A Word of Caution: Am I an aptly sorted Slytherin? Yes. Will I flame bad!fics? Yes. Will I do so with wanton disregard for your feelings? Yes. Am I a Canon Nazi? Yes. Do I care if you don’t consider yourself a Suethor? No. Bottom line? As long as you don’t rape my fandom, I won’t flame you

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I’m Gwenny, superstitious atheist, Slytherin, sworn Regulus Black fangirl, brave traverse-er of the intarwebs and aspiring Author/Web Designer/Artist. I’m rather morbid, slightly disturbed and a little psychotic. One minute I can be perfectly coherent and intellectual, the next I might be enthusing over a particularly witty joke a chocolate muffin said yesterday.

I enjoy chucking blunt objects at others, spicy food products, commenting in a snarky and sarcastic manner to 90 of pleasant conversation and funding Starbuck's plan for world domination one tall peppermint mocha frap at a time.

I continue to be haunted by the restless spirits of Regulus Black and Barty Crouch Jr, who will not cease and desist until I have written out every plot bunny currently hopping about in my head and have founded at least two fansites in their honor. –mutters darkly- Bleeding ghosts…

Music: Patrick Wolf, Creature Feature, Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs, Muse, The Libertines, The Beatles, Scissor Sisters, Zombie Ghost Train, Elvis, The Horrorgans, Deadboy And The Elephantmen, Foo Fighters, Mindless Self Indulgence and, of course, Fall Out Boy.

Books: Harry Potter, World War Z, Good Omens, The Da Vinci Code, Wicked, The Discworld series, Novels from the Nightside, The Stravaganza Series, Twlight, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and The Series of Unfortunate Events.

Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, Boy Eats Girl, Across The Universe, The Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead (Buuuuuub! 3), Shaun of the Dead, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Illusionist, Pan’s Labyrinth, Chocolat, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine and Space Balls.

Television: Dexter, Supernatural, Skins, Reaper, Pushing Daisies, ReGenesis (troubled scientists are the sex), Family Guy, Doctor Who, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Invader Zim, Dead Like Me, Lost, Masters of Horror, House, Bones and Happy Tree Friends.

Ships I Like To Read/Write: Regulus/Hermione, Barty/Regulus, Narcissa/Regulus (As in Reg's one-sided attraction), Narcissa/Lucius, Barty/Bella, Albus Severus/Scorpius and Theodore/Luna. I love to have fun with eccentric ships and I really don't take shipping all too seriously. You know, whatever.

Fears/Dislikes: Wasps, Teletubbies, anyone who uses the term "family values", the color pink, radical evangelicals and really old wrinkly people who vaguely resemble turtles and have lost control of their bodily functions; all of whom I have armed myself against with my copy of OotP (aka a handy bludgeon.)

(Writings)

(Work-In-Progress)

Desiderium- Narcissa Malfoy had a secret. As secrets went, this one wasn’t the kind old hags gossiped about at a knitting circle. It was however the kind of secret which often spent most of its time avoiding maggots and signing his artwork “R.A.B”… An Inferius Tale.

(One-shots)

A Superfluous Goodbye- Six year old Nymphadora Tonks has a peculiar imagination and rather peculiar hair. But nothing is at all peculiar about the mysterious, early morning guest sitting at the kitchen table.

Phantom Pining- Myrtles letting death get to her head, with Peeves assistance she sets in motion a depraved plan. Said plan? Slaughter the boy she’s currently pining after, and force him to spend eternity with her. But will she end up with only second best? Dark comedy and Ron torture, all in good fun.

In Your Sweet Embrace- A cheesy Oneshot for a Valentines Day OTP challenge, despite promises made to an overwhelming amount of FFN reviewers, this WILL REMAIN A ONESHOT (yes, yes, terribly sorry). While spending the summer at Grimmauld Place, Hermione Granger discovers a rigged Time Turner. Next thing she knows she’s hunting Horcruxes with the very last person on Earth she could have imagined, Regulus Black. PLEASE DON’T READ IT BECAUSE I’M RATHER EMBARRASSED OF IT NOW. Thanks.

(A Disclaimer)

I'm completely, utterly horrible at updating regularly. However, I DO update and I WONT give up on a story, at least not without giving some sort of notice or taking it down from the site altogether. Please be patient with me. You can usually expect somewhere between a few weeks to a few months between updates. I've got a life, you know.

Without Wax, Mizz Moony Luver.