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Hello! Welcome to my profile-The profile of the Dramatic Llama. The title's all mine to claim and bear so... Yeah! I'm a Female, and my age is between 0 and 100. You have to guess! ;D I don't live in USA,UK or anywhere close to them. I live in Europe-in a small country most of you have probably never heard of. I'm a fangirl of many things,and ththe things are piling up one after another- for I'mstill alive,aren't I? And as long as I'm alive,I'll keep reading and discovering.Why not? I like reading Yaoi,and for my age... Let's just say 'Mayor Slasher.' I enjoy good music, and most styles, but I can't seem to stand Country... Now,there's enough about me, Now let's check out the extra-long profile! >W
2. You! Off my planet! 3. "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."--Unknown 4. How do I set my laser printer to stun? 5. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 6. Warning: Dates on calender are closer than they appear 7. Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. 8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. 9. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Samuel Levenson 10. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. 11. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde 12. With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom. 13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 14. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever. 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. 16. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? 17. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again. 18. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. 19. This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. 20. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head. 21. I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect. 22. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. 23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying? 24. Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit! 25. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 26. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. 27. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it. 28. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams 29. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to. 30. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one. 31. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. 32. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies. 33. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that. 34. I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience. 35. What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?! 36. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil. 37. I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm out of bubble gum. - Seto Kaiba 38. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege. 39. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool. 40. I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal. 41. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back. 42. Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back. 43. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh. 44. You STFU and I kick your ass. It's the law of equivalent exchange...bitch. 45. I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode. 46. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 47. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 48. My reality check bounced. 49. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill. 50. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. - is it just me, or can I see this coming from/happening to Hiruma(ES21)? 51. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. 52. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing. 53. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. 54. "One should never come between a Saiyajin and food. You'll accomplish nothing, and the Saiyajin might become homicidal." - Shin, DBZ 55. "I don't date vampires, I kill them." Anita Blake - Guilty Pleasures 56. "Can I still be the scourge of vampire kind while I'm sleeping with the head bloodsucker? You bet." Anita Blake - the Killing Dance 57. "There is nothing like ruining the calm of a hundred-year-old vampire to boost a girl's morale." Anita Blake 58. "Murphy's law is the only true dependable thing in my life most of the time." Anita Blake 59. "No one was shooting at me yet. I was encouraged by that." - Anita Blake 60. "Paranoia is just another word for longevity." - Anita Blake 61. Anita: "Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" Jean-Claude: "I am over two hundred." Anita: "I rest my case." 62. "We might shoot each other one fine day, but we'd never sleep together. He was more interested in the fresh burn than my breasts." Anita on Edward 63. "Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human." Anita - Circus of the Damned 64. "Never take your eyes off the vampire in front of you to glance at the werewolf behind you. One problem at a time." Anita Blake 65. "The vampires call me the Executioner, but they call Edward Death. After all, I'd never used a flamethrower on them." Anita Blake 66. "You don't volunteer to slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy." Anita Blake 67. Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?" 68. "I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one." 69. "Killing I understand. Relationships confuse me." 70. "I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection the other bodyguards will make fun of me." Edward to Anita 71. Simon: "I hope that monster guts you, bitch." Anita: "Thats Ms. Bitch to you." 72. "Once you get me angry I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have." 73. Gabrielle: "I'm looking for my best friend. Maybe you've seen her? Six feet tall, dark hair, lots of leather, fights like the Harpies in a bad mood? Her name's Xena." 74. Either find a way or make one. 75. The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears. - Angels & Demons 76. Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke 77. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates 78. Executing a plan takes one part patience, one part strategy, and two parts dumb luck. - Unknown 79. Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back! - Firefly 80. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln 81. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Unknown 82. This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply ashamed. - Spike, BtVS 83. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. - Anonymous 84. Normal is just a setting on your dryer. 85. Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor. 86. Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head. 87. Good girls always fall for the bad boys - even if they don't admit it. 88. "Your halo's falling down." - fanfic unknown, Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neiji 89. To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. - Miroku, IY 90. Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha 91. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. 92. Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain. 93. Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain. 94. You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. - David Klass 95. If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. - Unknown(but would Hiruma say it?) 96. "Oh, look. A mini-Itachi." - Whisper about Sasuke, Foxchild 97. Rule #9: When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts. Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing?" Buffy: "I thought I might try violence." Xander: "Solid call." 98. It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - one of Murphy's many laws. 99. Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibbs 100. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. 101. I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want? 102. I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message. 103. People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere. 104. I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world! 105. Welcome Strangers, you must be cold//Stay a while, the day grows old//Be not afraid, no dangers near//Just recall, we're all mad here. 106. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private. 107. My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. - Douglas Adams 108. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler 109. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. 110. "You smell of other people's blood, ma petite." I smiled at him, sweetly. "It was no one you knew." Anita Blake. 111. Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop. - Anita Blake 112. I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control? - Anita Blake 113. Curiosity killed the cat. Here's to hoping it didn't do the same for animators. - Anita Blake 114. He could have the bed. I'd take the couch. What could be more innocent? Biker Nuns from Hell, but besides that. - Anita Blake 115. Better to be judged by twelve, then carried by six. - Murphy's Law, mp 116. Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap. - Murphy's Law, mp 117. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. - Murphy's Cops Laws 118. Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). - Cops Laws 119. Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch. - Murphy's Cops Laws 120. Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you. - Murphy's War Laws 121. Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws (applicable also to Hiruma) 122. When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws 123. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. - War Laws 124. Weather ain't neutral. - War Laws 125. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. - War Laws 126. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. - War Laws 127. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. - War Laws 128. Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names. 129. "What's your connection to him, Harry? What's your role in this?" This was what Athena needed to know. She knew of Harry's connection, but she didn't know what, exactly, it was. Her familiar couldn't tell her for some reason. Athena needed to know if Harry was working for or against Voldemort. After his words, she could easily guess which side the boy was on, but she had to be absolutely positive. She watched as Harry smiled a smile that was cold and cruel, that she'd seen on Ares' face when he went into a battle that he knew he'd win, and have fun doing so. She'd seen that smile on Hades' face when he got a particularly nasty soul that he would get to punish for eternity. And she saw that smile on Heras' face when she got the best of Zeus. "My role? I get to kill him." - HP, from Consort to War - fanfic 130. It was hard to tell with the goblins' craggy faces, but I could have sworn their faces were murderous. I vaguely recalled something about crossing a goblin. Don't. - forget which HPN fic this from 131. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. 132. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. 133. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. 134. In theory, everything works. 135. Do unto others before they do unto you. 136. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? 137. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. 138. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 139. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 140. Dimitri: Here, I bought you a dress. Anastasia: (laughs) You bought me a...tent. Dimitri: What are you looking for? Anastasia: The Russian circus! I think it's still in here! 141. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. 142. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. 143. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. 144. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. 145. "Legolas doesn't speak a lot - he prefers to let his actions speak for him. Legolas' moves are smooth and elegant, like a cat. You know how cats can jump and land steadily on their paws? That's what I'm trying to do. There's a strength in that, but it's very balletic. It's also bloody hard to do without falling over!" 146. "Vig used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'" 147. "We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!" 148. "Elf Envy...they all had it." --Orlando Bloom on various occasions 149. If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door. 150. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement. 151. If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie! 152. Consciousness - that annoying time between naps. 153. Smile - it confuses people. 154. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 155. Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing. 156. "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." 157. Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut. 158. I reject your reality and substitute my own. 159. "If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination." 160. "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... " 161. "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." 162. "Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway" 163. "It takes 46 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to flip 'em the bird." 164. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" 165. A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' 166. A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!" 167. A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face. 168. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail. 169. A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test. 170. "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 180. "Fuji-senpai, even robbers have something called survival instincts. You could walk covered in money through the park at midnight and still be safer than a babe in its crib." the younger boy scoffed. "That's not very nice, kitten." "But very true, good night, senpai." - Fuji and Ryoma - Enigmatic Prey 181. "A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it." 182. "Don't drink and drive!You might hit a bump and spill your drink." 183. "Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." 