July 4, 2009: I have recently come to realize that I don't hate yaoi and yuri as much I did back when I first made written this profile... Actually, I've even come to enjoy reading some of them, but only if the pairings are canon. I've been affected by the YAOI VIRUS!! XDD

Konnichiwa! Welcome to my profile! My name is KamiKaze no Kage, as said above. You may call me KK, Kaze, Kage, KamiKaze or my username in DeviantART, KamiKaze no Ryuu or just plain Ryuu.

About Me:

I am very lazy. I am also very forgetful that I even forgot my own birthday XD. It sucks I tell you! Well, because for one, I keep on forgetting to do my homework or study for my test the next day. I would also like to tell you I have very random mood swings, like one second I'm so-so, the next I'm very angry and then I'm okay again. I pretty much act insane on the computer or writing reviews, but I can have an intelligent conversation with anyone. I'm also a bit anti-social so I tend to be very quiet unless spoken to or bored. I also really like to show to my classmates my artworks, which they think is pretty good. (I've already used up about 20 drawing pads! =D) I extremely love to read Humor! It's funny and gets my ribs cracking! Action and adventure are my cup of tea too!

My favorite colors: Black, lavender, dark violet, and all kinds of blues and greens (just not neon).

Likes (in no particular order): watching anime (the Japanese speaking-English subtitled version; the English dubs are UGH!), reading manga, reading fanfictions (especially self-inserts an humor fics), listening to J-Pop music, theme songs from animes, drawing, cosplayers, anime conventions, vanilla ice cream, chocolate cake, and POCKY!

Dislikes (also in no particular order): my younger brother (he's the master of disaster and a pain in the butt), dresses and skirts (They're uncomfortable!), bright colors (They BURN my EYES!--note: not pale, they're okay.), going outside, physical education, assignments and projects, sports, responsibilities, most American movies, candy (Yes, I really hate candy. I think it's because it's too sweet. -_-;;), school (It redefines the word torture), cliffhangers (by certain authors out there. You know who you are, peeps!) and growing up.

Random Fact about ME: I know this may seem weird, but I don't hate children shows unlike other certain authors out there. But I don't like them either, I'm just tolerable about it... and the fact that my baby brother watches it made me develop an immunity to it. So now, I can watch it for several hours and still stay sane. =P

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Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky.
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
(x) You're a good artist.
(x) You can be clumsy. (I'm such an airhead...)
( ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation.

(4/10) for North Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

(x) You're very stoic and serious.
( ) Sausages are your favorite food.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog.
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
(x) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
(x) You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time.'
( ) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice.

(5/10) for Germany (I definitely sympathize with this character the most...)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature. (I'm only mentally mature. Emotionally, not so much...)
( ) You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood.
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time.
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
(x) You're good at practical tasks.
(x) You need time to adjust to new people.
(x) You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person

(7/10) for Japan (It's nice to know that I have plenty of similarities with this character.)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

( ) You love hamburgers.
( ) You think you're awesome.
( ) You love to invent things.
( ) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
( ) You can seem to be very brash to other people.
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
( ) You're terrified of ghosts.
( ) You know aliens exist.
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
(x) You wear glasses.

(2/10) for America (Now, I understand why I find him annoying.)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea. (It's relaxing to drink.)
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid.
( ) You're very sarcastic and cynical.
(x) Your cooking is awful. (I dunno, I've never cooked before.)
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(x) ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
( ) You have tried doing black magic before.
(x) You get drunk quite easily. (I don't drink alcohol so it's likely I don't have any alcohol tolerance. =P)
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (I dunno because I don't drink.)
(x) You're good at embroidery. (I dunno about now since I haven't sewn anything recently, but I did well on my sewing class years ago.)

(6/10) for UK (I find him hilarious so I don't how to feel about this...)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

( ) You're very affectionate.
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense. (I'm only into shirts and jeans with simple designs, but I admire what others' wear. They also ask for my opinion on their outfits.)
( ) You like wine.
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
(x) You love red roses. (I'm just into flowers~!)
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (I'm not interested in romance so I don't have an idea about this.)
( ) You're very proud of yourself.
(x) You love culture and the arts. (I think it's interesting.)
( ) You're very flamboyant.
( ) You say you're a gourmet. ( I will try to eat anything as long as it tastes good. Bugs & snails are the exceptions.)

(3/10) for France (Well, that's to be expected as I'm not interested in pursuing romantic relationships.)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall.
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
( ) You wear a scarf all the time.
(x) You love sunflowers. (I like anything pretty, and flowers count.)
( ) You love vodka.
( ) You can seem intimidating to other people.
( ) You're very strong.
(x) You have a big nose.
( ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(4/10) for Russia (While I may find this character amusing, I'd likely be terrified to meet this kind of person in real life...)

China (Wang Yao)

(x) You're very mature. (I'm only mentally mature. Emotionally, not so much...)
( ) You're very superstitious. (Not really.)
( ) You're very religious. (I don't take it seriously.)
(x) You love pandas. (They're cute~!)
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
(x) You love Hello Kitty.
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(x) You work hard.
(x) You're good at drawing.
(x) You like sweets.

(6/10) for China (It's kinda sad that I have such a average score for China when I'm a full-blooded Chinese...)

And now for some other countries...

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

( ) You are very well-raised.
(x) You're polite (Most of the time, I guess...)
(x) You love classical music. (I'm eclectic.)
(x) You like cake.
( ) You have a mole on your face.
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
( ) You've composed music before.
( ) You tend to call people "morons."
(x) You wear glasses.

(5/10) for Austria (I'm surprised that I even got a 5 on this one seeing as I don't have much of an opinion on him.)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people.
(x) You look younger than you actually are.
( ) You love hockey.
(x) You love polar bears.
(x) You hate fighting. (Except when I nag at my pig-headed little brother.)
(x) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else. (My mother mixes my two sister's and my names a lot.)
(x) You feel under-appreciated. (Most of the time...)
(x) You're bilingual. (I'm actually multilingual with sparse knowledge on Mandarin and Fookien, basic knowlege on Tagalog, and fluent in American English.)
( ) You always carry a bear with you.

