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| Mind of the Childishly Naive |
Author has written 36 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Super Robot Monkey Team, Dragon Ball Z, Lilo & Stitch, Boondocks, Lackadaisy, Castle, X-Men: The Movie, Inheritance Cycle, and One Piece. "Some unwarranted information." (updated) 04, May, 2013 Nicole Edens. 23, as of the 6th of February. Female. White. Asexual. Pet: Noodle (ironically a wiener dog). Currently works on the couch as a potato, rearing others' children. Begrudgingly resides in lower Tennessee (US). Suffers from weird computer OCD, caffeine addiction (particularly Dr. Pepper), sleep deprivation, fandom ADD, some sort of dyslexia, laziness, hunger, madness, and severe round-about cases of writers/artist-block. A lover of bromance and meat. Has a thesaurus lodged in her throat. Has been writing (moderately well) for FIVE YEARS and still hasn't learned to shut the hell up and not ramble nonsensically. Is an angry octopus. -x- "If BobTheACorn sounds familiar." I have a - Tumblr (currently usoppthisrightnow) - DeviantArt- Twitter - Youtube - rolling under that alias. Come at me, bros. P: -x-x- "Some fanart-y things!" This is random and fucking SWEET! Really. If you guys draw (or even write!) something based off my fics or anything, then please PLEASE PLEASE send me a message with a link so that I can pin them up here and cry quietly over how nice they are, because sharing is caring!! I do all this writing and drawing nonsense because I want to (obviously), but if I helped to inspire someone else even a little bit, I am extremely, ridiculously happy! "Monkey Team Nap" by mageknight -x-x- "Concerning reviews." First of all, I do NOT HOLD ANYTHING for ransom. I'm not going to demand I need so many reviews before I post a new chapter/drabble/anything, because I procrastinate and jump fandoms and my updates are a rare enough sight as it is. (Review-begging is a trait in authors that I absolutely CAN'T STAND, and the smallest hint of it will turn me off of a person's writing, even if it's the best damn writing I've ever laid eyes on.) I don't care if I have 1 or 100 reviews, you will get an update of any kind whenever I finish writing it, whatever it is. I know I'm world's worst about responding to reviews. This is because I'm awkward and ramble-y as fuck and have no idea how to respond other than being repetitive and insane, and I often worry that I accost people. ...If you ask me a direct question, though, I WILL try to answer promptly, but I'm going to go ahead, right here, and make a point of THANKING YOU ALL for taking the time to read something I've written. I appreciate getting feedback of any kind, even if it's just you slamming against the keyboard, I honestly get the biggest, dumbest smile on my face every time I read them. I hope you get something out of my fics, I hope you enjoy them. Letting me know that you did is just icing on the cake. C: -x-x- "Now, about that fanfiction." Please note: I recently dropped myself back down below for 50 marker by deleting a bunch of old stuff that quite frankly didn't agree with me anymore (it was mostly FMA that suffered, for obvious reasons); if you're missing a fic you know was here before - it's gone now, with apologies. It may potentially return in some form or fashion, but given my laziness, that remains to be seen. I also removed Misdeeds, Leavings and Battles, and A Glimpse, because, let me be honest, I'm not in the mood for either of them and I feel bad letting them sit here unfinished. What I'm doing here: Obviously... I'm writing fanfiction. And reading very little of it in return because I am a mean, not-nice person when it comes to reading apparently. It's easy when you're younger and don't really know what writing is supposed to sound like. It's nearly cancer-inducing when you're older... and you do... (Just glancing through the summaries makes me want to scream and throw things at people and get inoculated incase the stupidity is contagious. (See, I'm not a nice person and I'm not sorry.)) But I DO OCCASIONALLY find stuff that blows my friggen mind and has me rolling and writhing around at the computer screen, just grinning or crying like an insane maniac; so be sure you go through my favorites, at least, because there are some quality authors in there and some fics that are SO WORTH READING! What I'm going to be doing in the future: This really only applies to Chaptered fics. I'm going to be ACTUALLY COMPLETING THEM before I start posting, because I have that really troubling problem with my attention span and, I promise, it frustrates me a lot more than it frustrates you (it does). This is going to kill me a little; I love sharing. But I hate getting people all excited about something and then not delivering even more than that. So. What may be Coming Soon: The Boondocks F I X -x- Harry Potter There Are Only Endings, George. -x- A shit-ton of Supernatural and OnePiece stuff. -x-x- And I'm going to shut the fuck up, now, before this gets to be unmanageably long (it's already bordering that, ohgod). I'm gonna go ahead and put the disclaimer for all my stories right here in saying that it's still called FANFICTION for a reason, you idiots, and I am regrettably not half as brilliant as the creators of the things that I write for. If I did own anything... I would probably still be writing fanfiction. It's an excellent stress-reliever. -- Mind of the Childishly Naive (Motcn) | |||||||
1. No Parking On The Battleground » reviewsThe good, the bad, and the - well, I don't want to say ugly, but... yeah, the ugly. / Strawhat thingsOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 11-28-12 - Published: 5-11-12 - Straw Hats P.2. The Pressing Silence of the Sea reviewsA few days outside the Sabaody Archipelago, the sea is calm and quiet. / Heart PiratesOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-20-12 - T. Law & Heart P. - Complete3. How to Use Colors reviewsIn which Luffy is impossible to teach and Rayleigh beats him with a stick. / mid-skipOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-12 - Luffy & S. Rayleigh - Complete4. Pinwheel » reviewsShe's in it for the money, he's in it for the pleasure. That sounds awfully suggestive, doesn't it? Luffy/Nami thingsOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,383 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 11-8-12 - Published: 3-18-12 - Nami & Luffy5. Red and Orange in the Dimness reviewsLuffy loves snow, but he comes from a poor shit of a country that is ill equipped to battle nature on even it's playful, leisurely days. / Luffy 12, Ace 15One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-15-12 - Luffy & Ace - Complete6. So Low Only You Can Hear reviewsHer skin is red and tender from the hand that grips the back of her thigh.