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Sorry. Left over speech from my last job. It pops out when I’m not paying attention.

Anyway, about me. I hate this part. I’m a sophomore in college, and I’m majoring in Biology. Not writing. I am not, under any circumstances, a writer. I don’t have the attention span for it. The only time I try is 2 o’clock in the morning, and most of that never sees the light of day. Even less should. My writing stile is pretty much mental vomit; get as much of the story down on paper before I loose interest. That's not saying that I suck, just that I never write anything but oneshots. I'm quite proud of my one uploded oneshot, The World of the Stage. The idea for that one has been floating around in my head for about three years now, and I finally had to get it down on paper.

The Theory was going to be my exception to the oneshot rule. If I finish it, though, the world will implode from shock. I have this teeny weenie problem with the plot. You see, I lost it. Not on purpose, really! One moment I had it, and then, POOF! It’s gone. Please don’t book me for cruelty to plots, it was an accident. If anyone wants to help me locate a replacement plot, I would be extremely grateful. My story is quite lost with out it.

Mostly I stay away from writing. I read. A lot. I may not have much actual experience with fanfic writing, but I know a good story when I read it. And when I do, I review. Some times. I like to give real reviews, with suggestions and all that rot, so I don’t actually review all that often, because that would take to much time.

And that’s about it. If you have any interest in helping me with my plot problem, let me know. I really like that story, but as I said, it’s kinda lost now.

Oh, and if you are a Harry Potter fan, check out Giddyupgal. She has a story that will keep you entertained for at lease a week on there, and more one-shots then you ever want to read in one sitting. And she was the first person to ever actually read my writing, so I am eternally in her debt.

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