I could tell that some demented fate brought you to my webpage. Hello there unfortunate being.

Name: Is that even necessary?! Anyways, just call me khayez.

Age: 20

Birthday: July 12 (Don’t forget okay!)

Location: Somewhere out there down the road. Oh heck! Like is full of crap.

Status: Currently doing my best to edit my fanfics whenever I have spare time. Gawd, I can’t imagine that life could reek like this.

About me:

Loves chocolates. Those things are heaven sent! I don’t know how life would be without it.

Very much in to reading fanfics (For some reason that I cannot seem to name)

Has been struggling to write fanfics. Ability in writing in English is improving gradually. Thank heavens! I can now call my fics a story and not some piece of shit.

Interest in watching the television is starting to ebb away. I only watch certain shows nowadays. I’m blaming my friggin schedule for this.

I play the piano a little. I’m too lazy to finish a decent musical piece. Now I’m starting to find my love for music a little bit troublesome. I’m not trying to imitate Shikamaru if that’s what you’re thinking.

I can barely remember when was the last time that I have sketched clothes. Again, darn schedule!

The author/authoress loves to sing. I’m not that good. You’ve been forewarned. But then again, don’t worry. I won’t make your eardrums bleed due to my singing. At least, I have a decent singing ability. I don’t do some strangled peacock type of singing in case you’re wondering.

I’ve been dreaming to annihilate the things that usually have a tendency to tick me off. Crap, why do we have these things?!

Have a great disliking with cynic, bloody professors. Students are humans. We have limitations. It’s not like they haven’t experienced what we are currently getting ourselves into.

Things or being that I love with so much passion:

god

family

friends

my notebook

and another very important being

myself...

Stories:

Updated Stories:

Living in cyber space

Stories in-progress which are on my main priorities of updating:

Living in cyberspace

Stories that are under construction and consideration:

Hocus Focus

Meaner than Mean

Melt my heart away

Sakura: God's Favorite Daughter

Bluff and Love

Completed stories. Can’t believe I have these…

White Blood Cell

You are my song

Instant Message

Christmas Present

Tables and Chairs

Never a Fairytale

Discontinued Story:

Love story inside Kishin Academy

Pairings that I love:

Sakura x Sasuke

Eriol x Tomoyo

Ten Ten x Neji

Mikan x Natsume

Little corner:

"It’s simply mind over matter. If I don’t mind you, you won’t matter."

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Dumb-ass stereotypes that show we should never judge a book buy it's cover
(This is told in first person of the person being stereotyped, not me, unless if it's on a bold font)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bolemic.

I'm a GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have emotional issues with my sexuality.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm JEWISH (by heritage), so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I've TAKEN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS (guy clothes for me) so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be SEXY
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST be a man-eating, lesbo, bitch and a prude.

FUNNY QUOTE TIME!

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If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

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If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Nami-san625, xX--Dea-Of-Letum--Xx, Kiki-Author-Sama, losethemask, XxsTrInGz N' kEyZxX

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being yourself is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you never want to drink alcohol and understand what a horrible thing it is. . .I salute you and wish there were more people like you out there. You are awesome and I wish you the best of luck. Join the club: Kiki-Author-Sama, losethemask, XxsTrInGz N' kEyZxX

All generalizations are false, including this one. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Everything in moderation, including moderation. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

It's not weird when you get in an argument with yourself, it's only strange when you lose. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait.

He who fights against monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster in the process.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. (Every Goddamn Day)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.