(8/10) for Canada (No wonder I like Canada... We have lots of things in common~!)

Cuba

( ) You smoke.
( ) You're very physically strong.
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights.
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
( ) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
( ) You like hot weather.
(x) You can be very friendly from time to time.
( ) You look very tough on the outside.
( ) You make a very nice role-model.
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgewise.

(1/10) for Cuba (I pity Matthew for having this guy as a friend...)

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

( ) You have a potty-mouth.
( ) You like to wear flowers in your hair.
( ) You used to be a very tough kid.
(x) You're very reliable.
( ) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
(x) You're very faithful.
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
( ) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
( ) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
( ) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(3/10) for Hungary (I really admire this character.)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

(x) You're very loyal.
( ) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
(x) You're very serious.
(x) You have a lot of patience. (If I have something to distract myself with.)
(x) You think too much about philosophical stuff. (Only when it's mentioned)
( ) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (Que Sera Sera)
(x) You're not very confident. (Only when I'm in front of a HUGE CROWD...)
(x) You were quite rebellious as a child. (I got punished a lot by my parents.)
( ) People tend to walk all over you.
(x) You're a born worrier. (I only worry about something until I find a distraction.)

(7/10) for Lithuania (It's kinda surprising for me to get such a high score on this guy since I thought him to be a pushover.)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewic)

( ) You love the color pink.
( ) You have a friend that you always walk all over.
( ) No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix.
(x) You act before you think.
(x) You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with...
( ) … but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them.
( ) You are able to talk like the opposite gender.
( ) You talk with words such as "like" and "totally."
( ) You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate.
( ) You love ponies.

(2/10) for Poland

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited.
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan.
(x) You're very loyal.
( ) You're very good at tactics.
( ) You hate Russia.
( ) You love to fight people.
( ) You can avoid marriages quite well.
(x) You're not always taken seriously.
( ) You like drinking.
(x) You want to become stronger.

(3/10) for Prussia

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

(x) You are clueless about things around you.
( ) You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
( ) You're very responsible.
( ) You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
( ) You love churros.
(x) You help people in crisis.
(x) You are quite random.
(x) Somehow, you like bananas. (I like most fruits, and it's because they're healthy to eat.)
( ) You often offer food to people.
( ) You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(4/10) for Spain

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You tend to overreact a lot.
( ) You like to order people around.
(x) You're a scaredy-cat. (Only on the things I'm really afraid of...)
( ) You curse a lot. (I mostly curse inside my head or out loud when I'm really angry; even then, it's two to three words at the most.)
( ) You go drama depressed when people ignore you. (I like being alone so it doesn't trouble me.)
( ) You tend to blush easily. (My blush's not very noticeable though so I don't know if I blush at all.)
(x) You are lazy like hell.
(x) You love tomatoes a lot.
(x) You fix yourself on stupid matters. (I'm ver detail-oriented, so I don't see the big picture.)
(x) You get defensive at the slightest comment. (I'm too serious whenever someone jokes about me.)

(6/10) for South Italy (I find it surprising to have common personality traits with this character.)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

(x) You stay neutral in thing no matter what.
(x) You are reclusive.
(x) You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to.
(x) You work hard on things until they're done.
( ) You can't get along friendly with other people.
( ) But, you're kind towards siblings.
(x) You're actually quite strong.
( ) You have a lot of money.
(x) You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring.
( ) You had a hard past.

(6/10) for Switzerland (I like this character as well so it's good to know about the similarities between us.)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

(x) You care a lot about your family.
( ) You love watching movies, and creating things.
(x) You're stronger than you seem.
(x) You're a Going-My-Way person.
( ) You love kimchi.
( ) You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking.
( ) You tend to piss off your elders.
( ) You like to claim things as yours.
(x) You love games and Internet.
(x) You're slightly perverted.

(5/10) for Korea (Wow, I didn't think I'd had much in common with this character... O_o)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

(x) You love Christmas and Santa.
(x) You're honest and quiet.
( ) You are good at high-tech machinery.
( ) You like coming up with weird things.
( ) You sense of taste is bad, as people say.
( ) You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you.
( ) You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse.
( ) You love saunas.
( ) You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well.
( ) For some reason, you have weird naming skills.

(2/10) for Finland

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

(x) You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet.
(x) You're honest, serious, and love debates.
(x) You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it.
( ) People think you're scary.
(x) You're clever with your hands.
( ) You make weapons with things that people don't imagine.
(x) You're clumsy with human relationships.
( ) You tend to go against stronger people.
( ) You give up pretty quick.
(x) In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring.

(6/10) for Sweden (I didn't think I'd had much in common with this guy... O_o;;)

Wow~! My top high score is for my favorite character, Canada. How strange is that! XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 6

My Quotes:

"Whatever."
"Anyways..."
"Shut up!"
"DIE YOU STUPID THING, DIE!"
"Well, that was weird."
"I'm doomed..."
"Life is a never-ending dream to most people; but to me, it's an unceasing nightmare."

