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| Lunamaris321 |
Author has written 8 stories for Song of the Lioness, Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter. Quotes: "We're the smart party." BILL MAHER on Bush (skip this if you're a Republican or if you like Bush. I don't, and you really won't like this.): "Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished. "Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. "But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes. "On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. "So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' " | |||||
1. Someone Beside Me » reviewsHarry's summer takes a bad turn when he is carted off to Azkaban by the Ministry. Will anyone come for him? Even if they do, what kind of shape will he be in? AU, after fourth year. Slight HPGW undertones in future, but mostly friendshipfamily relationshiHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 11-12-052. Believe » reviewsSequel to I See You In My Dreams. Set after RotG, Daine and Numair face hurdles like revealing their love, and the occasional hurrock attack, while recovering from the aftermath of the Immortals War. Rating for safety, just kissing for now.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-8-05 - Tortall & Tortall3. Before reviewsDaine and Cloud, before Wild Magic, come home to find that disaster has struck in their absence.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-05 - Tortall4. Not So Helpless » reviewsKyria is a maid in her own household, but she doesn't need, or want, any interfering fairy godmothers. She's going to change her life on her own, and she's going to start by going to the Royal Ball. For everyone who's sick of helpless maidens in distress.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-7-055. Final Moment reviewsThe story of Kalasin jin Wilima, Thayet's mother, and her final days. Told from Kalasin's POV. Slightly depressing, but nobody dies who doesn't in the books.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-05 - Tortall6. Who Can Sail reviewsSongfic oneshot Princess Kalasin's thoughts while she is on the ship to Carthak, where she is to marry Kaddar, who she has never met. Set during Squire's timeframe.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-05 - Tortall - Complete7. I See You In My Dreams reviewsSequel to Sweet Sixteen Numair, Daine, and Alanna are back at the Palace, but Numair is having recurring nightmares and does something rather stupid. He can only hope that Alanna won't rip him to pieces. Again, DN with no fluff. Sticks with Tamora's plotSong of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-28-05 - Tortall8. Sweet Sixteen reviewsAlanna's POV on Daine's sixteenth birthday. Alanna, Daine, and Numair reflect on their lives in Tortall and what it means to them. Slight DN undertones, but no fluff since Daine and Numair haven't gone to the Divine Realms yet.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-27-05 - Tortall