184. "God must love stupid people, he made so many." 185. " Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects" 186. "Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it." 187. "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them." 188. "God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..." 189. "Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." 190. "Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words." 191. "Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." 192. "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." 193. "Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about." 194. "Everything can be taken from man but one thing: the last of human freedoms—to choose one's own attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way." (Viktor Frank) 195. What does not learn does not change. What does not change does not live. What does not live does not die. 196. 'There is nothing as irrational, dangerous and illogical as an Uchiha in denial'. 197. Black mambas are not the most poisonous snake in the world, but just two drops of their venom can kill a human. They can grow up to 14' long and can move at 12 mph. They are not named they're coloring. They are generally a dark brown or olive (though I'm making Ictus pure black). They are named for they inside of their mouths, which are a deep, dark black. 198. He resolved to blow something up again soon- it seemed to be therapeutic. - Bakura, from Akuryou 199. Suddenly the braided boy leaned over. "Ya know, we never introduced ourselves," he whispered. "Duo Maxwell. I run, I hide, but I never lie." "Ore no namae wa Shiraga Bakura desu," he whispered back. "Nice to meet you, Maxwell-san." The other flashed a grin. "Call me Duo. If blowing up a building together doesn't put us on a first name basis, I don't know what does." The former spirit grinned back. "Duo, then." - Duo & Bakura, from Akuryou 200. "Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him. Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard."Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence." - Harry Potter, forgot which fic 201. "Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?" (Unknown) 202. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." (Oscar Wilde) 203. No wonder the Pharaoh hated him so much. Bakura had to be the only person on the planet who screwed everyone over and came out on top more often than the Pharaoh himself…unless it was against the Pharaoh, that is. - Malik on Bakura, Sniping Cobra 204. And Salazar, though sneaky and sly, never lied. He was a man of his word…it just took time to learn how to understand his word that was the problem. The twisting of the few words he did speak normally left many thinking he was a slimy liar but if told such he could easily prove every time that he never lied. 25 Things My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Copy & Pasties If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile Random Quotes Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. Best friends through thick and thin! 25 Things My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Quotes (that I stole or found): Truth is always stranger then fiction. death is but a door...it swings both ways. I like the insanity but stop the stupidity! Those that say nothings inpossable never tried to slam a revolving door. order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos. death is for those with nothing better to do. in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE. When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. LOOK MA, NO BRAIN! It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door... Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass! 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. A day without sunshine, is like, night. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand. BAD COP!NO DONUT! Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!" Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines! Do not play leap frog with a unicorn. Elvis has left the planet. Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks. Horn broken: watch for Finger! I have the Body of a god...Buddha... It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun” 333 I’m only half evil Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem. Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed. I’ll be a marshmallow peep, Smash me nuts captain. I don’t play dumb, I always lose. Nutter then a fruitcake. Spoon! Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. Cancer cures smoking. Constipated people don't give a crap. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I bet I can stop gambling. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? Few women admit their age, few men act it. Vegetarians taste better. I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to. Elvis shot JFK. So many people...so few comets. Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. You non-conformists are all alike. Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have. Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal. Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good. Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart." Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Spandex: A privilege, not a right. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is. Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive. Dyslexics of the world unite! Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, proud-to-be-crazy-4-ever, Kiyoshi Michi, The Dramatic Llama 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 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If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world. copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one). Weird is good and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere, copy and paste this into you're profile. If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile. If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into you're profile. 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If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. If people give you strange looks all the time, copy this into your profile. If you ever drunk blood, copy this into your profile. If you want to hit so many people, by the time you hit them all, you're old, copy this into your profile. If you hate pink, copy this into your profile. If you hate people that just wear something just because it's fashion, copy this into your profile. If you have people you want to trow out of a airplain without a parachute, copy this into your profile. If you're addicted to chocolate, copy this into your profile. If you're addicted to fire, copy this into your profile. If you tryed eating your food with chopsticks, copy this into your profile. If you found out you can't eat with chopsticks normally, copy this into your profile. If you have a powerful killer intent and use it all the time, copy this into your profile. 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If you think normal people are so damn weird, copy this into your profile. If you read this whole thing to the end, be proud, and copy this into your profile. | |||||||||
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