"Boys are like lightbulbs; some are brighter than others."--a T-shirt I saw

"Play with your mind, see what you find."--a T-shirt I own

"I love you, You love me,
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun BANG! And Barney on the floor.
No more purple dinosaur!"--My younger sister

Favorite Quotes:

Animes:

"OSUWARI!" or "SIT!"--Kagome, Inuyasha

"Your stupidity knows no bound. Run and hide while you can."--Sesshomaru, Inuyasha

"Pardon me if I make this quick- SPIRIT GUN!"--Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho

"That's Hiei. He faints, but he still has time for threats."--Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho

"All the while we've been thinking you were a great strategist, when really you were just a lucky fool."--Kurama.
"Watch it fox-boy! What does that word mean anyway?"--Yusuke.
"A strategist is someone who uses his brain."--Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Hn."--Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"You talk, you die."--Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Tell me, what does it feel like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?"--Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"There is no man who bears no scars on his heart; if there is then he is a shallow soul."--Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies... and care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world."--Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more."--Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"--Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the cake. You don't make bombs go boom in your face."--Jin, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Oro?"--Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin

"This one does not know, de gozaru yo."--Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin

"Na no dah!"--Chichiri, Fushigi Yuugi

"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I just ran out of bubble gum."--Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Do us all a favor- stop saving the world and get a hobby."--Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Seto: “I have created the ultimate dueling device known to man!”
Jounouchi: “Looks like a normal briefcase to me.”
Seto: “It’s in the briefcase, you moron!”--Seto Kaiba and Jounouchi Katsuya (also known as Joey Wheeler), Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Thanks for the lecture, but I make my own destiny; and I do what I want to do."--Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Alister: "I'm here to represent everyone whose life was ripped apart by your company!"
Kaiba: "Get in line, I hear that speech everyday."--Alister and Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Blah, blah, blah. Aren't you tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge?"--Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Kaiba: "So you got a dweeb army. Is that supposed to make me afraid to attack?"
Dartz: "No, not unless destroying an innocent soul concerns you."
Kaiba: "As a president of a major corporation, I have to do that everyday."--Dartz and Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Look at me. I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball."--Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yami Bakura: "Present day humans are so fun to terrorize, don't you agree?"
Honda: "I wouldn't know, but then again, I am a present day human."--Yami Bakura and Hiroto Honda (a.k.a. Tristan Taylor), Yu-Gi-Oh!

"If God gets in your way, defeat him and move on!"--Seto Kaiba to Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"You've got some pretty amazing weapons yourself. You've got brains and guts and the wiles of a woman."--Blue, Wolf's Rain

"Everyone's gonna die. But if life has no purpose, you're dead already."--Kiba, Wolf's Rain

"Baka Saru!" or "Stupid Monkey!"--Genjo Sanzo, Gensomaden Saiyuki, Saiyuki Reload, and Saiyuki Reload Gunlock

"Omae wa korosu." or "I'll kill you."--Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing

"The God of Death is back from Hell!"--Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

"History is much like an Endless Waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever..."--Mariemaia, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

"Too troublesome." or "Mendokuse."--Shikamaru, Naruto

"In life, nothing good comes from hurrying."--Shikamaru, Naruto

"I don't know what they're talking about, but I'll pretend I understand."--Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

"Dattebayo!"--Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

"So he tricked you into coming here and then did this?! Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!"--Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"You look like an angel, but you think like a devil."--Dark, D.N.Angel

Games:

"Oh! Cloud! Your hair looks like a Chocobo!"--Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII

"But mine is special. It's good for absolutely nothing."--Aeris Gainsborough, Final Fantasy VII

"I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."--Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII

"Shut up, Elena. You're making me sober."--Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember...that is the illusion."--Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII

"I'll chop 'em off."--Cloud.
"...I'll rip them off."--Tifa.
"...I'll smash them."--Aeris, Final Fantasy VII

(Sleepily) "Wha? What's goin' on?"--Cid Highwind
"You been chosen to be the new leader."--Barret Wallace
"Pain in the ass. Forget it!"--Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII

"Whatever."--Squall Leonhart, Final Fantasy VIII

"The red carpet has teeth."--Auron, Final Fantasy X

"The ferryman asks a high price."--Auron, Final Fantasy X

"Find a sphere and the fiends appear."--Paine, Final Fantasy X-2

"It's hurt time!"--Paine, Final Fantasy X-2

"To trust, or not to trust? I trust you'll find out."--Cheshire Cat, Kingdom Hearts

"Got it memorized?"- Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

"Dance, water, dance!"- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"Oh, we do too have hearts...don't be mad..."- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"I told them they were sending the wrong guy..."- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"Did they ever pick the wrong guy for this one..."- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

Auron: "This is my story, and you're not a part of it."
Hades: "Did you forget who you're talking to? I am THE LORD OF THE DEAD!"
Auron: "Heh. No wonder no one wants to die."--Auron and Hades, Kingdom Hearts II

"We may profess to know the heart, but its essence is beyond our reach."--Ansem the Wise, Kingdom Hearts II

"Studying is for chumps!--Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia

"Blame your fate!"--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Do not meddle with things that you cannot predict the outcome."--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"I cannot die until I fulfill my destiny."--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Not knowing is not a crime; remaining complacent in your ignorance and feeling no shame is." --Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Overconfidence breeds carelessness."--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Averting your eyes won't make a difference."--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!"--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Do not speak ill of the dead."--Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"Men are so useless these days."--Raine Sage, Tales of Symphonia

"MARVELOUS!"--Raine Sage, Tales of Symphonia

"People are sinful creatures. Life survives at the cost of another. Then we must continue to bear the burden of our sins for as long as we continue to live."--Raine Sage, Tales of Symphonia

"It looks like I have a strong affinity for falling down holes."--Sheena Fujibayashi, Tales of Symphonia

"You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing - things they cannot change. It is you who are not human."--Presea Combatir, Tales of Symphonia

(Gets hit in battle) "Not the face!"--Zelos Wilder, Tales of Symphonia

"Why does the topic of conversation always go out the window when talking to Colette?"--Regal Bryant, Tales of Symphonia

"Farewell, my shadow, you who stands at the end of the path I chose not to follow."--Mithos, Tales of Symphonia

"Lloyd. Don't make a mistake."--Kratos Aurion
"I don't quite get it, but I got it."--Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia

(pinned to the ground by a convict threatening to kill him)
"Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you."--Zelos Wilder
(sweat drops) "... I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you."--Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia

"So you've come, like moths to the flame!"--Yuan
"Do you ever say anything original?"--Lloyd Irving
"You gotta admit... that line is seriously clichéd."--Zelos Wilder
"I see your attitudes haven't changed! But your impudence ends here! Prepare to die!--Yuan, Tales of Symphonia

