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since: 09-09-05, id: 894333, Profile Updated: 06-07-09
country: United States
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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Death Note.

I highly doubt you people wish to know anything about me, but I got bored.

I am having a sort of idea crisis which has been going for a few years. Until I find something I actually think would be worth my writing expect to see me only in reviews, and as a beta.

About Me:

Age: I'm 295

Likes: classical music, and hXc (does arm movements) rock, Patcholi Oil, reading, analizing literary works, being one of the best

Dislikes: Preppy people, they scare me.

Obssesses over: Death Note and Harry Potter

Future Aspirations: To finish a story, and to find another Kira supporter (I seem to be the only one)

Hobbies: Oil painting, listening to music, and talking to people I like

Fashion Statements: I wear black because it's easy, I look good in it, and it has that ablitiy to be both dramatic, and quiet. I wear arm warmers because none of my shirts have sleeves, it's practical for me, not 'punk,' call it punk and I'll laugh really hard at you, call it eMo and I'll take them off and show you a clean wrist. I wear sexx braclets because I can, and they're fun to play with when things get boring. However, if I chose to randomly wear a raver outfit one day, then yay me.

Personality Quirks: When talking about subjects most would find depressing I will have a generally happy or excited voice. I am not a people person, so will most likely not talk to you if I don't know you, or if I just don't want to. I am reclusive and mildly clastrophobic, don't push me. Among other things, I am always reading something, it is rare you will find me without a book, I have also been known to write lyrics, poems, and random story lines on and with whatever is avalible to me (I have actually used eyeliner on my shirt before because I had no paper or pens). I am inspired by the most random things. I like to play tetris, so i constantly do that, while eating blow pops, BBQ chips, and drinking tea.

Writing: I am a writer, but i prefer not to write fanfiction, when the urge strikes me, i may do something. Instead I work on multiple projects at once that are of my own creation and vary in theme, genere, and such.

Reading: Is important to me. I am a passionate reader. If I tell you that I like your story it's not just a whim type of thing. It means that your work has touched me in a way deeper than anything eles, and I respect your work as a writer. I am primaraly a reader and therfore look at work differently than actual writers do.

Random Quotes: Thar say random things about me...and yes, I know there are a lot of them.

Screw you I Don't Care-Lexy

"Bunnies are amaxing, they're never boring. They can be spaztic, or serious, and they always have problems. Bunnies are cool, because they rave, and party. Best of all, they don't need drugs to have a good time." ~ Bunnicula (hXc locked up bunny)

It's like disarming Germany!-Oscar

I don't take drugs, I am drugs - Salvador Dali

"If you knock over my tarot card tower I'll be pissed." ~ Near

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." ~ Paul Gauguin

“'Don't hate the player; hate the game.'” - mamy a people have said this...

"Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!" - Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp)

I will cover the world in eternal darkness... and over-charge for lightbulbs!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!-idk

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" - idk

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - idk

Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. - Salvador Dali

Light= Arrogant prick who is too smart for his own good that got a magic diary. - Jack The Riddler (Of Dead Sexy)

Procrastinators of the world, UNITE! ...tomorrow...or maybe sometime next week... -idk

“This is the uber time turner all over again. Time turners can’t go forward. Our future selves come back in time and give us the recipe to create one. Where did they get it? Their future selves gave it to them. Completely logical, and completely impossible. Just accept it and move on.” - Harry Potter and the Dream Come True

“Bollocks, You’re human. You’re all bloody homicidal.” - Double or Nothing

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

"But I don't like it when my hands are mad at eachother!!" ~ Bunniiiii (hXc shocking bunny)

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. - idk

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with "or die." -idk

"When life gives you pudding... demand for lemon."- When life gives you pudding

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run like hell. He hates that!" ~ Anonymous

"How many varieties of the word ‘no’ would you like, Yagami-kun?" - L, from Mind Games

They’re dysfunctional, but that works for them. - people who are able to discribe L and Raito's relationship

"I enjoy admiring beauty from afar. And sometimes hugging it and offering it gum" - Bunneh (hXc bunny in a bearrel)

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language. -Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein

"Mr. Wammy, I am the greatest detective in the world," L declared levelly. "It's only been through taking risks that I've become that." - Between Black and White

The world is a dangerous place to live; not just because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it.” –Albert Einstein

“Less chance of me knocking you unconscious, kidnapping your daughter, and escaping to wreck havoc upon the good people of England.” - Harry Potter in I don't remember

“Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.” -- From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. - Sigmund Freud

