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Name: Subject goes by code name "Novelist Pup," but is more likely to respond to "Kaza," "the Kaz," "loKaz," "Pup," "Mr. Pup," and "Chocolate Thunder." The last pseudonym actually is just speculation--we are not sure if subject would react well to that at all.

Age: Subject was first developed on May 15th, 1992 to the sounds of Vanilla Ice and Salt 'n Pepa, but most particularly Prince. In subject's 17 years of development, subject has gone from happy and excitable child to lazy and severely disillusioned teenager. We see no change of this in the future.

Gender: Subject is still under intense observation concerning this subject, but it is almost safe to assume the the subject is-- File corrupted

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Location: Subject first began development in the Los Angeles, California division of the FWRF, but was relocated to the Atlanta, Georgia division twelve years into research. Subject is under consideration for further relocation to the following locations: New York, Boston, and Chicago. (Side note: Subject reacts horribly to cold. Remember to pack extra long-johns.)

Physical Features: Subject is dark-skinned with medium length dark brown hair. Facial features include extra mass in the cheek area and perpetually unimpressed-shaped eyes. Fairly tall with extra mass in the stomach area. Subject is rather fond of form-fitting T-shirts and matching Converse shoes.

Intelligence: Subject is generally intelligent with horrible results in mathematics. We have attempted to remediate this over the years with various programs and little Vietnamese ladies, but subject refuses to understand the concept of "Algebra" and so is unable to add basic numbers. Subject does excel in literary-based subjects and any class that isn't important--such as Art. We still have not discovered the reason subject does well in Art but not Trigonometry.

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-Subject loves to ask for confirmations, as in, "You see where I'm going with this? "You know what I'm saying?" "You get me, here?"
-Hates various pairings in fandom. We have attempted to force subject into reading fiction writing by fans of the dubious nature, but subject reacted violently and one of the researchers left with a black eye and a footprint in his stomach. It is clear that subject does not enjoy the pairing of Tyki/Lavi
-Will read almost anything. It is an amazing phenomenon--the subject is more likely to read a bad piece of fiction by fans of the dubious nature than one of good fiction. We questioned the subject on this, and the subject replied, "It's easier for me to read bad fanfiction--if I'm disappointed, then I already expected disappointment. It makes me sad when a good fanfic ends, you know what I'm saying?"
-Subject has a certain dislike for Canadian/British/Australian spelling for words. We try to assure the subject of the difference between "color" and "colour."
-Tyki/Allen is what the subject lives for.
-The subject enjoys the writing process of fanfiction as well as the reception--but, we have learned that the subject reacts rather badly to criticism. The research facility has attempted many times to avoid this, despite the subject's many errors.
-Bitches don't know 'bout the subject's sleeping disorder.
-The subject is okay with Kanda/Allen, as we have surprisingly discovered. Update: The subject has shown disdain towards the relationship over the time. We do not know why, but we have severely cut down the amount of Kanda/Allen fanfiction the subject is allowed to read.
-Subject shows intense love towards Hetalia: Axis Powers. We are impressed with this improvement.

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Read D.isney-man, a crack-filled parody written by Emiggax and I. :D It's on her profile, though, because she needs a fanfic and I already have 77. D: I put all my sleeping time into making sure it's ausom though.

Keep calling me a girl, and we are going to fight. D:

OH, and Tuli-Susi is made of awesome, because she created a forum just for Any Way You Want It (aka the fanfic that is going to be updated more than any other fic). I'd like it very much if you checked it out, yes? :D

I'm not a "quote" kind of person--that's too much unnecessary space taken up from people getting to the part of my profile that they actually might want to see.

BUT! I do wish to share the quotes I found exceedingly amazing, because they were just that: exceedingly amazing.

“What if someone’s walking by right now? And we kill them, and then the headline tomorrow is ‘Panic! in the Parking Lot’ and I go to jail?”
-Brendon Urie in "The Negotiation Limerick File" because it was, like, ULTIMATELY HILARIOUS. My life is so complete. :D

“Baby,” he said with a sterile logic, “this one is for you.”
-Spock to Kirk in "When Spock Lost Kirk," a parody fic of epic proportions. :D:D:D

McKoy: "What do you want from me? I'm a bartender, not a doctor."
Kurk: "Actually, you're neither."
-A panel from the parody comic book, "Trek Teens" where the Star Trek TOS crew is in a Happy Days-esque high school situation. I lol'd, literally.