"You've walked right into my trap, fools!"--Yuan
(Lloyd's group glances at Zelos)
"He just called you a fool."--Lloyd Irving
"Zelos... is clumsy."--Presea Combatir
"Gah... I am so sad now."--Zelos Wilder, Tales of Symphonia

"We must protect..."--Regal Bryant
"...This world..."--Presea Combatir
"...With our own hands."--Sheena Fujibayashi
"And speaking of hands, I think I'll put mine..."--Zelos Wilder
"Ugh, idiot!"--Sheena Fujibayashi, Tales of Symphonia

"If you're not gonna wake up, I'll just go to sleep. Hah!"--Grune, Tales of Legendia

Books:

"Bloody hell!"--Ron Weasley, Harry Potter (in all books)

"When in doubt, go to the library."--Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: "I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted."
Hermione: "What were you going to do, snore at them?"--Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal, they wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."--George, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have..."--Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Draco boast, "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments".
"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git."--Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Well, as everyone thinks I'm a mad mass murderer and the Ministry's put a ten-thousand Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?"--Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"And I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community. It's an occupational hazard of being a werewolf."--Remus Lupin (Moony), Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"--Mad-eye Moody, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Profiles:

"This is either heaven or hell; and if this is hell, I'll be damned."--LoneHowl

"Karasu should die!
I'll make him cry!
Don't ask me why!
And I like pie!"--Sakura Takanouchi

"Inhaling and exhaling make life more interesting. Because if you didn't, then life would be a total drag."--Sakura Takanouchi

"Act your age and not your shoe size!"--Sakura Takanouchi

"I'm not following you, I just happen to be going in the same direction in the same speed as you. Never mind the fact that we're both going over the speed limit."--Quatre the Kitsune

"Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Three months of fun,
Then back to hell."--Kendra, Quatre the Kitsune's profile

"Of all the things I've hated and found, I hate my mind the most."--Kit and Kag

"You're just jealous that the voices in my head only talk to me."--KrazieKim522, sister of samuraiduck27

"No, I'm the queen of sarcasm! ...And pickles."--samuraiduck27

"You have my sympathy- if you want my pity, you'll have to work for it."--samuraiduck27

"Now by the powers invested in me by catnip, which aren't that great..."--PsychoKitty13

"Do you want to see a magic trick? I'm going to make my mind disappear, 1,2,3...and there it goes."--PsychoKitty13

"People say life is full of choices; so why is it I have none at all?"--Go Drink Pinesol

"People say I hate the world, that's not always so true; I hate the people in the world!"--Go Drink Pinesol

"I wish the world would admonish violence forever. That way I could take over the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."--Bishonen no Miko

"Life? What life? Lives are for people with money."--JoIsBishMyoga

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."--found this at Computerfreak101's profile

"...When I'm burning in Hell, I'll remember that and haunt you for the rest of eternity... If you're not burning in Hell along with me, that is."--Tabansi232

"There's a fine line between cute and annoying."--Tabansi232 to her little brother

"If I'm going down, I'm bringing you down with me!"--friend of Tabansi232

"Normal is not something you'll find in this family. Though, it's normal for us to act strange, but strange for us to act normal. Is that normal...?"--older brother of Tabansi232

Fanfictions:

"Try not to get yourselves killed here. Yusuke and Kuwabara, try not to speak at all. These girls can and will destroy you if you happen to piss them off. That being said, let's go in and say hi."--Jane, Ciardra's Grin and Bear It (Yu Yu Hakusho fanfic)-DELETED

"What is it about this girl and her crazy friends?"--Yusuke
"Especially the ones that want to kill everything and everyone."--Kuwabara
"Not everyone and everything, Kuwabara, just the morons who piss us off."--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"When in doubt, kick it to your subordinates."--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"Well, that was a duh answer."--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"I am patient. Unfortunately for you, I have no tolerance for idiocy."--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"I am sure of nothing besides death and taxes."--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"Lovely. Just lovely. Our resident pointy-object lover is out cold. Hiei, you are hereby promoted to the temporary pointy-object master. Use the title well. Vaya!"--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"Please let this be a drug-induced hallucination."--Jane, Grin and Bear It

"Hello everyone. I'm Mr. Duong, your new math/science teacher. Distract me or even annoy me, I WILL make your life miserable as hell!"--Sahn Duong, Chinese Princess's Legend of the Chinese Millenium Items (Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic)

"I remember back in Ancient Egypt, we never get chase by dogs to learn math."--Yami
"Hey! This is the present day now, Pharaoh! What do you expect? Damn you hikari for making go to school!"--Yami Bakura, Legend of the Chinese Millenium Items

"Fiona, you're making my life a bit difficult here."--Linda Hunyh
"Why thank you very much. Proud to be able to do it."--Fiona Chau, Legend of the Chinese Millenium Items

"Silence, mortal!"--Caela Chau, Legend of the Chinese Millenium Items

"What? That easily? We didn't get to torture them, and burn them at stake!"--Tyler Chung, Legend of the Chinese Millenium Items

"He has a one way ticket, one-track mind. Go easy on 'im."--Yuusuke referring about Kuwabara, Anime Alex38's When Demons and Wizards Meet (Yu Yu Hakusho fanfic)

"Oh look Malik, he's trying to give us an evil look, isn't that cute."--Yami Bakura
"Its adorable, and look he's almost there, with a little more practice maybe he'll stop looking like he swallowed a toad and may be on the path to becoming intimidating to a two year old."--Malik talking about Draco, hinotama85's And Then There Were Eight (Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic)

"I will not take orders from you Pharaoh! This isn’t Egypt, who died and made you god...again!"--Bakura, And Then There Were Eight

"Morning people are a vile sub-species of humans."--Nami, And Then There Were Eight

"Seems like a Kaiba thing to do, his way or the highway."--Malik, And Then There Were Eight

"Bakura with magic period is a scary thought, I have never feared for the safety of the world more than I do now."--Yami, And Then There Were Eight

