|Rey Mysterio's Girl|
Author has written 25 stories for Diagnosis Murder, Wrestling, and Harry Potter.
My Favorate quotes:
"Hissy, hissy, little snakey,
Slither on the floor,
You be good to Morfin
Or he'll nail you to the door.
~Morfin Gaunt, Book 6, Chp 10, Pg 204~
"The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructable.Your defenses must therefore be as flexible and inventive as the arts you seek to undo. These pictures give a fair representation of what happens to those who suffer, for instance, the Cruciatus Curse, feel the Dementor's Kiss, or provoke the aggression of the Inferius"
~Severus Snape, Book 6, Chp 9, Pgs177-178~
"There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. As such I don't expect many of you to appreciate the suble science and exact art that ispotion making, however for those select few... who posess the predisposition. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses. I tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death.
Then agian, maybe some of you have come to come to Hogwarts in possesion of ablities so formittable that you feel confident enough, TO NOT. PAY. ATTENTION.
Mr.Potter. Our. New. Celebrity. Tell me what would I get it I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You don't know? Well lets try agian. Where would you look if I asked you to find me a bezor?"
"I don't know sir."
"And what is the difference between Monkshood and Wolvesbane?"
"I don't know sir."
"Pity, clearly. Fame. Isn't. Everything. Is it Mr.Potter."
"Clearly Hermione knows, why don't you ask her?"
"Put your hand down you silly girl. For your information Potter Asphodel and Wormwood form a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead,a bezor is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and will save you from most poisons, as for Monkshood and Wolvesbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Achonite. Well. Why aren't you all coping this down? And Gryffindors note that five points will be taken from your house, for your classmate's cheek.
~Severus Snape 1st movie~
Wow the whole fricken extended scene. All off the top of my head. I've watched it waaaaaay to many times
" Mr. Moony presents his complements to Professor Snape, and advises him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's buissness."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that would ever become a professor."
"Mr. Wormail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises that he wash his hair, the slime ball."
~Marauder's Map Book 3, Chp 14, Pg 287~
Yo, its Rey Mysterio's Girl. Ya changed the name.I'm not obsessed with Orly anymore. here's what you need to know. I'm 13 years old and in 8th grade. I live in Ohio. RAW was AWSOME! Yeah, saw it live. CHAVITO HEAT BABY! Ok, I might not like JBL but his radio show, The John Bradshaw Layfield Show, is awesome! RANDY ORTON SUCKS!
Tv shows: Numb3rs, Friday Night Smackdown, Diagnosis Murder, Walker Texas Ranger, Doc, Andromeda, Twilight Zone, ER, Navy NCIS, LOST, American Idol, That 70's Show, Friends. Blue collar tv. ( You might be a redneck...)
Wrestlers: (in order)
Rey Mysterio: so hot! you ever seen him without his mask? yum go to.. 619! Thisman is masked lightning in a bottle! REY WON THE ROYAL RUMBLE! REY WON THE ROYAL RUMBLE! YEAH! REY REY RULES! He still has a chance! Did you see his face when the match was changed? It was great!
Eddie Guerrero: LATINO HEAT! pity his nephew is such a freak. Latino Heat is gone. wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. : ( Rest in Peace Eddie Guerrero. Eddie is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame! I'm so happy. This and making it a Triple Threat match at WM22 for the WHC makes me half forgive Vince. Only half mind you.
Chris Benoit: Rabid Wolverine and so hot need I say more? You know How he lost his tooth? It resulted from, of all things, an accident involing his pet rottweiler. One day, he was stuck with his dog's head under his chin and it popped out. I thought that was really funny.
Christain: CLB yes but still cute. Left WWE waaaaaahhh. Works in TNA
Undertaker: no matter what Orton did the Deadman lives because you can't kill the Deadman. He is a Legend. You hear me, LEGEND!
John Cena: HOT HOT HOT. I saw him live when I went to RAW!
Triple H:the Game Rocks
Batista: (see Cena) Mark Henery kicked his ass :(
Matt Hardy: so glad he came to Smackdown. "I will not die!"
Hardcore Holly: Awsome skills as wrestler and ref.
Juventud Guerrera: (the Juice)(Mexicools)Kind of cute & funny. OMG he was released :(
Chavo Guerrero: Finally back to who he should be.
Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool" so cute
The Rock: cute. I want him back!
