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since: 09-02-05, id: 889921, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
country: Australia
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.

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the R E V i E W C O R N E R . (For those pussys that are too chicken shit to leave their emails or log in when they flame.. or not.. who knows) ;)

One..

FUCK YOU!
This is more of a KARINXSASUKE fanfic!
And im so sorry, because this is a flame
Delete this as soon as after you read this
KARIN AND SASUKE! MY EYES ARE LITERALLY BURNING BECAUSE OF IT! karin and
sasuke are a big N-O!
NO
NO!
But I'll keep reading, because like, I WANNA NOE WAT HAPPENS!
I got my eye on you!

And another.. (yes from the same person, who used a as their name.. how gay.)

Okay, well, im the reviewer who sore to you before, and like, I DONT LIKE
YOU!
This time, i'm very angry.
FUCK YOU

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Alright well, my first reaction to this was, hilarity really. Those reviews amused me greatly. And the reason i wanted to post it on here was because, well i had no other way of replying to the flamer and heres hoping they'll accidently wonder to my profile again. :D
This people, is an example of a reaaally bad flame. If you're gonna do it, then do it with more reason and civility and less swearing and pointlessness..

It's utterly and completely stupid ! If you're gonna flame. AT LEAST, Have a good reason. No, to me "FUCK U. This more of a blahblah fic" doesn't cut it. And if you were oh-so cunning enough to flame, why doncha leave an email? (or log in), and don't ask for it to be deleted, now where's the point in that? So hell no i won't be deleting it. And i quote, your "eyes are burning because of it" fair enough, you don't like it, i don't give a shit, but then here's the part where i fell over, "But i'll keep reading anyway, because I wanna know wat happens" Riiiiiight. That's not sad and stupid at all.

Hahaha and for the record, i couldn't care less if some wuss flamer from ffnet disliked me. :P And you can be angry all you want, cause news flash, i discontinued that fic, so i guess it'll always be "more of a SasuKarin" fic to you. HAH !

One last thing: thxx for the 2 extra reviews for my count too !

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Andddd thats the end of my rant ! And Out !


×ø¦»_ ASTERiSQUE _«¦ø×

.. A not-so-original fanfic authoress who manipulates anime characters for her own writing pleasures ..


- - - - - - - - - Heya fellow fanfictioners..

The name's Asterisque. But you may use Ai or Ais.

this is ma fenêtre échappatoir..

// Considers herself: a romantic idealist. a hopeless dreamer. a shopaholic. and an australASIAN with heaven high aspirations.
// She loves: nap times. music. food. gothic lolita. the arts. wicked/dark stuff. anime & josei manga. and anything red.
// She hates: school. and mosquitoes.
// She thinks: 4:30 in the mornin is the best time in the day. but hopes she'll never have to wake up that early..
// She is meant to upgrade: every March 30.
// She wishes: To one day travel the universe or live in an adventurous anime..
// If she falls in the pit of no return: You may poke her back to life again, but if she doesn't repond for more than 3 months.. it means she is dead.

Can be found: In her santuary and.. HERE...and here wolli-api@hotmail.com and here.. SuspendedWings on DeviantArt !! ((Check it out~!!))

a Superhero by night and your average girl by day, the lazy kind..

Warning: Extremely Aries.

Befriend at own risk ! x3

- - - - - - - - - A Note to Dear Readers..

(THAT'S YOU!!): Please know that you are loved. Thankyuu soo much! ありがとう! 谢谢! Merci! Kob Chai! 감사합니다! Obrigado! Gracias! Спасибо! Vielen Dank! Ευχαριστω!

She would love: To get to know ffnet peeps, especially the ones who are willing to chat or those who frequently reviews. (you know who you are~) -wink- Add her msn. That was not a request~! xD


¦●» Shipplings «●¦

((That I read..)) some not neccessary liked that much outside the fandom world...

- SasuSaku. NejiHina. ShikaTem. ItaSasu (Naruto)
- IchiRuki. ByakuRukia(Bleach)
- Clerith (FFVII)
- MamoUsa (SM)
- TrunksPan (DBZ)
- SyaoSaku (CCS)
- InuKago (Inuyasha)
- KenshinKaoru (Rurouni Kenshin)

I HATEEEEEE with a passion SASUKARIN! & SASUHINA! & ICHIHIME ! & THATS IT ! haha


¦●» FAN FiCS «●¦

Incompleted fics ~~

Eckk.. well you can just see em in my stories list eh?

NOTICE: I have completely lost interest in all my fics, they just seem so soo stupid.. BUT will continue to write them until they are completed, because well I hateee things that are uncomplete.

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Completed fics ~~

All shots! (one or three)

As of now 16...

More than a Pinky Promise - Will remain a oneshot for now!

With A Cherry On Top - Will remain a oneshot for now!

Request/Gift fics

Yaoi NaruSasu oneshot for Yue no Rei!
NejiIno Oneshot AND NaruIno Oneshot for Dawny!


()(o_x)()
~Asterisque~

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1. A Blossom with Thorns » reviews
Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,473 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 10-11-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. Shooting Stars » reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: The fiancee is too beautiful for words... “You want a WHAT?” “We need some time apart!” “This isn't a two month relationship! You can't just take a damn break!” ...But not arguments... Welcome to the life of Sasuke and Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,244 - Reviews: 463 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 8-20-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
3. Goodbye Days » reviews
SasuSaku: They say that if you’re with someone for a long time, you would eventually fall in love and be together forever... She felt that they lied to her... Especially since, the only boy she knows from her childhood... was her very own step-brother...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,044 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 11-30-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
4. With A Cherry on Top reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot: She stirred a dark passion in him... And just one taste was not enough. This time, he planned to have more than just a bite. Sasuke's not lying, when he says... Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 5-31-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
5. Le Cliché reviews
Meet Miss Cliche. She lives to shop. She tells lil white lies... and she drunkenly spilt all her 'dark' secrets to some hot guy. But if that won't bring down the great Haruno Sakura, what will?... Ding! Ding! One slice of Uchiha Sasuke please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 4-4-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
6. Road of Denial reviews
SasuSaku OS: She had ditched him for some 'Kawa-kun' again... Well, it looks like Sasuke-kun had some tough competition for Sakura-chan's affection!... "Does Kawa want to play Shuriken target?" Sasuke smirked slyly ...And, he will not lose!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 2-29-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
7. WANTED: A Sexy Fool For 30 Days » reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: Meet the Uchihas! But, NO WAY they'll approve of Sasuke's flaunty lover Karin. So why not hire someone to act like a fool and make them think anyone else, even Karin, would be more acceptable? Enter SAKURA! The dorky pretend girlfriend..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 12-23-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
8. A Piece of Fourteen Letters reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot: She made him promise to write to her... And he did... Month after month. She wrote back... But when he stopped... Week after week... she still continued...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 1-27-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. Lost Cheesy Grins reviews
NaruIno: Sasuke and Sakura were getting married... They were hurting, but all they could do was watch... Then, in an unexpected turn, found a path to each other’s hearts in a way they never thought possible... Ino had found his lost cheesy grins...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-12-08 - Naruto U. & Ino Y. - Complete
10. A Touch like Magic reviews
SasuSaku? oneshot: He broke her heart. He left her, for THIS? This plain looking ordinary girl?... But then, with one look. One touch. Everything about the girl changed. That’s when... She knew, She could never compare...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 138 - Published: 11-16-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
11. More than a Pinky Promise reviews
“Sasuke-kun?”... “Hn.”... “Would you wait for me?”... “For you, Sakura, I could wait forever.”... “Promise?” ...Their pinkies entwined... “Promise.” -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-12-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
12. Reasons to hate Haruno Sakura! reviews
Why is Sakura really ‘annoying’ in Sasuke's opinion? As much as he tries to think or deny, he really doesn’t hate anything about his pink haired fangirl...[SasuSaku oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 2-13-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
13. So called 'Fate' reviews
Can someone really be with their cousin? Hyuuga Neji had always had a thing for fate. But, it turns out, fate never had a thing for him. Or maybe it can?... [NejiHina Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-13-07 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete
14. A piece of Yesterday reviews
The first words he saw were, 'My name is Aeris Gainsborough. I have green eyes and long brown hair...Who am I? Your average flower girl, or maybe not... This was my story......' Cloud might've found her diary... But will he ever find her?... -CloudAeris-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-21-07 - Aerith G. & Cloud S. - Complete
15. Kumo wa ii naa? reviews
Clouds are nice ne? Shikamaru found something he likes more than his beloved clouds though...that something, or rather someone is Temari. But what feelings does she have for him? And why does he want her to say yes?...[ShikaTem oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-11-07 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete
16. SasuSaku style : 1000 paper cranes reviews
“I’m gonna fold 1000 cranes! Then I’ll make a wish!” Haruno Sakura is a dreamer. “What if, what you wished for was going to come true anyway?” Uchiha Sasuke is realist. But in the end who was the right one? [SasuSaku AUoneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12-31-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
17. Dream Come True » reviews
He’s as cold and bitter as winter, she’s as warm and sweet as spring. Inevitably winter will always melt into spring, that's what she had always dreamed of. But...is that the case for Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura? -SasuSaku THREEshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-24-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
18. Matchmaking the Naruto way! reviews
Neji and Ino deny that they're together. How will Sakura get her bestfriend and the Hyuuga prodigy together?...WITH NARUTO's HELP? Will they succeed? Or maybe Neji will kill him first? [REQUESTED FIC! NejiIno oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-31-06 - Ino Y. & Neji H. - Complete
19. Nine months from HELL! reviews
Sasuke wakes up to find an interesting suprise. Him and Naruto together? NO WAY! Denial, Sasuke, Denial. How will Naruto handle Sasuke's pregnancy problems? With alil persuasion ofcourse! If only this really happened...[REQUEST FIC! AU,YaoiOneshot,NarSas]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-29-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
20. A Merry 7th day before Christmas reviews
The gang hears rather disturbing noices coming from Sasuke’s office. What on earth could the rich and famous viceCEO be doing with Haruno Sakura? Definitely not what Naruto’s thinking right? Or maybe…[SasuSaku AU oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-24-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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