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since	: 08-29-05, id: 887401, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
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Author has written 112 stories for Kim Possible, American Dragon: Jake Long, Harry Potter, Phil Of The Future, Princess Bride, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Great Tree of Avalon trilogy, Drake & Josh, Aaron Stone, Twilight, Merlin, Flight 29 Down, Legend of the Seeker, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phineas and Ferb, Wizards of Waverly Place, Tangled, Avatar: Last Airbender, Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Danny Phantom, Psych, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Suite Life series, Lost Books series, and Alex Rider.

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE LENGTH OF TIME BETWEEN UPDATES! I WAS VERY BUSY WITH THE LAST BITS OF SCHOOLWORK AND GRADUATION PREPARATIONS. I HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY GRADUATED COLLEGE WITH A BACHELOR OF ARTS DEGREE IN ENGLISH WITH AN ART MINOR. I'M SUPER EXCITED! NOW I HAVE TO START THINKING ABOUT WORK AND GRAD SCHOOLS. BUT... I SHOULD NOW HAVE TIME (AND AN EASIER TIME OF IT, NOW THAT I HAVE MY NEW LAPTOP) TO WRITE FAN-FICTION MUCH MORE OFTEN. I'M GOING GO TRY TO FINISH UP MANY OF MY STORIES BY THE END OF THE SUMMER, AND "I'D FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE" WILL HOPEFULLY CONCLUDE WITHIN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME THROUGH ALL OF THIS, GUYS. REAL LIFE HAS A NASTY HABIT OF PULLING ME AWAY FROM FAN-FICTION. :( I LOVE YOU ALL!

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FREE PDF E-BOOK COPY OF "THE VISITING PRINCE"

FREE PDF E-BOOK COPY OF "RANSOMING EMRYS"

FREE PDF E-BOOK COPY OF "THE MOST DEADLY ALLIANCE"

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SONG THAT "THE MANY SONGS OF MERLIN" IS BASED UPON - THE CLOUD SONG, ORIGINALLY BY SPOOKYDOOM ON YOUTUBE.

CLICK HERE TO SEE MY VIDEO OF "THE UTHER SONG".

MY (RARELY UPDATED) VLOG IS HERE!

SEE THE PICTURE MORGANA USED TO FRAME MERLIN IN "ROSCO THE TIME-TRAVELING SALESMAN" HERE!

Fan-Fiction is a huge part of my life. Some may think it's weird, some may think it's silly. Well, I think they're weird and silly. Fan-Fiction is important to me because it allows me to take characters and settings that I know and love, melt them all down, and then re-forge them in my own way. It is a great way for me to get feedback on my writing, allows me to play with other universes that I enjoy so much, and it's a great way to practice and develop my writing for the novels I'm working on as well. So yes, Fan-Fiction is a massive part of my life. It helps me escape. Post this on your profile if this fits you. :D

Greetings.

I have decided that introducing myself will be much less awkward if I start out with a hilarious joke to break the ice. Are you ready? Oh, man, this is rich! I can't wait to see your reaction to this. Are you ready? Do you have your funny-pants on? Are you ready to laugh your posterior off? Okay, here it is, the most amazingly funny joke in the entire history of the whole wide world and even Mars:

TWILIGHT

Okay, can you breathe? Have you stopped gasping for air? Are you done tee-heeing and ho-hoing and ha-haing? Good. So now things should be decidedly less awkward...That is, unless you just so happen to be a fan of Ms. Meyer's saga, for which I will forgive you only if you give me a cookie.

This being said, I don't hate Twilight. And I don't hate Stephanie Meyer. She can't help that her books are inconsistent. But that's not the point; if you want to see the most amazing blog about Twilight ever, then I suggest you go to Sparknotes and look up Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Twilight." I was just explaining that my joke wasn't meant to be mean or spiteful. In fact, it was meant to be funny...that's why it's called a joke...duh.

So now that the ice is broken (AH! Help, I'm slipping through the broken ice and am getting hypothermia from the frigid Arctic waters as we speak!), I will introduce myself.

Hi, my name is Elizabeth but on I shall go by the alias Emachinescat. Why?

When we got the Internet for the first time, I was making my first e-mail account. As I was just a wee girl of eight or nine, my dad decided to help me think of a name. We had an Emachines brand computer at the time, and I love cats more than is probably healthy because they're so cute and fluffy and independent and cuddly, and, and... Okay, exibit A. Sorry. So we combined the two, and now I'm Emachinescat! Whoopeee!

Alright, let's see...Me...

Okay, I've got one!

I'm an English major in my second semester of Sophomore year at college. I love to write and want to be a famous author someday. I am a Christian and I fully believe in the sovereignty of God. I am not going to judge you because of what you do or what you believe, I will be your friend regardless.

I tend to go through "obsessive stages" although that sounds kind of creepy, so we'll call them "Squee-Attacks...of DOOM!" Anyway, I get really into a book, show, movie, whatever, and it's all I want to talk about. I just got over Legend of the Seeker. Now Merlin is in the forefront of my mind. I don't think I'm going to get over Merlin for a while (like FOREVER because, come on guys, if you're reading this, you've obviously WATCHED the show and it's just fantabulous!), so you'll have to stick with me. If we are having a conversation about why if naked mole rats are called naked mole rats, then shouldn't hairless cats be called naked mole cats (that really is a good question, please let me know the answer as soon as possible), and I suddenly remark, "Oh my gosh, Merlin is amazing and he killed a griffin and a basilisk and then he lifted a car and went to the moon and proposed to me," just ride it out. I'll get out my excitement eventually.

Like I said - right now my big obsession is the BBC show, Merlin. I love the bromance between Arthur and Merlin but I am NOT a slash fan and I will tell you up front, NONE of my Merlin stories, nor any other story from any other fandom, will ever be slash. I only write friendship. So if you're ever reading something of mine and you think "this is borderline slash" then that's fine - it's your interpretation and I won't begrudge you your opinion. But know that I only mean it to be friendship. If you wanna put on your slash goggles (or shloggles, as I like to call them) be my guest.

As far as Merlin pairings go, I was a big fan of Merlin/Gwen in the first season but now I'm Merlin/Gwen friendship and Arthur/Gwen. I find a fascination with Merlin/Morgana even though it will probably never be. I thought Uther was quite lovely with Catrina the Smelly Ugly Troll of Doom. He finally found someone he's worthy of. Maybe. I call that ship "Utrina" or Catruther" or "Utroll" or better yet "Epic Hilariousness." Ha. Morgause/Cenred was kind of cute in a weird way until (SPOILER ALERT!) Morgause offed him. But yeah.

Oh and I'm the captain of Team Merlin. 'Nuff said.

