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since: 09-06-05, id: 892648, Profile Updated: 12-14-09
country: United States
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Law and Order: SVU, House, M.D., CSI: New York, Naruto, Death Note, Twilight, and Moonlight.

Name: Allyson Kim

Age: 17

Live: Michigan, USA

Fav. Shows:Law&Order: SVU, Law&Order: CI, House,M.D., In Plain Sight, Moonlight, CSI: New York,

Fav. Anime: Death Note

Fandoms to Write:

Law&Order: SVU, Moonlight, House M.D., CSI NY, Naruto

Fandoms to Read: House M.D., Scrubs, CSI: New York, Moonlight

Fav. Books: Harry Potter, CSI, Southern Vampire Series, Vampire Academy, Morganville

Fav Couples

Olivia/Elliot (SVU), Allison/Greg (House), House/Wilson, Alex/Bobby (CI), Mac/Stella (CSI NY), Danny/Linsdey (CSI NY), Danny/Flack, Harry/Hermione (HP), Matt/Mello (DN), Light/L (DN), SasuNaru (Naruto), GaaLee (Naruto)


Let us see if you fall for this like I did:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cant see,

must be stid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm sradishing to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

...Put this onto your profile if you would do that for someone you cared about.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of Dagget who stole it from EmpryrealFantasy)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

...Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


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1. Luscinda Quil reviews
What happens when Josef's sire comes to visit? McBeth Josef/OC
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - Josef K.
2. L's Encounter with Yaoi reviews
Yeah this is my second Death Note fic and it is totally a Crack fic. This is what happened when L was introduced to a yaoi manga. Time for L to freak out. YAY! Ratting mostly cause of the Yaoi in it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-30-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete
3. Brotherly Love?
Total AU fic. An act of kindness can be turned into something deadly for all those participating. It is JxA, ExR. Ratting is mostly because of the contents of it. But please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete
4. AfterLIfe and Forgiveness?
Does Matt forgive Mello? This is my first Death Note fic. I hope that you like and please R&R.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Published: 6-20-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete
5. Interventaion » reviews
What happens if one of House’s ducklings gets shot and he decided to intervene? I hope that you like it. I finally finished Chapter Two.....Sorry it took me so long. Hope that you like it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 6-28-07 - G. House & A. Cameron
6. The Lab Coat » reviews
This is my first House fic. but not my first story, hope that you like it. One year in the future, did the ketamine work. Are there going to be wedding bells heard soon?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 10-30-06 - A. Cameron & G. House
7. My Love reviews
If you have ever seen the Battle and the Valley of the End. Well there is the part where the two of them are comparing their lives. And this is a poem that kinda puts it all together. This Poem is in Naruto’s POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
8. The Father I Never Knew reviews
Naruto's thoughts on his father the fourth hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-07 - Minato N. & Naruto U. - Complete
9. Danny and Lindsay: A New York Family Feud reviews
A Romeo and Juliet Rewrite with CSI NY characters oh my God. DL Death and suicide. R&R...hope that you like it.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-21-07 - Complete
10. Years and Years go by reviews
What if House dies from his wounds? character death. Huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-06 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
11. The Day reviews
Some days are better then others. hope that you like it. R&R
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-06 - Complete
12. Faults » reviews
Post Fault. Poem, What happens if one of them had died? Each chapter is in the POV of either Olivia or Elliot. EOness. rated T for suicide
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete
13. Fatel Love reviews
post Fault. just a poem that I made last night, while I was thinking about the episode.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete
14. Why Me reviews
Just a free verse that I made the other night while watchng the show.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete
15. Sirius' Funeral reviews
I know that its late, but i just found this under all my other stories so here you are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete
16. Harry and Hermione 4 ever reviews
an: This is a songfic for the song Evertime by Britney Spears the whole fic is in Hermione’s point of view. It is 2 years after hHogwarts and Harry and Hermione are dating
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
17. Hogwarts a History reviews
3 years after the wizard war 2 you can find Harry potter, an auror for the ministry of magic. Harry was Victorian in the war and lord Voldemort is gone. One day Harry came across the new edition of “Hogwarts: A History. He had heard rumors that he is ment
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. - Complete
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