Hi! Welcome to The-world-needs-peace profile! The home of one of the greatest pieces of the fanfiction world. Yes, a true masterpiece, a work of art!

Okay, maybe not quite that far. I just say that because I've been working on it for so long. My Ameliorate arc had better be good. (Well, Actuate, since that's part one.) Everyone say hi to the protagonist. That's him on your left there, facing his dastardly enemy. He has an understandable grudge.

Of course, you all are the true judges of that, aren't you?

Now, drumroll please! I have volunteered to be a part of a project co-hosted by Insane, Certifiably, and Dannondorf. It's Across the Fandom, a project attempting to make a little tribute to every Legend of Zelda pairing possible. For the authors that are curious and want to test their skills, check it out:

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Certifiably_Insane_LoZ_Pairings_Project/90928/

For people who are curious to see a collaboration of other's works in the best ways possible, check out the story. It's a lot of fun.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7000715/1/Across_the_Fandom

I am here to enjoy fanfics! (Yay!) I absolutely love reading. You can read anything you want! (As long as it's outside of school at least.) I like pretty much anything that can almost make me believe it. Anything that is written amazingly well, in other words. I feel as though those pieces are getting harder to find lately. (Including my old story pieces...)

Anyway, enough about that, I am here to share and read stories that have absolutely nothing to do with the real world... well alright, maybe a bit. In any case, I hope you enjoy my stories, and if you don't then fine. But if you do, than just leave a review and any constructive criticism you might have. I would like you to tell me what you did and did not like, so I can improve and be the best that I can be.

Anyway, have fun on Fanfiction.net.

Actually, before you go, here are a few things for you to look at:

Quotes to make you laugh:

"If at first you don't succeed, hide all the evidence that you tried." -Anonymous

"Come on Tsuyoshi! This is a war of Eyeballs and Toothballs!" -Sana Kurata (Kodomo no Omocha)

The following is a clip from one of my favorite shows of all time: House. They're currently in another ethical arguement.

Cuddy: ...A thin slice of Joe's brain could also cause a Public Health Crisis!

House: It's not a good idea to scream "Fire" every time someone lights a match.

Cuddy: Don't down play this House! You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this to a Bio Safety Level 3!

House: Ooh level 3...didyou call Jack Bauer?

The following are some of my favorite quotes from Carlos Mencia.

“We are united, we just fight with each other cause we got nothing better to do, and we like drama. When something happens, it’s like: Darkie, Blackie, Cracker, wonder twin power, activate!

“If the pope needs help getting into heaven, then you and I are f--!”

(While telling the story of how he watched “Passion of the Christ" at his church)

And then these ladies got all pissed saying: ’Scuse me sir, why aren’t you crying sir?"
“Cause I read the book b--! Keep bothering me, and I’m gonna ruin the ending!”

“I feel sorry for you are not touched by Jesus Christ.” And I got pissed. I said: “Look at me, look at me, just because I don’t wanna watch this movie with the enthusiasm that you do because you don’t know the story, don’t you ever say anything ignorant like that to me again! ‘I am not touched by Jesus Christ,’ listen to me, I am a beaner, which means a long time ago, I used to pray to the moon, the stars, the earth, the air, the sun, the water, and fire. And you showed up, with a bible, and permission from God to the Pope in the Vatican to kill quote “savages” unquote that did not believe in your bible and message. Not only did you kill my people, not only did you eradicate my people, kill my culture and take my gold, but my people are the only people who name their kids Jesus, So F-- you lady!”

(In continuation to the above quote) Then I heard the voice of Jesus say: “Tell that stupid lady!” But it wasn’t Jesus; it was my cousin Jesus from the back.

“If you got a joke and you can’t tell it front of the people that it talks about, then you got no, no, no, no, no right to tell that joke to anyone.”

Some random Quotes I have acquired in my life.

"Being a parent is like being dead. You talk and talk and talk, and nobody listens."-Lana Waggoner

"Recycling is so racist... Look, it says "White paper only"- My Chilean friend, Matias

"Our five senses are incomplete with out the sixth- a sense of humor"- no idea, from an e-mail I got.

While I can claim to have predicted a solar eclipse, and I know that heaven consists of whole numbers, my heart firmly believes that heaven does not consist of a single musical scale- it consists of four: Minor, Native American, Middle Eastern, and Medieval. I believe in the Songbird Ocarina as my savior. If you believe in it too and are not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this onto your signature. Or profile. I'm not really picky either way.