These are my three favorite fanfics at the moment. Really, they're, like, a new version of amazing, and great reads.

three AM - A Kanda/Lavi AU fanfic that is so EPIC that it brings tears to my eyes. It's rated M, so you should know what THAT entails. But still, to read it is to read something amazing in the making.

Enterprise High - That one Star Trek fanfic I must always stop to read because it's just...just. I can't really describe it. :) It's the high school AU that'll make you smile, because even though it's a futuristic orgy of hormonal teenagers, the drama is worth the read. It also has BFF Kirk/Uhura, which was the one thing I wanted for Christmas. :D

Erased - One of the only Kingdom Hearts fanfics that I've been able to take honest to god seriously all year. Like, for real. It even has Zexion/Demyx, which I generally avoid like the plague. It's really just that good~ :)

Oh.

And Emiggax and I are IRL BFFs.

We went to middle school together. High school? Not so much.

So, uh, don't doubt our SPECIAL CONNECTION. :D

I got an awesome translation for my first Poker Pair fic, in the language I mutilate the most in my fics! :D Speculate, in Portuguese. :D:D:D Next, another translation for the notorious "letter chapter" of Make It Last, Write It To, but in Russian! THAT'S IVANESE IF YE DINNAE KNOW.

And if you've read certain D.Gray-man fanfics by me, then you might be interested in Emiggax's DeviantArt. OH, OH, and here's her FFN Account. She loves PMs. Or something.

I got fanart! Seriously awesome fanart! Inspired by my DeiSaso fics, and drawn by Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal)! Doesn't it make you feel all tingly?

Holy shit, more fanart! Drawn by Emiggax (Anakifox) and for the fic The Incredible You. Lavi for the sooooooooul.

OSHIT, there's moar? From KISproductions, for the fic The Incredible You, A-A-ALLEN, BABY.

Did I ever mention how fanart has the magical power of making me fall out my chair and spazz like the power of Christ compels me? From Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal) once more, fanart for Bomber, Baby. And a comic based off a conversation between us, where I used my mad fanficcing skills to write a short drabble and she used her ultramatic art skillz to turn that short drabble into an awesome comic. And here's part two. :D Oh, and the last part too!

For Salutation, Education, from GaarasBabe, IT'S MR. SASORI and his MAGICAL RULER. :D

Pertaining to my SUPER OTP THAT SHOULD BE LOVED but sadly isn't, Yue IceHeart (Yue-Iceseal) drew me gift art of POKER PAIR WOOOOO!

And for Any Way You Want It, Emiggax has taken the adorable liberty to draw Timcanpy the puppy. He is MADE OF CUTE AND RAINBOWS AND FUCKIN' A FOR AWESOME. OH MY GOD LOOKIT, it's Timcanpy the Adolescent Puppy. WHO IS MADE OF FABULOUS AND...MOAR FABULOUS.

For the fanfic, Yellow Submarine, she made the most LOLRIFFIC yet cocaine fueled picture you'll ever be blessed to see. YOU CAN TELL WHERE THE BEATLES INFLUENCE COMES FROM, I'm serious. And, because our favorite part was actually Allen thinking he was dying, "WHERE HAS ALL THE AIR GONE?!"

For Any Way You Want It, Darmed is in the WIN ZONE because she managed to make Kanda look oddly AMERICAN but still keep his hairstyle and gaytar. IS THIS NOT BEAUTIFUL??

Also for the same fic (whoa, that must be the only fic people like enough for fanart :D) Shinigami Hunter (alias ShinkinaSilverFan on DA) DID THE BAND, Y'ALL. Kanda's guitar is this close to getting a spinoff dedicated to it, because everyone loves it for some reason.

And, the most awesome Allenalee(friendship) pic for Any Way You Want It we've received is the one made by DA artist, the-fish92. You can totally hear the Chariots on Fire muzik in the background, and Allen's hair makes me want to go white--I mean European.

M-m-moar fanart! By DA artist Shoychan, the band is missing a Lavi, but makes up for that with pure crucial awesome!

I really am going to cry at some point, you guys. From Shinigami Hunter again (with...a different alias, actually), KANDA SAYS: "Marijuana is Jamacian for happy."

