Hello Everybody!!! (Crowd of imaginary fans answers: Hi, Lil' Lady!)
My nickname is Lil' Lady, I have a suprimely overactive imagination and i wish to marry over 50 book characters because fictional men are sooo much better than the real ones. I am insanely weird, love being random, adore my friends and family, do some truly truly stupid things and am on the computer more than I talk to real people. I love my bunni Deamon Dixie and my fictional fariy friends. My obsessions are:
Tv: Gilmore Girls, Heroes, Beverly Hills 90210, The Adams Family, Three's Company, South Park, The Soup, Those Singing Shows on Tv, and sooo soo much more
Movies: I am a movie addict so i will only give you my true, true favorites. My Fair Lady, Matilida, Romancing the Stone, Overboard, Airplane, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Princess Bride, Kate and Leopold, and Bringing up Baby, just to name a few.
Books and The Ships inside:
Tamora Pierce, Tortall.: Numair/Daine, Alanna/George, Kel/Dom, Aly/Nawat, amd That Gaurd guy and Dove. From all this I want to marry Numair, if u haven't taken up the hint from my name.
Harry Potter: I LOVE HARRY POTTER. Harry/Ginny, Lupin/Tonks cries for a few minutes, Ron/Hermione, Luna/Dean, Lily/James, Sirius/Me, Peter/The Rats of Hell.
I love Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, and all that other fun stuff. Mr. Darcy is just...sigh so amazing...
I have an uncommon and probably unhealthy obsession with Vampires, Carpathian life, and Sherlock Holmes. I shall not go on and obsess over how amazing Edward and Bella are, or how amazing the Carpathian Sex Gods are, or how utterly amazing Shelock Holmes is in every way shape and form...instead i shall entertain you with my own personal quote fest.!!!
“It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.”
~Mandy (Cartoon Network)
“When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond he is in no position to run.”
~Bringing Up Baby
“You should never, never doubt what nobody’s sure about.”
~Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka)
“Give her Hell from us Peeves.”
~Fred and George (Which didn’t make it into the movie. Sob.)
“We’re all going to Hell for reading Harry Potter anyway, right guys?”
~Emerson (Mugglenet.com)
“A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you, saying God We is Stupid.”
~I found this online somewhere. It applies to Sam, James, and me!
“Real justice is Gods problem.”
~ C.S.I.
“My girlfriend turned into my arch-nemesis, my arch-nemesis turned into my best friend, and my best friend turned into my girlfriend.”
~Will (Sky High)
“Afterwards the Universe will explode for your personal pleasure.”
~Douglas Addams
“Power Corrupts, but absolute power is kinda nice…”
~John Lennon
“This moment will cost me a lot of therapy.”
~Something I say a lot…
“Today you will all learn how to die properly.”
~Shakespeare Stealer
“Politics and Crime. They’re the same thing.”
~The Godfather, Part III
“By Jove!”
~Sherlock Holmes (What an amazing psychopathic man, I LOVE YOU.)
“I slept with a mother and her daughter and got them both pregnant, what kind of creepy crap is that? My life just turned into an episode of Jerry Springer!”
~Sonny Corinthos (
General
Hospital)
“You have to jump of the Brooklyn Bride in less than 23 seconds.”
~Kate and Leopold
“Teams must then present their sacrifice to the sacred monkeys.”
~Phil, The Amazing Race
“I may as well kill myself. I would, if I could be bothered, but I’m too depressed.”
~The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson
“I always like to give him a second to retract his stupid statements before I hurt him.”
~
Garfield
“You wouldn’t perhaps have six fingers on your left hand would you?”
~Indigo (The Princess Bride)
“Ha! I have a theory! These flashes come upon me at times!”
~Sherlock Holmes (Yummy, yummy man…)
“Didn’t you know that your permanent record’s just a myth? Like Aliens or
North Dakota?”
~Sheen (My Hero) (Jimmy Neutron)
“ ‘Why, I once heard of a man who went down these tunnels, broke his leg and starved to death!’
‘If he had been a woman, he would’ve packed a sandwich!’”
~A discussion between Laurence and Kate (Death at Rottingdean)
“Let a little sunlight touch you and you burst into flames. Very Final Flames. Exposure and Destruction in one neat package!”
~Sunshine
“She suspected what he really needed was anti-depressants, but until she could rally herself for that effort, a baby bunny rabbit would be the next best thing.”
~Bridget (The Fourth Summer)
“I better get dressed. I’ll call you when I get back and before I slit my wrists. Remember, at my memorial service I want them to play ‘Like a Virgin’ and I want to wear those Doc Marten Boots you gave me. I expect lots of tears and testimonials. I’m counting on you.”
~Nelson (Rainbow High)
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