Share/Save/Bookmark
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search Login Register Extras
Novelist Pup
Poll: From this list, who comes across as gayest? Honesty is a virtue! Vote Now!
action: Feed . Send Message . Subscribe . Favorite
email: Email
since: 08-19-05, id: 881162, Profile edited: 10-11-08
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 77 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Death Note, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy VIII, D.Gray-Man, Air Gear, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

SO, I bet you're wondering what happened to my epic olde profile.

It got boring. :D Here, take this one instead.

20 EXCITING Facts Relating To The AWESOME That Is Novelist Pup:

1. My name is (a secret), but you can call me Kaza

2. I am American, and I am 16

3. I'm black

3. I love D.Gray-man more than I love you (Emiggax: :D)

4. I'm a guy

5. Tyki/Allen is my super OTP

6. Is currently to be voted with my best guy friend "Gayest Not-Gay Couple"

7. Also to be voted with my best guy friend "Biggest Man-Bitches"

8. We're trying to get "Gayest Not-Gay Man-Bitches" next

9. I only drink tea, unless really thirsty

10. I'm actually a total jerk

11. But you probably already knew that

12. I love yaoi more than I love D.Gray-man and you

13. Most of my fics are shit

14. Especially if they were written before 2007

15. And sometimes even after then

16. I'm kinda racist towards the French

17. I'm not that smart, just an ass

18. I write too much shit

19. I hate Edward Cullen and Anne Rice. Equally.

20. I'm 5'9", which means I'm tall enough. MAYBE EVEN TALLER THAN YOU

21. I'm shit at mathematics. I CAIN'T COUNT GODDAMMIT DON'T LAUGH AT MY DISABILITY D:

22. I write my own fanfiction because I might never see want I want to read

23. I hate Naruho now

24. I also hate Fruits Basket

25. I don't feel like updating anything else but Any Way You Want It

26. Well, I'll be updating The Incredible You moar

27. And The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke

28. After that, I'm making no promises

29. So quit harassing me

30. Because I ain't having it

31. And I also told you that I suck at math

32. I got an F on my last report card in Algebra III

33. My mom wasn't pissed like usual

34. Because I hid that shit so fast my backpack felt the burn

35. Now I have a B

36. BECAUSE I CHEAT, DAMN IT

37. Oh, and I love to write

38. And draw

39. And play video games

40. Especially Final Fantasy and various other RPGs

41. I don't really like to read gay sex though

42. It's so...awkward

43. OBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMA is the best. Or something

44. I'm not rude

45. I'm just disgruntled

46. The nicer I try to be, the more shit happens to me

47. So I'm not really a nice person

48. This list is ridiculous

49. The 80s rock

50. I love my readers

51. Because they rock too

52. And they're always awesome

53. Unless they put one-shots on their STORY ALERT list

54. That just makes me go WTF

55. Because, srsly, it won't be updated

56. It was a one-shot

57. Just...let it go

These are my two favorite fanfics at the moment. Really, they're, like, a new version of amazing, and great reads. Both are D.Gray-man, so thar.

three AM - A Kanda/Lavi AU fanfic that is so EPIC that it brings tears to my eyes. It's rated M, so you should know what THAT entails. But still, to read it is to read something amazing in the making.

Benevolence - A Kanda/Allen semi-AU fanfic that is, for the lack of better wording, amazing. The plot is a fresh breeze of air in the smog-filled sky full of repeating fics, and the authors are really cool as well. Also rated M, because I clearly have some sort of masochistic taste for gay porn. Just ask my friends.

My Livejournal

My DeviantArt

My YouTube

And if you've read certain D.Gray-man fanfics by me, then you might be interested in Emiggax's DeviantArt.

I got fanart! Seriously awesome fanart! Inspired by my DeiSaso fics, and drawn by RuneMoon (Yue-Iceseal)! Doesn't it make you feel all tingly?

Holy shit, more fanart! Drawn by Emiggax (Anakifox) and for the fic The Incredible You. Lavi for the sooooooooul.

OSHIT, there's moar? From KISproductions, for the fic The Incredible You, A-A-ALLEN, BABY.

Did I ever mention how fanart has the magical power of making me fall out my chair and spazz like the power of Christ compels me? From RuneMoon (Yue-Iceseal) once more, fanart for Bomber, Baby. And a comic based off a conversation between us, where I used my mad fanficcing skills to write a short drabble and she used her ultramatic art skillz to turn that short drabble into an awesome comic. And here's part two. :D Oh, and the last part too!

And for Any Way You Want It, Emiggax has taken the adorable liberty to draw Timcanpy the puppy. He is MADE OF CUTE AND RAINBOWS AND FUCKIN' A FOR AWESOME.

:D




1. Any Way You Want It » reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,621 - Reviews: 576 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 6-22-08
2. Speculate reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-22-08
3. The Incredible You » reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen
D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 247 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 12-4-07
4. The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke » reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 7-25-08
5. Out of Touch reviews
Lavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08
6. Walkin' the Beat » reviews
AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 4-9-08
7. Romantism » reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 10-19-06
8. Rapunzel reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
9. Thief! » reviews
AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-28-08
10. Salutation, Education reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-08
11. Low Wage Worth » reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 493 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 2-23-07
12. Going Long » reviews
[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 9-16-07
13. Cell Block Tango reviews
Regardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/Lenalee
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 5-3-08
14. Double A reviews
Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
15. Ask the Lonely » reviews
It seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:
D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 11-1-07
16. Ready, Red reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08
17. CPR reviews
Akito learns how to swim. The, uh, 'professional' way, as Ikki calls it. Ikki x Akito
Complete - Air Gear - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08
18. A Love Unrequited reviews
CRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For Niver
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 2-13-08
19. Alpha Iota Kappa » reviews
AU: The trials and tribulations of Tobi as he strives to become a member of the infamous fraternity, Alpha Iota Kappa. Which is also known as Akatsuki. :CRACK:
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 12-31-07
20. Gravesite Night reviews
For Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08