"Those things are not normal! They're balls of mutant fur from spacing coming to take over the world!"--Yami Bakura referring to poodles , And Then There Were Eight

"As far as I know, I am much more higher than you are. Ever since you were in middle school you were digging a hole and ever since, it became deeper and deeper every failing grade you got. Now, it seems that you are unable to get out. More brainless than a cochroach, I don't pity such stupidity."--Eriko Sanotomono, Aspendragon's Musouka Dare to Dream (Fruits Basket fanfic)

"We're in public, so don't give anyone the idea that you're an idiot."--Eriko, Musouka Dare to Dream

"That's for me to know, and for you to ignore."--Yami, Hui Xie's Destiny Prophecies: Sphere and Stone (Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic)

"And I thought my computer was screwed up..."--BlackDragonGirl04.
"Your computer IS screwed up! My computer is whacked!"--BlueDragonGirl1, BlueDragonGirl1's Just Plain Stupidity (Teen Titans fanfic)

"Me and my overly large mouth!"--Mika Murasaki, AnimeDarkside's Inside My Mind (Yu Yu Hakusho fanfic)

"Ok, now I'm half way pissed off."--Mika, Inside My Mind

"Alright, introductions are over. Let's get on with life."--Karasu, Inside My Mind

"I've got gay people in my mind along with demons! I don't need people coming after me with explosives!"--Mika, Inside My Mind

"MWAHAHA! You know you've lived when you make a strong willed man fall senseless!"--Mika, Inside My Mind

"YOU ARE DEAD MURASAKI! STONE-COLD DEAD!"--Hiei, Inside My Mind

"This is my... our fight. And we're gonna win. He's some dead guy and I... I'm a mentally disturbed teen with four demons stuck in my head."--Mika, Inside My Mind

"Not the Peeps!"--SD, samuraiduck27's Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts (Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix fanfic)

"It's your fault we're stuck here... wherever here is!"--PK, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"I just thought it was dumb luck and hallucinations."--PK talking about magic, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"So there is a brain under that thick skull of yours! And here I was, thinking it was all hot air."--PK, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"Hey! Leave me and my thick skull alone!"--SD replying to the quote above, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"Gah! My hair! It's pink... pink! Pink is the color of evil!"--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"Here's an odd one I found in the back, but you're an odd one yourself..."--Ollivander, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"Stupid Ra-damned piece of crap... take that!"--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"I wouldn't say infamous, but hey. Whatever floats your boat!"--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"There she... uh-oh. She's got her insane, murder-someone-with-spoons face on..."--PK, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"... And you're gonna stab them with spoons until they're dead, ne?"--PK
"No. Just gonna maim them until an inch before death, wipe their memories so they don't know it was me, have Pomfrey heal them, then do it again when they least expect it."--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"Ra-damned toad-woman... gonna leave a scar now... grr... stab her toady-eyes out with that quill..."--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"What color is the sky in your world? You sure ain't living in this one."--Bethany, Anriko's The Bishi Files (Anime Crossovers fanfic)

"Ah, I can see it now. Sanosuke, the world-wise fluffy rooster."--Anya, God of Darkness's The World Of Bishonen (Anime Crossovers fanfic)

"I'm stuck in an anime, I'm living with a rich dude and I look like an anime character... I will so kill Becky's sorry ass."--Vickie, AnimeDarkside's Just Once (Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic)

"THANKS! SICK THINGS NOW RUN THROUGH MY MIND!"--Seto Kaiba (He's reaction to JoeyXKaiba. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!), Just Once

"You will regret the day you said your first word to me."--Sakura, Sakura Takanouchi's Winds of Thyme (Yu Yu Hakusho fanfic)

"I'm just getting warmed up. I never back down, and when I don't, I kick some serious tail!"--Sakura, Winds of Thyme

"Just imagine repopulating the Earth with Clow Reed's reincarnations. Li would kill..."--Harry Potter, Magicalfoci's Harry Potter and the Return of the True Sorcerers (Card Captor Sakura fanfic)

"You freakin' assassin wanna-be!" or "Damn-Japanese assassin wanna-be!"--Matt's name for Ryan, anbu713's 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel (Final Fantasy X fanfic)

"Every dynasty falls eventually, and it's usually to nobodies."--Ryan, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"What the hell are you people?"--the bowman
"Well, we range from mages, to blitzball players, to master swordsmen, to gods, and he's an angel. And you range from charbroiled to well done."--Andy, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"Unless you wanna walk the whole way. Don't worry, I don't bite."--Rikku
"You know, the last person that said that to me actually did bite me..."--Ryan, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"I see a light at the end of the annoying long, dark tunnel."--Andy
"Stay away from the light."--Ryan, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"He's your friend, how can you just leave him there?"--Rikku
"This is what he wants. He's the kind of guy that would die before letting his friends get hurt. And he's almost always got something up his sleeve. And if he doesn't, it's in his pocket."--Andy, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"You have got to be shitting me."--Ryan, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"While I am feline, I am hardly a 'kitty'."--Red, BlackWindKaze's FF7 Experience (Final Fantasy VII fanfic)

"Too much of a good thing. If you call that a good thing, that is. But really, it's a bad thing. So the problem is...too much of a BAD thing, which is even worse than too much of a good thing if you think about it."--Grant, FF7 Experience (This may seem confusing to others, but it made a hell lot of sense to me! Is that a bad thing? O_o)

"When in doubt... blow shit up! I like that rationale."--Sharon, hypaalicious's Severed Reality (Final Fantasy VIII fanfic)

"Thank you! I'll bow down to you and worship the ground you walk on... but I'm a jackass, so, it's just thanks."--Kiva, KivaEmber's Of pretty angels and bloodied demons (Final Fantasy VII)

"Prepare for Trouble and Make it Double! To infest the world with devastation! To conquer all peoples in every nation! To fight the powers of light and love! To extend my power to the stars above! I am... Spectral! The Master of darkness, blasting off with evil's might! Surrender now or say good night!"--Spectral, Spectral's Spectral's insane and INCREDIBLY evil Zoids Show (Zoids fanfic)