My second-favorite character to write is Lenalee Lee, but, being one of the few female characters in a Shounen manga has made her rather unliked and labeled as a Mary-Sue. So, just imagine my joy when xHanako sent AWYWI illustruous fanart about Lenalee all by herself--no homosexual side characters for a distraction~!

(that's right, if you give me fanart, I will PIMP YOUR EXISTENCE! :D)

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1. Geeks In Love » reviews
For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 1-22-10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Kanda & Allen W. - Complete

2. Any Way You Want It » reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,992 - Reviews: 1634 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 6-22-08 - Lavi & Allen W.

3. The Incredible You » reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 381 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-4-07 - Kanda & Allen W. - Complete

4. The Chesapeake Campaign reviews
AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-4-09 - France & England

5. Status Quo Ante Bellum reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-3-09 - Hungary & Prussia - Complete

6. Association Socialistic reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 3-31-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete

7. Grand Duchy reviews
AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-28-09 - Sweden & Finland - Complete

8. Yellow Submarine reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 3-2-09 - Kanda & Allen W. - Complete

9. Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 89 - Published: 2-9-09 - Tyki & Allen W. - Complete

10. The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke » reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.

11. Make it Last » reviews
Seven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-18-08 - Kanda & Allen W. - Complete

12. Speculate reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 9-22-08 - Tyki & Allen W. - Complete

13. Out of Touch reviews
Lavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-20-08 - Lavi & Allen W. - Complete

14. Walkin' the Beat » reviews
AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Kanda & Allen W.

15. Romantism » reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 10-19-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru

16. Rapunzel reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6-8-08 - Kanda & Allen W. - Complete

17. Thief! » reviews
AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Edward E. & Envy

18. Salutation, Education reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 5-28-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete

19. Low Wage Worth » reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 521 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 2-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sai

20. Going Long » reviews
[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.

21. Cell Block Tango reviews
Regardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete

22. Double A reviews
Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-1-08 - Karin & Sakura H. - Complete

23. Ask the Lonely » reviews
It seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 11-1-07

24. Ready, Red reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-10-08 - Itachi U. & Sasori - Complete

25. CPR reviews
Akito learns how to swim. The, uh, 'professional' way, as Ikki calls it. Ikki x Akito
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete

26. A Love Unrequited reviews
CRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For Niver
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete

27. Gravesite Night reviews
For Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-19-08 - Tobi & Zetsu - Complete

28. Feeling Furry reviews
Of course Vaan isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, but we can't hold that against him. :BalthierVaan::Little Red Riding Hood Parody:
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete

29. All in Your Head reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 12-22-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete

30. Wrestling Sasuke reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete

31. Dolly, Darling reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-6-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete

32. Coffee without the Cream reviews
AU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-1-07 - Allen W. & Kanda - Complete

33. Killer Instinct » reviews
In which Raito Yagami is chosen to be a student at Hogwarts, but not without his own agenda. And L, the newest teacher, wants nothing more than to stop him. [HPDN xover]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Light Y.

34. Psychology » reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - Itachi U. - Complete

35. Closet Wanted reviews
And it was totally obvious that InuYasha was gay for his brother. [CRACK] [Click for HOMO]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-19-07 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru - Complete

36. Bomber, Baby reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-12-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete

37. Kadaj Equals Cheerleader » reviews
Aw man, not another high school fic! [Crack, yaoi, AU]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth

38. Naruto no Go reviews
In which an eccentric client gives Naruto a wooden box. With a ghost, as it seems. [NaruHnG Xover][Crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Naruto U.

39. Snap Snap Tap reviews
[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-23-07 - Itachi U. & Kyuubi - Complete

40. Walking With God reviews
[Slight AU] Kira is my God. He loves me, but I love him more. [Dog!Mikami]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-07 - Mikami T. & Light Y. - Complete

41. So You Want To Be King Of Hell? » reviews
This story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. [SasuNaru][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 5-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.

