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Author has written 27 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, and High School Musical. Howdy do folks! The name's Cat- Netta Jamison. I was born and raised in Carthak, but right now I'm in Tortall working for Lady Skerra of MoresHollow. I'm ready to make friends. I love to talk, and to read, and to write stories. I have friends working with me. Mirror... Say one word about my name and I'll kill you! Riiiight. Anywway, I also have Shadow. I wont let Mirror kill you, I promise. He has that lug wrapped around his little finger. Hey! (giggles) I also have a new (and annoying) brother...Dark. Whazzup? You'll see some of their handiwork in a few of my stories. Fanfics: Sewing Needle -- Chapter 4 is coming (eventually...) @looks sheepish@ Happy Harry -- I'm working on it. i've sort of burnt out on it. any help will be appreciated Time -- part 5 is up. i'm glad it's well liked. as I continually say, it's hard to write. i'm working on part six. btw: anybody willing to help me out on chapter six? i'm trying to integrate some of what happened with Callahan and it's really hard. i've experienced none of this, and geez, i'm not even fifteen. anywho...HELP! Careful Magic -- on hold Angel-- NOT GOING to be on ff.n Married Gay Party-Beast -- my first (humerous) attempt at Snarry. it's here, and has 24 reviews (cheers) Rehabilitation -- s i actually updated, and i'm working in typing the next chapter. ON HOLD/s Chapter 4 is up! Sweet Sacrifice-- my first real songfic. no, MotS does not count. Music of the Soul-- something funny we thought up.An F&G prank if there ever was one. i mean really, Snape sings. Help-- it's a little strange, i know. please dont hate me. Truths-- sequal to Help. si'm putting it up really soon, so keep an eye out./s And Should I Die-- I wrote it as a Snarry, but it would probably work for almost any pairing Snape is involved in...even though het pairings would be sorta difficult. I Hate You-- i wrote it as Sev's reason for killing old Alby, but it can work for MWPP and so on and so forth. please check it out Harry Potter--King of the Netherworld! -- it's coming. i'm trying to get at least twelve chappies done before i post it. i have 9 so far. Their God-- implied ss/hp. my first M fic, though i mighthave the rating wrong, who knows. to quote: "He is their god, their saviour. He is their rock, their light, and all who believe are blessed with a joy no one else will ever know. You came to take him from them, and though he tried to stop it, they fought you. They fought you though they knew they would die." has some really coarse language. Completed 5/27/07 You Never Spread Your Wings-- sequal to TG. can be read alone. M-rated (for the swearing, of which there is much). to quote: "You never spread your wings for him. Never flew for the joy of it, never surrounded him with them, mever kept him warm. You never spread your wings, kept those black treasures locked behind you. You broke his heart, demolished the small bit that was left." Completed 6/4/07. Naughty Dessert-- Oneshot. Unusual pairing. SF/SS. to quote: "All you have to do is start back eating. That's not at all hard. That potion may keep your health from fluctuating like mad but it doesn't make you Mr. Invicible!" the fourth challenge fic I wrote. Percy-- Oneshot. Unusaul pairing. PW/SS. to quote: "Never see red hair again. Never see red curls, hornrimmed glasses teetering on a small nose. No more love then." the sixth challenge fic I wrote. Thirteen-- One shot. No pairing (I feel proud of myself). to quote: "13...13...13...He shook his head, as if the action would make the number dissapear from his thoughts and cease to exist." the fifth challenge fic I wrote. Now, Always, and Forever-- A good bit of unusual pairings all the way through. VC/NL, DM/HP, GG/RW. to quote: "Neville Franklin Christopher Longbottom, I, Vincent Timothy Amos Crabbe, request to have your hand in marriage. Do you accept?" the first challenge fic I wrote (and the one I liked the most) The Old Ways-- sequal to NAF. to quote: "...The Magick is fundamental, in all of us, ingrained in every spell we cast, whether we acknowledge it or not. Even squibs have it, so squibs are not magickless, but incapable of useing a wand. By refusing to acknowlegde this, we back ourselves into a corner." i'm planning on having a sequal, but i've reached an impass. I have to wait (likely till the summer) for anything to be fruitful (readable) Recomended TV show: Stargate SG-1 Stargate Atlantis Ouran High School Host Club (sp?) (my friend got me hooked. i watch it on youtube) Recomended CD's: The Open Door-- Evanescence Recomended book's: The Ransom of