"Merry Christmas, to all, now you're all gonna die. Er, I mean, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."--Sir Magus, Shiro Amayagi's Shiro's slightly insane Christmas Party (Zoids fanfic)

"Don't insult my intelligence. I'm not Kuno."--Rizu, The Liz's Plan B (Ranma 1/2 fanfic)

"The next time you touch me, whatever part of you is touching me will be forcibly removed."--Demoonica, Lady Demoonica Darkmoon's Bishounen: Demoonica's Story BOOK ONE (Anime Crossovers fanfic)

"When in doubt, choose the right way."(In the literal sense.)--Demoonica, Bishounen: Demoonica's Story BOOK ONE

“Life isn't made up of black and white morals. Those are just the extremities.”--Spike, Lizardios's I wanna go home 2! Ya hear? (Final Fantasy VII fanfic)

And that ends the quotes.

Favourite Excerpts:

"C'mon, Moon-baby; hit that youma!" Beki exclaimed from the sidelines. "You can do it! 1-2-3, knock 'em dead!"
Kyle sighed to himself, pretending complete disassociation with the pompom-wielding blond and the tiara-throwing blond both. And for good measure, he kept a discreet distance from Sara, too. She might feel left out if she were the only blond he wasn't ignoring.
"Sailor Moon, she's the one, the one still standing when the fighting's done!” Beki yelled, imitating a one-girl cheerleading squad. "Win this fight, knock 'em down! Sailor Moon will rule this town!"
An uprooted tree suddenly flew at Beki's head. Amazingly, she managed to duck in time to avoid massive head trauma, and the tree hit the youma instead.
"Ooh, is Diana joining the fight?" Beki asked, turning around to see a strange teenage girl bearing down on her.
"Out of the way, stupid!" The girl exclaimed. Beki did as she was told, and the girl shot past her towards the youma. "Take this, you reeking pile of Negaverse scum!"
Sailor Moon had barely been holding her own against the youma; the strange girl acted like she could've beat it with one hand tied behind her back, although some of the tactics she used were... mean.
Like kicking it in the nuts- even Sailor Mars thought that was going a bit far. Or poking it in the eyes, stepping on its foot, kicking it in the nuts again, throwing dirt in its face and tripping it so that it stumbled headlong into a tree...
"I like this chick!" Beki announced, pulling out her pompoms again. "Go, Mystery Chick!"

Once the youma was defeated and the dust settled, everyone gathered back at the temple, where Makoto waited with Chrissie, meaning neither group had won.
"So, Mystery Chick, what's your name?" Beki asked cheerfully. "Or do you like being called Mystery Chick?"
"You can call me Kaze." The mysterious youma-ass-kicker said. "I've got too many nicknames as it is."
"Okay, Kaze," Beki said, smiling like an idiot. "Ka-ze! I like it!"
"Nobody cares what you like." Diana said. "Hey, Hot Legs, you got any candles?"
Whether or not Rei had any candles, she certainly had a giant wooden mallet, because she chased Diana around the shrine with it for a good ten minutes before she calmed down.--Satanira's Attack of the Rabid Fangirls (Anime Crossovers fanfic)

note: This is the only fanfic where I make a guest appearance. XD Though she really got me wrong personality wise, but I didn't even tell her about me. Oh well. :P

Setsuna rolled her eyes and turned back towards the senshi again.
"You will withdraw for the moment."
"But..." started Usagi, her eyes suddenly went wide as she noticed Ranma holding up a sign with the words 'Frigid Bitch' written on it just behind her. Minako choked and almost fell forward. Setsuna turned to glare at him, and he quickly put it behind his back. All four of the generals were stifling giggles.
"As I said, you are not ready. No arguments," insisted Pluto.
Ranma's new sign had the words: 'She blows goats. I have proof!'
"Um..." said Ami as she pointed at him.
"You must trust me, it's far too soon," said Pluto as she didn't quite understand what the girl was indicating.
"But he's..."
'Pluto has a dog shaped birthmark just inside her right thigh!' was the new sign. "Hey! How does he know about..." muttered Tsuki in shocked horror.
She quickly fell silent as she noticed the rest of the group looking at her.
"What are you all looking at? Go home," said Pluto firmly.
'Jello fetish! Jello fetish! I've got pictures!'
"But you should really..." said Ami with a heavy blush forming on her cheeks.
"I won't say it again, this barrier won't hold them off for long," said Pluto calmly.
The generals were trying their best not to laugh; all of them suddenly fell silent as Setsuna turned towards them again. Ranma was whistling with the sign hidden behind his back.
"As for you. Give me those signs," said Pluto with a scowl on her face.
Ranma blinked and swallowed. "Um...heh..." He handed them too her and she raised the time staff into the air.
"Dead Scream."--Carrotglace's Insertion (Ranma 1/2 fanfic) Warning: Rated M

"Would it be so wrong if there are a thousand of Clow Reed reincarnations on this Earth?"--Eriol
Syaoran jerked around in alarm. "Hold up before you say anything like that again! I swear, if you do make it that way, I will go on a killing spree. I will have your face on every Wanted sign. And I will have your head on every platter."--Magicalfoci's Harry Potter and the Return of the True Sorcerers (Card Captor Sakura fanfic)

He stuck his hands into his pockets to pull them away from the cold wind. Then Syaoran smirked. "You know... you're becoming somewhat..."He shuddered in incredulity. "—Caring towards Potter."
Eriol smiled, his glasses glinting off the sunlight. "And what if I am?"
Syaoran said as reservedly as he could, "It is not my place to say."
The ancestor's reincarnation gave a sigh before returning to his usual expression, a smile. "Dear, Xiao Lang, I am not a normal man and in fact, I define manhood somewhat differently than others of my gender, and you know that. However, this will be the one time I will have to tell you that for a man and my idea of what a man is, I am a perfectly straight one." Then he added as an afterthought, "Although, I am quite acceptant of men who display out-of-the-norm behavior."
As much as he didn't want to admit it, Syaoran felt himself shudder at Eriol's words, more so than the chill. Then as blatantly as he would, Syaoran stated, "So you're telling me you're not gay, but you don't mind being gay."--Harry Potter and the Return of the True Sorcerers