With Harry Potter I'm full-fledged Ron/Hermione. I may make a character from a crossover like Hermione or Ron, but I will never ultimately pair either one with anyone but each other. They are meant to be. Period. I'm Harry/Ginny as well. HATE Harry/Cho. Actually, I hate Cho. She's so annoying and whiny.

With the Hardy Boys I'm a Joette and I like the Joe/Iola pairing although I use Joe/Vanessa a lot in my stories. I don't care for Callie at all but it's almost always Frank/Callie anyway. What can I say? I'm a stickler for canon? Yeah, we'll go with that... In Nancy Drew, I'm for the original, canon pairings. No Nancy/OC or even worse, Nancy/Joe. Gag me with a spoon! Frank/Nancy is hardly any better in my oh-so-humble opinion, but ANYTHING is better than Nancy/Joe. Blech! Joe/Bess is kind of cute, although I've never written a Nancy/Hardy crossover. I prefer Bess/Dave and George/Burt. I'm just a yellow-spine kinda girl.

That being said, there are other things that are always in my mind. Like cats and squirrels and Harry Potter. I also like platypi? Platypusses? Platy-people? No clue. Which brings up another question: if some sick, terrible excuse for a human being decided to cook up some Platypi in a pie, what would they call it? "Platypi Pie?" Or maybe "Platy-Pi squared"? I'd name it Gilderoy, but that's just because I think Gilderoy Lockhart was a platypus in another life. ANYWAY...

See what I mean? But I honestly believe that is a big reason I can be entertaining...

Oh, I'm scared of a lot of stuff. Like elevators. Spiders. Storms. Stupid people in large groups. A group of stupid spiders waiting for me on a stormy night inside of a haunted elevator. Stuff like that. Oh yeah, and black rocks. Don't ask. Just go watch "The Knowing" with Nicholas Cage. Yeah, I'm a bit of a wimp. So what?

Alright, I'm running out of things to say, but that is mainly because my feet are cold and I have vowed not to move or even put socks on until I have finished this introduction. And as my toes are turning a lovely shade of blue, I think it's about time I allowed you to truly let in what I have told you here today sink in and speak to your soul.

Now that you know me a little better, do you know what you should do? READ MY STORIES! REVIEW! MESSAGE ME! SEND ME A PET PLATYPUS NAMED GILDEROY! What? You know you want to.

Happy reading. :)

Emachinescat

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Inspired by the scenarios on Ultra Geek's profile and using questions/scenarios from the board game "Imaginiff," I'm going to list 8 characters from multiple fandoms... and then answer the questions about them. Should be fun. You can try it too! :D

CHARACTERS:

1. Merlin (Merlin)

2. Flynn Ryder (Tangled)

3. Arthur (Merlin)

4. Jack Sparrow (Pirates)

5. Halt (Ranger's Apprentice)

6. Gwaine (Merlin)

7. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson)

8. Gaius (Merlin)

4 and 8 had a thumb wrestling match. Of the two, which would arise victorious?
Gaius would beat Jack Sparrow in a thumb-wrestling match. It would be a struggle, and many tears would be shed, but Gaius would win. Why? Because he beat Leon at arm wrestling. It's okay, though. Jack will just drink his humiliation away while Gaius does his victory dance.

There is an air guitar contest. Which character would dominate with over-the-top moves and relentless energy?
6 - Gwaine. No doubt about it. AND he'd do it while drunk, too, without missing a single step. Why? Because he's Gwaine. 'Nuff said.

All of the characters are arrested during a bank heist. Which would talk first?
It's a toss up between 4 (Jack) and 6 (Gwaine). But they wouldn't be squealing - they'd just be talking, trying to weasel their way out of it. Something they are both VERY good at.

All of the characters are trying to give something up. Which character would successfully go cold turkey?
Hmm... well, to accurately answer this question, one must take into mind what each person would be "giving up." Merlin would be giving up using magic for petty things. Flynn would give up sarcasm. Arthur would give up laughing at Merlin's expense. Jack would give up rum. Halt would give up coffee (yeah right!). Gwaine would give up ale. Percy would give up swimming. And Gaius would give up... um... I don't know... I'm going to say 8 (Gaius) because I can't think of anything he's too terribly addicted to, and I can't see any of the other scenerios happening! *laughs at the ridiculous idea of Halt quitting coffee and Jack and Gwaine remaining sober*

What if the characters were Hostess snack cakes? o.O Which would be a Twinkie?
2 - Flynn - because it just... fits. I think he was a Twinkie in another life.

What if the characters were mythical creatures? Which would be Pegasus, the winged horse?
7 - Percy, of course. His dad created horses. AND he has a pegasus friend named Blackjack so they'd have all kinds of wild adventures together. Well, if you can get any wilder than they do in the book. :)

What if the characters were cavemen? Which would have invented the wheel?
1 - Merlin - because he's smarter than he gets credit for!

What if they were pairs of slippers? Which would be a pair of fuzzy slippers?
5 - Halt - because isn't the idea of a fluffy, pink, bunny-eared Halt Ranger not just the funniest thing you've ever seen? *gets shot with an arrow* Not cool, Halt!

What if they were bodies of water? Which would be the Fountain of Youth?
2- Flynn. Because he's always going to be a kid inside. :)

The characters are all on a camping trip together. Which would most crave the conveniences of home?
3- Arthur. Because he likes his soft mattress and pillows. He made Merlin lug a mattress to Gwen's house on his back so he wouldn't have to sleep on bags of... something! He may go out on scouting trips, etc., but we all know where he wants to be - home!

What if the characters were pieces of sporting equipment? Which would be a bowling ball?
1 - Merlin. Mainly because he runs into things a lot. :)

What if the characters were games? Which would be a Barrel of Monkeys?
6 - Gwaine. Because he's more fun than a barrel of monkeys!!! :D

What if they were all pairs of shoes? Which would be flip-flops?
7 - I'm going with Percy. 'Cuz people wear flip-flops on the beach. Which is right next to the ocean. Which is the domain that his sea-god of a daddy rules over. It just makes sense.

It is a blustery, snowy day. Which character would most likely brush the snow off the boss's car, hoping to win brownie points?
8 - It's a tough one, but I'm going with Gaius. Since he pretty much stuck with Uther all those years and got a trusted position. Not that it helped him much when the matter of trust came into play. Because Uther's a dwonk. But I digress.

All of the characters are contestants on a reality TV singing show. Which would make it the furthest in the competition?
2 - Flynn Rider. Because even though he's a cartoon character, I think I swooned when he sang the song in the boat with Rapunzel. *sigh* Because this isn't weird at all. *shifty eyes*

At this point, I realize that I've got all guys here so I'm going to add a few girls to the mix. :D My new and improved list of 12 people:

1. Merlin

2. Morgana

3. Halt

4. Percy

5. Gaius

6. Annabeth

7. Flynn

8. Arthur

9. Gwaine

10. Jack

11. Will Treaty

12. Hermione

Now, back to the show! :D

All of the characters are in girl scouts (hmmm...). Which would earn the "Write All About It" badge first?
12 - You REALLY had to ask? C'mon, it's Her-Freaking-Mione!

All of the characters go camping together (again, but we've got some newbies so maybe that's why) and suddenly see a UFO landing. Which character(s) would board the craft?
9 (Gwaine) and 1 (Merlin) and 8 (Arthur). The Three Musketeers are at it again!!!

Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?
7 - Flynn. Did you see all those jumps he made in the movie?! He was leaping around on the roofs of buildings like nobody's business! He's awesome!

What if the characters were answers from a Magic 8 Ball? Which would be "You can count on it!"?
1- Merlin. Because you can ALWAYS count on him.

What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?
I really don't know. I'm going to say 10, Jack, but honestly, I just picked one. Hum. Lemme know if you have a better answer and an actual reason! ;)

Each of the characters have purchased a brand new computer. Which would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?
I'm going to say it's a toss up between Halt and Gaius. Hee hee... Halt's too strict and, well, Halt, and Gaius is just too old-fashioned! :) But then they'd start talking on the phone about the good old days and you'd never get them to stop! Then Will and Merlin would have to team up using their respective Ranger and Magician skills to start an argument between the two (maybe pretend to be Halt and tell Gaius that his potions don't work or pretend to be Gaius and tell Halt that you drank all his coffee) so that Araluen and Camelot will have them back!!!

These next few questions I found on LilacSky128's profile although I also saw them on Ultra Geek's. Just thought they looked like fun. :D

1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?
Arthur and I are just chilling, hanging out, going shopping for armor (and of course, I'm trying to convince him to give me Merlin's number and hook us up). We go out to eat and then party like nobody's business at The Three Broomsticks. And yes, we go to a pub in Hogsmeade because we're awesome and this is my scenario, so there. Morgana's been at the Hog's Head drinking Firewhiskey and is completely drunk. She sees me with Arthur, decides that makes me the "bad guy" and shoots a bolt of lightening at me. Arthur jumps in front of it for me and Morgana is so happy she's finally killed him that she skips off to go to Honeyduke's Joke Shop. 'Cept Arthur and I just bought some lightening-resistant armor for him, so he was just knocked over by the blast. He gets up and we continue our night on the town, during which we call Morgana all kind of rude names and laugh at her mercilessly.

2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
Oh my gosh. Seriously? You want me to answer this? What would happen if Gwaine got Gaius pregnant?! EEEEWWWW!!! Please no, don't even... ARGH! No way, this is just... AHHH!!! Sorry, I had to spazz after the idea of... *scary music* that. Um, I don't know what would happen, how it would happen, nor do I want to think about it in any way, form or fashion, THANK YOU very much. *shudders* What would the ship name be, anyway? Gwaius? Gaine? *gets sick* You know what, I don't even want to know. Bleh!

3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?
Will, being modest and wonderful and totally sweet is taken aback and wants to go home. Annabeth decides never to lost a bet against a son of Ares again.

4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Flynn and Hermione are making out. Percy walks in, annoyed at the disloyalty - Flynn cheating on Rapunzel and Hermione cheating on Ron - and decides to put a stop to this. He summons his awesome sea god powers of doom and makes a tidal wave smash into them, tearing them away from each other. His job done, Percy whistles and saunters off while Hermione and Flynn blush and pretend like their shoes are interesting.

5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Wait, wait, wait. Jack Sparrow falls in love with Halt. Merlin is jealous. No. Juuust no. There are so many problems with this - one, I don't do slash. Two, even if I did, Jack and Halt are from completely different worlds. A pirate and a law-enforcing ranger. Three, Merlin is like half their age! Why on EARTH would he be jealous? Four, EW. Five, no, just no. :)

6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Heck yeah. It's Percy freakin' Jackson. I'd be crazy not to!

7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because her meager sarcasm and wit is no match for his.

8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
This should be good. And yes, this is beyond disturbing. Gaius and Jack Sparrow are about to get married (EEEW!) when Gwaine runs in and stops the ceremony. His reason: This is wrong on SO many levels. EW! Does he need another?

9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.
Okay... Hermione and Halt... She Could Be My Daughter

10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."
Merlin and Gwaine are in a happy relationship, until Gwaine runs off with Morgana. Merlin, brokenhearted, has a short relationship with Will and a brief unhappy affair with Annabeth, then follows the wise advice of Arthur and finds true love with Halt. NO. JUST. NO.

I'm a bit of a bromance addict, so here's MY list of my 10 favorite "bromances" in the fiction world :)

The Top 10 Bromances (According to Me!)

10. Drake Parker and Josh Nichols (Drake & Josh)

9. Zack and Cody (Suite Life of Zack and Cody/Suite Life on Deck)

8. Joe, Kevin, and Nick (JONAS and JONAS L.A.)

7. Rico and Jackson (yes, I know, it's Hannah Montana but those two make the show watchable - they're SO funny!)

6. Percy Jackson and Tyson (Percy Jackson)

5. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

4. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

3. Charlie and Jason Landers (Aaron Stone)

2. Frank and Joe Hardy (The Hardy Boys)

1. Merlin and Arthur (Merlin) - DUH!!!

My Top Ten Favorite Guy Characters

10. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

9. Sir Leon (Merlin)

8. Thomas Hunter (Circle Trilogy)

7. Fred Weasley (Harry Potter)

6. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson)

5. Arthur (Merlin)

4. (Captain) Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

3. Flynn Rider/Eugine Fitzherbert (Tangled)

2. Gwaine (Merlin)

1. Merlin (Merlin) - OF COURSE!!! :D

FUNNIES!!! :D

Funny Newspaper Headlines/Typos (Source: alphadictionary.com)

Autos Killing 110 a Day: Let's Resolve to Do Better

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Robber Holds up Albert's Hosiery

Smokers Are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

Something Went on in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter

Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies

War Dims Hope for Peace

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips through Cemetary: Hundreds Dead

Man is Fatally Slain

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

And my two personal favorites:

Panda Mating Fails - Veternarian Takes Over

Never Withold Herpes from a Loved One

*dies*

"I don't want Lancelot. He's too whiny. I mean, come on: *assumes mock Lancelot voice* 'Oh woe is me, I can't be a real knight so I'm going to go off and prove myself by falling into a pit of despair in which I fight off giant rats of doom and almost get myself and the woman I love killed. Horrifically.' Waa waa waa, blah, blah, blah."
My awesome roomie Cat :)

"Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don't really know..."
Andrea

