| Artemis 85 |
Author has written 28 stories for Teen Titans, Justice League, Naruto, Bleach, Venture Brothers, and Ben 10. !!HELLO FELLOW AUTHORS!! Hi I’m Artemis 85, Name: Emily (Not like anyone could stalk me with that, there’s hundreds of Emily’s on the planet.) Age: 16 and Legal (In New Zealand) Sex: FeMALE (lol) Birthday: 5th October, Libran Eyes: Brown Hair: GINGA Skin: WHITE AS SNOW! Favorite Colours: I love all Colours but I like Yellow, Purple and Green the most lol Favorite kind of clothes: Camouflage, Pants, hoodys, goth stuff, but mostly my black chucks, pants and my awesome Aquaman T-shirt. !FAVORITE SHOWS! @Teen Titans @Justice League @Batman @Ben 10 @Ben 10 Alien Force @Robot Chicken @Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law @Sea Lab 2021 @Bionic Woman @The 6 Million Dollar Man @Knight Rider @Dexter !FAVORITE MOVIES! ~Independence day ~The men in black series ~The house of wax. (Paris Hilton dies YAY!) ~Tomb raider movies ~Madagascar ~Freddy Vs Jason (Awesomely weak!) ~Jeepers Creepers ~The Jackass Movies ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail ~Monty Python the Meaning of life ~Monty Python the life of Brian ~Tom Green, Freddy got fingered.(Very Weird) ~Mummy 1&2 ~Predator 1&2 ~Alien 1,2,3&4 ~Alien vs. Predator 1&2 ~TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! LMFAO that was as scary as hell! Heaps more but I can’t remember them. lol !HOBBIES/LIKES! I like writing fanfics for people to enjoy and to fap over, I enjoy drawing and photo shopping things, although I need a fair bit of practice. I love to tinker with machinery and make things but mostly I just love being creative. !DISLIKES! Exercise, Maths, running, getting up early, creepy people in alleyways that yell "surprise!" and spending money...I love my money lol @FAVE MUSIC@ @Marilyn Manson @Evanescence @Green day @Korn @Blind spot @Blink 182 @Shihad @The Crystal Method @The Doors @Linkin Park @Led Zeppelin @The Gorillaz !!LOL STUFF!! “See this piece of rubber? Well I’m gonna pelt the teacher with it; throws eraser at teacher, eraser hits teacher, teacher turns round with a pissed look on her face “Crap it wasn’t supposed to actually his her, Dammit!” –my friend Karen. “Why god why do keep crapping on me like this?”- My friend Amber. “Oh look a bird became petrified and lost its ability to fly”- Quote from a story I read. “Why do we do maths anyway?”- a chick I eavesdropped on. “Muhahahahahahahah….hahahaaahhahaahhaha..puhahahahhahaa…hehehehehh”-My friend Amber practicing her evil laugh. “Your hair is so shiny, it looks like you use too much SunSilk.”- Girl in my class being a dumbass. “Ewwwwwww gross”-A guy In my class that found some…plastic in the guys toilets, in the end he put ‘it’ on the end of a stick and chased the girls with it. “That’s a health hazard” I said to him. In Sewing class the teacher tells this guy named Jordan to fix his thing then he says "You just hate me because I'm black!" In the end he gets detention "I'm dead sexy, look at my sexy body, ohhh sexy man, sexy man!"-Fat bastard from austin powers Might find some more. Also I would like too say thanks for taking your precious time to read this, don’t forget to R&R my stories, but don’t be too harsh, I upset easily. Well no I just get angry and tell you to pissoff...so yeah. | |||||||||||
1. After Dinner Meal » reviewsTriana is staying over at the Venture complex for the night, how will Dean control his hormones when the love of his life is sleeping in his room? Read and find out! CONTAINS LEMONS IN LATER CHAPTERS, CONTAINS DODGY LANGUAGE AND OTHER DODGY STUFF!Venture Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 7-14-082. A Facked up truth or dare » reviewsooo yes there will be blood, the title explains it all. Many pairings! NejixTen, GaaraxSaku, TemxShikaxIno. Contains lemons and dodgy but hilarious scenes...if you like dodgy stories and want an all nighter...your've got the right link...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 37,278 - Reviews: 531 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-20-07 - Gaara & Sakura H.3. In The Heat of The Night reviewsKevin tumbles through Gwen's window and they end up having a lust filled night of passion, even more so because Gwen's family isn't home. GWEVIN!Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-19-08 - Kevin & Gwen T. - Complete4. Love in an Elevator reviewsThey're stuck in an elevator...I wonder whats going to happen! GWEVINBen 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-5-08 - Gwen T. & Kevin - Complete5. Closet Lovin' reviewsWhat does Rukia get up to in her closet? hehehehe lol includes a bit of Renji the peeper.