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since: 09-02-05, id: 890027, Profile Updated: 12-25-11
country: USA
Author has written 25 stories for Final Fantasy X, and Final Fantasy XII.

News: 12:25:11

I'm not dead! Surprizing, but true. I have a full time job now, so I don't have much time for writing, but I am still managing to get some work done on my Random Bits Collab. I owe my collab partner a huge dept of gratitude for his continued patients and unending supply of inspiration. Thanks Matty! Progress is slow, but it's getting done! Thanks to all of you who have stuck with me these past few years and the new readers who have stumbled upon my fics.

Welcome to my Profile page!

If you’re here, you’ve either stumbled upon A Random Adventure and the resulting Random Bits series and a) loathed them and wanted to see ‘who writes this crap?’, b) liked them enough to learn a little about the author, or c) accidentally clicked the wrong link.

ABOUT ME

Name: Nashiil

Nickname: Smiley

Sex: Female

Age: 32

Height: 5ft 4in

Bio: Short, happy all the time, and goofy. I am a Pre-Vet graduate, an artist, and a twin.

Interests: The Japanese culture, christian music, writing, reading, drawing, fantasy, video games, and all kind of martial arts styles (I think they are really interesting).

Pet Peeves: Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and cursing. I don’t see how getting high/drunk then stumbling around vomiting/soiling yourself for the entertainment of others can be fun. Its also annoying trying to talk to someone who curses like a high school freshman. (I apologize to all the freshmen who aren't like this if there are any.) How can you hold a halfway decent conversation if every second word is a curse word? If you have to add curse words to make a joke/story funny, you have a serious vocabulary deficiency, or don’t know what real humor is.

Favorite Author: Terry Pratchett. He does humor with a plot! If you haven’t been introduced to The Disc World, consider yourself deprived.

ABOUT MY FICS:

I write humor fics for Final Fantasy X and XII. I try and stay away from the less intelligent types of humor, having been influenced by Terry Pratchett. It began with A Random Adventure, which rides that fine line between funny and dumb, but the good news is that my writing style has evloved since then. The FFX fics take place immediately after the game...If Tidus hadn't disappear and Auron hadn't been Sent. I try to keep everyone in character and tend to stay away from original characters. I do have a few, which are used sparingly and never play major roles. They are: The Three Old Men (Old Man #1, Old Man #2, and Old Man #3), Marp (originally a hot dog vendor at Luca Stadium, but now owner of the International Cafe of Fiends, a.k.a. the ICOF), Winke Winkle the Tavern Owner, Bob the new Guado Leader, and Tahmu the Ronso Potions Master. I have recently added Te-Ge Ronso, the star of the popular movie 'Farplane Boy'.

The FFXII fics also take place immediately after the game, assuming that Vaan convinced Balthier and Fran to return to Rabanastre for a quick reunion before setting off to aquire their treasure. The Revenant Wings story line will not be included. There are so far, no original characters.

NOTE: Constructive criticism is very welcome.

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1. Random Bits 20 » reviews
UPDATED! Yuna and her guardians are off to the theatre in Luca to see a movie, where they encounter long lines, outrageous ticket prices, and all the little annoyances that go along with theatres.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 1-28-10 - Complete
2. FFXII: Random Bits 02 » reviews
After waking from a distrubing dream, Fran needs to get it off her chest. As it happens the only person available to lend an ear is Balthier, unfortunately the dream was about him...and rather embarrassing.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Fran & Balthier - Complete
3. Random Bits 19 » reviews
Tidus has discovered that his house does indeed have a bathroom. This calls for a tour and a demonstration of modern plumbing. Bathroom humor at its best!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete
4. FFXII: Random Bits 01 reviews
After a minor electrical problem, our heroes find themselves trapped in the Stahl's caro hold. Getting out should be easy. All they have to do is find the door...and a way around Balthier's brilliant DIY ship modifications.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-3-09 - Complete
5. Random Bits 18 » reviews
Final Chapter Up! Exploring a fog-shrouded island can be really fun. Especially when strange herbs are involved.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete
6. FF12: Random Bits 00 » reviews
Final Chapter uploaded. Vaan and Penelo have planned a little get together with their friends. But they are finding that reunions don't always go as planned...
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete
7. Random Bits 17 reviews
Welcome to Spira's first-ever Summoner's Convention! Add Lulu, cosplayers, a missing Tidus, and shake.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-08 - Complete
8. Random Bits 16 » reviews
Updated! A Mixing accident lands Auron in a sordid situation. Now, it's off to Mt. Gagazette's Potion Master for a cure...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete
9. Random Bits 15 » reviews
Chapter 3 is UP!. Guarding is boring, so Tidus and Brother join forces to search for the forbidden treasure that is Rikku's diary.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
10. Random Bits 14 reviews
There's a new food craze in Spira that draws our heroes into a face to fork encounter with a 'fancy' restaurant.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-08 - Complete
11. Random Bits 13 » reviews
Final Chapter is up! Auron is about to find out that even the casual, innocent wish can be a real bugger.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 1-17-08 - Complete
12. Random Bits 12 » reviews
Final Chapter is UP! Follow our favoite Summoner as she and her Guardians experience theft, revenge, and no Agency vacancies. You know, all the little joys that go with traveling!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,470 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 9-18-07 - Complete
13. Random Bits 11 » reviews
Final Chapter up. Auron has always been curiously good at holding his alcohol and now he is going to put his ability to good use.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-9-07 - Complete
14. Random Bits 10 » reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! It's the new Guado leader's birthday, and Yuna is invited! Unfortunately so are her Guardians. How will a group of island bumpkins who don't know the difference between a dinner fork and a salad fork do at a highclass soiree?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete
15. Random Bits 9 » reviews
Chapter 2 is UP! Nuns, plus Tidus, divided by blitzballs, equals possible doom for Yuna's tea party. Oh, did I mention a closed door and a muffled converstaion?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete
16. Random Bits 8 » reviews
Rewitten Chapter 2! A day spent exploring turns into a nightmare when Wakka aquires a new friend only he doesn't know it. Will he ever meet it? Read and find out!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete
17. Random Bits 7 reviews
More than just comments fly when civilized conversation meets...well, Yuna and her Guardians
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-4-06 - Complete
18. Random Bits 6 » reviews
CHAPTER 3 is up!Its time for the annual Junior League Tournament and Tidus & Company have tickets! They may not be competing, but being a spectator can be exciting too.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete
19. Random Bits 5 » reviews
Chapter 5 is up! A routine shopping trip goes terribly wrong when Wakka pilots the Celcius!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 5-18-06 - Complete
20. Random Bits 4 » reviews
UPDATED!It's a beautiful day for sightseeing in Bevelle, or it was until Tidus goes over the edge!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-19-06 - Published: 3-27-06 - Complete
21. Random Bits SE » reviews
Chapter 3 has been posted! Tidus and his friends have a special surprise planned for a certain Unsent Guardian. It might have something to do with his 'special' day.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-15-06 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete
22. Random Bits 3 » reviews
It's finaly UPDATED! Follow along as Spira's heroes experience the horrors of traffic!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 1-27-06 - Complete
23. Random Bits 2 reviews
Reposted! I think it works now! Please read! Wakka and Yuna take a tour of Tidus floating house. Maybe it's not as cool as he thinks it is!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-06 - Complete
24. Random Bits 1 » reviews
Reposted! Hopefully the problem has been fixed! Please continue to enjoy this tale of utter nonsense!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-06 - Complete
25. A Random Adventure » reviews
Yuna and her guradians are returning to Besaid, and Tidus decides to take a little revenge on Auron. Let the battle begin!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-7-05 - Complete
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