 12-6-06 - Axel & Roxas56. Charming reviewsBalthier carries a charm that can make anyone give into him, except for Vaan. [Balthier X Vaan]Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete57. Kurimasu reviewsJiraiya learns the concept of 'Christmas' through blackmail and kissing. [JiraOro, shounen ai]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-15-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete58. Cloud's Smile reviewsCloud never smiled. Never. So, who was Kadaj to try and make him? A whole lot, obviously... [CxK, Shounenai]Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Kadaj - Complete59. The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi » reviewsSasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 8-20-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete60. Konoha News reviewsThe Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 10-18-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete61. Necromancer reviewsInsanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 9-25-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete62. The Morning After reviewsSome people just weren't made for 'the morning after'. [Sephiroth x Cloud x Kadaj?]Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-14-06 - Sephiroth & Cloud S. - Complete63. Misunderstood reviewsKyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-5-06 - Kyuubi - Complete64. Black Rap reviewsThe one thing that, without a doubt, will get Kingdom Hearts sued for everything they've got. [hinted RikuSora] [crackfic]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-1-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete65. Mirror Mirror reviewsSesshomaru finally achieves his one goal. To obtain the Tetsuaiga. And he's found the perfect purpose for it. [pure crack]Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-06 - Sesshomaru & Inuyasha - Complete66. Untitled reviewsItachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-3-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete67. Smile reviewsBecause it's the only thing you can do until the end. [Uchihacest]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-31-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete68. Shut Up reviewsItachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-27-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete69. The Most Logical Mpreg Ever reviewsLike the title says. You can't argue with this one.Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-25-06 - Seymour - Complete70. Welcome To My Life reviewsItachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 7-19-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete71. Action reviewsWhere Sora's brain is poked and his adventure, to find out where his sexual preference lies, begins. [Slight RikuSora]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-13-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete72. Questioning reviewsWhere Roxas begins to really question his life, and Axel's not helping. [AxelRoxas]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-19-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete73. The Riku Method reviewsRiku's way of handling heartbreak. [RikuSora]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-6-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete74. Chance Of A Lifetime reviewsTired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNarutoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-27-06 - Naruto U. - Complete75. Swashbuckling reviewsSasuke finally reveals to Naruto what he's always wanted to be. Parody of chapter 306Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete76. Tasting My Tears reviewsSometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. UchihacestNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 3-18-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete77. A Stupid Question reviewsA stupid question leads to the start of a stupid relationship, which leads to a stupid heartbreak. YxKFruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-15-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete78. Paper Heart reviewsSasuke visits his family's grave, and just can't bring himself to cry for them. Songfic, Uchihacest, ItaSasu, to The All American Reject's song, My Paper HeartNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-17-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete79. Never A Happily Ever After reviewsWhat's the point in anticipating a fairy tale? YxKFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete80. A Disclaimer Gone Awry reviewsThe easiest way to gain ownership for your favorite characters, with half the actual effort!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete