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Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Law and Order: SVU, Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Degrassi, House, M.D., and NCIS.

Hello everyone. My name is Bob Rhynoplasty. Well, at least its my nickname. My real name is Katie, no that is not short for anything. I am 19 years old, and I live in Buffalo NY, home of bad snow, a bad football team and chicken wings. Seriously nothing else.

Why I have a profile: I like writing and I like fanfics. 'nuff said. lol.

Well, let's just get to the point:

Name: Katie

Age: 19

hometown: Buffalo

nationality (only because i'm proud of it): Mohawk, Italian, French, English Welsh, not the juice, Irish, German. i think that's it. there's also the possibitly that i'm part Cherokee (small part) and i have a president for an ancestor. yeah, the one nobody ever heard of.

religion: Roman Catholic, though you would never know that way i talk.

Appearance: what difference does it make? i could say i'm a blonde haired blue eyed bimbo, you'll never be able to prove it.

Favs:

Movie: Lord of the Rings The Two Towers. i love em all but that's my favorite

TV show: Law and Order: SVU, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House, Bones.

Actor: David Boreanaz. The things I would do to that man...

Actress: I need one?

Book: Vampire Academy. MUCH better than Twilight (Dimitri kicks Edward's ass!)

Ok, I recently posted a story in the House M.D. section entitled Confronting Cameron, wasn't one of my best in my opinion, but other people seemed to like it. And I thought that I would share with you my favorite review. I mean, really, I had tears in my eyes as I read it.

This review is from "rolls eyes" (Great name, don't you think?)

great. so now we're at this stage, huh? Idiotic slashers making direct assaults on the Hameron side of this site seeing Cam has left? Why don't you just put this piece of crap on the Chase/House part instead of House/Cameron because it has no place here?

This "story" doesn't belong on House/Cameron side.

You hate Cam a lot because she was standing between your couple, huh?

News flash though: your beloved pairing would never have happened even if there was no Cam ever on this show, nor any other woman, because HOUSE ISN'T GAY!

House/Chase is one of the most ridiculous pairings I've ever encountered, because first, the two men aren't gay (well, at least House isn't, Chase probably himself isn't sure what he is), and they weren't even friends, they hated each other's guts. Get real and get a life.

And the rest of you people who are gushing so much over this hateful excuse for literature: your beloved Chase took advantage of a woman when she was drugged up to her gills aka he raped Cameron. If TPTB weren't such complete morons and had actually had any contact with reality he would've long ago been thrown out of the show because he would've been in prison.

And I really wonder if you'll let this review up.

Oh, by the way, I just want to put this out there (I am a Chase fan, obviously, so I don't like when people call him a rapist when he's not) Cameron was high on Crystal Meth, it is a stimulant that increases a person's sex drive. A person is actually more like to commit rape while on Crystal Meth than the other way around. What makes date rape drugs so harmful is that they are depressants. Alcohol, rohypnol, GHB, they make people groggy, and unaware of their surroundings, which is why a person on these drugs cannot consent to sex. What Chase did was stupid, but it wasn't illegal, or rape, which is probably why TPTB thought it was ok to put it on the show, because clearly, they at least have basic medical knowledge.

And I would like to apologize for sounding a little bitchy near the end there. Really, I don't mind flames. I'm just protective of my Australian, lol.

Bananas are better than men because:1.) You don't mind swallowing a banana; 2.) Bananas are always stiff; 3.) Bananas don't know how to fart; 4.) A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you; 5.) No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time; 6.) Another womAn will never try to steal youR banana; 7.) Bananas can last the whole night through; 8.) Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous On the
pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on
the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipate d.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sht out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat
it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me'
12)The Virgin Mary is not called ' Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a
peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
The Origination of this letter is unknown.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile,

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile,

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you wish Edward Cullen would just die already, copy and paste into your profile

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1. Stuck Together reviews
SLASH PWP, It's been two weeks since Tony and Gibbs broke up, now they're stuck together in a broken down elevator. And there's no telling how long they'll be there for.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

2. Poor McGee! reviews
Abby, Ziva, McGee, and Director Shepard hear something about our favorite boys and they weren't supposed to hear. Trouble ensues and poor McGee is caught in the cross fire. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-22-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete

3. Confronting Cameron reviews
After "Teamwork" House goes to confront Cameron about Chase. WARNING Cameron bashing, if you like Cameron, don't read this!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

4. Forgiveness and New Beginnings reviews
The final installment of the "Delusions and Fantasies" series. Post Requiem, After Gibbs reburies Kelly's time capsule, he and Tony finally reach their boiling point
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

5. Apologies and Arguments reviews
Follows "Delusions and Fantasies" and "Memories and Deceptions" Post Singled Out, Tony has an unannounced visitor late one night that he just may not be ready to forgive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-3-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

