UPDATED stuff...
-I am a dork, just so you know.
-I am (hopefully) back in business.
-I am currently obsessed with STAR TREK.
-I got this SUPER-AWESOME PICTURE from Empress Caroline of Tamaran for my story, GARDEN WORK!

• ... AND now for the STUFF that DOESN'T REALLY MATTER... •

WHO (am I)? I'm SHIMMERINGJADE, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Never-Updating Authoress! Pleased to meet you! I'm a ?!-year-old Canadian, sarcastic, Spanish, tomboyish girl who writes a bajillion stories stored in my laptop, but never post them. I obviously adore writing, drawing, video games, friends and fanfiction, and all the stories I write will be/are romantic comedies, with a hint of drama and angst on the side. It's just like this random quote: "It's better to show the humorous, wonderful, embarrassing and heart-warming side of romance, instead of the part where all people do is get depressed, mope over their ex-lover, and eat a lot of ice-cream and comfort food."

WHAT (do I write for)? I write for whatever show/game/movie gets my imagination going. So far, I've written some stuff for NARUTO, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG and SUPER SMASH BROTHERS. In the upcoming future, however, you can definitely expect some KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN since that's what I'm currently hooked onto.

WHAT (are my favorite genres)? Romance and humour, all the way! Though drama and ANGST are good, too. I don't really like horror stories, nor "M-rated" ones...unless they actually have a really good plot. c:

WHAT (do I ship?) I'm pretty much open to any shipping, whether it be normal or yaoi (boy x boy). The only thing I don't fully support/read is yuri (girl x girl). Crack pairings, random pairings and otherwise is fine with me, but my OTPs are below...

s.s.b.m. :
Marth/Samus (meant to be!)
Link/Zelda (they've been my favorite since OoT.)
Roy/Peach (arguing couples are always cute.)
Ike/Samus (because I can see 'em as a funny couple)
t.r.a.n.s.f.o.r.m.e.r.s :
Prowl/Jazz (it's all because of fanfiction...but they really ARE adorable together! opposites attract!)
Red Alert/Inferno (they're both love, and together they're the ultimate love.)
Bluestreak/Sunstreaker (mostly 'cause of Blue's obliviousness and Sunny's cuteness. XDD)
Sam/Bumblebee (it's cute and probably the only human/mech couple I could stand.)
r.e.b.o.r.n:
Reborn/Yamamoto (I heart them so bad...it's obvious Reborn likes Yamamoto!)
Gokudera/Tsuna (meant to be...seriously)
Yamamoto/Hibari (it's cute, and I do like opposites attracting...)
Spanner/Irie (AHAHA kinda random, but I like it)
Tsuna/Haru (they're cute together! best het. pairing, I think)
Ryohei/Yamamoto(it's sorta like a crack pairing, but it's a CUTE ONE, so there.)
Lal/Colonello (it...it won me over in the end...)
Lambo/I-pin (they're cute when they're little AND big!)
s.t.a.r. t.r.e.k.
Spock/McCoy (their arguments are just SO CUTE afsfs I heart them)
Kirk/Spock/McCoy (OT3 seriously they're the TRIO OF AWESOME)
McCoy/Chekov (AHAHA this was mostly 'cause of my friends ... don't ask)