ME: (to my friend) Pro-ongs! You got me sick! (sticks out lower lip)
MICHELLE: (hugs me) Awww, Moony, I'm sorry! But you know you're friends when you share everything, even germs.
ME: (sighs) I guess so.
MICHELLE: After all, it takes a true friend to get another friend pregnant.
ME: (screeches) WHAT?!
MICHELLE: Sick! I meant sick!!! (doubles over laughing) I meant to say sick!!!
ME: (backing away) I'm locking the door from now on, Prongs, just so you know.
My friend Michelle and I

"Merlin, your faith in my all-seeing knowledge is both touching and wholly misplaced. Now if you've finished your work, maybe you should go to bed and leave me to mine."
Gaius (the most epic old dude in the world)

RON: Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap dance. And I don't want to tap dance!
HARRY: You tell those spiders, Ron.
RON: Yeah, I'll tell'em.
Ron and Harry, Prisoner of Azkaban (movie)

"Now, I wonder. If I tell you where I am, can I claim the twenty pounds? That would be a pound or so for each family here. You can eat a whole winter off that."
Robin Hood

ME: (to my roommate) I'm too sick to eat. I really don't think I can.
CAT: (stares at my sternly and puls out her homemade wand, pointing it at me) I command you - go get food and eat!
ME: (deadpan) You have to say imperio first.
CAT: *dies* That was so full of win, Moony. I am very proud.
My roommate Cat and I

RAPUNZEL: Who are you? And how did you find me?
FLYNN: *clears throat* I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say *insert dopey grin here* Hi. How's it goin'?
Rapunzel and Flynn, Tangled :)

"I have dreams like you - no really! - just much less... touchy-feely, they mainly happen where it's warm and sunny, when I'm all alone on an island that I own, surrounded by enormous piles of money!"
Flynn, Tangled :)

"Frying pans! Who knew, right?"
Flynn, Tangled :)

"Of course, after finishing Twilight, I find myself marveling at the wit and creativity of a Burger King menu."
Dan Bergstein, Blogging Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Part 1

"In the words of Severus Snape: 'No, vampires do NOT sparkle! Ten points from Hufflepuff!'"
My best friend April :)

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1. Hit the Road, (Uncle) Jack, and Don't You Come Back No More! reviews
AU Tag to 'Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable.' There was Uncle Jack, the treasure hunt, Jack's betrayal, the detectives' not showing up in time, all the guns and threats and something about misplaced modifiers, and then they'd taken him, leaving Gus behind as some kind of walking, talking, grammatically correct ransom note. So much for Jack being the "fun" uncle.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-13 - Shawn S. & Jack S.

2. I'd Follow You Anywhere » reviews
New Orleans, Louisiana. Six people have died in the past two weeks. Three jumped off cliffs, three drowned in a bog. When the Winchesters go to investigate, their nightmare is just beginning as their past and fears come alive before their eyes. Season 2.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 10-13-11 - Sam W. & Dean W.

3. Moments » reviews
100 moments of friendship, angst, heartbreak, betrayal, laughter, tears, love, hatred, darkness - a collection of drabbles. 28 - Picnic Part 2 - Never trust Gwaine to pack your lunch. Just. . . don't.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 542 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 4-21-11 - Merlin & Gwen/Guinevere

4. The Most Important Jacket in the Universe reviews
Just as Shawn is about to give his jacket to Juliet, a bowtie wearing man snatches it away and disappears. The Doctor knows what's at stake here, and he's not about to let a silly mistake on Shawn's part rip the universe in half, not to mention break up the cutest couple this side of the galaxy! Crackish. Set during "Right Turn or Left for Dead."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-17-13 - 11th Doctor & Shawn S. - Complete

5. The Hunter, the Psychic, and the Bathrobe » reviews
Meet The Hunter, a serial killer who's in it for the chase. He's killed ten people already, and he's never been caught. Now he's got his sights set on some elusive new prey, a famed psychic detective from Santa Barbara, and nothing is going to get in his way. In this game, it's kill or be killed, and Shawn Spencer is about to become the key player.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 2-19-13 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus

6. Sorcerer » reviews
Originally anthologized in "Sesquipedalian." When Merlin's secret is revealed, not only to Arthur, but to Uther as well, Arthur must sift through his emotions, doubts, fears, and the lies of others in order to find the truth if he is going to save Merlin from a horrendous fate - and even that might not be enough.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 1-4-13 - Merlin & Arthur

7. This Cold Land » reviews
Raiders from the North attack Camelot, but plundering the coastal villages isn't all they want. They want the prince, but having never seen him before, accidentally grab the wrong man. While Arthur sets off on an impossible quest to find Merlin, the servant finds himself miles from home in frozen lands across the sea, the captive of brutal Vikings who think he's the prince.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,962 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 9-19-12 - Merlin & Arthur

8. Blood Blossoms Are Red » reviews
Blood blossoms are red, your ghost sense is blue, but now your powers are gone, and we're coming for you. Danny's ghost powers mysteriously vanish when he stumbles upon an illegal drug operation in Amity Park. Alone, powerless, and hunted, Danny must get out of this himself, because this time, he doesn't even have "Danny Phantom" to save him. And how does Vlad fit in to all this?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 9-23-12 - Danny F. & Vlad M.

9. The Most Hallowed Alliance » reviews
Sequel to The Most Deadly Alliance. Merlin and Arthur are called to the future by a desperate band of Hogwarts students and must join forces with Harry to stop Voldemort, allied with Morgause, from destroying the past and future with the Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,316 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 7-15-11 - Harry P. & Merlin

10. Of Remorse, Rescue, and Repentance » reviews
AU tag to 'The Hollow Queen'. Merlin's dying and a desperate Daegol doesn't know how to save him. The only person he can think of that can help is back in Camelot, but if Morgana finds Daegol trying to slip back into the city, she'll surely kill him. How far is Daegol prepared to go to save Merlin, and will he be able to get help before it's too late? 5x08
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 11-27-12 - Merlin & Daegal - Complete

11. Demigod Duels reviews
Written with HeroKitty4427. The kids of the Big Three get into a petty argument about whose power is the best, but Percy, Jason, and Hazel soon learn their lesson thanks to the intervention of an eight ton friend. Crack.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-4-13 - Percy J. & Jason G. - Complete

12. Celebrate Good Times, Come On! reviews
After finishing a big case, Shawn tries to convince Gus to celebrate with him instead of staying at the office and paying bills. Hilarity and banter ensue. A light hearted vignette of the everyday lives of our favorite detectives.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-11-12 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete

13. A First Time for Everything reviews
Tag to 'Arthur's Bane Part 1'. Guinevere has been the Queen of Camelot for three years. She has had to make some difficult decisions, but this is the first time that she has condemned someone to death, and now Sefa's terrified eyes are haunting her. Was her decision to sentence her maid the right one? 5x01
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-9-12 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete

14. Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Drink reviews
Tag to "Arthur's Bane Pt 1." Gwaine wakes up to find an unusual creature hovering over him, but soon discovers that it's at as much of a loss as he is about what's going on. And then the blue box appears, and everything goes mad. Crack. 5x01
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-6-12 - 11th Doctor & Gwaine - Complete

15. The Doctor Shakes His Asteroid » reviews
The Doctor and Rose take a side-trip to an intergalactic milkshake bar, and upon arrival, they discover that the place has changed ownership since the last time the Doctor had visited. "Hey, aren't they a little young to own a milkshake bar in deep space?"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 8-7-12 - 10th Doctor & Phineas - Complete

16. Eighty Years and Counting » reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory find themselves in a place called Bayport where time has stopped but crime hasn't, and where the residents look to two teenagers for answers every time something goes wrong.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-17-12 - Published: 2-7-12 - 11th Doctor - Complete

17. Payback reviews
Post-Dune Buggy. Josh is pretty pleased with himself for finally getting Drake back – until he sees the extent of damage actually done to his brother. "I can't believe I hurt him like that. I just wanted to see him grounded, not pounded."
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-12 - Drake P. & Josh N. - Complete

18. Two Old Men and a Park Bench » reviews
The bowtied man smiled, a smile so different but so familiar, and Wilfred's jaw dropped realization came. "Doctor?" His voice shook a bit. The grin grew wider. "Hello, Wilf."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 2-2-12 - Published: 1-17-12 - 11th Doctor & Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete

19. Too Far » reviews
AU tag to 'Lamia'. Looking at the bloody, battered Merlin on the cold floor, with Lamia's green eyes focused hungrily upon the weary men, the knights realized that this time, they might have crossed the line. Enchanted or not, they have gone too far. 4x08
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 11-21-11 - Merlin & Leon - Complete

20. The Twelve Days of Doctor Who reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas, Doctor Who style. Let's see what the average companion of any Doctor might get for Christmas this year. A hint of cleverness melded with much silliness. Must be read, or sung, with tongue in cheek and fez on head. Allons-y!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-15-11 - Complete

21. Merlin's Twelve Days of Christmas: 2011 reviews
It's Christmastime 2011, so let's see what Merlin gets from the gang, even Agravaine, for Christmas THIS year. Largely based on season 4. Silliness fused with a tad of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-14-11 - Merlin - Complete

22. Stop the World and Die for You reviews
Tag to 'His Father's Son'. Arthur's decision to stop the battle was a brave one, but he didn't make it on his own. It took a group of loyal knights and one very noble servant to point him in the right direction. 4x05
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-30-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

23. No Apologies Necessary, Just Strongly Encouraged reviews
Tag to 'Aithusa'. On the ride back to Camelot, the king and his knights attempt to apologize to a distracted Merlin for treating him poorly on the way. Merlin's shocked yet touched, Gwaine's drunk, Elyan's ashamed, and Arthur's just plain awkward. 4x04
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 10-22-11 - Merlin & Gwaine - Complete

24. Oh, Brother » reviews
Some moments with our favorite brothers and their friends. Humor, angst, mystery, whump, friendship - all genres, all fun. 12 drabbles. Complete!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-20-11 - Published: 5-27-11 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete

25. Merlin A to Z: An I Can Read Fan Fiction reviews
Parody of an A-Z children's book; the alphabet Merlin style. Poetry, parody, crack. "A is for Arthur, the prince of the prats, B is for Bastet, those big, black, winged cats..." Pure silliness with a hint of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 10-19-11 - Complete

26. So Close reviews
Tag to 'The Wicked Day'. Merlin had been closer to his destiny than he had ever been and it had blown up in his face. How can he pretend everything will be alright after destroying everything he's ever worked for? 4x03
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-15-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

27. Dorkwad to BadCass reviews
Parody of "Zero to Hero" from Hercules. An ode to everybody's favorite angel. "Bless Dean's soul, Cass was on a roll…"
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-11-11 - Castiel - Complete

28. Yeah, Right, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight! reviews
Gwaine gets ahold of a copy of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and reads it to his friends, who find it quite amusing. Chastity? Chivalry? Gwaine? Yeah, right! Double drabble, Crack!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-8-11 - Gwaine - Complete

29. Hero reviews
Tag to 'The Darkest Hour Pt. 2'. Arthur and the knights take care of Merlin after the Dorocha attack and before they split up. Arthur struggles to say his goodbyes and Merlin is, of course, trying to protect Arthur, even while dying. 4x02
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 10-8-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

30. ReRewriting History reviews
Merlin is saved from the Dorocha's icy touch by two men & an angel wielding salt and a flame-thrower. Sam, Dean, and Cass in a circle of salt all night with Merlin, Arthur, and knights. The Winchesters are re-rewriting history and enjoying it, too.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 10-5-11 - Complete

31. Stone Cold reviews
Tag to 'The Darkest Hour'. Merlin has always been there for Arthur, a constant companion that always seems to come out of any situation unscathed. But this time, Merlin doesn't get up. And Arthur doesn't know if he wants to stand up again, either. 4x01
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 10-1-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

32. The Visiting Prince » reviews
"Stay away from him!" The visiting prince snapped his eyes to meet Arthur's challenge. "Why?" he sneered. "He's just a mouthy servant. He needed to be taught a lesson." An old acquaintance of Arthur's is in Camelot and Merlin suffers because of it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,749 - Reviews: 990 - Updated: 9-22-11 - Published: 5-4-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

33. Reflections: Series 3 » reviews
Merlin like you've never seen it before. NOW- I make excuses, but with a twist - this time, there's a sneak preview of the next episode of DRAGOON, "Dragoon and the Porkchop of DOOM!" Burn Meter: Arthur-46, Merlin-44
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,188 - Reviews: 296 - Updated: 9-8-11 - Published: 9-22-10

34. For Arthur » reviews
Originally anthologized in "Sesquipedalian." After an attempted assassination of Prince Arthur nearly costs Merlin his life, Arthur decides to have a little "talk" with Merlin about his apparent longing to die for him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 8-29-11 - Published: 8-24-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

35. When It All Comes Crashing Down » reviews
Originally anthologized in "Sesquipedalian." After the weight of his past and destiny becomes too much for Merlin to bear, Arthur comes to Merlin as a friend and Merlin tells the truth. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 8-21-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

36. Sesquipedalian » reviews
A collection of stories, each inspired by a different big, weird, or obscure word, angsty, funny, suspenseful; genre depending on the word of the day. NOW: In which Uther gets thrown out a window and Gwaine gets grounded.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,407 - Reviews: 482 - Updated: 8-21-11 - Published: 1-11-11 - Uther & Gwaine - Complete