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-12 - Nami & Luffy - Complete7. Lantern Light reviewsTreasure-hunting with Luffy can be a daunting experience, but she doesn't have a lot of options, does she? / Luffy and Nami and one swinging lanternOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-12 - Nami & Luffy - Complete8. Idiots reviewsSanji doesn't know why he does anything nice for them. They'd eat the mast and sail if they had to.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-25-12 - Sanji & Luffy - Complete9. The Sea and Sun reviewsLuffy's quiet, reflective moments are infrequent and unsettling. It's a good thing he's so easily distracted from them.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-12 - Luffy & Usopp - Complete10. And Their Flesh Like Glass reviewsThe Varden took Feinster. Then Belatona. And countless cities in between. ...And Glaedr, poor, wise, lonely, unfathomable Glaedr, was content - or discontent - to lie in the broken, unhappy din of his sorrows... and his memories.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-12 - Glaedr & Oromis - Complete11. Wool Gathering reviewsDeep within the mountain city of Tronjheim, Eragon and Saphira find a way to occupy themselves between the Dwarf King's coronation and the feast thereafter. / set during BrisingrInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-12 - Eragon S. & Saphira - Complete12. Periphery reviewsAs a child of twelve, Charles Xavier is not as adept or comfortable with his mutation as he will be in his later years. As a result, his mind wanders - to whatever degree it can. X:FCX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete13. Lackadaisy Vignettes » reviewsAn instance in which the title is the most descriptive thing I can think of. These are dominantly pre-series, but the occasional one will stray into the canon timeline.Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-29-11 - Published: 2-21-11 - Rocky R. & Mordecai H.14. Castles » reviewsThat tiny red-head has been his only constant. She brings out the best in him; she has from the very moment he knew to expect her. / drabble-type thingsCastle - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 5-25-11 - Rick C. & Alexis C.15. More Than You Bargain For reviewsHe'll be fifteen in February and he thinks it's a real mother fuckin' shame he ain't robbed nothin' yet.Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-11 - Ed W. III & Gin R. - Complete16. Myopia reviewsIt starts with Harry breaking a glass, and then ends with him inadvertently fixing some. Or something to that effect. / 1988Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-28-11 - Harry P. & Dudley D. - Complete17. Shoes reviewsOne little sacrifice Mordecai makes in being an older brother. / 1912Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-11 - Mordecai H. - Complete18. Impinge reviewsTo strike or hit something. / 1927, prompt: SHOWDOWNLackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-11 - Freckle M. - Complete19. Laring Gytus reviewsBecause the worst thing about the weather is the cold. / preseries. prompt: WINTERLackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-17-11 - Rocky R. & Freckle M. - Complete20. The Moment You Decide to Run reviewsThat first glimpse. / preseriesLackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-18-10 - Mitzi M. & Zib Z. - Complete21. Lark reviewsHe doesn't do it for meanness; he does it because it's funny and he can't resist, and Freckle will forgive him for it, anyway. / 1913Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-10 - Freckle M. & Rocky R. - Complete22. Effervescence reviewsEven Aunt Nina's terrible formidability can't quell the boyish need to mess up even the simplest of chores once in a while. / 1916Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-10 - Rocky R. & Freckle M. - Complete23. The Sum of Us reviewsOne sentence for every word; it almost makes up a whole lifetime, doesn't it? / JueyBoondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-16-10 - Huey F. & Jazmine D. - Complete24. Shreds reviewsRecovering from that kickball game wasn't as easy as Huey would have liked... / post-3:33 "The Red Ball". collection, because who doesn't love tiny scroll bars? ;IBoondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-10 - Huey F. & Riley F. - Complete25. Consequential reviewsIn which everyone wants to sleep with Huey. / Huey Jazmine 10, Riley 8Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-7-10 - Huey F. - Complete26. Fiftysix Quarters reviewsLeave it up to Gibson to suck all the cute out of something with the horrible, wretched truth. / season 4Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-23-10 - Complete27. Not for Lack of Trying » reviewsCan the ocean keep from rushing to the shore? It's just impossible. / a collection of drabbles and one-shots centered around an Elvis-loving Hawaiian girl and her alien dog.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-2-10 - Published: 12-24-0928. About the Couch reviewsTrunks makes an upsetting discovering about the couch. / post-Buu-ish. rated for suggestivenessDragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-09 - Trunks & Goten - Complete29. Revenge reviewsGohan had been waiting for this opportunity.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-29-09 - Goku & Gohan - Complete30. Bed reviewsApparently he had made a mistake in assuming he was welcome in her bed. Bulma/VegetaDragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-24-09 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete31. Routine reviewsEven the most common routine in the universe is prone to some dysfunction. / Season 3-4Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-09 - Sprx & Nova - Complete32. Final Distance » reviewsAn out distanced relationship...time tests us in so many ways. / RoyEd two-shotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete33. No Smile reviewsNo one really knew how different they were, how alone one would be when the other was gone. There could have been a hole through George's head instead of his heart for all the difference it would have made. / for Fred and George WeasleyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-24-07 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete34. Blackmail » reviewsRandom Hagaren drabbles, mostly RoyEd.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 12-10-05 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
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