SO, I bet you're wondering what happened to my epic olde profile.
It got boring. :D Here, take this one instead.
20 EXCITING Facts Relating To The AWESOME That Is Novelist Pup:
1. My name is (a secret), but you can call me Kaza
2. I am American, and I am 16
3. I'm black
3. I love D.Gray-man more than I love you (Emiggax: :D)
4. I'm a guy
5. Tyki/Allen is my super OTP
6. Is currently to be voted with my best guy friend "Gayest Not-Gay Couple"
7. Also to be voted with my best guy friend "Biggest Man-Bitches"
8. We're trying to get "Gayest Not-Gay Man-Bitches" next
9. I only drink tea, unless really thirsty
10. I'm actually a total jerk
11. But you probably already knew that
12. I love yaoi more than I love D.Gray-man and you
13. Most of my fics are shit
14. Especially if they were written before 2007
15. And sometimes even after then
16. I'm kinda racist towards the French
17. I'm not that smart, just an ass
18. I write too much shit
19. I hate Edward Cullen and Anne Rice. Equally.
20. I'm 5'9", which means I'm tall enough. MAYBE EVEN TALLER THAN YOU
21. I'm shit at mathematics. I CAIN'T COUNT GODDAMMIT DON'T LAUGH AT MY DISABILITY D:
22. I write my own fanfiction because I might never see want I want to read
23. I hate Naruho now
24. I also hate Fruits Basket
25. I don't feel like updating anything else but Any Way You Want It
26. Well, I'll be updating The Incredible You moar
27. And The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke
28. After that, I'm making no promises
29. So quit harassing me
30. Because I ain't having it
31. And I also told you that I suck at math
32. I got an F on my last report card in Algebra III
33. My mom wasn't pissed like usual
34. Because I hid that shit so fast my backpack felt the burn
35. Now I have a B
36. BECAUSE I CHEAT, DAMN IT
37. Oh, and I love to write
38. And draw
39. And play video games
40. Especially Final Fantasy and various other RPGs
41. I don't really like to read gay sex though
42. It's so...awkward
43. OBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMA is the best. Or something
44. I'm not rude
45. I'm just disgruntled
46. The nicer I try to be, the more shit happens to me
47. So I'm not really a nice person
48. This list is ridiculous
49. The 80s rock
50. I love my readers
51. Because they rock too
52. And they're always awesome
53. Unless they put one-shots on their STORY ALERT list
54. That just makes me go WTF
55. Because, srsly, it won't be updated
56. It was a one-shot
57. Just...let it go
These are my two favorite fanfics at the moment. Really, they're, like, a new version of amazing, and great reads. Both are D.Gray-man, so thar.
three AM - A Kanda/Lavi AU fanfic that is so EPIC that it brings tears to my eyes. It's rated M, so you should know what THAT entails. But still, to read it is to read something amazing in the making.
Benevolence - A Kanda/Allen semi-AU fanfic that is, for the lack of better wording, amazing. The plot is a fresh breeze of air in the smog-filled sky full of repeating fics, and the authors are really cool as well. Also rated M, because I clearly have some sort of masochistic taste for gay porn. Just ask my friends.
My Livejournal
My DeviantArt
My YouTube
And if you've read certain D.Gray-man fanfics by me, then you might be interested in Emiggax's DeviantArt.
I got fanart! Seriously awesome fanart! Inspired by my DeiSaso fics, and drawn by RuneMoon (Yue-Iceseal)! Doesn't it make you feel all tingly?
Holy shit, more fanart! Drawn by Emiggax (Anakifox) and for the fic The Incredible You. Lavi for the sooooooooul.
OSHIT, there's moar? From KISproductions, for the fic The Incredible You, A-A-ALLEN, BABY.
Did I ever mention how fanart has the magical power of making me fall out my chair and spazz like the power of Christ compels me? From RuneMoon (Yue-Iceseal) once more, fanart for Bomber, Baby. And a comic based off a conversation between us, where I used my mad fanficcing skills to write a short drabble and she used her ultramatic art skillz to turn that short drabble into an awesome comic. And here's part two. :D Oh, and the last part too!
And for Any Way You Want It, Emiggax has taken the adorable liberty to draw Timcanpy the puppy. He is MADE OF CUTE AND RAINBOWS AND FUCKIN' A FOR AWESOME.
:D
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