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1. Christmas with the Joker reviews

It's Christmas Eve in Quebec City, and Marie-Cecile Blandine is preparing the reveillon feast. Pere Noel arrives a bit early. Better if you've read "Butcher, Baker, Tailor" and "Queen of Hearts" first.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-19-09 - Joker - Complete

2. An Evening with Edgar reviews

Ten, Martha, and Edgar Allan Poe. Threatened to write it in "The 1969 Diaries" but not necessary for you to have to read that to get this. Me loading on the Martha-angst.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-09 - 10th Doctor & Martha J. - Complete

3. Yonder Comes a Courteous Knight » reviews

One-shots and drabbles, some cross-overs, definitely tending toward the Guy/Marian spectrum but a mixed bag with mixed ships. Travel to Tyre, in the TARDIS, and into realms tender and terrifying.

Crossover - Doctor Who & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-28-08 - 10th Doctor & Guy G.

4. Making It Stranger » reviews

The Doctor arrives in Arkham Asylum while Jack Harkness meets Batman. Cardiff must brace itself for a visit from the Clown Prince of Crime. A Batman/Nolan!verse cross over with Doctor Who and Torchwood. Rated M for violence later on in the story.

Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,750 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete

5. Queen of Hearts » reviews

Sequel to Butcher, Baker, Tailor. What will lure Cecile Blandine, tailor's daughter, to Gotham? And why won't the Joker leave her alone?

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,349 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete

6. Butcher, Baker, Tailor » reviews

The clothes are custom, no labels." Marie-Cecile Blandine's father is a tailor. He has an unusual client--the Joker. Set in Quebec the winter before the events of TDK, sequel is on its way.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 8-6-08

7. The Doctor's Worst Day » reviews

Author's Notes: Again, it crawled out of a dark corner of my brain. Obviously if we were being serious, the Doctor's worst day would be grim indeed ... the Time War, "Earthshock," "Doomsday," etc. And perhaps when I'm in an angsty mood I'll put the poor

Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-08 - Complete

8. Once Is Never Enough reviews

Sarah Jane Smith after the events of The Five Doctors.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

9. Time Lords Don't Get the Flu reviews

If you've read Over and Under, this is in a similar vein--except funny instead of sad.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

10. The Swamps of Home reviews

Steven Taylor the First Doctor's companion has an interesting run-in from the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

11. Nine Hours, Give or Take

Stream of consciousness for Donna and the Doctor in Partners in Crime.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Published: 6-6-08

12. Ian and the Beatles reviews

to answer that age-old question of how did Ian know the lyrics to “Ticket to Ride” when the last time he’d been in 20th-century London was 1963

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete

13. Still Life reviews

Sarah Jane Smith goes to Ashingdon to report on the Big Pit closing ... and meets an exceptional artist.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete

14. The 1969 Diaries reviews

Martha has to pick up a job and a diary-writing habit in 1969.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete

15. 1896 reviews

As alluded to in 1996, Jack Harkness made the acquaintance of Oscar Wilde. Was he out to kill him or to save him?

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete

16. A Hull of a Time reviews

The Fifth Doctor, Tegan, and Turlough in Hull in the 1920s. Wonder who they'll meet ... ?

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete

17. 1996 reviews

According to Jack in "Utopia," he saw Rose growing up on the Estate in the '90s ...

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete

18. La Nuit la Plus Profonde reviews

For a morbidity Christmas challenge ... just a little drabble

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-08 - Erik & Christine - Complete

19. Doctor Who the Musical season 3 » reviews

Picking up where season 2 left off, full of craziness, spoilers, jokes in poor taste, lots of music ... it's a general monstrosity.

Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-08

20. Shaving is a Tedious Thing reviews

When Rose said the Doctor cuts himself shaving, her lighthearted quip concealed a painful history ...

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-08 - Complete

21. Over and Under » reviews

Martha and the Doctor on a shopping mall under a gaseous sea. Martha being jealous and unrequited.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-2-08 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete

22. In Good Faith reviews

For a Morbidity Contest eons ago. Christine made a promise Christine is a good girl

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-07 - Christine & Raoul - Complete

23. Six Drabbles reviews

Mostly angstyfluffy drabbles ranging from The Christmas Invasion to Runaway Bride.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-07 - Complete

24. Heroes the Musical reviews

In the vein of Doctor Who the Musical season 2. Copyright infringement, laughter, disgust, music, etc.

Heroes - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-07 - Complete

25. Firsts reviews

MalInara ... tea, winter night, miscommunications, hurts.

Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-07 - Inara & Mal - Complete

26. Usher Inn reviews

The Ninth Doctor, in Regency England. Or is it the edge of oblivion?