Mercy Carter by Caroline B. Cooney Dragon Sword and Wind Child - can't remember who it's by, sorry sSorry about all the waiting. I have computer issues. I have 'newly adopted and pain in the arse' brother issues. I have friend issues. I have new-school issues (and by the way 'GO HIGHLANDERS!'). Trust me, we are all putting our best efforets into this updating problem, but these guys don't have computers, and i dont let Dark muss with my flashdrive. We are all working up a compromise. Except for Mirror. He just stands around and yells. No I dont! See?Anyway, we are coming as humbly as we know how to beg for your forgiveness and ask that you dont burn us at the stake or turn Mirror into a eunuch. (though, i would be very grateful if you permanently removed Dark from existance.) sI'm still alive. Mirror is still as threatining as ever. Shadow is still dating him, and they still argue. Dark is still a pain. Stories are coming slowly (Paul Baly is eeevvvvviiiiiiiiillllllllllll)(he's my english teacher)./s We are trying, i am loosing hair and weight (which isnt a good thing. i'm way too skinny as it is). When we get the chance, we will update. Please do not hate us. Thank you./s I'm sorry for the lag. I'm braindead, what with writing stories for english (my teacher is awesome but scary), adjusting to highschool, and trying to learn French (i'm doing pretty well...sort of.). No one is being any sort of help. Thanks a bunch for the patience. Sincerely, Catty the Spy | |||||||||
1. Exceptions reviewsPre-slash Chyan . “Mom…I sort of think I might be a little bit very in a way maybe possibly incredibly gay.” one-shotHigh School Musical - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-24-09 - Chad D. & Ryan E. - Complete2. Alone reviewsIt hurts, that I can’t have him yet. I want to keep him, but he’s still afraid of me, still unwilling to see what I see. SLASH! Implied Non-Con!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-09 - Blaise Z. & Dean T. - Complete3. Click reviewsThe poor boy had lost years of his life, and what had once been an obsession became a compulsion, causing Colin to photograph everything he came into contact with or cared about Blaise Zabini/Colin Creevy. SLASH! Post-War fic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-09 - Blaise Z. & Colin C. - Complete4. Never Again reviewsNextGen fic.Slash.HPbashing.SM/AP People think that I am like my parents. They are wrong.They do not like me.My name is Albus Severus Potter. I am fifteen years old.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete5. JuicedNo pairing, Sokka centric: He’d never thought he’d crave fire in a dessert, but that’s what he seemed to be doing.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Published: 5-22-08 - Sokka - Complete6. This Bit of Innocence » reviewswritten for a myriad of challenges. HPxSS. m-preg. "I’m sorry, Severus. I tried to hold off as long as possible, but my father is demanding that I have an heir and…I’m so sorry. I had hoped to save this bit of innocence for you"Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-20-08 - Harry P. & Severus S.7. The Old Ways »slash! pairings inside. companion piece to NA&F. tentative rating. [Even couples who don’t follow the Old Ways are able to do this because the Magick is fundamental, in all of us, ingrained in every spell we cast, whether we acknowledge it or not]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,024 - Published: 8-31-07 - Gregory G. & Ron W. - Complete8. Percy reviewswritten for Myriad of Challenges. implied slash PWxSS [Never see red hair again. Never see red curls, hornrimmed glasses teetering on a small nose. No more love then.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-07 - Percy W. & Severus S. - Complete9. Thirteen reviewswritten for Myriad of Challenges. i'm proud of myself. no slash this time. [13…13…13…He shook his head, as if the action would make the number disappear from his thoughts and cease to exist.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-07 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete10. Naughty Dessert reviewswritten for Myried of Challenges. slash SFxSS implied mpreg. [All you have to do is start back eating. That’s not at all hard. That potion may keep your health from fluctuating like mad but it doesn’t make you Mr. Invincible!]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-07 - Seamus F. & Severus S. - Complete11. Now, Always, and Forever reviewswritten for a Myriad of challenges.SLASH!VCxNL,RWxGG,HPxDM. mpreg. [Neville Franklin Christopher Longbottom, I, Vincent Timothy Amos Crabbe, request to have your hand in marriage. Do you accept?]