42. Cotton Candy Clouds reviews
And chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-25-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete

43. Chocopup reviews
[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-22-07 - Mello & Matt - Complete

44. Ask Suigetsu? reviews
You'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. [Spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - Suigetsu H. - Complete

45. The Longer The Blade? reviews
[For Virulent Enmity] Seifer brags, Squall gags, and Zell lags. Penis jokes abound! [SeiferxSquall, not for the immature who can't handle the 'p' word]
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-17-07 - Seifer A. & Squall L. - Complete

46. Melodramatic reviews
It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-9-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

47. Game Over reviews
[AU] So no one could defeat the prick of a champion, LeadingMan's, score? Well, Vaan was going to change that little fact. [BalthierxVaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete

48. Ditzy Doggy Mix reviews
[AU] Zexion thought the dog was dangerous, but the dog was a complete ditz! [Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-07 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete

49. Hotline reviews
[AU] A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. [Marluxia x Axel][Crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-07 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete

50. Umbrella reviews
A rainy day, a sad face. How could Balthier ever resist? [AU BalthierxVaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete

51. KeyBladé GO! reviews
[AU] Join Sora in his incredibly rational journey to unknowingly frustrate his friends as he searches for Riku! [hinted yaoi, no pairings][Pokemon fusion]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-07 - Sora & Riku

52. A Guardian's Dreamer reviews
[Dreaming will get you nowhere in this Organization] Demyx loved to dream, and meeting Auron was a dream come true. [Auron X Demyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-07 - Auron & Demyx - Complete

53. King of Hearts reviews
[There is one card that carries the most power] A late night card game leads up to a late night lesson. [Luxord X Roxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-07 - Luxord & Roxas - Complete

54. Crack A Smile reviews
All Sasuke needed to do was smile. [SasuNaru] [For Kativachan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-26-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

55. Ookami XIII » reviews
[AU] A different perspective on the Organization. Just add fur. [Weird!fic, AkuRoku, Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 12-6-06 - Axel & Roxas

56. Charming reviews
Balthier carries a charm that can make anyone give into him, except for Vaan. [Balthier X Vaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete

57. Kurimasu reviews
Jiraiya learns the concept of 'Christmas' through blackmail and kissing. [JiraOro, shounen ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-15-06 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete

58. Cloud's Smile reviews
Cloud never smiled. Never. So, who was Kadaj to try and make him? A whole lot, obviously... [CxK, Shounenai]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-2-06 - Cloud S. & Kadaj - Complete

59. The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi » reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 8-20-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

60. Konoha News reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 10-18-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

61. Necromancer reviews
Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 9-25-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

62. The Morning After reviews
Some people just weren't made for 'the morning after'. [Sephiroth x Cloud x Kadaj?]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-14-06 - Sephiroth & Cloud S. - Complete

63. Misunderstood reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-5-06 - Kyuubi - Complete

64. Black Rap reviews
The one thing that, without a doubt, will get Kingdom Hearts sued for everything they've got. [hinted RikuSora] [crackfic]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-1-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete

65. Mirror Mirror reviews
Sesshomaru finally achieves his one goal. To obtain the Tetsuaiga. And he's found the perfect purpose for it. [pure crack]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-06 - Sesshomaru & Inuyasha - Complete

66. Untitled reviews
Itachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-3-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

67. Smile reviews
Because it's the only thing you can do until the end. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-31-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

68. Shut Up reviews
Itachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-27-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

69. The Most Logical Mpreg Ever reviews
Like the title says. You can't argue with this one.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-25-06 - Seymour - Complete

70. Welcome To My Life reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 7-19-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

71. Action reviews
Where Sora's brain is poked and his adventure, to find out where his sexual preference lies, begins. [Slight RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-13-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete

72. Questioning reviews
Where Roxas begins to really question his life, and Axel's not helping. [AxelRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-19-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete

73. The Riku Method reviews
Riku's way of handling heartbreak. [RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-6-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete

74. Chance Of A Lifetime reviews
Tired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-27-06 - Naruto U. - Complete

75. Swashbuckling reviews
Sasuke finally reveals to Naruto what he's always wanted to be. Parody of chapter 306
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

76. Tasting My Tears reviews
Sometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 3-18-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

77. A Stupid Question reviews
A stupid question leads to the start of a stupid relationship, which leads to a stupid heartbreak. YxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-15-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete

78. Paper Heart reviews
Sasuke visits his family's grave, and just can't bring himself to cry for them. Songfic, Uchihacest, ItaSasu, to The All American Reject's song, My Paper Heart
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-17-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

79. Never A Happily Ever After reviews
What's the point in anticipating a fairy tale? YxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete

80. A Disclaimer Gone Awry reviews
The easiest way to gain ownership for your favorite characters, with half the actual effort!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete

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