Hey ya'll, what's up? Yeah I say 'ya'll', but you all just sounds weird. Thank you if you reviewed,and if you read my stories, it really helped with my confidence.I had previously posted the Harry Potter story as Cataclysmic, but no one was reading it so my sister and I changed up the title and summary, so now tons more people have read it.
FAVORITE MOVIES: Aquamarine, all three Lord of the Rings, Stick It, Take the Lead, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Tristan and Isolde, Tuck Everlasting, Save the Last Dance, Big, The Ref, The Breakfast Club, Serenity, Four Brothers, Pirates of the Carribean(1), Harry Potter(all4), and Pursuit of Happynes. Plus many more that I can't remember right now.
FAVORITE T.V. SHOWS: Gilmore Girls, Life With Derek, Naturally Sadie, The 4400, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order:CI, Psych, Monk, Boy Meets World, Roseanne,The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Zoey 101, Danny Phantom, Firefly, Taken, Magnificent Seven, Without A Trace, Supernatural, Hannah Montana, Angel, and others I can't remomber.
FAVORITE MUSIC/BANDS: I don't have a specific type of music that I listen to, I'll listen to anything.I like Green Day, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Jesse Mcarteny, Avril Lavine, Aly & AJ, Pink, Nine Inch Nails, Panic! At the Disco, Julie Roberts, Eminem,and George Straight. I'll listen to basically anything.
FAVOITE BOOKS: Paperquake, anything written by Tamora Pierce, The Year my Life Went Down the Loo, Harry Potter (all six), All American Girl, A Series of Unfortunate Events (all of them), all of the Chicken Soup for the Soul books, Ella Enchanted,The Secret Garden, and others.
That's all I'm gonna say about myself, and if you're reading this, thanks. Please read my stories!
Also, I found this while reading another person's author page, so I copied and pasted it into here, cause I agreed with everything there. And if you don't agree with everything here, that's totally ok. That's your opinion and you're welcome to it.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
Pg. 116 (in the American version) of the Order of the Phoenix (last paragraph) states that there was "a heavy locket none of them could open". Ring a bell? It's proof for the 'R.A.B is Regulus Black' theory. What if the "heavy locket" is Slytherin's locket? If you were smart and figured this out, or if you believe this theory true, copy this and paste it into your profile.
These are some of my favorite quotes:
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Meddle ye not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
You are who you are, just as I am as I am.
Those of you who think you know everything, are very annoying to those of us
who do.
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Only dead fish go with the flow.
We are who we choose to be. Now, choose!
Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who take.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. If you can’t join ‘em, kill ‘em.
If you think you know everything you’re stupider than we think.
There is no try. There is only do.
The day when Saddam becomes our ruler is the day when Hell becomes our reality.
The day Hell becomes our reality is the day when you rule.
I’m going to have to call up allies who don’t really exist, to defeat an enemy who should never have been born, in a time where I shouldn’t be, in a world that I don’t care for, and all in a week. Piece of cake.
There is only one thing I regret. The fact that I have things to regret.
OTHER GOOD QUOTES:
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing will annoy them more.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Just some random quotes I thought were funny. =D
Check this out, it's really fun!
Love Test
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(Don’t cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
--Girls--
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys don’t want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something's wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to
-- come along, the one who's-
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.--
Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH, FAG
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I like the JONAS BROTHERS so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I am a HANNAH MONTANA FAN so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD the ones that apply to you.
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