I'm Juliet, but anyone who wishes to remain alive with most of their vital organs still intact will call me Jules. I'm turning eighteen this november. I was born in Italy, but I now live in Australia and regretfully don't speak any Italian.
I'm a book addict, and not ashamed of it. I love anime and manga - Chobits, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, and Full Metal Alchemist, anyone? I watch Alias, Lost, and on occasion, Buffy. I love ice skating, netball, books, manga, anime, sugar, and boys. I think slash is cool but sometimes I go through those really straightlaced moments.
None of this, of course, is particularly relevant but what is relevent is my stories. In the next 2 weeks i will be putting up around 50 stories. ALL of these will be one shots. Enjoy!
My completely stupid moments:
'Me: I need to borrow a pair of boobs. Shit, i mean boots.'
'The double bass is the massive one, the violin is the smallest, the viola is a bigger version of a violin, and the cello's the one you stick between your legs.'
'Crap,I just spilt bed all over my sherbert!'
'//character jumps out from behind door and tries to stab girl//
"//scream// fuckfuckfucketyfuck //heaving breathing// oh my poor heart..."'
'OOOh! Lets look at pashing tips from Swen Gwefani!'
'I got my first sex ed from a horny old guy with a guitar.'
'Kaddar pulled back his balls, and fired.' (I meant bow. Honestly.)
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