37. Ever After » reviews
A collection of ten drabbles that takes us into Eugene and Rapunzel's "Happily Ever After." NOW: "Happily Ever After" - A sweet, possibly corny ending to the drabble series; includes fairy tale endings and snuggling.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 8-19-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Flynn R. & Rapunzel - Complete

38. The Many Songs of Merlin » reviews
Series of mini-songs/poems, each dedicated to poking fun at a character from Merlin. NOW: The Gwaine Song! Silliness with a smidge of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 3-23-11 - Complete

39. Ransoming Emrys » reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1330 - Updated: 8-2-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

40. Caring Won't Save Their Lives reviews
There was a time – a long, long time ago, mind you – that he showed and felt more empathy for the dead, the suffering, the hostages, the victims. He'd thought that time was long gone – and then he met John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-27-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete

41. Hey, Arthur, I Know What We're Gonna Do Today! » reviews
In which Merlin and friends get hit with a "young-inator," the boys turn their backyard into Camelot, Morgana smirks, Merlin's secret is revealed, and a disheartened Gwaine discovers that ginger ale and root beer can't get you drunk. Chaos and fun ensue.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 3-13-11 - Phineas & Merlin - Complete

42. A Game Well Played » reviews
AU tag to 'Castle of Fyrien'. Merlin is being held at the Castle of Fyrien, life in danger and secret revealed-and Arthur's rescue attempt ends badly. Cenred wants information, Morgause wants revenge, and Merlin is the perfect pawn in a twisted game. 3x07
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 555 - Updated: 7-21-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

43. The Wizard Formerly Known as The Boy Who Lived reviews
Harry's no longer "The Boy Who Lived". He's made up a new title, and Ron and Hermione are not impressed. Drabble. Post-Deathly Hallows. Mild crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-20-11 - Harry P. - Complete

44. The Most Deadly Alliance » reviews
A deadly alliance has been made, a terrible deal has been struck. When Harry and his friends find themselves in ancient Camelot, they and their new friend Merlin are faced with a terrible evil that is intent on killing them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,058 - Reviews: 565 - Updated: 7-16-11 - Published: 8-29-10 - Harry P. & Merlin - Complete

45. Golden Eyes reviews
Arthur knows Merlin's secret, but wishes more than anything that his servant would trust him enough to tell him the truth. Parody of "Fireflies" by Owl City.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 6-13-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

46. It's Elemental, My Dear Merlin reviews
It will be an accidental discovery of a place over the sea, a place no one in Camelot knows exists, that will change the history of both "worlds" forever. One young warlock, one young Avatar. Two great destinies combine. Story proposal.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 5-30-11 - Complete

47. As Luck Would Have It » reviews
After Merlin accidentally breaks a sacred charm of an old witch, she curses him with bad luck. Merlin's constant rotten luck is amusing at first, but when it gets out of hand, Arthur and Merlin embark upon a quest to break the curse before it's too late.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,003 - Reviews: 425 - Updated: 5-4-11 - Published: 1-11-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

48. Your Kiss » reviews
Morgana can't accuse Merlin of poisoning her without risking her own exposure, so she decides to get him killed another way. But after all is said and done, can she let Merlin die… especially after her heart's reaction when she pressed her lips to his?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,516 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 4-12-11 - Published: 3-2-11 - Merlin & Morgana - Complete

49. Total Knockout reviews
Or "Why Arthur Should Stop Getting Knocked Unconscious at Strategic Moments Throughout the Show so that Merlin Can Do Magic Without Getting Caught" Arthur's been hit on the head too many times, and isn't quite himself on his coronation day. Chaos ensues.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-11-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

50. Rosco the Time Traveling Salesman » reviews
A strange man from the year 2010 has arrived in Camelot, selling strange and wonderful things, like cell phones, computers, televisions...and books about sparkling vampires? Inspired by Merlin Children in Need 2009. Crack!fic
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,608 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 4-5-11 - Published: 12-6-10 - Complete

51. Follow the Leader » reviews
When Merlin follows Morgana to her meeting with Morgause in 3x1, he doesn't know that he, too, is being followed. Arthur is there to witness everything that transpires. Will he be able to rescue Merlin and will he even want to when he finds out the truth?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 4-1-11 - Published: 3-4-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

52. Words Cannot Express » reviews
Sometimes words cannot express the raging emotions that hold us back from those we love, those we want to love, and those we hate. A collection of sonnets written about, to, or between the characters of Merlin. Lots of angst, romance, and friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-28-11 - Published: 3-24-11 - Merlin & Morgana - Complete

53. Blood Is Thicker reviews
Set during Wizards vs. Angels. Rosie isn't the one to pull Justin back from the darkness. Alex is. Blood is thicker than high school crushes. Justin's about to figure that out because only one person can save him… from himself.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-17-11 - Justin R. & Alex R. - Complete

54. In the Back of Our Minds » reviews
Thoughts, memories, fears, joys, hopes, dreams, pain... A closer look at Arthur and Merlin's thoughts during the course of the first season and how their relationship changes. Season 1.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,852 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 3-10-11 - Published: 12-2-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

55. Heavy reviews
"I was expected to flog him, my own flesh and blood, slice open my own flesh and spill my own blood. My son." Bootstrap Bill has found his weakness – his son. A closer look as that weakness is exploited and he is forced to commit the ultimate betrayal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-2-11 - William T./Bootstrap Bill & Will T. - Complete

56. Why Do You Hate Me? reviews
Merlin is at a loss to explain why nearly everyone who writes fan-fiction about him wants to see him suffer and decides he's going to write a letter in protest to his outrageous treatment. "Dear Fan-Fiction Writers/Readers..."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 2-23-11 - Merlin - Complete

57. The Great Rabbit Rescue reviews
Spin-off of "In the Back of Our Minds." A creature in need, a selfless young warlock, and a big secret to protect - and Will is there to witness it all.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-22-11 - Merlin & William - Complete

58. When Hope is Gone » reviews
When two strangers arrive on the island, everything goes wrong. Nathan is missing, Daley is heartbroken, Melissa is having a nervous breakdown, Lex is going insane, Jackson is dying, Taylor is depressed, and Eric is silent. How did this happen?
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-22-11 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete

59. To Write a Fan Fiction reviews
In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 2-21-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

60. Harry, Merlin, and the Angsty Showdown of Doom » reviews
Harry and Merlin duke it out for the title of "Most Crapped On." Both have been through insanely angsty times, but what happens when they face off about who's had it worse... with a plethora of fellow characters as an audience and Gandalf as referee?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 2-17-11 - Published: 2-13-11 - Harry P. & Merlin - Complete

