Author has written 3 stories for Batman, and Teen Titans. Hey ya'll, I just want to say, I'm seventeen and anything you guys say, I can handle. I roast marshmallows with flames and compliments make me feel warm and fuzzy. I guess I'll tell you about me. My name is Lynette Elizabeth Lyon, to some known as So-Cal. The nickname was given to me by Bill Cash, AKA Green Gallant. (If you wonder why I'm not afraid to say my name and stuff, it's because I have no identity to steal and my home is about as easy to find as an unchartered island. Most of my friends have never even been here.) I recently graduated by doing a three year graduation, but since I'm only seventeen right now I live at home and work for my parents, who own a pet shelter. Let's see, what else...
I live with my mom and dad in Sonoma, California on top of a mountain called Diamond A. No other kids my age have ever lived up here so I grew up with my older brother as my all purpose friend. Problem for my parents? Yes! I love to pull pranks. If you guys can top putting rattlesnakes in the freezer for my mom to find, (among other things) you win. So I grew up with comic books and action movies. Also, until fourth grade, I got into fist fights with anyone dumb enough to bully me or my friends. Actually, I just hate bullies, but fist fights are no-no's.
My mom forgot to teach me about things like shopping and make up until it was waaaaaay to late. So I'm the ultimate tomboy. My dad didn't help by indulging me to do things like catching snakes and mud fights. I love it. Now I can catch rattlesnakes (bare hands), skin and cook them. I can scale a tree faster than you could blink. And I can dodge the hooves of a kicking Zedonk(see pets.) My mom still won't let me skydive, though she can't stop me from free-climbing.
Hobbies- Reading, writing, horseback riding, hiking, swimming, climbing (anything-trees, cliffs, roofs, etc.) baking, camping, animal training, and, when I am allowed to, or compelled to, watching television, playing any kind of game (capture the flag to backgammon. I kick ass at both.)
Height-5'10" (I'm tall, sue me)
Hair-Blonde
Eyes-Weird, unidentifiable color that looks nothing like any of my relatives. Most people say there sea foam green. Just weird is what I say.
Pets- 4 Dogs,14 cats, 6 horses, 2 mini horses,12 chickens, 5 donkeys, 6 goats, a duck, 2 camels (weird, I know), a zedonk (1/2 zebra, 1/2 donkey, Weirder) and somewhere around 42 parrots (I stopped counting three years ago)
My parents and I run a private animal resue organization called Lyon Ranch Therapy Animals. For more info please go to www.lyonranch.org. (Wow, I sound like an infomercial.)
Likes-Rock Music, Chooooooocalate, animals, cats and dogs (I love them), books, Batman and Teen Titans(the tv shows and the comics.), peanut butter, History, wallabees, English, Drama, my Ipod.
Dislikes-Rap, laundry, Parrots(the roots of all evil), my parents telephone that goes off every three minutes, really hot weather, math, science, almonds, bullies, cucumbers and zuccini, the song "It's a Small World", shopping.
Fears- Moths, I am terrified of moths. Why? Don't know, don't care.
Favorite colors- Green and Blue
MY animal's names- I have three horses that are MINE named Slick, Wonder and Peanut. My dog died recently. I have, like, six cats that have proclaimed themselves as mine, Lucky, Soma, King Louis, Tiger, Juan Lorenzo and Bobcat, (I did not name any of them)! My duck's name is Yzzibella, but we call her Yzzi. My goats are Roxy, Jasmine, Jasper and Java. The one parrot that I like and get along with is an umbrella cockatoo named Juliet.
People from fanfiction that need to be recognized as AWESOME: Green Gallant. I've been talking back and forth with for about a year now. He's funny, charming and has a goatee that keeps his chin warm. (His words, not mine) He's probably the coolest person I've met from fanfiction next to...
Skyla Moon. She has an awesome story, but she didn't finish it, so you can make up your own ending. That's how I see it. And, unlike some people, she can, like me, talk for hours about absolutely nothing. I'm serious. We had a chat for over and hour yesterday about useless talents, which aren't always useless.
Anyway, I hope you guys read and review.
Wildcat
Everybody's doing quotes, so I'll go for it too.
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."-James Dean
"My mind goes blank every time I try to think."-Tim, this guy I play water polo with
"Some turkeys stay off the road, some turkeys move off the road, and some run in front of the car gobbling like idiots."-My friend Keith (His family owns a turkey farm)
"The stall warning test button is, and always will be, the coolest button in the cockpit."-Me
"Hey, wanna get married for 24 hours?"- My dad's first words to my mom. (He's a joker, not a perv)
"Some people are naturals and some aren't and some...some learn to be naturals."-Coram, Song of the Lioness series.
"A midget can do great things too. Look at Napolean."-Riley, (That kid's like my surrogate brother. He's pretty tall now, but he used to be short)
"If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."-My friend Ashley
"Why do I write? Because I find life unsatisfactory."-Tenessee Williams
"As if. Go screw a gopher."-My friend Caroline to a guy who was making me really uncomfortable.
"Don't look at me like that, you've got me quaking in my boots."-My brother to me when I was mad at him once.
"People waste too much time spending money they don't have, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."-Will Smith
"If they didn't lie, it wouldn't be politics."-My sister's four year old son (Don't know where he got that idea.)
"Don't steal elephants, Lynette. But if you do steal one, make sure to put it in your enemies living room."- My dad to me. (He actually did that in college once. It's a looooooong story.)
"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napolean beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy, Teen Titans.
"My sugar said I shouldn't have too much doctor."-My friend Andrew on a sugar high.
"We just got run over by a cow." - Tim Drake, Robin, Batman the Animated Series.
A conversation between Andrew and I while waiting for a bus around sundown.
Me: It's quiet
Andrew: Too quiet
Me: It's dark
Andrew: Too dark
Me: It's the bus
Andrew: Too the bus
Me: Will you SHUT UP!
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