6. Memories and Deceptions reviews
Sequel to "Delusions and Fantasies," Post Shalom. Gibbs goes back to Mexico when Mike Franks tells him things he may not be ready to deal with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-28-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete

7. Delusions and Fantasies reviews
Post Hiatus, Gibbs is getting ready to leave for Mexico when an unexpected visitor shows up and tells him something he may not be ready to hear, or believe
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-25-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

8. Connor reviews
Chase sits in his living room with a glass of scotch, reliving the best and worst times of his life. One shot, very sad.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-08 - R. Chase - Complete

9. Spine reviews
After the incident in the locker room, Chase decides it’s time to settle the matter once and for all. Sequel to "Invertabrate" and "Backbone" House/Chase slash
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-5-08 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete

10. Invertebrate reviews
An incident with the pop star patient sends House and Chase in a showdown of just whose more annoying. House/Chase slight slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-08 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete

11. Backbone reviews
Chase tells House about an overly friendly patient and can’t help but mock him when he notices House’s jealousy. House/Chase preslash
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-5-08 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete

12. The Chronicles of Darcy » reviews
A new girl comes to Degrassi and is instantly befriended by Darcy, but as the year rolls on Darcy wanders if she wants more, or if that will affect her family and her religion. femslash
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 4-17-07 - Darcy

13. My Son » reviews
Elliot’s son is in trouble, but he doesn’t know how to get him out of this. Will he risk his job to save his son? Slash pairing! don't like, don't read!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 6-2-06

14. Pair Me! Series » reviews
AlexMunch, OliviaHuang, ElliotOlivia, CragenPetrovsky, all your favorite characters hooking up in this humorous series. There has to be a story for everybody!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,927 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 6-3-06

15. Three's Company » reviews
AU: Elliot and Olivia were happily married for ten years, until one day Elliot meets someone who will make him question everything he holds dear. ED!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 4-17-07

16. Never Let Go » reviews
When Butler dies during a battle between men and Fairies, Artemis gives up living, until a meeting with a disgusting drunken sprite leads him to believe he can bring Butler back from the dead. Now, Artemis, Holly, and Mulch are on a mission to find Butler
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 1-8-07

17. Girls » reviews
Oliver is so beautiful. His eyes can bear into your soul. But he was with Harry. Not that she cared. She had to have him, no matter what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 12-2-06 - Harry P. & Oliver W.

18. She's Not As Innocent As Everyone Thinks reviews
Femslash! Title says it all....
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-07 - Darcy & Manny S. - Complete

19. I Want a New Partner reviews
What did Cragen and Olivia talk about at the end of Fault? A.N. I know I'm a little late with Post Fault fics but it's better late than never, right? Yeah, I'm delirious.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete

20. Cannibal » reviews
FINISHED! Olivia and Alex are kidnaped by someone they never would have thought. Someone who's after revenge in a very unsettling way. Summary sucks but story's better.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete

21. The Dating Game » reviews
Our favorite characters playing the game that I've never watched.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-12-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete

22. Boys » reviews
Oliver was gay. That was pretty much a given. He realized it when he joined the Quidditch team. So many attractive boys showering around him...it was heaven for the young Scotsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,512 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 11-5-05 - Harry P. & Oliver W. - Complete

23. Not Related? reviews
Butler and Juliet realize they are not really related. But why are they so happy about it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-06 - Butler & Juliet B. - Complete

24. Pain » reviews
Sequel to Celebrity A teenage girl is found on a front stoop of a building. Now it’s up to Elliot to find out the girl’s dark past. What he didn’t expect is to develop feelings for the girl. chp 10 up! R&R Complete
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete

25. I Only Have Eyes For You reviews
Casey is in love, he doesn't have a clue. Summary sucks, but read anyway.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-25-06 - Complete

26. Squad Room Fun reviews
Olivia and Elliot are working late on a case making things hot and heavy. OE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete

27. Celebrity » reviews
Sequel to “The Replacement.” Now the detectives have a case of standard he said she said. A woman shows up at the station house claiming two celebrities raped her and hit her. Are they really guilty? Or is she making up the entire thing in a fit of jea
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 11-4-05 - Complete

28. The Replacement » reviews
FINISHED! Munch is injured, he can’t work anymore. A replacement is brought in to take his place. No one in the unit can take her. Will she be able to help them catch Munch’s attacker? How will everyone react when they find out Munch's attacker might
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 10-10-05 - Complete

29. He Loves Me reviews
This is the sequel to “He Doesn’t Love Me” in Oliver’s POV. How does Oliver feel about what happened when Harry kissed him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-05 - Harry P. & Oliver W. - Complete

30. He Doesn't Love Me reviews
Harry’s hurt. The man he loves doesn’t love him back. Warning! Story contains slash pairings and suicide. If either upset you DO NOT READ THIS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-05 - Harry P. & Oliver W. - Complete

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