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-07 - Vincent C. & Neville L. - Complete12. You Never Spread Your Wings reviews[You never spread your wings, kept those black treasures locked behind you.] compainionsequel to Their God, can be read alone. please r&r. warning, this is intended as slash of the implied sshp kind. don't read if it squicks you.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete13. Their God reviewsHe is their god, their saviour.He is their rock,their light,and all who believe are blessed with a joy no one else will ever know.You came to take him from them,and though he tried to stop it,they fought you.They fought you though they knew they would dieHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete14. Rehabilitation » reviewsHarry and Draco have just been paired together for a school project. What will happen? Drarry slash, mpreg, swearing...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-24-06 - Harry P. & Draco M.15. Married Gay PartyBeast » reviewsHarry, we have a small problem.' The blood protection failed, and Dumbles needs Harry to bond to Snape. One problem. Neither will agree. Enter humor, two pregnant and unwillingly bonded men, and one overprotective vampire.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 6-28-06 - Harry P. & Severus S.16. I Hate YouQuote: 'I hate you. I hate everything about you.' Severus's reasons for killing Albus, but can also talk about his views on James, Sirius, etc. please r&r.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Published: 3-31-07 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete17. Time » reviewsJoren has been an abused slave for 4 years in the Marash Isles. Kel is grand empress of those very same Isles. Kel prepares to heal the wounds of time. rated for later chapters.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-17-06 - Tortall18. And Should I Die reviewsAnd so he stood there in the thunder and the rain and the lightning, naked as the day he escaped his mother's womb, feeling as if he was a god, or an angel being shown into the mind of a god... sshp hinted slash amnesiaHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete19. Punishment » reviewsSnape get's found out as a spy, and Voldiepants takes his revenge. After being returned to the horrible age of five, he is returned to Hogwarts, under the care of proffessor MDogg. read to find out what's going on.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 10-18-06 - Severus S. & Minerva M.20. Truths reviewssequal to HELP. about Harry's turn to Voldemort. When you read it it's kind of...strange. read to see what i mean.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete21. Sweet Sacrifice reviewsoneshot. songfic to Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescnece. It's the day of the final battle, and something happens that changes the outcome, and sets a few heads rolling...literally. mild slash,mpregHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-06 - Harry P. - Complete22. Music of the Soulsort of songfic. knda funny. numerous songs by various artists. fred and george spike a few goblets of pumpkin juice. this is what happens. t for one particular songHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Published: 9-13-06 - Complete23. Help!This is a description af Harry's turn to the Dark. It's a straigh mass of metaphores and symbolism.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 6-28-06 - Harry P. - Complete24. Happy Harry » reviewsA dumb twist to Harry Potter. Hrry's full name is Happy Harry. Hermione and Malfoy...well...you'll just have to see for yourself. Enjoy, my dears, the stupid plot and stupid characters, and the newly made wizard called Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 10-6-05 - Harry P.25. Immortality » reviewsHarry, an amnesiac and somehow a god, has a small problem. How will he deal with it? how will he tell Draco? and how will he escape the dreaded baby shower? a slash. rating for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 4-14-06 - Harry P. & Draco M.26. Sewing Needle » reviewsHer heart was ripped to pieces, and now she meets the one man that can help her put it together again. Kel x My character a random idea that i think rocks.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-7-05 - Tortall27. Careful Magic » reviewsSatasha, better known as Kana or Star since i speak fairyhas issues. Anger issues, boy issues, magic issues, twin brother issues, ect. now she is forced to go to Corus to learn how to harness her magic under the watchful eye of her most hated enemy andSong of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-8-05 - Published: 10-3-05 - Tortall
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