Hi I’m Artemis 85, if u wanna see my drawing skills visit this link...
http://890765.deviantart.com/ if that doesn't work come tell me.
Well, being a profile and I should tell you a little bit about myself:
Name: Emily (Not like anyone could stalk me with that, there’s hundreds of Emily’s on the planet.)
Age: coughfifteencough.
Sex: FeMALE (hahahahha)
Birthday: 5th October (I’m a Libra (tampon lol)yeah!)
Favorite Colours: blue, red, white, and black
favorite kind of clothes: Camoflauge, Pants, hoodys, kinda goth.
Description:
I have brown eyes, Ginger hair, Heaps of freckles, 'm white
Likes too use offensive language often (Sorry) I was actually raised that way. (Thanks dad), Extremely dangerous, do not approach, is also heavily armed
Favorite television programs:
1# Teen Titans, Justice League Unlimited., Myth Busters, Orange County Choppers, Monster garage, C.S.I, C.S.I Miami, Carton network, Adult swim, Harvey Birdman (rocks), Jackass, World famous for dicking around, Wild boys, Mummy autopsy, Discovery channel, The History channel. lol
My favorite Sort of movies are, Horror, Comedy, Thriller Just movies that make me laugh.
Favorite movies:
Independence day, The men in black series, The house of wax. (paris hilton dies YAY!), Tomb raider movies, Madagascar, Freddy Vs Jason (SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY!), Jeepers Creepers, The jackass movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python the maning of life, Monty Python the life of Brian, Tom Green, Freedy got fingered.(Cuz it's wack!), And the mummy movies, Predator, Predator 2, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs. Predator, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSICARE! LMFAO that was as scary as hell!
Heaps more but I can’t remember them. lol
Hobbies/likes:
Laughing at people when they hurt themselves, Writing fanfics, Throwing stuff at people, Making people laugh, Ripping electronic appliances apart then making different stuff out of it, Expolsions and Implosions, Guns, Knifes, Fire, Burning stuff, Cars, CHEVYS ROCK, FORDS SUCK, Food/ Ice cream/ sugar, laughing at people for no reason to make them feel uncomfortable. (saved for the people I hate)
Things I want to road kill/dislikes:
Fitness, Maths, Ignorant people, Parents (They just don’t shut up!), Annoying teachers that repeat themselves and treat our class like retards. (We're not retards we're just special mums said so.) ; ), People that make fun of disabled people, my brother is Autistic, and Computers that keep crashing, Preps (Don’t have anything against them they’re just annoying!), Racist people, Homework
(As you can tell I hate a lot of things.)
Fave Music:
Marilyn Manson, Evanesence, Green day, Korn, blind spot, Blink 182, Shihad.
Quotes or awkward themes from random people:
“See this piece of rubber? Well I’m gonna pelt the teacher with it; throws eraser at teacher, eraser hits teacher, teacher turns round with a pissed look on her face “Crap it wasn’t supposed to actually his her, Dammit!” –my friend Karen.
“Why god why do keep crapping on me like this?”- My friend Amber.
“Oh look a bird became petrified and lost its ability to fly”- Quote from a story I read.
“Why do we do maths anyway?”- a chick I eavesdropped on.
“Muhahahahahahahah….hahahaaahhahaahhaha..puhahahahhahaa…hehehehehh”-My friend Amber practicing her evil laugh.
“Your hair is so shiny, it looks like you use too much SunSilk.”- Girl in my class being a dumbass.
“Ewwwwwww gross”-A guy In my class that found some…plastic in the guys toilets, in the end he put ‘it’ on the end of a stick and chased the girls with it.
“That’s a health hazard” I said to him.
In Sewing class the teacher tells this guy named Jordan to fix his thing then he says "You just hate me because I'm black!" In the end he gets detention
"I'm dead sexy, look at my sexy body, ohhh sexy man, sexy man!"-Fat bastard from austin powers
Might find some more. Also I would like too say thanks for taking your precious time to read this, don’t forget to R&R my stories, but don’t be too harsh, I upset easily. Well no I just get angry and tell you to pissoff...so yeah.
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