Joey Mercury: cute
Johnny Nitro: really hot
Stone Cold Steve Austin: cool "and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so"
Mick Foley: This guy is funny. Example here is day 2 of his blog:
"5:15 a.m., local Afghan time: Let me state for the record in this, my second handwritten Web log entry, that Gene Snitsky can snore louder than any man on this planet. Perhaps somewhere on the plains of Africa there lies a pregnant rhinoceros (maybe the oneTajiri spoke of so eloquently on our last episode of RAW), making more offensive, guttural sleeping noises than Mr. Snitsky … perhaps. But as far as people go, Snitsky gets the nod. He’s the loudest there is, the loudest there was and the loudest there ever will be.
Several of us are scheduled to appear on Rita Cosby’s live MSNBC show this morning. Now, Rita’s show airs live at 9 p.m. (ET), so due to the fact that Afghanistan is somewhere in the vicinity of way the hell over on the other side of the world, I knew our wakeup call would be coming at a very early hour. I did not know, however, that Gene Snitsky’s own, personal alarm clock would see to it that no other wakeup call would be needed.
Writer’s note: It was so loud that in between the first and second paragraph, I took solace on a doorstep in 30-degree weather in order to evade Snitsky’s onslaught.
I think we’re all very excited about Rita’s show. Not only has she treated us all right, but through adventurous and memorable days, she has become almost like one of the gang. I am truly thankful for her decision to take the trip with us. Most of us in the wrestling business accept that the mainstream news media is either going to ignore us or knock us, and I think most of us understand that Rita’s show will allow people back home to see us in a different, far more positive light than the one they’ve previously viewed us in.
My enthusiasm for this whole Web log thing may fizzle over time, but until that fizzling process begins, I am determined to offer WWE fans not only a different perspective on the big WWE issues of the day, but also a perspective on the smaller, sometimes overlooked moments that make the WWE experience so unique. After all, our WWE photographers and film crews do such a great job of capturing actions and emotions that describing them in words seems kind of unnecessary. I mean, fans can see in a heartbeat how excited the fans are about our trip. A vivid, Mick Foley description of "why the troops are excited" probably doesn’t add a whole lot to the situation.
But taking my pen and marble composition tablet behind the scenes of last night’s huge autograph extravaganza to reveal the clandestine and heretofore unreported note-passing process that took place between the table of Mick Foley/John Cena and the table of Ashley/Candice Michelle, I truly feel like my Snitsky-induced early wakeup will not have been in vain.
I have another statement for the record, at the time of the autograph session, I was tired. Really tired. Goofy tired. Understandably tired. We were finishing up our second, nonstop day of visiting bases and were giving the option of either eating at the mess hall or rest in our "hooches," Army-speak for small, wooden buildings where several large wresters all sleep — separated only by some plywood. Do you know how fatigued WWE wrestlers have to be to all bypass a free meal in favor of a nap?
Writer’s note: It’s 8 a.m., and we have just returned from Rita’s show, which went really well, with the exception of my having casually mentioned on national television that I was writing a Web log about passing notes to beautiful girls at our autograph session. In other words, my clandestine encounter is not so clandestine anymore. Even worse, my wife will now find out about her husband’s note-passing ways and expect a full explanation.
Well, here goes: With more than 1,000 members of the U.S. military lined up in the cold to meet their favorite WWE Superstars (and Coach, too), you would surely expect each and every wrestler, Diva and TV personality to be at their most fired up for the good of the fans. Not this WWE Superstar. For the first half-hour of this extravaganza, I yawned, nodded off and displayed such little charisma that I was mistaken for Al Snow. To make things even worse, I couldn’t help but notice that the reaction I was harnessing — even when seated at the same table as WWE Champion John Cena — was not what I was expecting or used to. What was the deal? Gradually, after careful study, I came to realize just exactly what the deal was.
Cena and I were seated at the second table from the entrance, with the other members seated two-to-a-table for a total of 10 tables that looped in a semicircle around the building. Now, in my mind, a good autograph session is like a good wrestling card. It should build slowly, travel a tragedy of brilliant peaks and gentle drops and then climax with a crescendo. There in lies the problem: Cena and I were basically the second match on the card, following the opening match … Candice and Ashley. What a predicament! The fans were going absolutely crazy for the girls, who responded in kind by really lavishing attention on the service members. The crescendo, the climax, was occurring immediately, and Cena and I were left to try to pick the crumbs from the girls’ plate. Fearing for my reputation, I fired off an angry note to the Divas. As a Foley Web log exclusive, here is the angry note in its entirety:
Dear Candice and Ashley,
The Hardcore Legend and the WWE Champion are sitting together, but by the time fans get to us, they couldn’t care less. I was so excited about this autograph session, and now you’ve ruined it. Thanks a lot; you guys are really great friends.
