I really love coffee.
My favorite quotes:
"If I could control my anger I would destroy you with it."
"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter."
"One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
"Those who think happiness is a ray of sunlight shining through the clouds have clearly never danced in the rain."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."
"Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells."
"Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends."
"Never get in an argument with a schizophrenic and say, 'Who do you think you are?!'"
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the fools try and figure out how you did it."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett.
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." -Bobby Knight
"I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean." -G. K. Chesterton
"From now on, ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -Winston Churchill
"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income taxes." -Herman Wouk
"Prose before hoes." -Jacob Hewell's motto for life
"Cheese: milk's leap towards immortality." -Anonymous
"Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'" -Demetri Martin
"I won't say I had the toughest school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like, 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.'" -(I forget who said it... Lenny Bruce, maybe?)
"I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Rodney Dangerfield
WONDERFUL READERS: You guys are the best. :) You can definitely count on a sequel to Fishy Chrissy once I'm done with FotR, and even a sequel to FotR, too. Life is good.
PS: I've started writing a Supernatural/Charmed crossover with Stoneage Woman, who is a very talented writer and thinker, and I love doing this fic with her. It's called "Lonely Light of Morning," and it's under our joint profile, "Stoneage Woman and Warriora." I'd love it if some of you amazing readers would go check it out. The story has stolen my heart. :)
Yours truly,
Warriora / Amanda
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