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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Dragon Age. Tease- a shameless excuse for a smutlet. I've had people complain that it's short, which I'm guessing interprets as a request for an actual sex scene. I write things that probably shouldn't be written. I ship certain pairings for a very, very long time, long after I lose interest in the series. to come: -untitled nejiten- come hell or high water, neji will find tenten a new apartment. -psychopomp- hidan's been screwed by fate. again. narutoverse featuring reapers. -something terrible that can only be described as a crossover between buffy, twilight (oh lord), and naruto. -dig your grave- in which france and germany cannot have sex in berlin and prussia feigns innocence. france/germany, eventual france/germany/prussia. | |||||||
1. Deviant Behavior reviewsCarver learns that it's best to take Isabela's innuendo with a grain of salt.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-11 - Carver H. & Hawke (M) - Complete2. Smoke In Your Eyes reviewsIt's New Years Eve in London, and Italy's wearing a dress at Hungary's behest. Germany/ItalyHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-11 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete3. Dig Your Grave reviewsIn which France and Germany cannot have sex in Berlin and Prussia feigns innocence. France/Germany, eventual France/Germany/Prussia.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-7-11 - France & Germany4. Distractions reviewsSome drinking, Hidan unsuccessfully trying to brood, and some sneaky intervening.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-10 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete5. Playing Nurse reviews"I told you, moron—" Somehow Kakuzu's flat, unimpressed glare manages to retain some of its effect despite his flushed cheeks. "—I did not get ill because 'Jashin did it out of spite'." Kakuzu catches a cold and Hidan is remarkably unhelpful.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-10 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete6. Breathe In, Breathe Out reviewsOne week before tracking down the nibi, Kakuzu and Hidan rest.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-09 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete7. Vulturine reviewsIn the dark, Hidan is a ghostly specter at his side.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete8. Damage Control reviewsKakuzu hates dealing with the aftermath of Hidan's and Deidara's fights.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-18-08 - Deidara & Hidan - Complete9. Psychopomp reviewsFifty years after his death, Hidan gets screwed by fate again. KakuHidan. Semi-AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-14-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu10. Deadwood reviewsTsunade is sick and tired. Brief introspection. Spoilers for the Jiraiya/Pein/Konan arc.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-08 - Tsunade S. & Jiraiya - Complete11. Just One of Those Days reviews"Hey, Jashin works in strange ways, man," he reasoned, "If He sees fit to have His servant knock up some dude, who am I to question His wisdom?" Something vaguely resembling HidanDeidara. Written for LJ's wtf27.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-07 - Deidara & Hidan12. Teacher, Teacher reviewsKakuzu doesn't get paid enough for his job. AU [Rituals, we all have them.] [KakuHidan]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-11-07 - Hidan & Kakuzu13. Smother reviewsHidans knows that sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind. [KakuHidan][Borders on AU]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-07 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete14. About A Boy » reviewsWhen Tenten started her new job as a telemarketer, she wasn't expecting chaotic office politics, new found friendship with the department gossip, or a dysfunctional relationship in a supply closet. AU [HidanTenten]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 9-25-07 - Hidan & Tenten15. Tease reviewsKakuzu has Hidan right where he wants him. KakuHidanNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-2-07 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete16. Dendrochronology reviewsHidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-7-07 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
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