Hey, my name is Karli. I'm sixteen and I'm an apiring writer, but I haven't really done anything GENIUS yet. I'm working on it. I love anything whimsical, like fairies and fog on an early sunny morning. I postively adore England and Ireland. Without a shout of a doubt. I want to go to college there for a bit or something. I'd love to marry a Brit or an Irish man just so I could listen to his accent. It's a given that he'd be sexy, obviously, if only because I love him. I love clothes. I annoy my mother with all of my asking for money for a new dress. I am currently leanring to drive. Shout out to my wonderful BFFs: Shelby, Duncan, Emma and Drew.

Coolest ships EVER: Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter), Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Carlisle/Esme, and Emmett/Rosalie (Twilight), Stefan/Elena and Matt/Bonnie (The Vampire Diaries), Gemma/Kartik (AGATB), Aang/Katara and Sokka/Toph, Sokka/Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Jim/Pam (The Office) and Shelby/Drew (my best friends IRL), Joe/Rachel (more RL friends)

Ships I Cannot Stand:
Zutara- Dude, she threatened to KILL him if he hurt Aang. She's not about to jump him.
Harry/Hermione- I am sorry, but I DO NOT condone incest
Taang- Aang himself admitted to loving Katara. It's always been Katara for Aang, and Toph is just a bit too tough for him.
Bella/Anyone but Edward- Just wrong in so many ways.

Favorite Movies: Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean 1&3, Harry Potter 3, 4&5, Take the Lead, The Swan Princess, Quest for Camelot, National Treasure, The Incredibles, Beauty and the Beast, Tristan and Isolde, The Holiday, She's All That, Hercules, Titanic, Ella Enchanted, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Princess Diaries, A Walk To Remember, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian, Moulin Rouge, The Other Boelyn Girl, Enchanted, The Princess Bride, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

Favortie TV shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Office, Charmed, Gilmore Girls, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, Passport to Europe, Survivng History, Paranormal State, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, The Soup, Made, Parental Control, Cold Case, Bones, Secret Life of the American Teenager

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Avalon High, Mediator series, The Vampire Dairies, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Walk to Remember, The Tree Shepherd's Daughter, Shiva's Fire, Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys, To Catch a Pirate, Pretty Face, A Year In Europe, The Oath, Boston Jane, Just Listen, Song of the Sparrow, Beauty, 13 Little Blue Envelopes

Celebrity Crush: SKANDAR KEYNES -drool-

Fictional Crushes: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black

Song of the moment: Better Get to Livin' by Dolly Parton

Favorite actors and actresses: Johnny Depp, Skandar Keynes, Georgie Henley, Kate Winslet, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, James McAvoy, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewert

Celebrity I'd Date In a Heartbeat: TAYLOR LAUTNER

Piper Aurora Potter's personal survey

Q: Hater or poser?

A: Neither, really.

Q: Style of clothing?

A: Colorful. Dresses, and lots of them. Flip flops, lots of medium blue and green. On the dressy side usually.

Q: Stereotype?

A: Sweetheart. I'm not even bragging. I try to be nice to everyone and they're nice in return.

Q: Favorite genre to write in?

A: Romance.

Q: Would you consider yourself a grammar freak?

A: Yup!

Q: Newest band or artist you've discovered you like?

A: Dolly Parton

Q: Are any of your stories based off your own life?

A: Not really.

Q: Great book you recently read?

A: Beauty by Robin McKinley

Q: Which characters are you most like in your favorite book/shows?

-Avatar: Katara. I am the motherly type. I do tend to yell at people when I'm annoyed, too.

-Harry Potter: Hermione. I was seriously a class dictionary last year.

-Twilight: Bella. I adore Edward, for one. I love reading and I have a pretty sharp wit/tongue.

Q: Can you play any sports? Instruments?

A: I can play some volleyball and basketball.

Q: Are you a people person? Or would you rather the world be ruled by animals?

A: I guess I'm a people person...I don't think I'd like it if the world were run by animals, at any rate.

Q: Are you interested in making a name for yourself on this site?

A: Sure, why not?

Quotes...

Shelby (about her boyfriend): He was groping me for his calculator.

Shelby's Dad: Stop flicking vegetables!

Cody (Shelby's brother): Come on with the come on!

This is an example of a usual conversation between me and my brother:
Me: (online) I think I'm gonna buy that dress...
Logan:...What does a WOMBAT look like?

Jesse (to me as we're walking down the street in the dark): Look there's another bat! See, this is why I'm God and you're not.

(conversation about monks/nuns)
Brandon: They go to church eight times a day! Jeez...
Me: Yeah, beginning at two AM.
Brandon: They might as well LIVE there.
Me: They do...
(he stares at me, then cracks up.)

Megan (muttering over the phone): Stupid beeping menace of horrors...
Me: Is that what you call your microwave?
Megan: No, that's what it calls me.

Me: Good luck with that...
Megan: With what?
Me: Pasting that "I'm stupid" sign to your head.
Megan: First off it says I LIKE TO MOVE IT
Me: Whatever...

Shelby (my bestest friend, about a guy in our gym class who kicks ass in hockey):...and he's all WHOOSH, WHOOSH, FBI! FBI

Charmed

Phoebe (to the Evil Enchantress): No more kingdom come for you.
Piper: Not for you.

Piper: You mean the Manor is supernaturally bugged?
Cole: Yeah, supposedly it has been for a while. Now look around. What is NOT supposed to be here?
(Piper and Phoebe scan the room, Piper blows up an oriental looking chair)
Phobe: Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.
Paige: Yeah, I know, it was ugly...
(they laugh)

Paige: What the hell happened?
Piper (out of breath): The freaking furniture just attacked!

(Piper is in an AU, where she is in a sanitorium)
Piper: He's a demon! I'll prove it! Evil hiding in plain sight, I use this spell with all my might, stop your changing form and shape, this vanquish seals your fate!
Doctor restraining her: ...Doesn't really rhyme, does it? (Piper glares) Sorry.

(Paige and Piper are laying on nuthouse-style bed, restrained in an AU where they are both considered insane)
Piper: Leo! Leo!
AU Paige: Ugh, would you stop with the 'Leo, Leo'? You're driving me crazier than I already am!

Piper: What are you doing?
AU Phoebe: Eating a cookie. Not your best.
AU Paige: Got milk? Ooh, I don't think so.

Piper: Freeze.
Phoebe: Kick.
Prue: Send flying.
Piper: Uh-huh.

Piper: If I could freeze you two, I would. Often.

Piper: Why is Sir-Lust-A-Lot after you?
Paige: How should I know?
Piper: Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.

Chris: Apparently he (Barbas) gets a 'Get Out Of Hell Free' card if he wins the case...

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: They snuck up on me!
Katara: Right. Then they kicked your butt.

Toph: That's the problem. You've got to stop thinking like an Airbender. There's no different angle, no clever solution, no trickity-trick that's going to move that rock. You've got to face it head-on, and when I say head-on, I mean like this! (Smashes a boulder with her head)

Sokka: It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! (bows down before the mushroom)

Sokka: Smoochie, smoochie, someone's in LOOOVE! (A/N: Well, there's a bit of proof that Sokka's not a complete moron lol)

Katara: Maybe we could find Jeong Jeong...
Sokka: Yeah, like we'll ever run into Jeong Jeong again!
Toph: Who's-Oh, never mind, if it's important, I'll find out.

Katara: (Gazing at Zuko with a dark look) You might have everyone else buying your... "transformation", but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, Right then and there. Permanently.

Gilmore Girls

Emily: So you were on the phone…
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: And a relative! That's so cool. I am gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, if I could.