"I'm not a psychopath. I'm a sociopath. There's a difference. See, a psychopath is insane. He can't distinguish between wrong and right. A sociopath knows the difference. He just doesn't have a conscience, you know? So he doesn't care". -From The Pretender (2001)

“In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed- they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce...? The cuckoo clock.” -Orson Welles

You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you. Then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…” - Rose Walker

“this may seem…corny… but everyone’s fallen in love, or fallen out of it. Everyone has fallen down from their pedestal, and everyone has falling face down. You fall into a depression, into oppression. People fall into trouble and fall out of it; and any other thing someone can fall in, on, or out of. It’s a motion, hence Falling motion,” -Damedged Puzzle

“A murderer is regarded by the conventional world as something monstrous, but a murderer to himself is only an ordinary man. It is only if the murderer is a good man that he can be regarded as monstrous.”-- Graham Greene

The form for comendeering a genuine NYC garbage truck may be 34 pages long, but one day i will think of some reason to fill it out, I sware to you! - Cal from Peeps

“I see so I am obviously gay, what gave that away? Was it the sweets? Over exaggerated hand gestures?”- Poison to the Plate

"Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." -Erica Jong

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats - H.L.Mencken

Dying is a very dull and dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing to do with it - Somerset Maugham

The Resurrection Microwave eats people? Ironic. XD - FrigidSnow (Of Dead Sexy)

Old enough so that whenever someone finds one of my old friends, it’s a ‘Great Archaeological Find’ - Vampire Albus from "Gives you Hell"

"I lost my phone once... (some idiot spent 200 worth of texts on it) and the opening comment said: "this phone will explode in 3 seconds." and my background was a beheaded "ork' on a pole...I still have no idea how they got hold of my phone, it must have been L." - DeliciousMangoe (Of Dead Sexy)

"I can't believe I did that. I just came out of the closet for real, didn't I? And I did it with a smile. 'Hello, Japan. I'm gay!'" - Gravitation

“I'm scheming my grand escape as we speak, but please don't let that influence your decision.”-Raito Y. (I don't remember the fic...)

You laugh at me cause I'm different, I laugh at you cause your all the same.- Logan

Clearly there was something wrong with Light and his interaction with the rest of the world that his greatest attachment was to a death god who would kill him given half the opportunity, followed closely by a man who would do the same if he could just find the right excuse. - Redivivus

'without law and order our nation cannot survive' - Adolf Hitler (Think about this)

Your feedback is much appreciated, Raito-kun. And, maybe next time, when I conduct a strip-search, it will only involve the two of us and there will be no gloves.” - Strip Search

“I still think you’re uke. In the bedroom anyway. But I have to admit, when it comes to bullshit, I bow down before you, Master.” - Double or Nothing

"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."--Tom Clancy

Feel the rythem, feel the rime, get on up, it's bobslead time!-Cool Runnings

" Don't question me! I have the money, and I have the resouces!" - Logan

Now should I use my invisible powers to fight crime or for evil.-Friends

Near: Ha! I replaced the pages!
Light: Ha! I know you replaced the pages!
Near: Ha! I know you know I replaced the pages!
Light: Oh, crap.

MORE RANDOM CRAP

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

THE TEST!!

90 introversion, 57 intuition, 92 thinking, and 28 judging

Stats: 4 of the population

character: L

in a nutshell: "a love of problem solving"

Desciption: Logical, original, creative thinkers. Can become very excited about theories and ideas. Exceptionally capable and driven to turn theories into clear understandings. Highly value knowledge, competence and logic. Quiet and reserved, hard to get to know well. Individualistic, having no interest in leading or following others.

All sounds about right...lol

I guess you wanna take it now??

here: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/11549237148259903447/Jung-Type-Death-Note

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1. The Chocolate Gun » reviews
Mello was always second, now Yagami Raito wants to teach him how to be first. But what does our dear Raito have to gain from making Mello into the next L? Set in an AU, this is my first Death Note fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 3-1-08 - Light Y. & Mello
2. Death Ringing reviews
Raito's mind is plagued by the sound of bells, bells only he can hear. In a hope to make them stop, he heads back to the original task force building the day before he meets with Near. The day before the end of the Kira case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-08 - Light Y. & Matsuda T.
3. Pink! reviews
Mello insults Matt's manliness, but worst of all, his PSP. Thus, Matt sets out to make a point to his best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-15-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete
4. A Pirates Philosphy reviews
This is the dream of a pirate, a small simple poem dipecting our way of life. Spans through all movies, please read and review!I might do more.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete
5. When The Power Goes Out reviews
What happens when the vary force you rely on is thretend. What happens when the vary thing your survival depends on is about to go out...for ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-06 - Harry P. - Complete
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