HELLO LOVIES!!

OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY! I HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE AUGUST! I'M SO ASHAMED!

My job, my theatre program, my college class and my High School coursework are all trying to kill me. O_O

But, hopefully, the craziness will lessen in a couple weeks and I'll start dumping them on you.

Excited, no?

Message: I am updating rather slowly due to technical and time difficulties. Please be patient. Because if I start rushing, the mistakes grow in number, the chapters shorten and the quality lessens. And I don't want you to suffer through that. Hell, I don't want to suffer through that. So buck up and hold on...Darky is trying!

UPDATES:

Difference Between Heaven and Hell : 2/16/09

Gem of the Wilted Soul : 8/28/08

The Psychiatrist and the Estranged Lovers : 1/28/08

An Incandescent Melody : 4/16/08

LOST: The Forbidden Memories : 4/22/08

Now...WELCOME TO MY ACTUAL PROFILE:

Welcome to my completely insane profile where I describe to you all the things I would die without.

1. I CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT DRACO MALFOY! lol...and Hermione of course!

2. Sessshomaru: he is my favorite InuYasha character.

3.Kagome: she is the innocent that must be present in order for any InuYasha story to make sense.

4. Phantom of the Opera. I LUV IT!

5.Koga: we all love the little ookami youkai somewhere in our hearts, right? Well you better because him and Sesshy are so much better for Kagome than Inu-Baka.

6. My sisters(not really): I have a sisterhood and it is sacred. 'Nuff said!

7. My mom: she rox. She is the awesome mom thats puts up with my attitude and some of my friends "vocabulary" if you get my drift...(cough cough JUSTIN! How dare you swear at my mommy! On the FIRST day you meet her...-_-;)

8. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER! rox my friggin sox off. I LOVE SPIKE and BUFFY the most. SPUFFY is the most amazing hetship ever. I was so sad when he died...I'm crying now. I promise that later I shall write fics dedicated to them. Maybe not full fics just yet...but definitely some song fics.

9. Last but not least...dun dun dun...FANFICTION: well this is obvious...fanfiction rox my sox. Thats why I post my ficcies here and not at like quizilla...ugh..

Okay so thats about it...but here are some words of advice before I leave you alone again...

12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hug her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible

9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

~ YAY _ ~

Quintessence...the essence that is most missing in most of our lives...the essence of love...praise it, want it, have it, feel it...Love

Favorite Quotes (Some anyway...)

Me: (just got dumped on by the ocean) Why do I keep tasting pretzels?

Tracey: (in response to above) It's saltwater, Laurie.

Kyle: (after I poke him) Ow. I bruise easily.

Me: (after Tower of Terror) -blinks at Kyle and Tracey- My arms are like jell-o.

Kyle: Wasn't me.

Me: The arm you were holding is purple.

Kyle: Damn.

Kyle: (after Jurassic Park) -blinks at Laurie- I have bruises on my wrist.

Me: Wasn't me.

Kyle: -grabs Laurie's hand and lines up to the bruises- If the claws fit...

Me: -swears- Sorry.

Kagome: --to Sesshomaru-- Get off your high horse, hike up your lacy underwear of non-existent power and superiority and go fuck a bunny or something. You’re really getting on my nerves. (Written by Mwah. Tehe)

Jack: Up is down. That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

Spike:--to Angel-- You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda.

Spike: I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.

Spike: Passions is on and Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll...
Giles: You'll what? Lick me to death?

Spike: --to Warren--Help me out here Spock, I don't speak loser.

Spike: The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."

Spike: to Buffy Oh, yeah, okay. Let me guess - you won't kill me? Ooh. The whole crowd-pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so, because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair."

"The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it. "
Benjamin Disraeli

"If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back."
Lois McMaster Bujold

"There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead: they did not seem to belong to the same species; and it was strange to think that but a little while before they had spoken and moved and eaten and laughed"
W. Somerset Maugham

"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. "
Tom Stoppard

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."
Emo Phillips

"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. "
H. L. Mencken

"I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly uncomfortable and then boasting about it afterwards. "
Patricia Moyes

"The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block."
Inigo DeLeon

"Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite."
C. S. Lewis

"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
Fran Lebowitz

"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft. "
H. G. Wells

"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.
Jules Renard

"Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule."

Stephen King

"If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write".

Stephen King

P.S.S: Shout out to my lovely Ducky (LoveMagicandMints) You should totally read her ficcie. Why? BeCAUSE... I said so.

Toodles!

-Darkness-