Rizu's POV
I looked up from my lap at the old woman and immediately wished I hadn't. Cologne looked like a cross between a monkey and a beetle with human characteristics thrown in the mix for good measure. What really got me though were her eyes; no, they didn't "see straight through your motives" or anything although she probably could. They were just so damn huge. Like twice the size of my fist! And the pupils were so tiny! How the hell did she see anything!
"Is something wrong miss?" the elder Amazon asked me.
"Huh?" Yuka elbowed me sharply in the gut, bringing me back from my world of anatomy logic. "Oh yeah, just eyes, I mean fines! I mean..." Very smooth. "I'm just fine thank you," I finished with my best 'vapid blonde' smile.
Cologne raised an eyebrow (EYES!). "Very well."
We ordered our lunch quickly, my two friends shooting me irritated glares every few seconds. Finally Cologne hopped away on her knarled cane, leaving me to the mercy of my "comrades."
"What was that?" Yuka hissed. "What are you, three?"
"We just can't take you anywhere anymore, can we?" Sayuri said in a low voice.
"But her eyes," I whispered. "Did you see the size of those things!"
"What are you babbling about?" Yuka said. "They looked perfectly fine to me."
"Fine? They were gigantic! Like the Godzilla of eyes! The eyes that ate the planet! The eyes of eternal DOOM!" I said as quietly as I could.
"God Rizu, stop picking on the poor woman," Sayuri scolded.
I snorted. "Trust me, she is defiantly not a 'poor woman'," I thought aloud.
"What are you talking about?" Yuka asked.
Oh, did I say that out loud? "Do you even know who she is?" I said sarcastically.
"No, not really," Yuka responded. "Why, is she someone important?"
"Well she's only-" Suddenly I spotted Shampoo over at the next table cleaning, listening intently. She wasn't being very stealthy about it though, she was practically climbing onto our table. Jeez, hon. Think you could be anymore obvious? "I forgot."
WHUMP! Shampoo lost her balance and fell between Sayuri and Yuka; the two girls looked like they were ready to leap out of their chairs, eyes huge and surprised. I swear it took all I had not to burst into an uncontrollable fit of giggles.
"Shampoo so sorry!" the flustered Amazon apologized, quickly picking herself up. "Your order almost ready," she said and bolted towards the kitchen.
The three of us looked at each other for a moment before I shrugged. "Well that was anti-climactic."--The Liz's Plan B (Ranma 1/2 fanfic)

"So what's the plan again?" Ranma groaned.
"It's currently eleven o' clock. We scout the place until twelve, have lunch, then spend the rest of the day making sure that you four don't wear the same outfit twice in one week." Lina said, rubbing her hands and chuckling manically.
"Okay, it's official," Yusuke said, "We are so doomed." 'Mina and Lina exchanged glances and conspiratorial grins.
"And why are we the only ones being tortured with clothes." Sasuke asked cynically.
"Oh, don't worry, you're not. Heero's getting a new wardrobe as well. Muhuhuhuhuh." 'Mina chuckled evilly while Heero groaned.
"And they also have pet shops with dog clothes!" Lina added helpfully. Kiba aimed a glare at her, then aimed another at 'Mina.
"If you dress me in Fu-Fu clothes, I swear I don't care if you are my Trainer, I will bite you." Kiba growled warningly, then stalked towards the entrance.
"Black leather biker jackets." Lina said in an undertone. Kiba froze with one paw still elevated.
"Kiba!" Heero cried, "Kiba, don't! Don't consider it!"
"Kiba, don't go there! Don't go to the Dark Side!" Ranma and Yusuke cried in unison.
"Well," Kiba said in a reflective tone, ignoring the other Bishonen, "it's not going to be summer forever and fur doesn't keep the rain off. I might need to get a jacket, for winter of course."
"Of course," 'Mina said, grinning
"Noooooo!" Ranma, Yusuke and Heero cried.--ArminaSkitty's Since When Do Heeros Have a Sense of Humor (Anime Crossovers fanfic)

"Winner: Chang Wufei, in Altron Gundam." The voice squawked. 'Mina started to run across the floor to check on her Heero, when the hatch opened up to reveal a slightly bruised-looking Heero. Wufei also emerged, and the moment he did so Heero unleashed a stream of the most potently colorful language 'Mina had ever had the misfortune to hear while he shook his fist at the other pilot. She continued her sprint across the arena, climbed up the mecha's side and walloped Heero across the backside of his head with her tessen as hard as she could.
"Holy- What the fuck was that for!" He demanded, whirling to stare at his Trainer, whom he hadn't known was there a moment before. 'Mina whapped him again.
"In case you're so idiotic as to forget, there is a Chibi present and you will watch your language when you're within earshot of him!" She glared, and then hopped off the Gundam in a huff. "And to think, for a moment I was really worried about you!"
Heero gaped at her, eye twitching slightly as Wufei proceeded to almost fall out of his standing Gundam due to the fact he was laughing so hard.
"You shut up!" Heero snapped, "You had to have cheated! I want a re-match!" Any further outcries that may have come from Heero were waylaid as he got pegged from behind by the blunt end of 'Mina's tessen. He glared at her as he rubbed his head, she ignored him. She was very busy informing Ketric that if he ever used language like Heero had just used, he could expect to not be able to sit for a month from all the spankings she'd give him.
"And that goes for you too!" She suddenly declared, pointing fiercely at Heero. He jerked his head back in offended shock and tried to come up with some response. Since Wufei was now laughing so hard at him that the Chinese pilot couldn't stand, the Japanese pilot deemed it wiser to go after him with 'Mina's tessen. Hand to hand combat he could do. Fighting his Trainer when she was in this mood however... scary thought.--Since When Do Heeros Have a Sense of Humor