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-07 - Complete

27. St Valentine's Day » reviews

Some time before Boom Town, the Doctor and Rose stumble upon some sinister goingson while London rebuilds from the Great Fire of 1666.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 7-31-07

28. Letters from a French Actress »

Set between TCOTBP and DMC. A French actress finds herself in Tortuga. I stray from my normal JackElizabeth action to find some time for Norrington.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,009 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 1-4-07

29. J'ai vu le loup reviews

The Seventh Doctor, Ace, and a dark fairy tale.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete

30. Lollipops and Patterned Socks reviews

Peri and the Sixth Doctor. In Disneyland. Chaos ensues.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-07 - Complete

31. Time Management reviews

Crossover with Phantom of the Opera. The Eighth Doctor gets an unexpected hitchhiker in the TARDIS.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete

32. Second Hand reviews

Alien Big Cats in Shropshire, and a mysterious artist named Tegan.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete

33. A New Course in Egyptology

Bronwen the volunteer gets an unexpected visitor at the Egypt Centre in Swansea.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete

34. Doctor WhoThe Musical season 2 » reviews

My attempt to break as many copyrights as possible in one piece of parody writing. Subscribes to the Forbidden Broadwaytype parody of musicals. There will be errors in continuity please point them out and I will fix them. On with the show.

Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,031 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 2-2-07

35. Happy Christmas reviews

The Ninth Doctor surprises Rose. Written before watching The Christmas Invasion and flouting the comments made in The Doctor Dances. Piece of harmless fluff.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-22-07 - Complete

36. Il Ne Faut Croire a Rien reviews

It wasn't easy for Rose to forget Sarah Jane Smith and all she represented. My first 10th Doctor fic.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-17-07 - Complete

37. Origins » reviews

The Persian was old when he spoke to Leroux and may have gotten a few facts about the TrapDoor Lover muddled, for example his birthplace, his father's profession. Here are the details reworked for posterity. A threepart story from the POV of Erik's fath

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,007 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 9-14-06 - Erik & Persian/Daroga

38. If Pride Will reviews

Moviebased in which the Phantom contemplates Christine during Masquerade.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete

39. The Doctor in Exile

Eighth Doctorbased, just some musings he might have, in poem form.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Published: 8-29-06 - Complete

40. The Night

Inspired by the film, but it's rather obscure and abstract. In it, the Phantom personifies the night.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 8-29-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete

41. Erik reviews

Very old poem I've cleaned up for general consumption. Drugs, Christine, angst, Kayuniverse.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete

42. Mazenderan

Another Kayish poem, with Erik's thoughts on Persia.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 8-29-06 - Erik - Complete

43. Beneath the Opera reviews

A short poem about the underground portions of the Opera House that tourists don't get to see, written after I visited it in 2005, with hints of what might be buried under there.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-06 - Complete

44. So Much for Deserted Beaches reviews

or, What Really Happened on the Island season 27 2005 cross over with ... Pirates of the Caribbean. Arrr.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete

45. What Might Have Been reviews

Kayish poem from Erik's POV. Regret. Bitterness. You know the drill.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-06 - Erik - Complete

46. Stars reviews

Just a little poem recalling the last few images of Ep. III, ie, Padme's funeral and Darth Vader looking at the stars. My first and so far only Star Wars fic.

Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-06 - Darth V. & Padmé Amidala - Complete

47. Rose reviews

Short poem, set early on in season 27, on what Rose thinks of the Doctor and how she'll never be able to fully know him.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-06 - Complete

48. Friday the 13th reviews

The inevitable occurs ... Rose sleeps with Jack. Or so it appears. Is the TARDIS just playing with everybody's heads? RoseNine fluff, sexual situations, you were warned. Takes place between The Doctor Dances and Boom Town.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-06 - Complete

49. Triangle reviews

Poem, set at the end of DMC. Will, Norrington, and Jack examine their claims on Elizabeth.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-19-06 - Complete

50. Bring Me That Horizon » reviews

Don't read if you don't want to see Jack Elizabeth shipping galore. Will Turner disappears, apparently dead. Port Royal is struck by a plague. Elizabeth's only hope is to bribe Jack Sparrow to her plan, but has she really considered the consequences? V

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,589 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 9-3-05 - Complete

51. Scars » reviews

Based upon Leroux. We know Erik lived in and helped build the Opera during the Commune. Follows the experiences of a nurse sequestered in the rising Opera building. Has been shot with a healthy dose of Kay.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 9-2-05 - Complete

52. The Pajama Game reviews

Even cold, indifferent psychiatrists like Dr. Jonathan Crane need pajamas. Where did he get his and why? I'm deadly serious.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-23-05

53. Where You Were reviews

A oneshot based on Leroux: what was Christine and Raoul's life together like after Erik's death? Takes place at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-05 - Complete

54. Cold Shower reviews

Dr. Jonathan Crane broods over some memories he'd prefer to forget. Oneshot.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-2-05 - Complete

55. Caress reviews

Short poem based on movie and play of emotions over Gerard Butler's face. Nothing more.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-05

56. Debt to Aretino reviews

Moviebased. A possible look inside the Phantom's head between the Rooftop scene and Masquerade.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-05