ATTENTION TO THE READERS OF 'OF CHEEZITS AND TARANTULAS':
I have removed it until I complete it's total renovation. I'm re-writing it: cutting some characters and storylines, re-focusing the story, and detailing it more. The previous version was just direct Microsoft Word-to-FF.net with no revisions. Basically it was a rough-draft.
Characters I'm cutting:
Fox, Gary, Swan's siblings, Starling(Her rare appearances are no more), Crane, Lucille, and all other characters that are not cannon Storm Hawks or Cyclonians who rarely get any lines.
Storylines I'm cutting:
Ravess becomes new Cyclonis
Dark Ace-dead
Stork hates Swan's guts
Plus many others.
SAMPLE PARAGRAPH:
"I know it's moldy. I wonder what it used to be?" Aerrow lined up the shot, flicking his wrist as the fuzzy being flew across the small kitchen and landed inside the full trash can. He lifted both arms in a triumphant gesture and opened the refrigerator again.
"You just killed a mouse." Stork said, sipping his coffee. "I did?" The pilot rolled his eyes.
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NAME: Jennifer AGE: teenager. GENDER: Female o.k. I really hate this one but my friend INSISTS i put this here: LABEL: Emo/Goth(aka Emothic) hi.. if your wondering where i come up with my stories, they just come to me suddenly. if i'm nowhere near my computer, i write them down. they normally come to me in doctor's offices and boring places like that. luckily for you, i get sick alot so i write alot.. anyway, i'm a 13 year old girl who lives in florida and raises chickens and watches stormhawks. i LOVE Evanescence, I practically worship them. Amy Lee is my idol and Evanescence is right below Stork on my list of fandoms, ranking in at no. 2 of about eighty-nine. and I've got stage fright that surpasses Stork's! I also hate my Lanuage Arts teacher. she hates me. the hate is mutual. what cruel person would make me go to the front of the class every day when i'd rather kill myself than go up there, ON PURPOSE, her knowing full well that my stagefright is that serious?! I'm blind in one eye, and have a scar on my other one. i have my hair covering the blind one most of the time because the eye scares most people when i talk to them. i seriously have eye problems, dude. one blind, the other clawed at by a total B!! my friends say it makes me look like Zira from The Lion King 2, or a girl Scar. and don't even ask me how that girl made a scar that huge and long-lasting, because i don't even know!
ROCK ON!
If you've ever choked on air or tripped over a leaf, please copy this into your profile!!
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby/preppy people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their ass off at the others.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation you forgot why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
favorie bands
Evanesceance
My Chemical Romance
Linkin Park
Gorrilaz
Avril Lavigne
Greenday
!~Copy and paste~!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
If you think those kids should just give the Trix Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (it's just cereal, give it to the rabbit!)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I have done this so many times, it's unbelieveable!)
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile (WEEEEEEE!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who hasn't done this before!)
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D (too many smileys can be evil!)
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile (SUGAR HIGH!)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (stupid mosqitoes!)
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! xD(apperently)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I would probably be, in one word, preppy. shudders)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Storm hawks(Stork) and MADTV. even my family is scared of me!)
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (singing is fun, especially if u do it in random bursts!)
If you think H.W. should be a thing of the past, c&p this in your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Ficth told them it was uncool to breathe.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the other 8 percent laughing their heads off.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever crashed into a wall(or anything else) while sugarhigh, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think being unique is better than being cool( being unique is COOL), copy this into your profile
If you have ever tried to gulp down 2 liters of coke and choked yourself, copy this into your profile
If you hate those snobby obnoxious people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (I had better see this in all your profiles!! Or else!! D: )
Too many people have smoked marijuna. Put this in your profile if you haven't
Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, add this to your bio
Drugs are bad news(NO EFFING DUH) Spread the word.
If you have ever had too much candy, copy and pate this into your bio
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, Kitty32192, I-Am-A-Fighting-Dreamer, Luna123
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it is uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their off at the others.
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
( For me, that song would be 'Tourniquet' by Evanescence. I do A, B, and C all the time! )
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool(being unique is COOL...), copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you agree Sesame street is for teens too, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you ever talked to somebody for five minutes before you noticed they were talking to somebody else, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a lot of popsicles, been freezing, but still ate the popsicles put this in your profile!
I tried to kill my pain, but only brought more so much more
I lay dying, praying, bleeding, and screaming! Am I too lost to be saved? Am I too lost?
My God, my tourniquet, return to me salvation! My God, my tourniquet, return to me salvation!
do you remember me? Lost for so long! Will you be on the other side or will you forget me?
I’m dying, praying, bleeding, and screaming! Am I too lost to be saved? Am I to lost?
’ My God, my tourniquet, return to me salvation! My God, my tourniquet, return to me salvation!
I want to DIE!
My wounds cry for the grave, my soul cries for deliverance.
Will I be denied Christ, my tourniquet, my suicide?