Grant's POV

The barkeep walked over.
"What can I get you two?"
"Gin and OJ, my man." Walter said loudly.
He nodded and looked my way.
"A beer." I tried.
Walter laughed, "He's underage. He'll have a Professor Pepper."
"Is that this worlds knock off of 'Dr. Pepper'?"
"Yeah. Like the name?" Walter smirked.
"No. Rip offs are one of the many little things I hate."
"Tell me something else you hate." Walter asked as he waited for his Gin & juice.
I thought for a moment. "I hate when you have to pee and you're all like 'I have to pee' and then one of your buddies tries to be funny by saying something regarding running water, or they imitate the sound of water..."
I didn't realize it, but my voice was getting louder and louder. "... or they say something like 'Ooohh! Flushing meadows! Hahahaha!'" I even made a stupid laugh with all the venom and sarcasm I could manage. "I mean really, what the fuck do they think they're doing?
I hate when they do that. They aren't being funny... not AT ALL! Ugh..." I finally sighed.
Walter was speechless.
Across the table, I heard Reno say to one of the Turks: "And you say I have issues."--BlackWindKaze's FF7 Experience (Final Fantasy VII fanfic)

Demoonica motioned to Marou. He quietly walked to her and looked at the Seto Kaiba bishounen. The Kaiba looked like he was tangled in some vines and didn't seem to notice the group watching him. Another snap was heard and a vine came unbound from his ankle. "See that bishounen?" She asked, Marou nodded. "He looks experienced so could you wear him down a bit so Hiromi can throw a ball at him?"
"This will be fun." He smiled that smirk that said he was up to some thing. He disappeared and reappeared near the Kaiba, who was about twenty feet away from the girls. The Kaiba gave a startled yelp. Marou leaned down and whispered something in his ear. They watched as Kaiba passed out.
Demoonica, Hiromi, and Zander walked out from the bushes. "What did you tell him?" Hiromi asked.
"I said that they found proof that he was related to Yugi and everyone else already knew about it."
"That was mean." Hiromi told him.
"I can't beleave it worked." Commented Demoonica. She turned to Hiromi. "He's all yours!"--Lady Demoonica Darkmoon's Bishounen: Demoonica's Story BOOK ONE (Anime Crossover fic)

An image of a chibi Hiei complete with large jagan somehow managed to find it's way into her mind, he was holding a black dragon plushie. The image blinked, first the two big red eyes and then the jagan a second later. Demoonica giggled.
"What's so funny?" Hiromi asked.
Demoonica described what she had just thought. Both girls looked at each other for a second, then squealed "KAWAII!"

From the trees the three trainers heard Hiei come crashing to the ground, this was followed by Youko Kurama laughing.
"Ano, did we give him a heart attack?" Demoonica asked when they found Hiei on the ground with little swirls for eyes.
"He's just in shock." Kurama stated.--Lady Demoonica Darkmoon's Bishounen: Demoonica's Story BOOK TWO (Anime Crossover fic)

Rei studied Kai for a second, then smiled showing one sharp little fang. "I think they're homely birds who burst into flames, mmm roasted Dranzer."
"Hey!" -smack- Kai hit him on the back of the head for that one.
"Ow! He hurt me!" Rei mock whined, falling across Demoonica's lap. "I'm telling aunt Mariah on you!"
"You'll tell my mother nothing, unless you want me to hang you in a tree like a pinata again."
"You got in trouble for that!"
"Okay. Hold it with the sibling fighting for a minute. That's the second time you've threatened a pinata reduex. I want the story behind this."
Rei spoke up. "Imagine me and Kai when we were Chibi stage, now tie my hands and feet together and dangle me from a tree. Sad image isn't it? Now have Kai trying to hit me pinata style. Lastly see a very angry Sama Mariah and a very angry Sama Sallema yelling at Kai while they get me down. Aunt Mariah grounded him for a month."
"Our dads thought it was funny though." Kai added.--Bishounen: Demoonica's Story BOOK TWO

Yami stalked through Knockturn Alley like a man on a mission... a highly pissed, I've-had-a-bad-day-DON'T-look-at-me-cross-eyed-or-I'll-carve-your-heart-out-with-a-dull-spoon-and-make-you-like-it man on a mission. Seto would have been proud.--Lizeth's History of Magic (Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic)

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Sean was standing in the hall holding a pair of buckets. Daisuke was next to her, bleeding but still holding his buckets okay.
("I hate you.") Daisuke looked at her, confused.
"Can't you speak Japanese?" Sean just looked at him confused.
"So if I told you you were a violent tomboy you wouldn't do anything cause you can't understand me?" Sean still looked confused.
"Well Shawna, you are a total maniac sometimes, you may be beautiful with breasts bigger then my face but you really need to work on your temper if you plan on getting a guy." Sean still looked confused and Daisuke grinned evilly, which then turned into a fearful look of complete terror when Sean pulled out a Japanese/English dictionary.

("DIE!") Sean threw another sign at Daisuke which he barely dodged, just as Kuno came down the hall.
"NEVER SAOTOME! I'LL NEVER ALLO--"
("SHUT THE HELL UP!") Sean grabbed Kuno by his shirt and hurled him out the window before chasing after Daisuke again.
"Help Me!" Daisuke was screaming and running for his life when a locker flew by his head and got embeded in the hallway floor, adding another gallon of adrenaline to his system.--RyoWolf's RyoWolf's Bad Day (Ranma 1/2 fanfic)

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."--Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."--Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (--ehehehehehe!)

"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"--Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."--Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze.
"I must say, I'm looking forward to seeing Malfoy's mother's face when he gets off the train," said Ernie with satisfaction.
"Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though," said Ron. "He's loads better looking now."--Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."--Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McClaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey.--Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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