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-23-07 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete6. Hot Rod Lincoln reviewsYeah another songfic, i don't own naruto or this song. Shino, Gaara, Sakura, Sasuke, Choji, Shikamaru, Kankuro, Akamaru and of course Kiba! T cuz of bad languageNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-07 - Kiba I. - Complete7. Why the heck am I here? » reviewsI get zapped into the Titans world. Crazy crap happens okay! gone justice league so now it has officially become a cross over justice leagueXteen titans!Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 4-10-068. Can I choose both? » reviewsI suck at summarys but I'll try: Robin chose to keep his obsession over Slade, rather than keep Starfire. Gets funny in alot of places! Starfire, Speedy, Robin. TriangleTeen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 4-10-06 - Starfire & Speedy - Complete9. Sasuke the emo reviewsa story about Sasuke being emoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-20-07 - Sasuke U. - Complete10. You gotta fight reviewsYo' I put the charachters with the song fight for your right to party from beastie boys! enjoy, don't own anything!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete11. YOSH! reviewsA story about the Naruto gang messing with a poor guys head, particularly Gaara's...randomness is assured as well as SasGAY bashing.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-06 - Gaara - Complete12. SCREW YOU! reviewsyeah I got the idea from dad and a little work place accident his friend had, it's a bit dramatized, but it's okay!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-14-06 - Naruto U. - Complete13. Cabin fever: HIVE ACADEMY! » reviewsHey it's a sequel to 'Cabin fever! Read and all about The HIVE and all the crazy stuff they do. Contains language and adult themes.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-4-06 - Published: 3-6-0614. Know your stars villans and heros included » reviewsMy version of know your stars with most villans and heros, enjoy and R&R.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-4-06 - Published: 10-15-0515. Duct Tape » reviewsWhoosh the Tv lit up and I felt myself being sucked in..." My friend Amber and I get sucked into the Teen Titans World,may be a few cross overs but with definitely contain dodgyness! M! R&R!Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 12-11-0516. A man in a womans world » reviewsWonder Woman is going back to her home island to see her mother but what happens when The Flash decides to hitch a ride?Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 4-2-0617. Win, loose OR DIE » reviewsBeastBoy host a game show where charachters from Teen Titans get forced to play as well as other cartoons and celebrities.R&R and the story is really crazy OKAY! just like me! LOLTeen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-31-0518. Billy Numerous and all his Girlfriends » reviewsBilly Numerous is a dorky and annoying guy, but all the girls in the Titans programme will see past that. Billy Star Raven Bee Jinx Random Girl with wings Blackfire..Complete insanity, Rated T for TeenTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 12-12-05 - Billy Numerous - Complete19. Dodgyness from Control Freak! reviewsAn ultra dodgy fic staring control freak, honestly extremely Dodgy!Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-06 - Control Freak - Complete20. Hugs » reviewsEveryone needs a hug from time to time, even Raven.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 1-17-06 - Raven & Beast Boy21. Slade? » reviewsyeah, it's dodgy, it's wack but how gives a sTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 9-24-05 - Beast Boy & Slade22. Mind Powers » reviewsThe Flash asks J'onn what is it like to have mind powers. Insanity insures. R&RJustice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 10-22-0523. Foggy love reviews“C’mere ya’ big dummy” she grasped him in a soft hug. He looped his arms around her lower waste and nuzzled his face into her shoulder. For the first time in a while, he was happy genuinely happy. HotSpotXArgentTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-06 - Hot Spot & Argent - Complete24. Why did you leave? reviewsRobin left, Star wants to know why. I suck at summarys! And I'd like to thank AvePlateada for the idea and helping me out!Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete25. Cabin Fever » reviewsThe Teen Titans go on a camping trip and invite Titans East too, what freaks will thy encounter? What adventures will they go on? And the biggest question yet will they come out alive? Ands whats with Speedys get rich quick scheme?Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 9-24-05 - Complete26. St patricks day love reviewsA late st Patty's ficTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-22-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete27. On going nightmare reviewsRobin has a few demons in his closetTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-06 - Robin - Complete28. Never again reviewsWally stole J'onn's oreo's, will he come out alive?Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-05 - Complete