Mick Foley (The Hardcore Legend) & John Cena (The WWE Champion)
Really mature, right? But hey, it seemed to be just what the doctor ordered. Just seeing the two Divas laugh revived me in a way that a Red Bull, a diet coke and a double-shot of espresso had failed to do. We even got a note back — meaning that since for the first time since ninth-grade gym class, I was engaged in a full-fledged note-passing session. It was awesome.
So awesome, in fact, that there was only one way to top it: photo defacement. It started innocently enough with the blacking out of a couple of Lilian Garcia’s teeth on a "Tribute to the Troops" glossy photo of WWE Superstars and Divas. It graduated to drawing aviator goggles on Vince McMahon (a questionable move at best, considering that he signs the checks) before setting our sights firmly on the image of Coach. Time seemed to fly and Cena and I directed our considerable artistic talents into as many Coach creations as time would allow. There was Afro Coach; Mohawk Coach; Hasidic Coach; Pinocchio Coach; Kung-Fu Coach; El Coacho (Mexican masked wrestler); Mickey Mouse Coach; and others too ridiculous to mention. We even tried to create "Helluva Announcer" Coach, but we gave up in frustration when we deemed the task impossible. Hell, Vince McMahon has been trying to do the same thing for three years, and even he can’t pull it off.
I went back to the hooch in high spirits. Our time in Afghanistan has not only been a time of accomplishment, it has been a time of extreme laughter, bonding and even note-passing. It was a night to remember, a night to relive, which I was in the process of doing when Gene Snitsky’s snores, like a ringing alarm cutting off a wet dream, ruined it all." See what I mean? (this belongs to the WWE) for the rest of it, go to the website.
Wrestlers that annoy the heck out of me:
RANDY ORTON: #1 FUCKER! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! I WILL NEVER ROOT FOR THE SON OF A BITCH EVER AGIAN, THE DAMN MOTHER FUCKER! BURN IN HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH! SCRIPTED OR NOT, HE'S STILL AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE SAID IT! I HOPE THIS MAN DIES A PAINFUL DEATH! I HATE YOU RANDAL KEITH ORTON!
JBL: John Bastard Gayfield. he was cute as Bradshaw but now he is a freak. Wrestling God, more like Wrestling Fraud. I do like his radio show though. Listen to the weapons of mass destruction section, about halfway through, after the call from Brad. It is hilarious
Booker T: Why in heck did he do that to Beniot.
Nunzio: skinny freak
Simon Dean: shut up already.
The Boogyman: Disgusting
Kurt Angle: Ugly, bald, talks to much but never accomplishes anything
Eric Bischoff: I HAAAAAAATE THIS MAN! Read Eddie's book and the things Eddie said about him were disgusting. No one mistreats MY LATINOS!
The Dicks: What's with the friggen baby oil. Dumbest people ever
Mark Henery : There are few people who beat up Batista I like and he is definitely not one of those select few. You should burn in hell you sadistic, no good, fat, ugly, son of a bitch
Sylvan: Anything but cute and sooooooo stuck up.
Favorate Harry Potter Charactors:
Hermione: She's smart and really seems to know whats going on, compaired to Ron who is so clueless.
Sirius Black: I don't know why I like him. He'sthe big father figure in Harry's life.
Lupin: He's cool but I still have trouble thinking of him as a troublemaker.
Severus Snape: I don't know what it is, I never really liked him until the fourth book. I think HG/SS is cute.
Draco Malfoy: Only in a Hermione pairing.
Lucius Malfoy: same as Draco. I am picky about LMHG pairings. I only like really well written ones that build up to it really well.
Reyanyone (no slash)
Eddieanyone (no slash)
Chavoanyone (no slash)
Harry Potter Pairings
HGSS (this is my main one)
Orlando Bloom, David Kromholz, David Wenham, Karl Urban
Singer: Keith Urban, Blake Shelton, Constantine Maroulis, Bo Bice, Garth Brooks. ANY COUNTRY MUSIC
Groups: Rascal Flatts, Lonestar, Metallica, Little Big Town, Big and Rich, 3 Doors Down
Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, Series of Unfortunate Events, Dark is Rising, Inheritance (Eragon, Eldest), Shadow Children Series.
A Father's Legacy- Dominik was only 8 when a botched spike piledriver threw his life into chaos.
Crossing Boarders - Rey has broken numerous barriers in his time. Now can he break the biggest barrier of all?
For those of you who don't like my Eddie fics, DEAL WITH IT! They are tributes to him so if you don't like it, DON'T CRY TO ME AND WASTE MY TIME! Thank You.
DROP ME A LINE, I'M OPEN TO ALL SUGESTIONS!
HOPE YOU LIKIE (WAVES LIKE A MORON WITH BAD HILLBILLY TEETH) BYE BYE NOW Y'ALL!
Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind,
~Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone~
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