61. The Ghost of Emerson Campus » reviews
Nancy, Bess, and George are planning on spending a weekend at Emerson College with their respective boyfriends, but after a tragic accident, a missing person, and a ghost light, they get more than they bargained for. Post-Mystery of the Glowing Eye
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-5-11 - Published: 10-14-10 - Nancy D. & Ned N. - Complete

62. Pain reviews
When you are captured by the Mord Sith, you'll experience every kind of pain imaginable. You will lose your mind. Richard found this out. Now he's going to tell you about it so you'll know too. "You can feel nothing but the pain…" Poetic prose.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-11 - Richard Cypher R. & Denna - Complete

63. First Impressions reviews
Merlin's arrival in Camelot... with a slight twist. AU
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-21-11 - Merlin - Complete

64. It Should Have Been Me reviews
Joe's thoughts after thinking Frank is dead in "Thick as Thieves." His brother was shot and he was helpless to stop it. It should have been him. Ficlet.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-11 - Joe H. & Frank H. - Complete

65. The Meeting on Liverpool Street reviews
Two of the world's top secret government agencies, the Network and MI6, have decided to work together and team up their three teenage recruits. The only problem? Alan Blunt and Arthur E. Gray hate each other.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-20-11 - Complete

66. The Last Night of the Kings reviews
"We are the folk and we have the right to stand up and to fight for an independent life." When does trying to free your kingdom from tyranny go too far? How many innocents must be killed, how many prophecies undermined? Based on the song by Van Canto.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-11 - Morgana - Complete

67. Suspended in the Mists of Time reviews
A poem inspired by the mists of time in "The Mirror of Merlin" and by the Otherworld where the great stag spirit Dagda that helped Merlin become the great wizard he is dwells. A place suspended in time, composed of dreams and smoke.
Great Tree of Avalon trilogy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-11 - Complete

68. Twelve Days of Merlin » reviews
A collection of parodies of The Twelve Days of Christmas for all the main characters. See what Uther, Morgana, Gaius, Morgause, Cenred, Arthur, Merlin, and more get from friends and enemies. Silliness with a sprig of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete

69. That Poor Mother reviews
Tag to 'The Dragon's Call'. Morgana reflects on the execution of a sorcerer and his mother's grief. A look into Morgana's mind as doubts about Uther's hatred of magic begin to fester in her mind. 1x01
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-11 - Morgana - Complete

70. He Should Wear Armor reviews
AU tag to 'The Crystal Cave'. While running from bandits, Merlin is fatally wounded by an arrow. An old man appears with a solution, but will Arthur turn to magic to heal his dying friend? How far will he go to save Merlin? "Merlin was dying..." 3x05
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 1-1-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete

71. Poetic Justice reviews
Morgana and Uther have become estranged after Uther finds out about her powers. Morgana is taken by surprise when her dad wants to meet up with her again after several years. A story for anyone out there who's had thier family ripped apart.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-10 - Morgana & Uther - Complete

72. Arthur's Twelve Days reviews
Companion piece to Merlin's Twelve Days. Let's see what Arthur gets for Christmas from friends - and foes - and foes that he THINKS are friends. Again, humor laced with ridiculousness with a splash of cleverness. Twelve Days of Christmas, Arthur Style.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-28-10 - Arthur - Complete

73. Merlin's Twelve Days reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Merlin style. Let's see what sort of gifts he receives from friend ... and foe alike. And is Morgana smirking again? Pure silliness with a dash of cleverness mixed in there somewhere.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-26-10 - Merlin - Complete

74. Paradise Broken » reviews
Paradise has been compromised. When Fenton and the boys take up a case for one Sally Drake, they aren't aware that everything they have ever believed is about to be turned upside down. Written using themes, characters, & places from Showdown by T. Dekker.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Lost Books series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-18-10 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete

75. It Never Gets Any Easier reviews
A lifetime of chasing criminals and the sight - and smell - of death still affects him more than he could ever say. Ficlet.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-10 - Fenton H. - Complete

76. The Physician from the Black Lagoon reviews
It's Merlin's first day in Camelot and he's heard all kinds of scary rumors about the court physician he's going to live with. Terrified, he dreams that Gaius is a scaly, brain-eating monster. Parody of Mike Thalor's Teacher of the Black Lagoon.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-28-10 - Merlin & Gaius - Complete

77. I Don't Regret It reviews
Tag to 'The Fires of Idirsholas'. A glimpse into Merlin's tortured mind after Morgause has vanished with a poisoned Morgana, leaving him guilt-stricken and utterly alone. It wasn't supposed to happen this way... 2x12
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-28-10 - Merlin & Morgana - Complete

78. Descent Into Madness reviews
Tag to 'The Tears of Uther Pendragon'. "He can feel the dreaded iciness moving slowly through his body, freezing his blood, paralyzing him." Uther's descent into madness. A voice calls to him from within a well. "You killed her. She should kill you." 3x01
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-27-10 - Uther - Complete

79. Her Beloved » reviews
A freshman at Bayport U, Joe is having nightmares that grow more vivid the closer it is to Halloween. He and Frank must solve a 100 year old mystery of a brutal murder. Ghosts and killers lurk around every corner, determined to keep the truth hidden.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,360 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-26-10 - Published: 10-3-10 - Joe H. & Frank H. - Complete

80. I Hate Him reviews
Tag to 'The Crystal Cave'. Morgana's internal struggle after finding about her true parentage and what drove her to the brink of madness, inspiring her hatred of Uther. Everything's not just black and white. She's more complicated than pure evil. 3x05
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-26-10 - Morgana & Uther - Complete

81. Resurrecting Relationships » reviews
Sequel to Finding You Again. The Hardy family is readjusting after 15 years to Joe's return. Someone is intent on spoiling their attempts at bringing old relationships to life, however. The Assassins Superior are gunning for revenge.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,486 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-21-10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Joe H. - Complete

82. Epic Tribute » reviews
So many died over the course of seven years. So many innocents gave their lives for the good of wizard and mankind. What better way to remember these warriors than with a collection of poetry written by those friends and family left grieving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-17-10 - Published: 9-20-07 - Complete

83. Darkening Day » reviews
Sequel to After Midnight. Joe returns home after the adventure in Forks and attempts to adjust to his new life of vampirism and secrecy while a man named Roth is after him, believing Joe holds the secret to human immortality.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-17-10 - Published: 3-28-10 - Complete

84. When He Cursed Him on the Head reviews
A fun little parody of the Jonas Brothers song When You Look Me in the Eyes. This is just a bit of silly fun, dabbling in rhyme, meter, and song parodies. Please review, especially if it made you laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

85. When You Hit Us on the Head reviews
A fun little parody of the Jonas Brothers song When You Look Me in the Eyes. Take a humorous trip into the Hardys' minds and find out how THEY feel about constantly being bopped on the head, kidnapped, and tied up. Song parody.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-25-10 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete

86. Castaways » reviews
Frank and Joe are supposed to be spending a week with their friends on an island in Barmet Bay, but on their first deep-sea-fishing excursion, the stormy weather says otherwise and they are thrown into a tragic and dangerous mystery on a deserted island.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-15-10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Joe H. & Frank H. - Complete

87. But I Am A Monster, Edward's Lament reviews
Edward IS a monster. He has to be. If he isn't, then what does he have to live for? This is a humor poem showing the deep, internal struggle in Edward's mind as he tries to justify his sparkles and convince himself that he is a monster.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-10 - Edward - Complete

88. That Day at the Bank reviews
After being held hostage that day at the bank, Jason reflects on his time as a hostage in the bank. As he remembers, he starts to piece together the puzzle of his rescuer. Post-Gauntlet but not Forgotton.
Aaron Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-24-10 - Jason L. & Charlie L./Aaron S. - Complete

89. After Midnight » reviews
Fenton gets a call from an old friend who asks the boys to look into his daughter's possible kidnapping by her own husband, which leads them into a world they never knew existed in anything other than horror movies.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 4-26-09 - Complete

90. Finding You Again » reviews
Fifteen years after Joe Hardy's death, his daughter, Joline, finds reason to believe that her father may not be dead and embarks with her cousin Darren to find her father again in Washington, D.C.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,649 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete

91. The Prophecy » reviews
Sequel to Dark Schemes, Darker Secrets. Voldemort is back, and he is not happy. Especially since there is another prophecy concerning both Harry Potter and Joe Hardy. Meanwhile, the Hardys begin to discover their own magical powers and head to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 9-30-06 - Complete

92. Where Nightmares Thrive » reviews
Something evil is at work. No one can stop it. No one can understand it. No one can survive it. And yet it is there, taking over minds and destroying lives. It is in a place where nightmares thrive, and the Hardys are walking right into it.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 3-19-07 - Complete

93. Ballad of Remorse reviews
If he hadn't been so focused on himself, maybe she wouldn't have died. Remorse is a strong emotion, almost as overwhelming as self-hatred for acts left undone and words left unsaid. Now it is too late, and he would give anything to have her back.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-08 - Joe H. & Iola M. - Complete

94. Broomsticks on Fire » reviews
Harry and the gang are selected by Dumbledore to participate in a muggle-studies student exchange program and get to go to NY. As usual, Dumbledore has something else up his sleeve, and it involves one street-savvy kid named Jake Long.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 12-16-05 - Harry P. & Jake - Complete

95. The Wrath of the Red Dragon » reviews
Frank and Joe are in college and everything is new. New friends, new classes, even new girlfriends! But when a plot to kidnap Joe goes wrong and the boys are put on their guard, they realize that one of their new friends is keeping a deadly secret.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,313 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-6-06 - Joe H. & Frank H. - Complete

96. A New Friend or Foe » reviews
Erica is a new student at Hogwarts. A shroud of mystery surrounds her. But does she have anything to do with a secret past of Voldemort's? If so, how is it that Harry is falling for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 10-14-05 - Harry P. - Complete

97. The Letter reviews
Joe receives a letter that shatters his world forever all over again.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-6-07 - Joe H. & Iola M. - Complete

98. Everything You Ever Wanted reviews
Drake reminisces...One devastating day, a 10 year old Drake wakes up to find his father gone.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-25-07 - Drake P. & Josh N. - Complete

99. Watching You reviews
Fenton discovers what an important role he plays in his sons' lives, and the prospect scares him. Meanwhile, Frank and Joe have yet another adventure.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-21-07 - Fenton H. - Complete

100. A Day Off » reviews
Two overworked teenage detectives plus one epically cool water park plus one crazed enemy out for revenge equals A Day Off.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 6-9-06 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete

101. I Miss You reviews
Sometimes our feelings are so intense and our grief so painful that the only way we can release our emotions is through poetry...
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-29-06 - Joe H. & Iola M. - Complete

102. What Hurts the Most reviews
"I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house, that don't bother me..." Can he truly go on without her?
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-06 - Joe H. & Iola M. - Complete

103. Rescue Me reviews
After being kidnapped with Josh, Drake reflects on his terrifying experience and discovers who his hero really is. Post-Drake and Josh Go Hollywood.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-06 - Drake P. & Josh N. - Complete

104. A Suite Holiday » reviews
It's Christmastime, and the Diffys and Baxters are heading to Boston for their Christmas vacation. The Tipton is hosting a Christmas ball and emotions are all in a stir as these three very different families meet and have a lot of crazy adventures.
Crossover - Phil Of The Future & Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 11-27-05 - Phil D. & London T. - Complete

105. Switch » reviews
Parody of Freaky Friday. Frank and Joe get into it at a Chinese restaurant, and soon after receiving a fortune cookie from a little old lady, find that they are not quite...themselves. Can they switch back AND stop an arsonist bent on revenge?
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 4-4-06 - Complete

106. Dark Schemes, Darker Secrets » reviews
Fenton Hardy has a secret. A secret that causes an old man named Albus Dumbledore to appear on the Hardys' doorstep with disturbing news.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 4-18-06 - Complete

107. She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not reviews
Tamwyn has a hard time confessing his love to Elli on their quest to go to the stars and some interesting questions are raised. Like will Tamwyn ever work up the nerve to confess his love? And where the HECK did Batty Lad get that cupcake?
Great Tree of Avalon trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-5-06 - Complete

108. Choices » reviews
Since that fateful day when Jake found out Rose's secret, nightmares about confronting her have been haunting his dreams. What follows is an epic and harrowing series of events that will change his life forever.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 39,719 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 10-12-05 - Jake & Rose - Complete

109. Do You Think This Happens Every Day? reviews
"Death cannot stop true love...it can only delay it for a while." My name is Westley, and I very recently almost lost everything worth living for. Have a seat, relax, and I'll tell you my story-the story of Buttercup, the Princess Bride.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-18-06 - Complete

110. A Musical Romance reviews
American Dragon Jake Long: The Musical! Jake and Rose have a Romeo & Juliet type relationship. Will they overcome the overwhelming odds to be together or will their story end similar to Shakespeare's famous tragedy?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-27-05 - Jake & Rose - Complete

111. An Unlikely Team » reviews
Monkey Fist and Huntsman have teamed up in order to defeat their respective foes. With Monkey Ninjas, goblins, dragons, nacos, spy gear, magic potion, secrets, regrets, and tears, no one is going to escape from this situation without changing somehow.
Crossover - Kim Possible & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 9-6-05 - Kim P. & Jake - Complete

112. Secrets Revealed reviews
Jake is finally unmasked and Rose is faced with an impossible choice.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-22-05 - Jake & Rose - Complete

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